After listening to Lu Ya euphemistically narrating his request for popular science knowledge, Tut was silent for a long time, and then slowly said: "Wait a minute, Daoist, your words are a bit too informative, you let me slow down Digest slowly."
Lu Ya coughed and reminded: "With all due respect, you have digested it for a long time." Facing him who is thirsty for popular science, shouldn't the first thing he should do is to hurry up and tell him the answer? Completely irrelevant entanglements can be postponed.
Tut took a step back, looked at him carefully, and said softly, "I didn't expect that you would end up picking Anubis."
Lu Ya's expression became obviously cold, and he said in a deep voice, "Is there anything wrong with Anubis?"
This is because I don't want someone to say bad things about Anubis, so Tut laughed quickly: "No, it's good, but Anubis didn't sign up for marriage. I didn't expect him to be the last one selected."
This reason is acceptable. Lu Ya calmed down and said with a smile: "The marriage proposal is really troublesome to you. You have provided me with so much help, and I haven't thanked you properly yet."
In fact, he hadn't really been sure of his mind until Anubis kissed his nose and saliva sullenly, and Lu Ya felt very good for a moment.It was also at this moment that he actually figured it out, don't worry about personal conditions and personality compatibility issues, just follow the feeling.
At this moment, he was very happy, and Anubis was also very happy. Except for the fact that the kissing posture seemed to be not very public, which made him a little entangled, it was the first time that Lu Ya felt that there were no worries in the world worth his entanglement.
This was enough, and it also virtually strengthened his belief in pulling Anubis' fur claws back to the wilderness.
Tut waved his hand quickly, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, Daoist Lord doesn't need to be so polite, I'm not doing white work, and I took the opportunity to seize the business opportunity and make a lot of money."
The second half of the sentence is telling the truth. It is conservatively estimated that Tutt earned enough money from Lu Ya's marriage proposal to make six or seven hundred death guards.When Lu Ya heard this, he also felt that he did not owe Tut any cause and effect, so he did not continue to entangle in this point, but reiterated: "Well... Regarding that knowledge, do you have any suggestions for me?"
After all, he has already decided to bring Anubis back to his hometown. Before that, he had to give birth to a little Golden Crow to use the blood summon of Hong Huang to figure out the way back.And before giving birth to the little Golden Crow, one has to make love first.
——Considering that they got stuck in the first step of making love, this task is still very difficult.Lu Ya's attitude was very upright, and he didn't show any shyness when he came to ask Tut how he was in love.
Propagating bloodlines is the bounden duty of every member of an endangered species. Not counting Prince Taiyidong who is completely changed after rebirth, he should be the only one left in the Jinwu clan.
"Oh, that's right, I was too busy talking about other things, and I forgot about this." Tut patted his forehead, took out a gold book from his waistband at the back waist, and explained to Lu Ya, "This "Book of Truth" has been with me since I was born. It records everything in Egypt, big and small. All love positions in heaven and earth are recorded here, and Taoist Lord can read the relevant parts by himself."
"..." Lu Ya was a little excited to see him take out the "Book of Truth". After all, he has been inquiring about this book from other people recently.But when Tutt said halfway through, he felt something was wrong, and he was silent for a while before he said, "The so-called big and small matters, do you even have records of other people's sexual affairs?"
This really ruins the three views. Before Lu Ya, he only knew that there were detailed records of the gods eating and drinking, and he thought it was an eye-opener, but the shame of defecation records is far less than that of love records. He really didn't expect this book to cover all aspects of this aspect.
For a while, Lu Ya looked at Tut in a strange way. This man had a purely gentle crane face, but what he was doing was eavesdropping on the dirty things in the corner of the house. From now on, we still have to keep a certain relationship with Tut. distance.
Tut stared at his subtle eyes for a while before he understood, and said with a bit of anger: "I recorded this from the perspective of academic research. If I am really such a lustful person, I can be in it every minute." Is it good for Egypt to marry a dozen wives?"
