Chaos Office

The big meow bit the big white snake's tail, and had a good time, but the big white snake didn't seem to care at all, and started to talk about parenting to the camera of the media spaceship: "Young people nowadays, you still have to go home often. It is better to have a heart-to-heart conversation with the elderly. If you are working hard to start a business outside, you should discuss it with your parents when you have difficulties.

For example, my son is said to have opened a coffee shop out of town, and it is said that it is not doing well. Well, as a parent, if I had come to help him start a business earlier, selling noodles or something, their shop would not have closed down. Today's young people are too pursuing gimmicks, but they forget that it is safer to work in traditional industries down-to-earth..."

At this time, the staff in the media spaceship nodded one after another, indicating that what it said made sense.

Miss Cantaloupe frantically picked up the microphone and said, "Now! I will host this Chaos War! Now the heroic Chaos folk hero squad is ready to go! Before we switch the camera to them, we will first access A few hotline calls from enthusiastic viewers! Hello, hello!"

"Is it me? Oh! Hello! Did I call in?" An excited voice from the audience came from the mechanical speaker, "I, I, I actually got in! Thanks to Chaos Media! Thanks to my parents , Thank you to my relatives and friends, thank you... In short! My name is xxx, I am currently in No. xx, xxx district of the Chaos Alliance, and my occupation is... I want to find someone I..."

"Paji." Miss Hamigua pressed the cut button expressionlessly.Immediately dissatisfied: "When you answer the phone, screen it, don't let everyone in!"

Then, the second hotline viewer connected again: "Hello! Hello! I just watched your program!"

"Hello! Thank you for watching. Do you have anything to say?" Miss Hamigua said enthusiastically.

"Ah... I decided that the long-striped devil spoke out the aspirations of our older generation. This is really a good program for the elderly. I hope he can talk more about his experience in educating children..." The It was obviously an elderly audience, and they started rambling there.

Miss Cantaloupe clenched her fists—this is not a show for seniors!There is no explosive point!

"Tell that long actor! We need to be explosive! We don't want him to babble!" Miss Hamigua cut off the call again, and said to Leng Jing.

Leng Jing had no choice but to yell at Leng Qingqing: "Father! Get something explosive!"

Leng Qingqing (⊙_⊙) thought for a while, and suddenly had an idea, and then it showed the expression of (╰_╯)#: "For my son's career!!! Old man, I will fight!!!"

After all, it began to hold its breath, and soon its entire face turned red.

And Big Meow is still playing with its tail.

Leng Qingqing, who had put all his energy into it, finally yelled out in an earth-shattering voice: "Look at my trick!!!

Hundreds of millions of snake shadows! ! "

Immediately, a cloud of snake shadows suddenly appeared out of nowhere, hundreds of millions of white snakes descended from the sky, and each snake had a dumbfounded expression.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"

He was cold and had black lines all over his face.Sure enough, this guy can only use this disgusting trick!

"We snakes are so cute, why are you so scared?" Leng Qingqing twisted her body aggrievedly, "Son, I'm working hard!"

"Cut." Leng Jing pouted,

"All snakes, obey orders! Now is the time for us to show our talents!" Leng Qingqing said to the [-] white snakes falling from the sky, "Now everyone line up and start to show our strength!"

I saw that all the snakes really began to line up like their courtiers, and soon formed a neat, square formation, which looked really spectacular.

"Everyone! Let's parade to the street!" Leng Qingqing gave an order, and all the white snakes began to move forward neatly, and arranged various formation patterns while moving.

"Is this Arirang's performance?" Da Miao complained while playing with her tail.

I saw those white snakes posing with five rings from time to time [Olympics? ], sometimes displaying the words "Long Live the Noodles", in short...

It doesn't look scary at all.

"What kind of explosive shot is this! Damn it! Switch the shot to Fat Bird's actor!" Cantaloupe ordered.

at this time.

"Where is the tribute of the deity!! Stupid human beings!" Fat Bird continued to dominate in the downtown square, and the trembling human beings sent representatives to negotiate with the big devil.I saw the human representative kneeling in front of the fat bird, and asked tremblingly, "Your Majesty! What tribute do you want?"

"I want to eat a big meal!! I want to eat Pizza Hut!! Today I want to eat slowly! I want to eat extra-large pizza!" Fat Bird yelled.

So, in order to satisfy the terrible big devil, human beings began to piece together, looking for materials everywhere, and made a huge pizza in the square.

