Chaos Office

The bruised and swollen shopkeeper yelled at Leng Jing, "What kind of magic did you use, why did you touch me?"

It turned out that the shop owner always thought that his strength was invulnerable, at least in his galaxy, he was invincible.

"That's because you're a weak chicken." He looked at the shopkeeper on the ground coldly and contemptuously, "If you dare to find fault with us, I'll see you beat me up again and again, say, do you still dare to find fault with us,,"

"It's completely a hooligan." Xiaoqi clasped his hands and said humanely to Young Master Ying and the others beside him.

"This is the ruffian in the world." Mr. Ying said.

"Hooligans." Fat Bird said while eating potato chips.

"Xiaojing is the most handsome!!" Only Leng Qingqing was still so elated.

While everyone was watching the street fight through the glass window, the sound of police sirens came from a distance. It turned out that the fight here was reported by troublemakers and the police were dispatched.

Leng Jing had no choice but to stop.The owner of the shop was acting like a rogue at the moment—although being a majestic high priest is very despicable, but at this moment he was only thinking about how to get revenge on these chaotic foodies, and he waited until the Chaos Alliance police station After the people arrived, he insisted that the cold and clean people deliberately harmed him, saying that he was the victim, and threatened to sue the chaos eaters to the chaos court.

In this way, the chaotic foodie and the shopkeeper got into a fight. They went from the police station to the court, arguing endlessly.

Finally, although Leng Jing and others also accused the shop owner of secretly engaged in illegal business, but because the shop owner has been bribing the judiciary, and after learning that his shop was violated, he immediately destroyed all evidence, and he has strong financial support , You can hire the best Chaos lawyer, so you actually got the upper hand in this lawsuit. The court ruled that the Chaos foodies not only broke into private houses, but also fought, ordered them to suspend business for rectification, and had to pay a heavy fine.

"The government has always been rich rather than poor." Mr. Ying commented.

Although the Chaos Alliance handles such small matters as orderly, but when galaxy wars occur in the universe, they dare not stand out, and evade responsibility on the grounds that the alliance is only a peace alliance and condemns the war. Therefore, the dark galaxy They still turned a blind eye to the war against the Rose Galaxy.

Don't think that no one will know about this matter if the alliance turns a blind eye. Chaos Media, an organization that does everything in its power to pursue ratings and entertain the public, specially sent out an ace anchor—Hami Melon for ratings. The lady went to interview this despicable war that the dark galaxy once again bullied the surrounding galaxies.

So, when Leng Jing and others were fined and ordered to go to the community public activity hall for labor reform, when they were sweeping the floor, they heard Miss Hamigua's kind voice from the TV: "Everyone, I am the golden anchor of Chaos Cantaloupe! Now, I will go to the battlefield and risk my life to bring you the first-hand war news! As you can see, the shameless dark galaxy has once again launched a devastating military operation against other galaxies. So far, After the registration of this generation of dark emperors, they have annexed [-] galaxies in a row and devoured the resources of these [-] galaxies. We have entered the frontline warships of the dark galaxies through legal means. Let us interview Look at the ordinary soldiers here!"

Miss Cantaloupe turned the microphone to the alien soldier of the dark galaxy locked in an electronic cage behind her—it was a soldier, but it was actually a lump of horrific slime monster, and it was impossible to tell where its mouth was.

"Roar!!" The monster suddenly uttered a strange cry, and then sprayed out green mucus. Miss Hami Melon's microphone was unfortunately stained with mucus and melted.

"It's... a touching speech!" Ms. Hamigua's mouth twitched, and she took out a spare microphone and said, "Then, let's interview other people on the warship who can speak human language."

I saw that as the cameraman's lens shifted, a group of their interview team found the chef who was preparing meals in the kitchen. Although the chef's appearance was also extremely terrifying, at least he looked a little human.

"Excuse me—can you tell me about your feelings about this war?" Miss Hamigua asked.

"Gulu Gulu... I didn't expect that His Majesty the Emperor would lose to the backward galaxy in the first battle... Guru Guru..." the chef said vaguely.

"What?! What happened!" Cantaloupe's eyes widened, as if she had discovered some incredible news!The invincible Dark Legion lost in the first battle? !During the time when they submitted the interview report and hadn't arrived in time, such an incredible thing happened!

"Yo! That's it! Audiences! Great reversal!! The dark galaxy has suffered its first defeat in tens of thousands of years! We will continue to make in-depth reports! That's it! Ah! Don't grab my microphone! I No negative reports on you!!" Amidst Miss Cantaloupe's noise, the show ended like this.

Xiaoqi and the others didn't take this report to heart at all. They were all country bumpkins, and they didn't care about news, current affairs, entertainment information or anything like that.While Miss Cantaloupe reported hoarsely, they were mopping the floor.

Miss Cantaloupe was forcibly expelled from the Dark Galaxy for being suspected of interfering with military operations—if it wasn't for her being a celebrity in the Chaos Alliance and broadcasting live broadcasts throughout the Alliance, the Dark Emperor would have asked her to be torn to pieces.

However, the dedicated Cantaloupe was persevering, and after being expelled from the warship, she decided to continue to follow up the report—and the object of her report was the Rose Galaxy, which was not even civilized, and had backward technology.

After sending a friendly message to the celestial realm where Delanon is located, Miss Cantaloupe was finally received by the Lord of the Rose Galaxy—in fact, her media spaceship suddenly projected a huge holographic subtitle on the sky of the celestial realm, scaring the The immortals in the heavens jumped, but thanks to the presence of Dranon, they recognized that it was a message from the other party.

In this way, Cantaloupe got the opportunity to interview Dranon.

When she stepped into the magnificent palace hall, she was immediately overwhelmed by the ancient art of this backward galaxy, and Delanon, who was wearing a sultry uniform of her own design, made Hami melon scream.

"It's so handsome!! Everyone!! I didn't expect the owner of the Rose Galaxy to be so stunning! A beautiful man who makes people blind!" Miss Hamigua was crazy about Delanon, and in the image of Delano Immediately after it appeared, the ratings began to double. It is said that the audience at this time were all female audiences who usually do not like to watch military news.

However, after a few minutes of Miss Cantaloupe's obsession, she suddenly realized that the celestial master in front of her seemed quite familiar, and she seemed to have seen this face before, where is it?

A strange image popped into her mind - it was a guy in tracksuit, eating snacks, with a (⊙v⊙) face! ! !

Damn! !Thinking about it now, don't these two look exactly the same! !It's just a change of clothes! !

Sure enough, people rely on clothes! !After changing clothes and eyes, the two of them are completely different, okay? !

Miss Cantaloupe threw the microphone.