not scientific at all

Soaring.

Since ancient times, monks have sought the way against the sky, seeking to ascend to the upper realm and live forever. Who knows how cruel the world after ascension will be?

Qing Jing knows now, but he would rather never know.

In front of him, a monk dressed in gossip fairy clothes and with a monocle in his left eye stood in the middle of the hall, his lips kept opening and closing, and spit out words that contained mysterious meanings and great horror.Qing Jing's right hand, which had cut through Heaven's Tribulation, held the long sword helplessly, relying on the strength of the tip of the sword on the ground to support his body.

His hands were actually shaking.

His body was shaking too.

His mind was already blank, and his always calm and sharp eyes seemed to be out of focus, dazed and even pitiful.Sweat rolled down his cheeks, slid down the soft curves of his cheeks and onto his pointed chin, soaking the neckline and front placket drop by drop. His shoulders seemed to be slightly slumped under this invisible heavy pressure, and his waist, which was always straight Also a little stooped.

He was originally taller than that immortal, but under the pressure of the other party's words, his whole body was like a thin grass swaying under the pressure of dark clouds before the heavy rain. He was completely devastated.

The cultivator took another step forward and raised his voice, like a rolling thunder exploding in his ear: "Calculate, within what range of the cosmological constant, will the golden wind avenue in this world merge into the gangfeng avenue?"

Silence... deathly silence.

He just couldn't guess that after ascension, he wanted to find a mountain gate to practice with peace of mind, but he still had to take the physics test!Qing Jing's complexion changed from white to blue, from green to red, and then from red to black, and changed several times in the blink of an eye. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "I... I came from a different kind of background, and I didn't study much..."

The monk pushed the lens, was silent for a while, and said as if he was looking for an excuse to explain him: "That's right, I just ascended from the small world, so naturally I haven't learned the way of explaining the sky and things. There is a sale at the gate of the mountain. Imitation of 'Yu Jian, haven't you seen it?"

……

The demon cultivator who was born in a different species and had never been to school was ashamed, blushing from his cheeks to his earlobes, and replied with a guilty conscience: "After I ascended, I heard people say that Zhitian Daozong is the number one sect in Yuanyang Great World, so I came here directly I asked for a teacher, and I didn’t pay attention to those.”

The monk nodded and looked at him kindly: "Don't be nervous. A bad foundation doesn't mean you can't get it back. We don't only look at the foundation when recruiting students, but also pay more attention to the fundamental understanding. Then change to a simple one... just explain it What is your understanding of the heavens and worlds, that is, the so-called 'multiverse' in Xuanhuang Small World."

Qing Jing lowered his head even lower, looking sad, and asked after a long time: "Well, isn't that something studied by physicists? How can I understand it?"

The monk was finally moved, and said in surprise: "Our school also has disciples who ascended from the Xuanhuang Small World. According to them, 300-year compulsory education has been fully implemented there since 12 years ago. I think you are only in your early [-]s. , didn’t you even go to middle school?”

Speaking of this, Qing Jing was also full of blood and tears.

Back then when he was just enlightened, he had ambitiously wanted to be a celebrity like Jobs, but he got mixed up with the goblins and found out after inquiring about it, the general manager of radio and television had already issued an article to completely ban animal transformation after the founding of the People's Republic of China.He is a python, and he can't turn into a human shape. He is still a national first-class protected animal. When he goes out during the day, he will be surrounded by enthusiastic people and take pictures, and then call the police to arrest him; sometimes people directly arrest him and send him to the police station or zoo...

You can't even enter the school gate, but how can you go to school!Besides, "I have been practicing Lu Zu's Chunyang Sword Classic all these years, using the sword to enter Taoism. Does Zhitian Daozong need special admissions for swordsmanship? I am still very confident in this aspect!"

The monk of Zhitian Daozong no longer had a smile on his face, looked at him in embarrassment, and sighed: "This is difficult, I Zhitian Daozong has always aimed at 'following the way of heaven and holding on to heaven', and I don't use swords. Xiu. Not to mention our sect, even in the entire Yuanyang world, there are not many sects like the ancient monks who devote themselves to breathing out spiritual energy, communicating with the heaven and the earth with the primordial spirit, and do not theoretically deepen their understanding of the creation of the heaven and the earth..."

