Chaos Office

Fat Niao Monk Xi's bedroom is the most powerful bedroom in the world.

When they exercise on the bed, the light effects of ice and fire will burst out magnificently.

The entire bedroom will be shrouded in magnificent flames and dazzling icy light. If it is not for the enchantment placed in the bedroom in advance, the entire building will probably be wiped out because it cannot withstand the powerful energy of these two elements.

Just when Shang Xi and Feng Wu were enjoying themselves, Shang Xi's cell phone rang.

"It's a call from a business partner. There is an urgent contract that I need to hurry to sign." Shang Xi said while holding the phone, with the tone of a successful person.

"Is business more important than me?" Feng Wu raised his chin, the most gorgeous appearance in the Three Realms, looked even more charming at this moment.

"This is a big deal! It will be of great help to our company's development!" Shang Xi said, "It's all for our family."

"You are already the king of the Three Realms, and you still care about those meaningless fame and small profits?" Feng Wu was unwilling to let go.

"But this contract is really urgent, dear, if I break my promise, I won't be able to... um..."

Feng Wu pressed his fingers on his lips: "We have plenty of time, have you forgotten that I can pause time?"

"That's right, but the presidents in TV dramas all have such lines." Shang Xi said, "I want to be a real president!" Recently, Shang Xi's hobby is making up the president's dramas, and he has almost reached the point of being intoxicated.

"A real CEO has a troublesome mother who hinders his love in every possible way, do you have one?" Feng Wu still understood.

"Of course, in order to make our mortal games more interesting, of course I will prepare a 'mom' like this!" Shang Xi chuckled.

"What's that?! You're too into the drama! Didn't your mother die tens of thousands of years ago!" Fat Bird was surprised.

"Hmph, human memory is easily tampered with." Shang Xi smiled mysteriously.

Ding-dong-

The doorbell rang suddenly at this moment, and immediately, the light effect in the bedroom disappeared.

"It seems that the 'Mrs. Shang' I reserved is here." Shang Xi said.

"Isn't it really the housekeeper you invited?" Fat Bird had no choice but to get up from the bed and start getting dressed.

"How could there be a housekeeper at such a late hour? It was I who edited the memory of a super suffocating old chili president, because she was too strong and domineering, which led to the tragedy of her son and daughter-in-law's family. As a result, her daughter-in-law committed suicide inexplicably, and her granddaughter was arrested. Sent to the orphanage, the son remarried according to her wish, but the second daughter-in-law who remarried was suddenly beheaded and died. It is said that she met a gangster who stole the door. However, some people say that this evil mother-in-law deliberately covered up the murder. False confession, in short, she has been escaping the punishment of the law and showing her power everywhere at home, such a woman is perfect to be our playmate." Shang Xi explained after getting dressed.

"That's right, keeping her in an ordinary human family doesn't know how many people will be killed." Fat Bird said.

"With the idea of ​​pity for mortals, I modified this old woman's memory, and now she thinks that I am his son. And you are my secretary." Shang Xi walked to the door and said, "She really wants a grandson."

After all, he opened the door, and there was an old woman with a sour face and kitsch clothes standing outside the door.

"Mom, why did you suddenly come back from the resort all the way away?" Shang Xi called out very affectionately.

"I came back to see if you were messing with that little bitch named Feng Wu—you, you, the boss is not young, and I don't feel at ease to find a better wife to start a family. Settle down!" The old woman started nagging after entering the door.

"Hello, Auntie." Fat Niao hurried over to say hello.

"You! Why are you here! Aren't you that dead girl! Why are you in my son's room!? Shang Xi! What are you doing with this dead girl! Why do you allow such a lowly woman to come to our house!" The old woman screamed suddenly.

"Damn girl?" Fat Niao asked curiously.

"Hey! Are you still not convinced that you are a dead girl! Why do you have the face to stand in front of me!"

"By the way, I modified her perception of you and hypnotized her consciousness. In her eyes, you are a young girl." Shang Xi whispered, his TV dramas have too much bad taste.

"Ah, Auntie, to tell you the truth, I already have the president's child. It's in my belly!" Fat Niao said in a cooperative manner, as expected of Shang Xi's husband.

"Oh my God!! I'm not here for a few days, and you actually did something like this!! What crime did I do in my previous life! Are you still my good son? Where did my obedient child go?!" The old lady really exploded, crying and crying.

