Chaos Office

In response to iris, this chapter is for those who are about to take the college entrance examination.There was a power outage yesterday, and it was replaced today.

As the college entrance examination is approaching, all senior high school students are beginning to be in a state of being overwhelmed, and the Chaos Gods are also beginning to study business opportunities.

"The college entrance examination is coming soon, what do you think?" Xiao Qi held a meeting in the coffee shop.

"We can sell our special summer drink at the entrance of the test center during the days of the college entrance examination. It's best to print on the outside packaging something like "must pass every test, and it will sell well." Mr. Ying suggested.

"Great idea! I can help out with the delivery!" Fat Bird was excited about everything.

So in order to make a profit by [crossing out] for fun, the Chaos Gods started to prepare for setting up a stall. Leng Jing bought a big tricycle specially to transport the goods, also bought a small mobile freezer, and printed the signboard and flyer.Maruzi heard that the store was going to develop a takeaway for the college entrance examination, so she actively came to help and rushed to make milk tea. In order to be able to produce more milk tea, the Chaos Gods worked together to prepare them, and finally made [-] cups on the night before the college entrance examination. Milk tea for takeaway the next day.

Tomorrow will be a great battle for all boss and staff of Chaos Café!

Leng Jing also deliberately took a few people to the gates of several main test centers to check out the spots, and finally set up their business stalls at the gate of X Middle School, the largest test center in the city.It's a pity that they came a step late, the entrance of X Middle School has long been divided up by the bosses of various cram schools, snack food stalls, and some of them have started to use ropes to draw the boundaries of the site, so they also go to buy He tied a rope to encircle the site, but immediately a few local snake bosses rushed up, swearing at him, telling him to get out, saying that this is their family's site.

"Your family's territory? Who stipulated it? You have taken up so much space, we only need a few square meters to set up a milk tea stall, as for being so horizontal?" Leng Jing crossed his arms and said to the dozen or so people surrounding him. said coldly.

It stands to reason that most people would have been so frightened that their legs limp when they saw this battle, but how could a few local snakes intimidate the Dragon God.Seeing that Leng Jing didn't know how to flatter him, the local snake punched Leng Jing in the face, and was easily dodged by Leng Jing. The people behind thought he made a mistake and rushed up to beat Leng Jing. However, Leng Jing's speed was too fast. For a while, not only did they not even touch the cold and clean corners of their clothes, but they also fought with each other, causing repeated accidental injuries.

After fighting like this for about half an hour, the group of guys were sweating profusely, Leng Jing was still unscathed, everyone suddenly felt that they had seen a ghost, and all of them stopped, looking at Leng Jing standing by the school wall with arms folded.

Leng Jing smiled slightly, opened his mouth, and uttered a voice unimaginable to these people——

"Roar------!!!!!"

The huge roar of the dragon shook the whole street, even the bicycles placed around were shocked, and the alarm sounds of electric vehicles followed one after another. No one knew where the inexplicable loud noise came from, only those local snakes really saw it This terrible scene - a young man actually made a sound that is absolutely impossible for humans to make!And it's heartbreaking! !

The few people standing in the front fell to the ground and went into shock, while the others were also incontinent with fright—the dragon roar is not just torturing the eardrums. According to ancient legends, the strong dragon roar can even make people lose their minds. Leaving the body, those few people who blocked the dragon god were lucky that their souls were not scattered.

Leng Jing successfully occupied the site here, and used a rope to circle the site like everyone else. Seeing that the local snakes couldn't subdue Leng Jing, the other stall owners quit wisely, so there was only Chaos God's family stall at the school gate for a while. up.Facts have proved that the local snake cannot suppress the strong dragon.

Everything is ready, just waiting for the college entrance examination.The next day, everyone put on the same store uniforms and started to go to the "battlefield", coldly riding tricycles to pull goods, while others and others rode public bicycles to clear the way ahead.Sure enough, due to the college entrance examination, there was a big traffic jam in the whole city. Cars were stuck in the middle of the road, but bicycles rode faster.

When Chaos God's convoy was slowly advancing on the congested road, a little girl who was hoarsely waving the car on the side of the road caught their attention-the girl was carrying a schoolbag and was desperately hailing a taxi, but every taxi After the car stopped, she shook her head when she heard that she was going to the entrance of the most congested middle school, unwilling to carry passengers, which made the little girl burst into tears.

"Hey! That student over there! Is he going to take the college entrance examination? We can send you off!" Fat Niao shouted from the tricycle—a fat bird who learned from Lei Feng.

"Hey?! Uncle! Really!" The girl was so excited that she hurried over.

"Uncle?" The Chaos Gods looked at each other.Fat Bird suddenly felt very vicissitudes - as a Chaos God who always maintains a young appearance, this is the first time he is called uncle! [In the minds of the little girls nowadays, uncle Xiaoqi said, "You told the taxi to go to X Middle School just now, right? We also go there to set up a stall for business. Come up, we ride faster some!"

"Really! But the exam is about to start in half an hour! Can this tricycle really make it in time..." the girl asked, sniffling.

"Don't worry, uncle's riding skills are very good." Leng Jing turned her head.

The girl quickly thanked her, climbed onto the tricycle, and sat with the fat bird holding an umbrella—the fat bird has been slacking off all this time!

Xiao Qi said: "Leng Jing! You ride over there first! We will chase you behind."

"Okay." He said coldly.

This was a normal conversation, but......

Before the girl came back to her senses, Fat Niao (⊙v⊙) said: "Hold on tight and sit still!"

