Chaos Office

Fat Bird's new house is next door to the unit rented by the Chaos Gods. It is an empty big house, and the new furniture and electrical appliances that Fat Bird bought have already been sent in.The moment Fat Bird opened the door of the room, a black figure flashed past in the dark big room, and disappeared without a trace after he turned on the light.

According to rumors, this room is a creepy haunted house.It originally gathered resentment, but after being empty for a long time, it became a lair of ghosts, and strangers should not enter.Sure enough, on the first night after Fat Bird moved in, strange things began to happen continuously——

First of all, strange black stains appeared on the wall, resembling a personal figure, and the stains spread more and more, looking hideous and terrifying; secondly, after Fat Bird, who ignored the stains, turned on the TV, there was a terrible Distorted, every character on the TV has green faces and fangs, teeth and claws. Even the large-scale entertainment dating show "You Are the One" has become a bloody scene with 24 female guests rushing to the front of the male guests.

But the fat bird is still watching the potato chips with relish.

Probably because the fat bird didn't feel scared, the evil spirit started to scare the fat bird even harder—when the fat bird went to pick up the mineral water, the mineral water turned blood red, and there was a hasty knock on the door. But there was no one there, and in short, no matter what terrible situation occurred, Fat Bird remained calm.

Until... Fat Bird picked up the roll and walked into the bathroom.

When Fat Bird sat down on the toilet, a female ghost appeared in the bathroom mirror, the faucet was automatically turned on, and blood was gushing out, and there was a terrible wail from outside the door, and people were walking around in the living room Footsteps.

Fat Bird took a deep breath, and then————————————————————— !

Just heard a plop,

Bright light suddenly burst out from the toilet, like a small sun illuminating the room, and the dazzling light even shot out of the balcony through the window, looking like a searchlight from a distance!

That's the glare of the fat bird's bright poop! !

And with the powerful light energy of the bright poop, the evil spirits in the room were instantly wiped out! !A short figure had nowhere to hide from the strong light, and fainted to the ground.

When Fat Bird finished flushing and opened the door of the toilet, he saw the culprit of all haunted phenomena-a thin and small wild vixen.The fox's fur is dirty, it seems that it hides in this haunted house in the city to find a place to live, and uses spells to scare humans away.

After the fat bird kicked him with his slippers, the dirty fox finally woke up slowly. It looked around and the fat bird blankly, then suddenly rushed over, hugged the fat bird's legs with its dirty paws and shouted: "King!! Please accept this servant! Please spare my life! This little one can do anything for you! This little one used to patrol the mountain for the king of the mountain! This little one will carry your shoes for you! I will be a punching bag for you!" and then on the floor Kowtowing non-stop - it seems that after seeing the fat bird's mana just now, it shamelessly decided to hug the fat bird's thigh.

"Slave?" Fat Bird felt amused. This wild fox seemed to be the lowest kind among fairies. He hadn't even cultivated a human form. At best, he could only use small spells to scare people and speak human words.

"What's your name?" Fat Bird asked.

"Slave, slave doesn't have a name...but the former king of the mountain called slave dog egg..." the wild fox said tremblingly.

"Then you will be my follower of Feng Wu from now on. Whatever I tell you, you have to do." Feng Wu said majesticly.

"Yes! Your Majesty!" The vixen licked Fat Bird's slippers flatteringly.Fat Bird brought it to the kitchen, cut a large piece of ham for it, Goudan desperately hugged the ham and ate it desperately, like a starved ghost reincarnated.

After eating and drinking enough, Goudan began to narrate its tragic experience—it turned out that it was a little demon living in the deep mountains, because the big demon mountain king occupied the top of the mountain and enslaved them these little demons, making him want to live every day. I don’t know how long I went to the King of the Mountain to do hard work and patrol the mountains. One day, the King of the Mountain was a black bear spirit that was hired by the Taoist priests to collect it. Freedom, but still habitually carrying the old command flag to patrol the mountains every day, until many years later, humans cut down all the trees in the mountains and built factories and mines emitting black smoke. It was forced to leave its hometown and come to the city where humans gather Seeking to make a living, but encountered dog beating teams and dog meat dealers, almost killed, and finally had to hide in the haunted house, stealing some food from the trash can to survive every day. God, because he is afraid of cars and humans, he dare not go to the street or leave the house, and he is enslaved and threatened by the evil spirits in this deserted house every day, leading a miserable life. Fortunately, the appearance of Fat Bird cleared away those grievances Ling, and gave it a full meal.

It turned out that this was a local goblin as timid as a mouse and honest.

Because the power of the Goudan demon is too low, it doesn't know that Feng Wu is the great Phoenix Emperor. It only thinks that Feng Wu is the kind of terrifying Taoist priest among human beings who can defeat the king of the mountain at once, but its cognition is still at the In the stage of bumpkin monsters, when Fat Niao came to see Xiaoqi and the others with his followers, Goudan kowtowed to the Chaos Gods next to each other, shouting: "Big King! Second King! Three Great Kings! Four Great Kings!"

"It's quite similar to the white mink slave my family raised." Leng Jing said.

"It's just too dirty." Mr. Ying said, this fox is so dirty that it can't see its original color, its hair is all matted, and its eyes are full of eye dropsy. It looks like the most down-and-out stray dog.

"Doesn't the husky police officer have a pet grooming card? Let him take it to the pet shop for cleaning, so we can do it ourselves." Xiaoqi said.

Goudan (⊙_⊙) looked at the kings inexplicably, and didn't know that the kings were planning to turn it into a pet dog.