Chaos Office

After robbing a group of savage villagers, Fat Niao and Young Master Ying embark on a journey to find Xiao Qi.

It seems that the behind-the-scenes boss also covets Xiaoqi's ability very much, thinking that getting Xiaoqi is equivalent to getting all the power, but Xiaoqi disappeared after the big change, and even he couldn't find Xiaoqi.

Xiao Qi became the key to all the secrets.

Since Xiaoqi went out with Husky that day, there has been no news about him. Leng Jing seems to have secretly agreed with Xiaoqi to have some secret contact, but now Leng Jing is just an egg.

If you want to know Xiaoqi's clues, you can only hatch the dragon eggs first.

Young Master Ying and Fat Niao came to the uninhabited wilderness with dry food. Seeing that there was no one around, Young Master Ying took out the knife he brought and started cutting weeds. The martial arts masters were extremely efficient and quickly collected A lot of haystacks, and then made a fairly large nest out of these grasses.

"Do you really want to hatch now? I'm a male phoenix, and I haven't done this kind of thing before!" Fat Bird said a little embarrassed.

"Only Leng Jing knows the password left by Xiaoqi, and if the egg does not hatch for 21 days, it is a bad egg, and it will never be hatched. Hurry up." Young Master Ying urged.

"Okay!" The fat bird had no choice but to take off its clothes, and then plopped into a huge fat phoenix, jumping heavily onto the grass nest.

"Be careful not to heat the egg!" Mr. Ying reminded, after finishing speaking, he picked up the egg and stuffed it under Fat Phoenix's ass.

"Don't worry!" Fat Phoenix said.

"Don't crush it—don't crush it!!!" Young Master Ying saw that the fat bird was about to sit on the egg, and it was too late to stop it.

"Isn't the hatching egg sitting on the egg?" Fat Bird had already sat on it, (⊙v⊙) asked.

"Incubating an egg is a bird half-squatting on the egg! It's like when you think about a big size on the high-speed rail but you run into a toilet! [What kind of metaphor is this?" Young Master Ying covered his face and said, "Forget it...the eggs are probably broken... "

"The egg is not broken!" Fat Bird looked down.

"I'm not talking about your balls! It's your cold balls!" Ying Gongzi(╰_╯)#

"The cold balls are not broken!" Fat Bird said, supporting his body with his short legs, and showed him the intact balls—as expected, Chaos God's balls are extraordinary, and they are unexpectedly resistant to pressure !

Next, Fat Niao, who had learned the lesson, sat on the testicles in a half-squat, and started to perform exercises—it was fever!But this half-squatting posture made Fat Bird subconsciously "poof"—that's right!He couldn't help but fart!

Young Master Ying was shocked to see the flames sprayed on the egg like a missile before it took off, Σ(°△°|||) said: "The egg is about to melt!!"

"The balls haven't melted." Fat Bird looked down again.

"Maybe the egg inside has already been baked to maturity!!" Young Master Ying (⊙_⊙) thought, Leng Jing is so sad, if he is not killed by Fat Bird, he will be lucky!

So, the eggs that had gone through all kinds of hardships were hatched in the morning until the sky darkened and night fell, and the fat bird also finished its eight-hour work and turned back into a human to call it a day.

The two lit a fire in the wilderness and ate dry food. They suddenly felt a sense of vicissitudes, as if not long ago, they were still enjoying modern life, watching TV and blowing on the air conditioner, and suddenly they fell into this kind of life. To the point, it seems to have returned to the ancient life again, no, it is not as good as ancient times!

Fat Bird looked at the egg that was placed next to the fire covered with a blanket, and couldn't help thinking back to his childhood. Back then, he was also a big red egg. Thinking of his childhood life, Fat Bird not only loved this A snow-white dragon egg developed a good impression, so he said: "I heard that prenatal education is given to the fetus, and the baby will become smart and lively after birth. Mr. Ying, let's give prenatal education to Leng Jing!"

"How to do it?" Young Master Shadow (→_→)

"Sing to him." Fat Bird (⊙v⊙) "Make him the happiest ball in the world!"

"I think he is the most unlucky guy in the world." Young Master Ying complained.

So this ill-fated egg began to be tormented by Fat Bird's out-of-tune songs again.

Young Master Ying considered whether this egg would give birth to a gloomy and ferocious ghost dragon after being re-hatched, or whether it might be recovered by Yu Shan in the future.

The night in the wilderness is dark and terrifying. There are beasts howling from time to time in the darkness. I don't know what kind of beast it is, but because of the fire, no beast dares to approach. Finally, Fat Bird has had enough troubles. They all lay down on the carpet and started to sleep.

The bonfire gradually extinguished, and the two gradually fell asleep, and the night passed without incident.

The next day, Fat Bird rubbed his eyes and woke up from sleep. There was a gurgling sound from his stomach. He opened the bag of dry food with sleepy eyes. In fact, there is nothing delicious in such a barren place. There was no meat to eat, so they only found a few wild vegetable cakes, but Fat Bird fumbled left and right, but couldn't find the rest of the dry food. When the bag was turned upside down, it was already empty.

"Young Master Shadow... It seems that we are going to forage... Have you watched the wild survival show? How does Bell eat in the wild? Hmm? It seems to eat snakes, geckos, what... geckos?! Fat Niao suddenly had an idea, but he didn't see Mr. Ying, because Mr. Ying went to look for food early in the morning, but what caught his eyes was that a big white gecko was lying on the clothes next to him! !

"Looks like we have breakfast!" Fat Bird (﹃)

The big white gecko tilted its head and looked at him curiously, making a "wow" sound.

Fat Bird didn't know that geckos could still bark, but this mutated gecko looked fat and fleshy, and it should be delicious when grilled, so he laughed and said, "Little gecko, little gecko, don't move, let me eat it." Come and catch you~"

And that gecko seemed to be in a daze, looking at the fat bird curiously with its big eyes open, and let the fat bird catch it. The fat bird happily found a tree branch, tied the gecko to the tree branch with a cloth belt, Then put it on the fire.

"Wow?" The gecko seemed curious about the fat bird's behavior, and let the fat bird roast it on the fire.

"It's kind of pitiful to look at it like this." Fat Bird looked at the innocent Mr. Gecko, and Mr. Gekko also looked at him, his big watery eyes became more and more pitiful.

"I can't sympathize with you! Otherwise we'll starve!" Fat Bird turned his head cruelly after saying that, and then lit the fire.

The fire crackled and burned.

However, Mr. Gecko didn’t seem to be afraid of the flames at all. After roasting for half an hour, nothing happened.

"Idiot, wake up!" Fat Bird woke up Mr. Gekko who was sleeping on the fire. Mr. Gekko seemed dissatisfied with the posture of being tied up and being disturbed, so he yelled majestically A cry: "Wow!!"

Mr. Gecko is angry!

I saw Mr. Gecko suddenly broke free from the shackles of the cloth belt, and there were crackling flashes of lightning all over his body, which was as dazzling as a small light source for a moment. Before Fat Bird could react, he was struck by countless small thunderbolts.