Chaos Office

In this way, Chaos Office opened.While these foodies are happy to start a new chaotic business for them, Shang Xi and Xue Yan are preparing to achieve their own business on Earth.

"I decided to start my own company, named Shenjie Co., Ltd., which is mainly engaged in the entertainment and catering industries," Shang Xi said to Xueyan while sitting on the open-air coffee table in front of Starbucks.

"I want to set up a fashion industry studio. However, should we inform Xiaoqi and the others of our plans first," Xueyan asked while sipping milk tea.

"No need, those guys who don't have big ambitions can only open milk tea shops at most." Shang Xi said, "If you want to do it, you have to make it big."

"Then where did your money come from?"

"Don't forget that I'm the Emperor of God. It's not easy to get money." Shang Xi took out two tickets to Macau from his wallet, "This is our bargaining chip."

"You mean, go to Macau to gamble?" Xueyan picked up the ticket to check, "It turned out to be the slowest green leather train."

"Don't be picky, I bought this with the only money I have." The money on Shang Xi's body was saved by working part-time before he went to find the fat bird in the turbulent time and space. Now, due to the restoration of time and space, his bank Naturally, the card was also scrapped, leaving only a small amount of cash in the wallet.

As for Fat Niao and the others, since the opening of Chaos Office, they have been staring at each other, waiting for customers to come to their door, but they have not seen a single customer after three or four days of opening.

There are not even customers who buy milk tea.

A few people squatted in the store every day bored playing Mahjong Fighting the Landlord, and finally, he could not hold his breath anymore: "Look at the wishing shops across the street. There are so many customers every day. We should think about business strategies."

"I think it's better for us to sell noodles. What do you think of milk tea noodles?" Leng Qingqing was studying his new dishes at the dining table with great interest.

"Why don't you send a commercial spy over there to find out the secrets of their successful business, and then we will do the same thing. You know, the advertising fee for our last promotional video minus the money for the license and renting the store, there is not much left. !" Xiaoqi said, "Who of you is going to pretend to be a guest to spy on the enemy?"

"I'll go!" Fat Bird volunteered.

"Then let him go, and learn how other people do business." Leng Jing was too lazy, and went to other stores to spy, and always felt super ashamed. Those were all things done by pawns, so he didn't go. .

So, Fat Bird put on a wig, a dress, heavy makeup, dressed as a woman, put on a leather bag with a bug and a needle camera, quietly came out from the back door, and then pretended to walk on the street and entered the opposite side of their shop The 777 Mystery House, which has a very good business, has a very gimmicky name, but it is actually the popular Wish House.And their business is the best in the neighborhood.

However, when Fat Bird stepped into the small courtyard behind the iron gate, before actually entering the store, it was teleported out by piu.

It turns out that only obsessive customers can enter this store. You must know that these customers will give everything for their wishes, that is to say, only those with a dark side can enter it.

However, Fat Bird obviously didn't have these strong desires and worries, so he was ejected as soon as he entered.

A few people peeking at the opposite Chaos Office decided immediately to send the dark representative, Mr. Ying, to meet Fat Bird, because Mr. Ying is a collection of dark things.

"Ah. I also want to understand the wishes of the residents of Chaos." Young Master Ying is a monster born of devouring human desires. Now he is a little curious about what the desires of Chaos creatures taste like.

"Young Master Ying, I think you'd better not try to absorb the desires of chaotic creatures." Xiaoqi said, "Desires are all interlinked. Once your 'inner world' extends to the realm of chaos, it may become even you. The uncontrollable, more magnificent dark space, even destroying the balance of chaos, may attract those huge monsters that we don't even know about in the deeper chaotic sea."

"I understand." Young Master Ying sighed, "Since we have reached an agreement with you Chaos Three Gods, then I will not easily break our contract."

"I hope your power is limited to the bottom world. After all, the sea of ​​chaos is too vast. We don't know what things we can't imagine. Do you still remember that terrifying princess?" Xiaoqi reminded.

Therefore, Mr. Ying had no choice but to disguise himself, changed into an old-fashioned women's attire, put on a big-brimmed hat, and came to the door of the shop where Fat Bird was standing.

"Hey! Sakura, you're here too?" Fat Niao wittily used his temporary pseudonym to call Mr. Ying.