"Mom! I really like Feng Wu! Apart from him, I will never marry anyone else! Besides, didn't you always want a grandson? In Feng Wu's belly, there is already the crystallization of our love, mother, Please, bless our marriage!" Shang Xi held Feng Wu's hand and said in a Korean drama accent.

"Yes, Auntie, I also really love Shang Xi!" Fat Niao chimed in.

"No! Your identities are too different. Unless you take this girl to the hospital for an examination tomorrow, I want to know for sure whether she can bring a grandson to our family." The old lady looked at Feng Wu harshly.

"Mom, it's against the law to do a B-ultrasound test to give birth to a boy or a girl. Moreover, no matter whether Feng Wu gives birth to a boy or a girl, I will treat it as my most precious treasure. I don't care at all. Whether our child is a boy or a girl Girl." Shang Xi is proud.

"Do you want me to die! Do you listen to your mother only if I die!! You are so partial to that dead girl, have you forgotten the kindness your mother has given you? You are everything to me! Shang Xi! Everything I do is for your own good!!"

I'm coming!Classic soap opera lines! !

"Mom, don't be too overthinking! I will listen to you. Tomorrow, I will take Feng Wu to the hospital to check the child's condition." Shang Xi said hastily.

Fat Bird's belly, if you really do a B-ultrasound, it will be a melting pot that can melt even stars!

However, for the sake of Shang Xi's game, after appeasing the old woman, they decided to go to the so-called hospital the next day to pretend to have a "prenatal care" checkup.

The next day, there were still two days before Star Dance's concert.

The bored Shang Xi and Fat Niao called the almighty Big Meow and asked him to help arrange a pregnancy test.

As a result, the voice of "Meow Hulu Hulu Hulu~" came from the phone. 【Cat's happy sound】

Sure enough, Da Miao quickly bought a noble private hospital, and let Xiao Qi, Leng Jing and others pretend to be medical staff to wait.

Shang Xi drove to the Noble Hospital in the mountains with his fake mother and Feng Wu, and entered the examination room in a decent manner. After a while, Xiao Qi, who was disguised as a doctor, came out.

"Doctor, may I ask that woman inside, is she pregnant with a boy or a girl? Is he my grandson?" The old lady anxiously grabbed Xiaoqi and asked.

"Ma'am, don't worry, as for whether it is your grandson or not, we need to do a dna test." Xiaoqi said intentionally.

"Mom! How can you doubt Feng Wu's loyalty to me?! It is impossible for him to have children with other men! She only has me in her heart!" Shang Xi said.

Xiao Qi turned her head to look at Shang Xi blankly, her expression became very strange, as if she was about to burst out laughing.

"Stupid boy, I know women better than you! How can young women nowadays be honest? Well, we'll talk about this later. Doctor, tell me quickly! Is it a boy or a girl?" The old lady stuffed a dozen of money into Xiaoqi's hands.

"Congratulations, you are a daughter!" Xiaoqi said happily.

"What?!" The old lady felt like being struck by a thunderbolt, and then she fainted.

"Now that the male-to-female ratio is so imbalanced, do you still want a boy? Meow ha ha ha ha ha ~~" Big Meow, who was disguised as a patient, turned around in a wheelchair and laughed.

"Shangxi, you guys are so interesting, where did you find such a brain-damaged old woman?" Xiaoqi asked.

"It's a vicious guy who may have killed a lot of people. I just edited a little bit of her memory to see how she persecuted her daughters-in-law." Shang Xi said.

Sure enough, after waking up, the old lady yelled at Shang Xi, forcing Feng Wu to kill the child with death.But was firmly rejected by Shang Xi.

After making a fuss all day, the old lady left the ward in silence, and came back in the evening, and mysteriously found Shang Xi alone, saying that she wanted to tell him an important matter.

I saw that she took out a strange box from the package she brought, and said with a strange smirk: "Son, this is a good thing that can help our family get a smart and lively grandson."

"Huh? What is this?" Shang Xi looked at the box, which was about half a meter long and wide.

"God bless! God bless! I spent all my money to get this for you! Just put it under the bed of that dead girl Feng Wu, and she will give birth to a boy!" said the old lady with bright eyes .

Shang Xi opened the box suspiciously, only to see that there was a baby's mummy inside! !

"This is!?"

"Don't open it! Close it quickly! This is the Dharma body of the soul boy! As long as it is placed under the bed of a pregnant woman, the soul boy in the sky will be reincarnated and become my grandson! We will be rich and wealthy in the future! The family will be passed on! As long as we continue to enshrine this Dharma body!" The old lady covered the box and said obsessively.