Goddesses in this world either look at their faces or their money. Lu Ya is the one with face, and Tut is the one with money. Although his popularity is not as good as Lu Ya, who brushes his face, he is by no means so miserable. To the point of beating a bachelor.
Lu overwhelmingly believes that Tut hasn't married a goddess yet, not because he can't find it, but because he really doesn't want to find it—in fact, he is more and more convinced that Tut has been secretly in love with Ra, but Ra only loves himself , Didn't you see that so many children of God Ra are born by self-reproduction?
But listening to the eccentricity in the corner of the wall has nothing to do with lust, he blinked his eyes and said with a nonchalant smile: "Yes, what you said is not bad at all."
At the same time, he made a decision in his mind, and he had to repeat to him with Anubis's little pointed ears when he went back, and he had to remember to keep a distance from Tut in the future.Anubis is still a pure and stupid kid in essence, Lu Ya likes his stupidity very much, but he doesn't want to be distracted by others.
Tut rolled his eyes at him, rummaged through the "Book of Truth" for a while, and handed it to him: "From this page to the next 130 pages are all the content you need, which I have read all over the place." The concentrated essence that has been carefully screened and sorted out after Qunhuanghou is definitely worth your time."
Lu Ya took the letter suspiciously, flipped through the first two pages, his cheeks turned red all of a sudden, coughed and said, "I'll go back and take a look?" Tut was still staring at him, when It is too shameful to look at this kind of thing in front of others.
Unexpectedly, Tut frowned when he heard the words, and wondered, "What's the point of watching here?"
——Well, maybe it’s really no big deal to read pornographic books in front of others in Egypt?Lu Ya thought for a while, and had no choice but to say vaguely: "I want to take it back...to observe it carefully? To experience it slowly?"
Tu Te was relieved, but he still apologized and said: "Of course, this part is for the Taoist Lord to read. But as I said just now, this book contains a lot of confidential information and cannot be borrowed."
This makes sense, Lu Ya said with a smile: "It's easy to handle, I use my mind to rub this part of the content directly onto the page scroll I carry, what do you think?"
In fact, he could finish the rubbing quietly by himself, but this would inevitably show insufficient respect to Tutt. After all, he is the real owner of this book, and he still needs to obtain his consent.
Tut didn't have any objection, instead, he watched the whole process of Lu Ya's rubbing curiously with his hands behind his back. After receiving the "Book of Truth" returned by Lu Ya, he couldn't help admiring: "You guys are so convenient. .”
If he wanted to record everything, he had to copy it by hand, so how could he copy hundreds of pages in the blink of an eye like Lu Ya?
Lu Ya's focus was not here, and his heart moved, and he asked softly: "I am dissatisfied with what God of Wisdom said. Last time Horus and Seth bit each other... For the position of Pharaoh, Seth once summed up a conclusion. This shipbuilding note, I wonder if there is any relevant content in your "Book of Truth"?"
Tut was stunned for a moment, unable to figure it out, and said, "Of course not. Is it useful for me to record this?"
"..." Lu Ya didn't know how to answer, and blinked at him silently.
——Are you kidding, isn't this the real useful thing compared to Ra God's eating, drinking, Lazard and body posture?
Fortunately, he had already practiced the skill of ignoring the flaws in front of him, and said with a smile: "Whether it is useful or not, since your book does not have this kind of knowledge, why don't I rub it into the book for you to enrich it?" What do you think of the connotation?"
Everyone has the idea of taking advantage of petty gains, especially those who are greedy for money like Tut, it is even more obvious.He didn't even need to work hard to copy the knowledge given to him. Tu Te's interest was immediately raised, and he said happily: "Then thank you, Daojun."
Lu Ya was busy for a while, and the moment this part of the content was integrated into the "Book of Truth", he narrowed his eyes comfortably, and obviously felt the growth of mana in his body.
This range is not small, but it is still somewhat different from what Lu Ya expected before. It is estimated that this is only half completed, and the Crystal Heart will make up for him after this part of knowledge is obtained by humans. half of the difference.
Thinking of this, Lu Ya glanced at Tut with an unpredictable expression. Seeing that Tut is such a precious book, he always carries it with him at all times, and he doesn't know which human being has the ability to steal this book. .