"Yeah, Xiao Fei." Young Master Ying's make-up was cold and clear, just like Fat Bird's, with thick lipstick and blush, and dark blue eyeshadow on his eyelids, as if he had been punched by someone.

So under the influence of Young Master Ying's dark physique, Fat Bird successfully followed Young Master Ying into the 777 Mysterious House.

From the outside, this store was just a small two-story store, but when they entered the entrance, they were immediately stunned by the deep and long corridor inside.

"This is using space dislocation technique!" Young Master Ying whispered to Fat Bird.

"It feels quite antique." Fat Bird looked around, and saw that the corridor was only two people wide, but the floors were all elegant dark wooden floors, and the walls were decorated with classical lanterns.There were also replacement embroidered slippers at the door, and when the two changed into the slippers, a beautiful loli doll in a maid outfit bowed politely to them: "Guest, if you want to see our master now, you need to go to the lounge first." Hold on. Please follow me."

"Dolls can actually talk!" Fat Bird and Young Master Ying made a fuss on purpose, but they thought to themselves that the welcome guest in their shop was Big Meow, which was much cuter than dolls, and in this respect it was not as good as their shop.

So, they followed the puppet through an unknown number of corridors. When they were dizzy, a sliding door appeared in front of them. The puppet opened the door and beckoned them to enter.

Inside is a Japanese-style room, which is very spacious. There are already some guests waiting with serious thoughts, not talking to each other, and there are desserts, fruits and tea for guests on the tea table on the tatami mat in the room, which immediately attracts the attention of the guests. two people.

"It turns out that food is used to attract customers." Fat Bird's eyes lit up, and the two sat down at the coffee table in embarrassment, each picking up a small plate of cut cakes.

"Hey, everyone is not eating, is it really okay for us to eat?" Mr. Ying was still a little embarrassed.

"It's really rich and powerful. The taste of this cake is very expensive, at least it's at the Starbucks level!" The fat bird has already started to eat.

"Hey...forget it, it's free anyway." Mr. Ying also started to eat.

"Yeah. I don't know if I can pack it. It's delicious." Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

Can you be more ashamed?

At this time, other people cast strange glances at these two guys. These two eat and drink as soon as they come in, and they seem to be different.

However, due to the large number of guests, the wait seemed to be very long, so the idle fat bird simply turned on the TV in the room that had been off and was probably used for decoration.

"Come and see the latest entertainment program." Fat Bird said.

So, they started watching TV again, feeling completely stress-free.

This made the second maid puppet who had been quietly standing in the room watching the guests suddenly say: "These two guests, you..."

It seems that the puppet also noticed the abnormality of these two guys.

"What? Didn't you say that watching TV and desserts are free? Are these decorations not allowed?" Fat Bird asked.

"...It seems that the master didn't say that." After he said that to the doll, he couldn't find a reason to say anything about them.

"The success of this store is due to its wealth and wealth," Young Master Ying whispered beside him. "The exquisite decoration, space extension license, and these food, labor costs, and electrical appliances are indeed incomparable to our store."

"I also think so. Xiaoqi and the others can't beat him just by looking at his courage." Fat Bird said while watching the TV with great interest.

You know, the cost of the space extension permit alone is enough to buy five stores.

This is why not all stores have such a wide space inside.

Xiaoqi, who was eavesdropping on the receiving device in the Chaos Office, immediately cursed angrily, "These two bastards! How dare you slander your company like this! This year's year-end bonus is gone!"

"It seems that there has never been such a thing as a year-end award!" Coldly complained.

"Son, I think what Fat Bird said is right. We can't do it on the scale of others. If this is the case, why don't we also have a free dessert, and maybe we can pack it back for supper. After all, our savings are already gone. It’s pitiful, and next month’s rent payment will be a deficit.” Leng Qingqing suggested very hopelessly.

"I think this proposal is good, remember to pack it for me!" Da Miao said, wagging his tail in the cat's nest in the second-floor compartment.

"Aren't you ashamed?! In order to eat free desserts, you sneaked into other people's stores, what should you do if you get exposed!" Xiaoqi said.

"I don't think it will be exposed. You see they have so many guests. At worst, let's go back before we have something to do." Leng Jing actually agreed with his father's extremely poor proposal.As expected of a miserly family.

So, half an hour later, the remaining few guys only left the pet cat to watch the store, and they also changed into wigs and clothes, and they all came over in groups to eat and drink.