"To enter Xuanmen, you need to know the art of mathematics and arithmetic; to enter the Wuming Valley, you need to know the way of space superposition and change; the Yuandian School emphasizes the outer alchemy, and you must be able to combine the qualities of medicine and stones; but the Wenhua School enters the Tao with literature, as long as you are willing to work hard to shine. If you are poor, you can still have a chance to get started..." The immortal counted the teaching characteristics of each sect, raised his eyes and saw Qing Jing's expression of lovelessness, he simply swallowed the rest of the sects, and suggested: "If you I really don’t want to learn this, so I can only go to the Thousand Mirage Pavilion to try.”

Qing Jing dragged his long sword down the mountain.

When he went up the mountain, his body was straight and his eyes were clear, full of yearning for this legendary sect of cultivating immortals who is the leader of Taoism in all heavens and worlds; .What hit him even more was the "300-year recruitment examination, 500 sets of simulations", "Zhitian Daozong review compilation, sequence one to two thousand", "Each sect recruitment guide and review key points", "Cangyuan two thousand sets" sold in Shanxiafang City. The [-]th Annual Examination Syllabus for the Dao of Heaven and Ascension to Immortals ""Three Thousand Questions on the Basic Knowledge of Cultivation of Immortals"...

The cheapest piece of jade slip also needs three spirit stones.

Holding the jade slips of "300 years of recruitment, [-] sets of simulations" in his hand, Qing Jing searched his pockets all over his body but did not find a single spirit stone. He deeply felt that he would never be a cultural person in this life.While paying the bills for the candidates who were picking jade slips, the shopkeeper kept staring at him from the corner of his eyes. If he didn't have a really good face and didn't look like he would steal things, he would just grab him with that messy look. The posture of looking around and not buying anything, I am afraid I will be kicked out long ago.

In the small thousand world, the Dao is incomplete, and there is no way to cultivate any fruit; in this great world where the Dao is balanced, it seems that practice is not something that ordinary people can do.He resolutely put down the jade slip, turned around and left without hesitation, took out the map given to him by the examiner of Zhitian Daozong, Yujian went straight to Langya Sea, Fucha Island where the Thousand Mirage Pavilion was located.

Thousand Mirage Pavilion majors in illusion, and the admission threshold is also low. No matter what world and background people can sign up, it seems that it is really suitable for a demon cultivator like him who has no education.

The person in charge of interviewing the disciples in the door is a beautiful female cultivator. When she came to Qingjing for the interview, she just turned her eyes on him and asked coldly with his resume: "The person in charge of Tiandaozong introduced you to me?" What blind idiot, who can’t even tell your identity! You go back and tell him, I don’t care about the truth of my disciple’s theoretical foundation, but I don’t accept it..."

Qing Jing was hit hard again, and interrupted her sadly: "I know, my real body is an Indian golden python, I am not from a human cultivator background, and I am not worthy of entering such a prestigious sect as Qian Mirage Pavilion."

The female cultivator stared straight at him, and waited for him to finish speaking before saying: "My Thousand Mirage Pavilion also accepts demon cultivator disciples. What I said is that I don't accept male disciples."

"what?"

"Ah."

"Cough..." Was he acting affectionate just now?Sure enough, it is a famous school with extraordinary bearing, regardless of human beings, all are equal, but if the Thousand Mirage Pavilion does not accept male disciples... What does it mean that the senior of Zhitian Daozong introduced him here?

Does he look like a woman?

The female cultivator in the Thousand Mirage Pavilion saw his tangled face and the look of the light in his eyes was about to go out, and she felt a little sorry for him, and said a rare word of comfort: "Now the famous actress of the Vision Department of the Ten Thousand Immortals and Most of the hosts have an awl-faced face, and those people who are in the sky don’t usually see live female cultivators, they see a lot of circular light illusions, and when they see an awl-faced face, they think you are a female cultivator.”

