Chaos Office

After a busy day's work, the workers received a simple lunch box dinner, and all of them fell asleep when they were tired. Only Fat Bird and the other three who had experienced exuberance gathered together to discuss how to complete the sacred mission bestowed on them by the Chaos Alliance.

"The food is not good." Fat Bird raised his hand.

"Because it's a box lunch worth two yuan, it's not bad if there are vegetable leaves." Leng Jing said.

"Have you seriously thought about our mission?" Xiaoqi ==

He replied coldly: "Even if we want to bring love and happiness to ordinary people here, we can't do anything without money—if we do volunteer work, we still don't have money, so it's better to open a firm that specializes in helping people solve problems. You can collect money, and you can also help mortals eliminate their troubles."

"It can help people get rid of their troubles, and it can also collect money. You made a mistake in the order, so be cool." Xiaoqi said, "The idea is good."

"Actually, I think it's more reliable to use this year's time to make money." He said coldly, "Then it's approved. What's the name of our firm?"

"Chaos Office." Fat Bird suggested.

"It feels a bit cult-like a mortal name!" Xiaoqi said.

"Fengwu Office, Zhu Ming Office." Fat Niao continued to propose.

"Lengjing office." Lengjing interrupted.

"On the contrary, I think Qilin Office has a good meaning!" Xiaoqi rubbed his chin.

The three argued for an hour because of the issue of the name of the signboard, and finally decided to use a non-distinctive name like "Chaos Office" after being at odds.

"Very good, since our organization is established, let's set the rules and regulations!" Xiaoqi took out a ballpoint pen, wrote the five characters of Chaos Office on the back of her resume, pasted it on the wall behind the bed, and He said to the other two: "From today on, I, Xiaoqi, will be the chairman of the firm. Leng Jing, you are my secretary and department manager. Fat Bird, you are the receptionist."

"Then what are our business and charging standards?" Leng Jing asked.

"It depends on the actual situation." Xiaoqi announced the end of the meeting.

At this moment, the foreman of the construction site came to inspect the dormitory, saying that it is not allowed to gather people to gamble and drink, so Xiaoqi and others hurriedly climbed into bed and pretended to sleep.At the beginning of the establishment of the office, Xiaoqi took out a pen and paper under the quilt where he could not sleep, and began to diligently write various rules and regulations.

But no matter how many regulations there are, I guess Leng Jing and Fat Niao won't take a look at it—it can only be said that it is Xiaoqi's personal bad taste.

The next day, the three of them finished their share of work early, and then started wandering around the construction site, asking everyone they met: "Are you happy? Do you have any troubles that need to be solved? Come to Chaos Office and solve them in a minute." You are troubled!" Then Xiao Qi handed out small leaflets written on A1 paper with a ballpoint pen that Xiao Qi rushed to make overnight.

"Whose trust are you three?" A worker looked at the flyer, threw it aside, and asked Feng Wu while wiping his sweat with a towel, "Are you in charge of a lawsuit? Can you win it?"

"What?" Fat Bird was puzzled.

The worker mistakenly thought that Fat Niao was asking him what kind of lawsuit he wanted to file, so he said: "My uncle's aunt's youngest son owes my family 3000 yuan. It has been three years and I haven't paid it back. What can you do to collect the debt?" Is it?"

"I will ask for a reward of [-]." Fat Bird remembered that he said coldly that he would not accept any case lower than [-], so he quickly quoted the price.

"Drop it. Five thousand, two thousand more than what I paid for debt collection! You've lost your money!" The worker snorted coldly and continued to work, ignoring Fat Niao again.

The three of them went all over the construction site to push others around, but they were finally discovered by a shrewd contractor. The foreman came over and confiscated their leaflets, took a look at them and threw them on the ground. Boy, you got me here by engaging in pyramid schemes! I said you three are so wrong every day! Get out of here, I don’t want to leave a bunch of pyramid schemes on my construction site to make people panic! Fuck, pack up and leave! "

"Ah?" Fat Bird was stunned. He wondered why they lost their legitimate jobs in the blink of an eye. "Director Xiao! Secretary Leng! The foreman told us to get out!" Fat Niao immediately yelled at Xiao Qi and the others at the opposite construction site.

"Fool!" The foreman looked at Fat Bird with contempt.And the secretary of the director!This group of MLM dealers really know how to toss!

Just when the three were facing the crisis of being fired, there was a noise from the large foundation pit being dug in the distance, and the workers who were closer ran to that side.

"What happened?!" The foreman thought that there was an accident, and his face became ugly.

The workers shouted over there, it didn't look like there was an accident, and they couldn't hear what it was. Fat Bird followed to watch the fun.

Fat Bird followed the crowd to the edge of the big pit, and saw the workers surrounded by the inner three floors and the outer three floors, finally squeezed in, only to find that what the workers were talking about was that the coffin was dug out during the foundation digging.