Thinking so, Lu Ya is still very satisfied with today's harvest. He not only got the little Huangwen, but also stuffed Seth's notes into it.Holding the copy of rubbings, he thanked Tut and left, returning to the underworld.
Lu Ya returned directly to the Sixth Kingdom. According to the usual practice, Anubis always ran to find him, but this time he waited for a long time but Anubis did not come.
Lu Ya pinched his fingers and calculated, yes, Anubis returned to the underworld an hour earlier.He waited and waited, and couldn't help but ran to the third country.
In the past, Lu Ya would not be so restless. The main reason is that the little Huangwen he just got seems to be still hot. In the past, the Nuwa Empress was strict in discipline, and Lu Ya's temperament changed drastically after the death of nine brothers. There are also some rigid dogmas in themselves.
When he asked Tut for the little yellow text, he thought it was nothing, but when he got it, he was a little excited, thinking of using it to annoy Anubis.
When Lu Ya arrived in the third country, he saw Anubis sitting in front of Osiris with a small horse, resting his chin and listening to what he was talking about.
It seemed that the atmosphere between their father and son was just right, Lu Ya hesitated for a while, wondering whether he should step forward to disturb him.
Fortunately, after Osiris was crowned King of Pluto, he was extremely sensitive to the turmoil of the underworld. He knew that someone had entered the third kingdom, looked up at Lu Ya, and said with a smile, "The Taoist Lord is here?"
Anubis also turned his head to look over, met his gaze, and turned his head away with a "whoosh".
Seeing his flushed face and Osiris' unfathomable smile, Lu Ya suddenly said, "Oh, excuse me." It turned out to be the education of father and son on physical health.
Osiris raised his chin: "You sit too."
In fact, Lu Ya would rather go straight away, after all, it is better to go back and study it by himself after listening to someone explain it.Anubis is the son of Osiris, but Lu Ya is really unfamiliar with Osiris, and he can't bear to talk about it with strangers.
But seeing Anubis winking at him nervously, Lu Ya still gave him this face, flicked his robe, and sat on the floor.
Lu Ya coughed and reminded: "With all due respect, you have digested it for a long time." Facing him who is thirsty for popular science, shouldn't the first thing he should do is to hurry up and tell him the answer? Completely irrelevant entanglements can be postponed.
Tut took a step back, looked at him carefully, and said softly, "I didn't expect that you would end up picking Anubis."
Lu Ya's expression became obviously cold, and he said in a deep voice, "Is there anything wrong with Anubis?"
This is because I don't want someone to say bad things about Anubis, so Tut laughed quickly: "No, it's good, but Anubis didn't sign up for marriage. I didn't expect him to be the last one selected."
This reason is acceptable. Lu Ya calmed down and said with a smile: "The marriage proposal is really troublesome to you. You have provided me with so much help, and I haven't thanked you properly yet."
In fact, he hadn't really been sure of his mind until Anubis kissed his nose and saliva sullenly, and Lu Ya felt very good for a moment.It was also at this moment that he actually figured it out, don't worry about personal conditions and personality compatibility issues, just follow the feeling.
At this moment, he was very happy, and Anubis was also very happy. Except for the fact that the kissing posture seemed to be not very public, which made him a little entangled, it was the first time that Lu Ya felt that there were no worries in the world worth his entanglement.
This was enough, and it also virtually strengthened his belief in pulling Anubis' fur claws back to the wilderness.
Tut waved his hand quickly, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, Daoist Lord doesn't need to be so polite, I'm not doing white work, and I took the opportunity to seize the business opportunity and make a lot of money."
The second half of the sentence is telling the truth. It is conservatively estimated that Tutt earned enough money from Lu Ya's marriage proposal to make six or seven hundred death guards.When Lu Ya heard this, he also felt that he did not owe Tut any cause and effect, so he did not continue to entangle in this point, but reiterated: "Well... Regarding that knowledge, do you have any suggestions for me?"