Sorry, I really don't understand this logic.

Qingjing touched his face subconsciously—the chin is a bit pointed, but isn't that the face shape of all snake spirits?Even if his face is a bit pointed, his body is still very masculine, he needs to be tall and muscular!Although due to the shape of the body, the bones are wrapped in the flesh, not as clear-cut as others, but the height of 1.8 meters, coupled with the cold temperament of the sword repairer, no matter how you look at it, he is a pure man!

The female nun thought she had explained it well, so she raised her hand and pushed him out of the interview room, and sent him directly to the nearby island where candidates could rest.

Among the many beautiful female cultivators of Huaxin Nianhua, suddenly there was a man who was eight feet tall, with a high nose and deep eyes and carried a sword, which immediately attracted a lot of attention.Qing Jing was also secretly proud when he felt the enthusiastic gazes of the female nuns, but immediately, the voices of discussion from all directions completely crushed his already overwhelmed spine.

"Hey, such a tall female cultivator! It's really rare, and it's quite appropriate to wear men's clothes."

"That's a man..."

"No way, the standard awl face is sharper than the face of the heroine of the round light illusion show that was broadcast by the Ten Thousand Immortals League the day before yesterday."

"What's the use of having a small face? Look at her nose that reaches the sky, and her double eyelids that are too wide. It looks like she took the alchemy and shaped it herself. It's not natural at all. But the waist is really thin, like a water snake waist, so enviable. .”

... No, that's not the waist of a water snake, but the waist of a python.And he doesn't actually have double eyelids, but because the eye sockets are deep, there is a mark under the eye sockets after the eyes are opened, which looks like double.

Qing Jing wanted to explain, but the female cultivators changed the topic too quickly, and before he went over to say that he was not a female cultivator, nor had he had plastic surgery, they had already talked about things in another world that he couldn't understand.The country bumpkin snake demon from the earth silently swallowed the words of defense, stretched out his hand to wipe the spine of the sword, and turned the long sword into a size that could carry people.

Just as he was about to board the flying sword, a hand suddenly and soundlessly rested on his shoulder.He turned his head abruptly, and saw a male face, which is extremely rare in this place, approaching him, with crooked eyes, and asked him with a smile: "Fellow Daoist has just arrived in Yuanyang Great World, and he hasn't found a suitable sect yet, right? How do you plan, do you also want to do a casual practice?"

Yes... sort of.If you can't get into the official sect, it seems that you can only be a casual cultivator.He thought helplessly, and nodded to the male cultivator who came out: "Fellow Daoist guessed really accurately. Even if I really have the brains to learn, I have to be a casual cultivator for a while to earn money to buy jade slips, and then I can learn it again." Apply for the exam. Just now you used the word 'also', don't you?"

The monk smiled even deeper, and pointed him to a clear path: "If you want to become a casual cultivator, you must first register with the Ten Thousand Immortals League. The Ten Thousand Immortals League can also provide some jobs related to cultivation, earn some spiritual stones, and rent a cave. , When you get acquainted with the senior monks, you can ask them to teach you how to practice, which is much easier than looking around for opportunities by yourself."

Do I still have to register as a casual cultivator?Fortunately, he was reminded by this senior, he is really a good person.Qing Jing hurriedly thanked him, and the rogue cultivator waved his hand, expressing that he was also helping others, and he didn't want to repay him.The expert pointed him a few more words about the Yuanyang Great World, and told him in detail the route of the Ten Thousand Immortals League, during which he naturally and casually mentioned that there was a junior from his clan who was also in this batch of candidates, and his grades had just passed. Come out, it has been decided to enter the inner door.

Someone who was dismissed without an interview had a sore knee.

In order to show that he had no intention of hitting this casual cultivator junior, the expert finally added a sentence: "You can ascend from the small world, and your aptitude is definitely not bad. The recruitment requirements of the famous sect are too harsh. If you can't get in, it doesn't mean you really can't do it." , maybe practicing at work is more suitable for you."