Chaos Office

After getting the three thousand orders, several Chaos Gods happily opened beer to celebrate, Fat Niao foolishly asked Young Master Ying, "How do you get revenge on that little three and the heartless man?"

"If you want to retaliate against the other party without breaking the law, let the other party enjoy the same punishment for betrayal." Leng Jing held the bottle and said, "Among the few of us, who is the best at charm?"

Several pairs of eyes looked at Fat Bird in unison.

"Huh?" Fat Bird (⊙_⊙)

"Fat Niao has the best appearance and has the ability to be naturally attractive. Let Fat Niao be the best candidate to seduce the mistress. Not only the mistress, but the heartless man will also receive equal revenge. Young Master Ying, you will be the first one." Two baits." The aura of the cold martial arts lord was fully on, while Xiao Qi was cunning and cunning and kept silent, just laughed.

"The second bait?" Young Master Ying said, "I'm only good at being a killer."

"Killers should also be trained in disguise. In order to get close to the target, they must first pretend to be a false image—so, the next task requires you to disguise to achieve the goal—you come to disguise as a woman to seduce the evil man!" Leng Jing road.

"What a bad idea." Mr. Ying didn't show much dissatisfaction, after all, his killer course did include the lesson of pretending to be a woman.

"Who told us that we have a shortage of employees and no female employees, and Xiaoqi and I don't look like women in disguise, so our action plan is set up like this. We will start to act tomorrow, and Xiaoqi and I will investigate the background of Xiaosan tonight. The two of you can go to work tomorrow, and I will buy you the clothes to pretend to be women." Leng Jing said.

"Yeah! Sounds interesting!" Fat Bird (^o^)/

So, the four of them got off work.

It was already ten o'clock in the evening when the store was closed, and at this time it was the time for the high-end club opposite, and he said coldly to the others: "Sooner or later, our store will develop better than theirs."

"As a Chaos God, this volunteer is really not good." Young Master Ying complained.

"Don't you have a desire in your heart?" Leng Jing snorted.

"Struggle! Start a business!" Fat Bird cheered.

Xiao Qi just smiled, mysteriously.

The four parted ways at the fork in the road, Leng Jing and Xiaoqi went shopping for clothes and investigations, while Young Master Ying and Fat Niao went home—their new home was a rented house, or shared with others, Fat Niao went out to play during the day, and I don't know what their co-tenant neighbor looks like, but I heard Mr. Ying said that he is an office worker who lives alone and comes back very late every day.

The house where several people live is an old-fashioned building with four bedrooms and one living room. In order to save money, the four of them squeezed into one bedroom and bought bunk beds. The other bedroom is rented by a neighbor. There are two rooms, one is the kitchen and the other is the storage room.

When Fat Bird and Young Master Shadow came back, the co-tenant neighbor hadn't come back yet, but after working on the construction site and working as a servant in the castle, it finally belonged to their own nest, and the crowded room was passed by the Chaos Gods. The door of the bedroom is decorated with cute door stickers: "This is the home of the gods", "We are promising entrepreneurs", and there are also cartoon jiji , dragon, unicorn and a mountain in a children's literacy pattern.

It's like a bunch of innocent kids who just graduated.

"It's nice here!" Fat Bird praised their warm little nest.

"In order to save space, I also installed a wall-mounted TV. There are two computers and a notebook. The induction cooker and microwave oven are in the kitchen. Pay attention to the electricity consumption, otherwise the neighbors will be dissatisfied." Mr. Ying said, "While the neighbors are not Come on, let's take a shower first, or we'll have to line up again later."

"Okay!" Fat Bird immediately stripped naked, leaving only the big underpants, still bright red underpants, he happily entered the bathroom with the towel.

However, as soon as he walked into the bathroom, there was a slight strangeness in the bathroom mirror in the dark. The figure reflected in it did not seem to be the figure of Fat Bird, but the abnormality disappeared after Fat Bird turned on the light. When I walked into the bathtub, closed the shower curtain and began to shower, a strange scene appeared in the mirror again——

The picture in the mirror gradually distorted, and finally there was a black figure that did not exist in the bathroom, and that figure was standing outside the shower curtain looking at Fat Bird.

However, when the fat bird finished bathing, the mirror picture returned to normal again.

After taking a bath, the fat bird decided to relax before going to bed, so he came to the bathroom next to the bathroom and began to happily enjoy the pleasure of squatting on the toilet. [The toilet and bath in this building are separate]

After pulling for a while, Fat Bird stood up and looked at his own poop. Although it was a bit disgusting, Fat Bird's poop was indeed shining brightly, like a pile of flaming poop [as expected of Chaos God! 】Judging from the degree of evaporation of the toilet water, the temperature should be [-] degrees!

Although this is a bit abnormal, if the fat bird's power is fully activated, what it pulls out will melt the earth.

"Fortunately, it didn't reach the temperature of lava, otherwise the sewer would be broken." Fat Bird confirmed in a good mood, and then pressed the flush button.

At this time, Mr. Ying, who was cleaning the living room, welcomed his co-tenant neighbor who came back from get off work—a pale young man, who was so beautiful that he was not like a human being. He was tall and thin, and exuded a strange aura. In the field, humans may not be able to detect it, but Mr. Ying immediately confirmed that this young man has certain abilities that surpass humans—as expected, the neighbor of the Chaos God is not an ordinary person.

Having said that, since Mr. Ying is really too powerful a dark god, the young man couldn't detect the abnormality of Mr. Ying. The two simply greeted each other. Just one of the few entrepreneurial youths.

"Well, hello, we are new here, there are four of us in total, I am Huang Wuying, what should I call you?" Mr. Ying asked the moment the young man passed by.

"My name is Bai Li." The young man gave a name that didn't look like an ordinary person. It seemed that he was not worried about his identity being exposed by these "entrepreneurial youths", because he thought that these human beings didn't have that ability at all. In fact, if it wasn't for some special reason, he wouldn't live together with these filthy and boring humans, just because now is a special period.

"Then, please take care of me." Huang Wuying is not a person who is good at greeting, he only said a few polite words to test this guy, Bai Li obviously didn't intend to talk to him further, and closed his bedroom with a bang the door.

After entering his bedroom, Bai Li actually took out a few spell-like things from his drawer, and saw the spells burning in his hands, and then a black shadow like that in the bathroom emerged from the flames. out.

Bai Li stared at the black shadow, as if he was listening to the silent voice of the black shadow.

After a long time, he smiled slightly: "That's right, then these people are just ordinary tenants, and it seems that you can rest assured to let them live. It just so happens that I need the popularity of young humans to cover my breath."

Obviously, that black shadow is some kind of enchantment-like spell he set up in this house, in order to detect the Chaos Four. Cast his spell.

So he left out the most unusual link!

Fat Bird's bright poo! !