[Fairytale] Cosplay

Over the past few days, Wan Jiamei has figured out the temper of this wizard.Sure enough, it was the kind of bad temper just like others, and as long as Wan Jiamei accidentally offended him, he would definitely be punished.Either they were not given food, or they were locked in a small dark room.

In fact, it wasn't that Wan Jiamei deliberately provoked him, it was just that the wizard's temper was really elusive, and he didn't know what he said wrongly to make the other party so angry.

For example, there is one, he just casually said that your robe is a bit dirty, why don't you change it, the wizard carried him and threw him into a dark hut, staring at the ugly monsters in the room They looked at each other affectionately all night.

Although those monsters didn't hurt him, they should have obeyed someone's order, but the length is really not flattering.Some monsters have eyes bigger than copper bells and necks thinner than chopsticks, some monsters have three legs and seven wings, and some monsters have eyes all over their bodies.

This made Wan Jiamei very broken. After the initial fear passed, he didn't even bother to look at it. Even if he was not a face controler, the low face value of the group of creatures on the opposite side challenged people's bottom line.

Therefore, after a few days of lessons, Wan Jiamei followed the wizard obediently. He told him to go east and never go west. Usually, the wizard would not resist too much when he touched his little hands and kissed his little face.

The wizard expressed his satisfaction with this, and his mood has improved a lot recently, and he even allowed Wan Jiamei to go out of the room for a first time.

Wan Jiamei stared at the slightly open door, almost crying in her heart. Is my mother so cheap that I have to sell my appearance in exchange for a little freedom? Orlando, you bastard, if you don’t come here again Get out of this den of thieves and never use it again!

He is now almost sure of the role assignment of the two people in this story.Although I really don't want to admit it, Wan Jiamei herself has indeed assumed the role of the "heroine" in the whole story, and if the wizard is not him, then only this prince who has not yet appeared is left.

In the fairy tale, the one who rescued the heroine Rapunzel from the witch was the prince, and they lived happily together after defeating the witch.

After thinking about it, Wan Jiamei felt that the person she was waiting for was the prince, but obviously the plot of the story hadn't progressed to the time when the prince appeared.Therefore, Wan Jiamei, who didn't know when that guy would come, had no choice but to temporarily give up the idea of ​​running away, and stay at the wizard's side with peace of mind. As long as he didn't make him angry, life was easy, and the wizard almost responded to every request.

The reason why it is "almost" is because there is one thing that the wizard is absolutely not allowed to do-and that is to enter the wizard's room.

This plot is a bit like Bluebeard. Wan Jiamei was locked up in a small dark room one day, and she was not given dinner. She suddenly remembered it when she was squatting in a corner and meditating.Damn blue beard is not a good story, okay, Wan Jiamei thought with a sad face.

After such a contact, Wan Jiamei's little curiosity about the wizard's boudoir was shattered with a bang, jokingly, he didn't want to be thrown into the pot by that guy and boiled alive.

"Don't want to go out?" The wizard turned to look at him, his hand had already reached the doorknob, he regretted agreeing to take him out, seeing that he was in a daze, wishing he could close the door now.

"Go, go, of course!" Wan Jia was startled, bounced out like a rabbit, and slammed open the bedroom door.

The wizard was dissatisfied with his desire to go out, but because he agreed, he couldn't get angry, and just followed behind him gloomy and silent.

Although the outside is darker than the inside of the house, it is still much darker than the inside of the house, and people feel happy when they come out.

Hahahahaha this tree looks like a chicken paw hahahahahaha, he was even in the mood to joke about the black tree on the side of the road that didn't grow a single leaf and whose whole body was scorched.

The wizard's territory is so large that it can't be seen at a glance, and of course there is no one person, unless he doesn't want to live.Wan Jiamei suddenly thought of her cheap father Martin, who seemed to come here to steal vegetables at night.How dare you say he did it?

After sighing in his heart for a while, the wizard wanted to go back impatiently.Wan Jiamei hadn't played it yet, and wanted to buy some more time, but when she saw the wizard's sullen face, about to open his mouth to be punished, he said wittily, "I want to pee!"

People have three urgencies, no matter how awesome the wizard is, how domineering and unreasonable, he can't control his request, so after thinking for a while, he took Wan Jiaxie to a relatively secluded woods, and then said, "It's ok."

Wan Jiamei lowered her head and looked at the same dark drinking water at her feet. Although she didn't really want to urinate, she couldn't help but feel flustered, so she had to put on a pose and start committing crimes.

Just as he unbuttoned his trousers, he turned around and found that the wizard was still there, and not only did he not turn around to avoid suspicion, but his eyes were still fixed on his waistband... the hands on his trousers, both eyes were about to burst into flames.

Wan Jiamei coughed, and said awkwardly: "Then what, can you turn around? You can't urinate if you stare at me like this."

"This is my home, and your people are mine too, why can't you see it." The wizard didn't take it seriously, and continued to stare.

Not knowing how to tell him, Wan Jiamei felt that his balls were starting to hurt. He scratched his head and explained, "You stare at me and see that I'm nervous, and I can't urinate when I'm nervous. Besides, my balls are really not good-looking. Yes, you have what I have, nothing to look at, really."

The wizard glanced at him, then shook his head: "It's not the same."

"What's different?" Wan Jiamei was a little terrified, maybe he really has something more that I don't have?

The wizard raised a smile that he didn't know whether it was ridicule or relief, he touched Wan Jiamei's trousers, wiped some oil on his little buds, and said, "My big one, your little one. "

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Wan Jiamei was completely Spartan, he never expected that the wizard would make such a nasty joke, and dare to call himself a child!

Damn I'm the standard size for Asian men!You European and American gringos are so fucking over the standard!Will it be sent back to the factory for remanufacturing?

Cursing so desperately in her heart, Wan Jiamei could only chuckle on her face, and fastened her trousers again: "Let's go, go back."

The wizard looked at him strangely: "Stop going to the toilet?"

After hearing what he said, Wan Jiamei gritted her teeth and said, "No need, I'm gone all of a sudden."

The wizard let out a sigh of deep regret, as if regretting not being able to see the cutie.However, he quickly said, "Show me at night."

"What?" Wan Jiamei staggered and almost tripped over the intricate tree roots and vines under his feet. He looked at the wizard in disbelief.

The wizard, uh, had a very calm expression, and he repeated his own words word by word: "I said, let me see tonight."

"Impossible." Wan Jiamei refused without even thinking about it. Leaving aside the fact that this guy is abnormal and moody, if he touches his gun and goes off, he will be executed on the spot. With the difference in height between the two, At that time, I guess I will only be lying on the bedside and humming.

Even if the gun didn't go off the rails, it would be an insult to dignity if one's own thing was treated as a novelty and interesting toy or something!A man can't stand it.

Therefore, Wan Jiamei, who thought that her integrity and three views were still very upright, refused without even thinking about it.

Of course, his refusal made the wizard unhappy. The snake-like wizard caught the person and flew into the room on the spot, then threw the person into the small dark room at the speed of light, and then closed it with a "bang" the door.

This is another plan to lock him up.

Wan Jiamei didn't compromise even to the death, she closed it as soon as she wanted to see it, but there was no way.