Chaos Office

"What! The Dragon Clan still exists in modern society? He even became the CEO?!" Fat Niao was surprised by Leng Jing's words while lying on the recliner and eating ice cream.

"It's not surprising, after all, even if the times have changed, there are still many non-human races. Compared with this, why can't you come and work!" Xiao Qi was wearing a mask and sleeves, and was distributing for delivery. express mail.

"I'm only in charge of cleaning." Fat Bird said lazily that this was not his responsibility.

"You guys are so lazy! By the way, Leng Jing, you seem to be entangled in urban ghost stories." Xiaoqi reminded.

"Hmph, do you think I'm afraid of those strange stories?" Leng Jing didn't care, "Dragon clan gathering tonight, I'm going to save the face of those earth dragons, I'm going to buy a suit, the express delivery is stopped today !"

After that, he left on the electric donkey.

"I don't know who is a bumpkin, but he actually went to buy a suit to show off. Judging by his appearance, he probably only bought a suit worth a hundred and ten yuan at most. I heard that the dragons are all upper-class people." Xiao Qi complained to the cold and distant figure.

"Then let's go too, maybe we can pack some delicious food." Fat Bird (⊙v⊙) was moved.

"To attend that kind of high society party, you have to wear big-name clothes. Do you have any?" Xiao Qi asked.

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Just when Leng Jing bought a 300 yuan suit and brought it back to change, and was about to ride an e-donkey to attend the Dragon Clan party, those foodies were all wearing suits and wanted to go with Leng Jing.

Fat Bird also prepared a bag for packing, and Xiaoqi, who is budget-conscious, was also planning to go to the upper class to broaden his contacts, so the three resolutely got together and set off again.

When Leng Jing brought the two of them around to a certain mansion in a luxurious villa area outside the city, the three of them were immediately caught by the ostentation of the Dragon Clan. It was as grand as an Oscar awards ceremony. In the opening ceremony, there are red carpets, various stretched sports cars, and men and women wearing high-end fashions. Only they come here by riding an electric donkey.

"The times have changed, and the gatherings of the Dragon Clan have become so foreign devil-like." Leng Jing sighed.

Although they were dressed poorly, they still entered through the invitation letter in Leng Jing's hand.

After entering the door, everything is no different from European aristocratic gatherings, the only difference is the dragon horns of various shapes on the heads of these handsome men and women.

"It turns out that revealing the dragon's horns marks the level of identity! Be cool! It's time to show your identity!" Xiaoqi suddenly realized.

It seems that the taller and more magnificent the dragon's horn, the higher the status. Probably the size of the dragon's horn marks the qualifications and mana of the dragon.

"What's so difficult about this!" Leng Jing was always proud of his dragon horns, he saw a pair of dragon horns appearing from the top of his head, but after seeing the dragon horns, Xiaoqi and Fat Niao were silent .

Because the cold and clean dragon's horns are not only short, but also have only one fork -- that's obviously the sign of a milk dragon.

For the long life of the Chaos God, Leng Jing's age is just a milk dragon.

"Idiot! The power of the dragon horn does not lie in its shape, but in its hardness! My dragon horn can smash even the hardest matter in the universe!" While Leng Jing was bragging, a child who seemed to be only seven or eight years old suddenly Kicked him from the back, and said arrogantly: "You little milk dragon, with such a small dragon horn, you dare to become an adult! Damn it! Change back to your original shape and kneel down!"

"Go away! Little brat." Leng Jing kicked him away.

Suddenly, the child who fell to the ground let out a shocking cry, which attracted many people to turn their heads to watch.

"It turned out to be the bastard dragon delivering the courier." President Long finally found out Leng Jing at this moment, and saw him walking over with a glass of red wine, "I let you return to the dragon clan because of pity for you for a while. I didn't expect you to dare to provoke me." Prince Jinlong, hehe, he really ate a bear's heart and a leopard's guts. Do you know that his father is the most powerful golden dragon in the dragon clan..."

"What about the Vajra Dragon? In my eyes, it's still just a loach." Leng Jing pressed back her dragon horns, crossed her arms and started pretending to be b.