After all, he has already decided to bring Anubis back to his hometown. Before that, he had to give birth to a little Golden Crow to use the blood summon of Hong Huang to figure out the way back.And before giving birth to the little Golden Crow, one has to make love first.
——Considering that they got stuck in the first step of making love, this task is still very difficult.Lu Ya's attitude was very upright, and he didn't show any shyness when he came to ask Tut how he was in love.
Propagating bloodlines is the bounden duty of every member of an endangered species. Not counting Prince Taiyidong who is completely changed after rebirth, he should be the only one left in the Jinwu clan.
"Oh, that's right, I was too busy talking about other things, and I forgot about this." Tut patted his forehead, took out a gold book from his waistband at the back waist, and explained to Lu Ya, "This "Book of Truth" has been with me since I was born. It records everything in Egypt, big and small. All love positions in heaven and earth are recorded here, and Taoist Lord can read the relevant parts by himself."
"..." Lu Ya was a little excited to see him take out the "Book of Truth". After all, he has been inquiring about this book from other people recently.But when Tutt said halfway through, he felt something was wrong, and he was silent for a while before he said, "The so-called big and small matters, do you even have records of other people's sexual affairs?"
This really ruins the three views. Before Lu Ya, he only knew that there were detailed records of the gods eating and drinking, and he thought it was an eye-opener, but the shame of defecation records is far less than that of love records. He really didn't expect this book to cover all aspects of this aspect.
For a while, Lu Ya looked at Tut in a strange way. This man had a purely gentle crane face, but what he was doing was eavesdropping on the dirty things in the corner of the house. From now on, we still have to keep a certain relationship with Tut. distance.
Tut stared at his subtle eyes for a while before he understood, and said with a bit of anger: "I recorded this from the perspective of academic research. If I am really such a lustful person, I can be in it every minute." Is it good for Egypt to marry a dozen wives?"
Goddesses in this world either look at their faces or their money. Lu Ya is the one with face, and Tut is the one with money. Although his popularity is not as good as Lu Ya, who brushes his face, he is by no means so miserable. To the point of beating a bachelor.
Lu overwhelmingly believes that Tut hasn't married a goddess yet, not because he can't find it, but because he really doesn't want to find it—in fact, he is more and more convinced that Tut has been secretly in love with Ra, but Ra only loves himself , Didn't you see that so many children of God Ra are born by self-reproduction?
But listening to the eccentricity in the corner of the wall has nothing to do with lust, he blinked his eyes and said with a nonchalant smile: "Yes, what you said is not bad at all."
At the same time, he made a decision in his mind, and he had to repeat to him with Anubis's little pointed ears when he went back, and he had to remember to keep a distance from Tut in the future.Anubis is still a pure and stupid kid in essence, Lu Ya likes his stupidity very much, but he doesn't want to be distracted by others.
Tut rolled his eyes at him, rummaged through the "Book of Truth" for a while, and handed it to him: "From this page to the next 130 pages are all the content you need, which I have read all over the place." The concentrated essence that has been carefully screened and sorted out after Qunhuanghou is definitely worth your time."
Lu Ya took the letter suspiciously, flipped through the first two pages, his cheeks turned red all of a sudden, coughed and said, "I'll go back and take a look?" Tut was still staring at him, when It is too shameful to look at this kind of thing in front of others.
Unexpectedly, Tut frowned when he heard the words, and wondered, "What's the point of watching here?"
——Well, maybe it’s really no big deal to read pornographic books in front of others in Egypt?Lu Ya thought for a while, and had no choice but to say vaguely: "I want to take it back...to observe it carefully? To experience it slowly?"
Tu Te was relieved, but he still apologized and said: "Of course, this part is for the Taoist Lord to read. But as I said just now, this book contains a lot of confidential information and cannot be borrowed."
This makes sense, Lu Ya said with a smile: "It's easy to handle, I use my mind to rub this part of the content directly onto the page scroll I carry, what do you think?"
In fact, he could finish the rubbing quietly by himself, but this would inevitably show insufficient respect to Tutt. After all, he is the real owner of this book, and he still needs to obtain his consent.