Originally, it was not uncommon for the construction site to dig out the old cemetery. The more sophisticated construction team fired a row of cannons, and it passed away. However, the coffin dug out this time was really weird, which made everyone come to see it. lively--

I saw that the whole body of the coffin was painted with red paint, and the color was still very bright. The coffin was carved unusually, and there were wooden sitting beasts carved on the front and back. What's even weirder was that the coffin was more than ten meters long, like an ancient prince. Specifications.But if it is the tomb of a prince, why is it so simple? There are no tomb passages or accompanying burials around. There is only a single coffin at the bottom of the large pit in the foundation.

Naturally, the workers couldn't see these methods, and they all said that cultural relics had been dug up, and hope appeared in the eyes of each of them, probably hoping that some valuable cultural relics could be found in the coffin.The foreman was a bit knowledgeable. He stopped the workers from moving the coffin privately, told people not to move the coffin, and then started calling non-stop, probably to report to the director or something.

As a result, the construction site stopped working for half a day, and the three of Chaos were temporarily relieved because the excited foreman seemed to have forgotten to fire the three of them, so the three of them received the lunch box with the others, and the workers talked about it while eating. , They are all guessing what gold and silver treasures are in that huge coffin.

Maybe it's because the auras of the three Chaos Gods are so strange that they even dug up such an abnormal thing on the construction site where they worked.

Originally, the foreman contacted the Bureau of Cultural Relics and said that they would send someone over to check it out in the afternoon, but the weather was unforgiving. After noon, dark clouds appeared in the sky, and soon there was torrential rain.Workers can only hide in the shed to stop working.I heard that people from the Bureau of Cultural Relics will not be able to come until tomorrow.

A few bold young workers quietly hid in a secluded place in the work shed and smoked together. One of the leaders was named Zhang Wang. After digging out such an unusual coffin in the courtyard, I became greedy in my heart, so I mingled with a few young people who had the same idea, discussing how to pry open the coffin in the dark at night, and get some burials inside.

Probably because of Fat Niao's strange power and silly words and deeds on weekdays, people like Zhang Wang felt that they could take advantage of them. Zhang Wang turned his eyes, smoking a cigarette, and came behind Fat Niao who was devoting himself to cooking lunch, and stabbed Fat Niao mysteriously. Bird: "Zhu Ming, I saw the leaflets you distributed around in the morning, saying that you are helping people to charge fees. I have a job for you right now. Do you want to do it?"

"5000 yuan." Fat Bird said, chewing rice in his beak.

"Don't worry, it's done. You have 5 yuan. Would you like to do it first?" Zhang Wang sat next to Fat Niao, "But there is one thing, this matter must be kept secret."

"What's the matter?" Fat Bird looked at him, "Don't do anything that breaks the law."

"I don't break the law, and I don't steal or rob." In Zhang Wang's mind, breaking the coffin is not a crime.

"If there is so much money, then I will do it." Fat Bird said curiously.

"Then it's settled, tonight..." Zhang Wang blew out a smoke ring, and before he could finish speaking, Leng Jing suddenly stretched out a hand from between the two of them, put the lunch box on the table in front of them, and then He squeezed Zhang Wang away abruptly, and sat between the two of them.

"I join the gang too." Leng Jing spoke simply and neatly, looking at Zhang Wang sharply.

Zhang Wang looked at Leng Jing and knew that Leng Jing was smarter than Fat Niao, so he chuckled and said, "Okay, let's share the good stuff." In fact, he was secretly cursing in his heart, thinking why this kid listened to him, thinking The three of Leng Jing, Xiaoqi and Fat Niao are usually in the same group, so Xiaoqi must have been involved in this matter, so he looked not far away, and sure enough, Xiaoqi was tapping Erlang's leg and looking at them.

Zhang Wang gritted his teeth secretly, but after thinking about it, he would invite a few more people to take care of him in case something happened, so he temporarily suppressed his anger and said to Leng Jing: "At 08:30 in the evening, at the toilet door See you." After speaking, he threw the cigarette butt and left.

"Dragon God, we are going to have money!" Fat Niao excitedly said.

"Hmph. That bastard has a big tone." Leng Jing sneered and opened the lunch box. The dragon god was so quick-witted that he naturally guessed Zhang Wang's little abacus, but he just wanted to see what was in the coffin, so he agreed to join the gang That's all.

"Feng Wu, I'll give you a chicken leg." The moment Leng Jing opened the lunch box, Fat Niao, who was eating vegetable leaves, opened his eyes wide in surprise, only to see that there were two chicken legs, two marinated eggs, and sausage!

"Why is your box lunch so good?" Fat Niao stared blankly at Leng Jing and gave him the chicken leg.

"Don't ask, just eat it quickly." He smiled coldly and cunningly.

By the way, the contractor over there finally finished the phone call and began to yell in the shed: "It's his grandma's! Who's not smart enough to take grandpa's lunch box! Wicked! Why are your hands and claws so fast!"

"In terms of speed, no one in the entire chaos can compare with the Dragon God." Xiao Qi smiled and walked over, "Share me a sausage!"

These three down and out guys have had no money to eat meat for a long time.