"What a bold guy, how dare you slander the emperor!" A majestic voice came from above people's heads, and a domineering blond man slowly walked down the stairs on the second floor.

"Father!" The child seemed to be a savior, and hurried over to hug his father's thigh.

"An unknown pawn dares to challenge the Emperor. Hehe, since you are boasting of your own strength, then use the Dragon Clan method to show me your strength. Qingyan, teach him a lesson." Jin Long said to President Long.

"Yes, Your Majesty." President Long straightened his bow tie, and blue flames began to glow from his eyes.

Undress.

"What the hell!?" Everyone was stunned.

Seeing that Leng Jing took off only a pair of big underpants, he sneered and said, "Don't you want to fight like a dragon? I don't want to ruin my precious clothes, come on! Let me see your true form. How many weights!"

It turns out that Leng Jing thinks that the way of dragons is to fight with everyone in their original form, but the rules here are actually to compare mana and send out qigong waves.

At this time, while everyone's attention was attracted by that bastard Leng Jing, Fat Niao and Xiao Qi were frantically searching for food packages on the round table.

"What an idiot! It seems that we have to teach him a lesson!" I saw the blue light emitting from President Long's body, and his strength was about to come out—————

boom--------

But in the next second, the loud noise came from changing the original shape in an instant and smashing President Zhonglong's coldness with the dragon's tail.

I saw the white dragon with teeth and claws staring at everyone viciously, hovering in the mid-air of the hall, and sneered: "You are the one who talks big!"

President Long, on the other hand, was smashed into the broken steps and passed out.

"That guy is a dragon from the ancient east! It's not from our race at all! He has no wings!" Someone noticed the strangeness.

"Huh?" Leng Jing was puzzled.

"So it's the Eastern Dragon God! I didn't expect the Eastern Ancient Dragon God to exist in this world!" said the Golden Dragon Emperor.

"He came to fight for our territory! The ancient dragon god has invaded!" Everyone shouted, and at this moment, the Golden Dragon Emperor suddenly burst his clothes and turned into a western golden dragon with wings!

"Sure enough, it's a foreign devil dragon. I said, why does it smell like a foreign devil?" Bai Long grinned, only to hear a loud noise, the golden dragon and the white dragon broke through the roof, flew into the sky and started a duel!

And many people from the Dragon Clan also changed their original shapes and flew out, and the good gathering suddenly became a mess.

"Finally packed before Lengjing's big destruction." Fat Niao and Xiaoqi ran out carrying a few big plastic bags.

And in the night sky where the full moon hangs high, a group of winged dragons were beaten to pieces by Leng Jing and fell down one after another. In the end, only the golden dragon and Leng Jing were left flying rapidly. Fell into the river, and Leng Jing also jumped into the water, looking for traces of the enemy.

However, that fellow Jinlong escaped unexpectedly.

Leng Jing swam around but couldn't find him. Just when he was about to break through the water, a pair of lovers on the shore were kissing each other.

"Happy!" The girl said to her boyfriend dissatisfied.

"What's the matter? Be happy, let me take you to eat delicious food, okay?" The boy tried his best to make the girl happy.

"Happy!" The girl was still pouted and fussing.

"Then how can you be happy?"

"Idiot, didn't you read that internet joke, I'm so happy! Of course I want a bag!" The girl coquettishly said, "I like that Chanel..."

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The sound of water behind them suddenly sounded, and a huge object rose from the river. The boys and girls turned pale with fright!

It's a train!

I saw Bailong looked at them coldly, because they were too scared, the two of them sat down on the ground, they couldn't move, they didn't even dare to run away!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "Hurry up and buy four bags ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!' That joke, mother!!"

Finally, after the boy bought four leather bags from nearby, he looked at them calmly and said, "They are all for women, are you kidding me?"

"No, didn't you say that four bags that can be carried are enough! That's what it said in the joke!" The girl sobbed in fright, "Could it be that you want men's bags?"

"... Forget it. Take it back and use it as a bag for collecting money." Bailong really flew away with four bags.