Tut didn't have any objection, instead, he watched the whole process of Lu Ya's rubbing curiously with his hands behind his back. After receiving the "Book of Truth" returned by Lu Ya, he couldn't help admiring: "You guys are so convenient. .”
If he wanted to record everything, he had to copy it by hand, so how could he copy hundreds of pages in the blink of an eye like Lu Ya?
Lu Ya's focus was not here, and his heart moved, and he asked softly: "I am dissatisfied with what God of Wisdom said. Last time Horus and Seth bit each other... For the position of Pharaoh, Seth once summed up a conclusion. This shipbuilding note, I wonder if there is any relevant content in your "Book of Truth"?"
Tut was stunned for a moment, unable to figure it out, and said, "Of course not. Is it useful for me to record this?"
"..." Lu Ya didn't know how to answer, and blinked at him silently.
——Are you kidding, isn't this the real useful thing compared to Ra God's eating, drinking, Lazard and body posture?
Fortunately, he had already practiced the skill of ignoring the flaws in front of him, and said with a smile: "Whether it is useful or not, since your book does not have this kind of knowledge, why don't I rub it into the book for you to enrich it?" What do you think of the connotation?"
Everyone has the idea of taking advantage of petty gains, especially those who are greedy for money like Tut, it is even more obvious.He didn't even need to work hard to copy the knowledge given to him. Tu Te's interest was immediately raised, and he said happily: "Then thank you, Daojun."
Lu Ya was busy for a while, and the moment this part of the content was integrated into the "Book of Truth", he narrowed his eyes comfortably, and obviously felt the growth of mana in his body.
This range is not small, but it is still somewhat different from what Lu Ya expected before. It is estimated that this is only half completed, and the Crystal Heart will make up for him after this part of knowledge is obtained by humans. half of the difference.
Thinking of this, Lu Ya glanced at Tut with an unpredictable expression. Seeing that Tut is such a precious book, he always carries it with him at all times, and he doesn't know which human being has the ability to steal this book. .
Thinking so, Lu Ya is still very satisfied with today's harvest. He not only got the little Huangwen, but also stuffed Seth's notes into it.Holding the copy of rubbings, he thanked Tut and left, returning to the underworld.
Lu Ya returned directly to the Sixth Kingdom. According to the usual practice, Anubis always ran to find him, but this time he waited for a long time but Anubis did not come.
Lu Ya pinched his fingers and calculated, yes, Anubis returned to the underworld an hour earlier.He waited and waited, and couldn't help but ran to the third country.
In the past, Lu Ya would not be so restless. The main reason is that the little Huangwen he just got seems to be still hot. In the past, the Nuwa Empress was strict in discipline, and Lu Ya's temperament changed drastically after the death of nine brothers. There are also some rigid dogmas in themselves.
When he asked Tut for the little yellow text, he thought it was nothing, but when he got it, he was a little excited, thinking of using it to annoy Anubis.
When Lu Ya arrived in the third country, he saw Anubis sitting in front of Osiris with a small horse, resting his chin and listening to what he was talking about.
It seemed that the atmosphere between their father and son was just right, Lu Ya hesitated for a while, wondering whether he should step forward to disturb him.
Fortunately, after Osiris was crowned King of Pluto, he was extremely sensitive to the turmoil of the underworld. He knew that someone had entered the third kingdom, looked up at Lu Ya, and said with a smile, "The Taoist Lord is here?"
Anubis also turned his head to look over, met his gaze, and turned his head away with a "whoosh".
Seeing his flushed face and Osiris' unfathomable smile, Lu Ya suddenly said, "Oh, excuse me." It turned out to be the education of father and son on physical health.
Osiris raised his chin: "You sit too."
In fact, Lu Ya would rather go straight away, after all, it is better to go back and study it by himself after listening to someone explain it.Anubis is the son of Osiris, but Lu Ya is really unfamiliar with Osiris, and he can't bear to talk about it with strangers.
But seeing Anubis winking at him nervously, Lu Ya still gave him this face, flicked his robe, and sat on the floor.
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