"Well, well done." Fat Bird simply lay reclined on the square, lazily waiting to eat the oversized pizza.

Such a boring formation is even more boring than the Arirang phalanx of the Great White Snake! !

"I can't help it, let me come out," Leng Jing sighed, "I was expecting to be a hero, Xiaoqi, our image project depends entirely on you!"

"Lengjing! Are you going to play a cameo role as the Great Demon King!" Xiaoqi said, "Are you really going to entrust me with the task of showing off and saving the world!!"

"I know you're having a good time, heh heh!" Leng Jing glanced at him viciously, "I'm thinking about the overall situation! Since the Three Chaos Gods want to make a big name, we can't have enemies who are too mentally retarded! It is perfect for me to play the role of the most powerful enemy! This time, I will take advantage of you!"

"You can go at ease! I will definitely show the most glorious and heroic image!" Xiaoqi said in awe-inspiring righteousness.

So, Leng Jing had no choice but to fly out of the spaceship, and transformed into his real body in mid-air—a heroic and extraordinary white dragon!

As soon as Bailong appeared on the stage, he was accompanied by gorgeous lightning all over the sky, and immediately won the exclamation of everyone.

"Now! It's time for me to conquer everything!" Bailong said in a majestic and frightening voice. This kind of voice carried the power of the Dragon God. Everyone who heard it felt trembling and knelt down involuntarily. .

The greatest crisis of mankind has finally arrived! !Countless lightnings fell from the sky and hit almost all buildings, and people were immersed in fear!

At this time, Da Yuanzi and Da Xiaozi, who had been sound asleep all this time, rubbed their eyes and woke up.

They looked at the vision in front of them ignorantly, and the scene of destruction appeared on the earth again.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Da Yuanzi hugged each other and shouted loudly.

Just as they closed their eyes and screamed, the two bank cards that had followed them back to the earth and were scattered on the ground were also hit by the lightning current that passed them.

Strangely, the two bank cards that had been damaged by the cosmic war were baptized by the dragon god's lightning, and they turned out to be radiant again.

The light became more and more dazzling, and a familiar voice came from the light! !

"Long time no see! Human girls! It is your courage and the crisis of the earth that awakened us again! When the earth is in crisis again, even if it is from hell, we will climb up! Save the world!! Alipay! Make your life easier good!"

Amidst the booming sound, the Alipay Demon God Mech was reborn from the ashes! !

"And, don't forget the Agricultural Bank that will always be by your side!!" In the red light, the tragic Agricultural Bank mecha also appeared again.

"Ahhhhhhhhh! It's these two mechs again!!" Da Yuanzi and Da Xiaozi yelled while hugging their heads.

It turned out that although the two bank cards had been scrapped long ago, they were hit by a cold force and inadvertently reinfected with the power of chaos. Compared with other objects, these two bank cards that had been transformed seemed to be easier to become power carrier.

Moreover, this time they endured more power, and they transformed directly without the transformation spell!

But the character is still the same.

At this time, the fuselages of Alipay Demon God and Agricultural Bank Card Demon God have evolved again, becoming more luxurious and luxurious.

The two demon gods flew into the air and rushed to the battlefield. They landed on the square, folded their arms and shouted: "The demons who invaded the earth, the patron saint of the earth is here! Leave our hometown quickly!"

"What is that!!" Everyone was shocked.

"Quickly switch the camera! There is a dark horse in the ratings! Who are those two unknown people?! They are so handsome!" Miss Hamigua could tell at a glance that these two demon mechs were more eye-catching than those foodies. Much more!

"What are these two guys?" Chaos Three's foodie couldn't figure it out.

"I am the demon god who has gathered the confidence and hope of thousands of people and stored their love! The god of agriculture! My spirit spreads all over the world! I am a good helper for farmers' friends!" said the demon god of agriculture card with a handsome pose .

"Didn't it mean that after buying your financial products, you often use various excuses to steal other people's deposits and refuse to perform the contract?" The blue demon god on the side, the god of Alipay, complained.

"Shut up! Now is not the time to tear each other down! We should work together!" the God of Agricultural Bank said angrily.

The god of Alipay pushed it away, and smiled proudly: "I am a new generation of financial gods who have gathered the most advanced network spiritual power! I carry the dreams and courage of young people! Demons! Today you will You must bow down to the power of my Alipay!"

"Alipay and Agricultural Bank Card!!!" Chaos Three Foodie was shocked.

"They have our chaotic power on them... When did they get infected and become such a bastard!"

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