[Egyptian Mythology] A market economy must also be implemented in order to save the soul

The bad thing about stealing Hobbit's jar went very well, mainly because Hobbit never thought that someone would be so bored as to come and steal his jar, and he had no defense against it.

As soon as he saw the beautiful goddess winking at him, he straightened his eyes, pushed his breasts high, walked up with twists and turns, and began to flirt.

The Goddess reached out to pick up his jar, and Hubby handed it to her without any hesitation. She put the jar on the table next to him, and dragged Hubby to the room, and Hubby followed happily.

Lu Ya showed his figure by the table, took the jar in his hand delicately, and said in a low voice: "I have prepared a lot of follow-up measures, and I can't think of any of them."

"Mr. Dao, I have to say this. It's not the first time that I feel that you really like to think too much sometimes. Which man would care about taking his own magic weapon when he is tempted?" Anubis finished. , not forgetting to take the opportunity to express his loyalty, "Of course, besides me, you are the only one who can make me forget the balance of truth!"

This can be considered bullish by your Egyptian standards. Lu Ya didn't mean to be moved at all, and said with a blank expression: "If you want me to forget about the gourd-killing gourd, it must be winking." It's Dao Patriarch Hongjun, otherwise nothing will be discussed."

After he finished speaking, he took a deep breath, touched his chest, and sighed: "I'm really glad that I've learned some prehistoric content with you."

Putting aside the usual, even if there were ten thousand golden crows flying around in his heart, Lu Ya would not tell what was going on in his heart. After all, he was surrounded by Egyptians, so he couldn't understand Hong Huanggeng's jokes.

But it’s different now. As Anubis’s prospective daughter-in-law, Lu Ya started to say something to him. For a bird like him who looks calm and calm, but has an infinitely boring heart, nothing compares to spit out Made him feel more comfortable.

Anubis knew Hongjun's background, after all, he was the first person Lu Ya mentioned in his systematic science popularization, so he was naturally more impressed.

But even if Hongjun seems to be very powerful, it’s fine if he can change the day, can he still change the magic of love? Anubis was a little bit unconvinced, blinked his eyes, and asked with a little expectation : "Is my wink okay too?"

"Let's try throwing one first." Lu Ya finished joking, seeing that Anubis really winked at himself shyly, and laughed.

After all, it was the first time to wink, Anubis was actually a little nervous, he was relieved when he saw him smile, and asked, "How is it, is it beautiful?"

It's really not beautiful at all, it's not as simple as winking, but Anubis throwing such a masculine face with a coquettish wink, this feeling is so sour that I can't express it in words .But Lu Ya didn't plan to tell the truth, otherwise it would hurt people's heart too much.

So he just suppressed a smile and nodded vigorously: "It's beautiful, it's so beautiful, it can't be more beautiful."

Anubis asked expectantly: "Is that enough to make you forget about killing the fairy gourd?"

Lu Ya tried his best to explain the truth to him: "No matter how beautiful I am, I won't forget the magic weapon of life and cultivation. This is not a question of beauty, but a question of my personal vigilance and fighting qualities."

"..." Anubis looked at him with wide eyes, and said with unprecedented wisdom, "It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or not, so why do you ask me to wink at you? Are you trying to deceive me?"

Of course he was joking with wit, Lu Ya smiled, and was about to say something when his expression changed suddenly, and he stuffed the jar into Anubis's arms: "Oops, I forgot to save that girl."

Lu Ya's heart was filled to death, he promised that he would arrive in time, and he would not really ask Harpy to do anything to him, but in the end he was so busy flirting with Anubis that he forgot about such an important matter Cleaned up.

He has lived such a big life—it has been many, many years, and it is beyond the calculation range of Anubis—it is the first time he has done such an unreliable thing, and Lu Ya can't even laugh at himself as "beauty misleading the country" No, he used a trick to transform himself into a bear-headed human body, and rushed into the room in a hurry.

The situation was much better than he had imagined. Habi and the goddess were still holding hands. When the goddess saw him coming in, she hurriedly waved at him and mouthed silently: Get out!

It seems that Habib's level of picking up women is indeed high-end, and people don't mind letting him take advantage of it.Although Lu Ya had mixed feelings in his heart, he still breathed a sigh of relief. Since it was his own choice, of course he would not interfere, so he waved his hand and said, "Sorry, I went to the wrong room."

This kind of stupid excuse also works in Egypt. Lu Ya saw that Habi was just a little annoyed at being interrupted, and didn't have the slightest doubt. The goddess also gave him a thumbs up and praised him for his quick response. Just open your mouth with an excuse.

Lu Ya silently retreated from the room, not daring to delay any longer, took Anubis back to the underworld, and said: "You put away this broken jar, and remember to return it before the Tears Festival next year. Than, or you'll be in big trouble."

Anubis solemnly agreed, and seeing that Lu Ya seemed to have some doubts about his IQ and memory, he said, "Don't worry, this thing contains endless water, and if I put it in my hand, I'm afraid that one day I will accidentally touch it." In order to flood the Third Kingdom, I plan to temporarily deposit it with Lord Osiris."

The reliability of Osiris is unmatched in the whole of Egypt. Lu Ya felt relieved when he heard it, and got up and said, "Then please tell Goddess Vajit by the way, I will go to the lower realms and let Horus use the name of Pharaoh Order, no longer use living people to sacrifice to the river god."

After making such a big circle, this is Lu Ya's ultimate goal. By doing good deeds, he can earn merits and even vent his anger on a stupid lover. Why not do it?