The following is the speeding that the girl will never forget in her life———the tricycle rushed out like flying!She was so frightened that she clutched the handrail tightly, not even daring to open her eyes—it was so fast ahhhhhhhh! ! ! ! !

Leng Jing was riding faster than a car at that time - even the belt of the tricycle was burnt after he rode to the spot.

The girl got out of the car with disheveled hair, and got out of the car in a daze. When she looked at her watch, she suddenly felt that her watch was broken. It turned out that it only took 3 minutes from getting on the car to the middle of the bus! !Even if the car is driving at full speed, it is impossible to have such a speed!

"Uncle, Uncle! How much!?" The girl asked Leng Jing timidly.

"Count it for your twenty cups of milk tea." Leng Jing took the opportunity to blackmail her, and then Fat Niao cooperatively opened the small freezer on their tricycle, and put twenty cups of milk tea in a plastic bag for her.

Although it is regarded as forced buying and selling, but at any rate, they also sent themselves to the examination room. The girl had to take 50 yuan to buy so many milk teas. Fat Bird said happily: "Because you are our first customer today, I will give you milk tea." Medal, this is the number one high school college entrance examination medal I made with my own hands (づ￣￣)づ!" He said and forced a small fat chicken medal to the girl.

Although the fat chicken pattern is ugly, but the name of the champion high school is quite auspicious, the girl hesitated and pinned the fat chicken medal to her clothes.

As soon as the girl entered the test waiting area, she saw the top student in her class sneering at her: "Iris, you came so late, I thought you weren't coming!What are you doing with so much milk tea? "

"I bought this just now." The girl still felt uneasy when she looked at the deskmate who had been domineering over her for three years. Seeing her arrogant attitude, she seemed to be able to pass the exam soon. Good grades are the same as going to key universities.

"Hehe, are you too nervous? These mock exams, you are all under the admission line, so be careful. I heard that this year's questions are very difficult, so you should be mentally prepared? Am I right? Worry, anyway, the college entrance examination is just a formality, my family is ready to let me go abroad, you working families should work hard!" The bully showed off his superiority while attacking girls.

The girl gritted her teeth, to be honest, she was really hit!I was already very nervous!She got even more nervous when she said that!Uncover all the scars in her heart!

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After sending away the examinee nicknamed Iris, he coldly confiscated the medals that Fat Niao made privately, and replaced them all with his custom-made dragon medals.

"Why?" Fat Bird said dissatisfied.

"You will mix the power of chaos into that kind of gadget to interfere with human beings. The medals made by this kind of printing shop are much safer. Besides, the logo of our shop should be a dragon. Yours is too ugly!" Leng Jing overbearing road.

Fat Bird(╰_╯)#

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The bell is ringing.

Wearing the only fat chicken medal, Iris entered the examination room.She was so nervous that she was about to go crazy, the curse-like words of Xueba kept flashing in her ears, and she was seriously hypnotized!

She watched anxiously as the invigilator's test papers were distributed to her place. It was said to be the most difficult test paper in the history of the college entrance examination, which made her almost out of breath. She almost wrote her name with trembling hands. Answer questions.

after an hour.

IrisΣ(°△°|||) immersed herself in the test papers and found that the college entrance examination papers were not as difficult as she imagined, even simpler than the simplest test papers she encountered on weekdays. Iris didn't understand what was going on. Finally heaving a sigh of relief, she took a peek at the candidates around her, and found that they were all frowning, looking extremely distressed.

Could it be that I met a poor student in the examination room? Iris chuckled inwardly, and continued to answer the question.

She unexpectedly found that the exams throughout the morning were extremely simple, beyond imagination. As soon as the exams in the morning were over, the examinees complained that the papers were outrageously difficult when they left, which made Iris feel puzzled.

As expected, she ran into Xueba at the door again, who said angrily, "Iris! How many questions have you solved! This year's test paper is really rare!! I have never seen such difficult questions. !!"

"This year's paper is not difficult?" Iris (⊙_⊙) began to check the questions with Xueba. The strange thing is that the simplest formula questions in Iris' eyes made Xueba gnash their teeth with hatred. When she came up with the answer, Xueba became even more irritable. It turned out that she didn't figure out the big question at all!

Unconsciously, Iris passed the next few exams like this in a daze. The test papers for each test were also very simple, but the reaction of the others was the same as the first test, screaming that it was hard to die.

When she finished writing the last word of the last exam paper, the humble fat chicken medal finally fell and broke because of unglued, but Iris didn't pay attention to it.

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A few days later, the Ministry of Education.

An official reprimanded the question group: "In order to temporarily relieve the employment pressure of graduates and expand the number of colleges and universities, I have conveyed to you the meaning of the above, asking you to try to write simple college entrance examination questions! Why are the scores still so low!!"

The person in charge of the question-setting team said with a headache: "We have already produced the easiest college entrance examination questions ever! But the examinees performed poorly this year! This is a problem with the education below! It's not our fault!"

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A few days later, the city's top scorer in the college entrance examination was announced in the daily newspaper. A girl named Ai Ruisi became No. 1 in the city's college entrance examination score, and accepted the TV reporter's interview with a (⊙_⊙) expression.

Xiaoqi, who was watching TV, recognized that the top scorer in the college entrance examination was the girl they sent for the exam, so she said, "Fat Bird, you are really good."

"That's right, his medal didn't bring good luck to that girl, but it lowered the IQ of all college entrance examination candidates. It's a terrifying power of chaos. Fortunately, that power only lasted for a few days." Leng Jing sucked her tea and said.

"Because everyone's IQ has been lowered, the competition for the college entrance examination is still fierce!" Young Master Ying said.