When Luya found Horus, he saw that he was holding hands with the goddess Hathor, sitting in the garden of the poor Egyptian pharaoh's palace, talking and laughing.

Unexpectedly, today he was going to break someone else's little hand for the second time today, Lu Ya was a little embarrassed, and turned his head to leave.The main reason is that both Horus and Anubis had misunderstood his relationship with Hathor. Since then, Lu Ya has been consciously avoiding opportunities that might allow him to meet Hathor. Lu Ya does not care about Horus at all. How can he make up his mind, he just doesn't want Anubis to think wrong again, the relationship between the two is just right, why bother to have trouble again.

But Hathor didn't seem to be able to concentrate enough when talking about love with Horus, so he saw him at a glance, smiled and waved, "Why is Taoist here?"

Seeing her talking, Horus happily shook off his hand and stood up. He couldn't help but sighed, and also got up and said, "I don't know what you can do here, Daoist Lord?"

Although he was promoted to the positions of Pharaoh and Sun God, Horus really didn't think he could shake up in front of Lu Ya, it was just one thing to fight, the key was that Lu Ya had great kindness to him.

So even though Hathor's eyes lit up when he saw Lu Ya, Horus's attitude was still very good. Hearing what Lu Ya said, he smiled and said: "This is easy to handle. As long as Taoist Lord can ensure that Habi won't get angry because of this, then I will immediately send an order to let them abolish this bad habit."

If this is an ordinary pharaoh, it is really not good to abolish folk superstition activities so forcefully, otherwise it will easily cause people to rebound and protest.But Horus was not afraid at all, and the Egyptian people would not dare to say anything about his actions. After all, everyone knew that he was the son of the gods, the new sun god, and his status was higher than that of Habib.

Lu Ya thought it would be a waste of time, but he didn't expect Horus to save face like this.Naturally, he could see that Horus didn't really have a problem with Habi, and that he promised so happily was to return the favors he had helped him many times before.

After thanking him earnestly, he returned to the underworld, leaving enough time for the young couple to be alone.After waiting for a short time, Anubis also returned from the City of the Sun and told him triumphantly that Habi's wife, Wajit, was ecstatic after hearing their plan, and promised repeatedly that he would watch over Habi and not let him Get angry because of it.

Even if this matter has come to an end for the time being, Lu Ya felt that the merit was attached to him, he let out a long sigh of relief, and sighed: "It's really not easy to get this merit."

Although the process is very cumbersome, the overall amount of merit is not too much, and the cost performance is slightly low, but seeing Anubis is very happy, and thinking of the innocent girls who were rescued, Lu Ya is also in a good mood.

In the following hundreds of years, except for the change of mortal dynasties, Egypt was peaceful, and nothing worth mentioning happened.

As early as 100 years after taking office as pharaoh, Horus resigned from his mortal position and concentrated on sitting in the Sun Temple and being his own sun god.

The love affair between him and Hathor has gradually become known. According to the information of the young intelligence expert Anubis, it is estimated that they got married in the past few years.

Lu Ya was discussing with Anubis what gift to give to Horus, when he sensed that Tut had come to the underworld, and seeing the worried and constipated expression on the other party's face, he knew that something seemed to be wrong.

After wandering around for so many years, finally there is another good show to be staged. Lu Ya's spirit was shaken, and before Tut arrived in the sixth country, he pinched his fingers calmly.

After Lu Ya finished his calculations, he glanced at Anubis next to him, and said with a smile, "Tuter is here, can you figure out what he is doing?"

For hundreds of years, Anubis has been forced to study by him, and he learned so much that he would rather die than live, and he finally used the excuse that Horus and Hathor were talking about marriage to get the teacher Lu His attention was diverted, and he didn't expect that the other party would teach students in accordance with their aptitude, so he immediately arranged a quiz.

Anubis pinched his fingers hard, looked at Lu Ya, pinched again, pinched again, struggled for a long time, and whispered: "He came to discuss the bride price with us?" That's the most important thing recently.

Lu Ya shook his head.

Anubis pinched his fingers again and again, and guessed again: "He... for money?" It seems that Tut is most concerned about money.

Lu Ya shook his head again.

Anubis pinched his fingers and guessed for the third time: "He...for love?"

Tutt is neither gay nor straight. He only loves money across races, but he has to allow people to meet their eyes one day.

Lu Ya said in disbelief, "What have you learned over the past few hundred years?"

Anubis almost cried, tearfully said: "Are you wrong again?"

Didn't he just say something, do you need such a big reaction?Lu Ya was taken aback for a moment, and reflected: "I'm sorry, I said too seriously."

"No, what I mean is, if I'm wrong, I have to calculate again, and if I calculate again, I have to pinch my fingers again, which hurts so much." Anubis showed him his red fingers, " I have been secretly practicing calculations without telling you, and once I fail in practice, I have been pinched like this."

Stupid dog, pinching is mainly counting, not pinching, and it won't work if you pinch it.Lu Ya couldn't laugh or cry, stretched out his hand to help him comb the wound on his finger with magic power, and announced the answer: "It's for his "Book of Truth."

"Who can guess this." Anubis plausibly said, "When did he keep that broken book in his heart?"

Lu Ya smiled and said, "I have to admit that it's really difficult to guess, but I'm not asking you to guess, I'm asking you to count?"

Anubis' arrogance suddenly fell, and he lowered his head limply.