Your Majesty, please draw the card

While negotiating peace, he seized the opportunity to beat the Huns with sticks.

After Zhou Yu set the tone of the peace talks, everyone began to work methodically around this center.Because the generals had an overwhelming advantage on the battlefield, no one would accuse the emperor of being immoral at this time, but everyone was secretly gloating in their hearts—

His Majesty the Emperor is so shameless, the Xiongnu savages have something to bite you!

After much deliberation, Liu Xi decided to send a gorgeous envoy, led by Lu Su, accompanied by Li Bai, and guarded by Sima Cheng, on a miniature warship redeemed from the card system, to the other side of the Yellow River for peace talks.Although this miniature warship is not the most modern, it is also completely made of steel, and the deck is shining in the sun, which is completely different from all ships nowadays.Driving on the river, it is like a huge monster riding on soldiers.Although there are only two tail cannons on the ship, and each cannon only has six shells, it is enough to frighten the Huns and bring Lu Su and his party back.

In the early morning, the emperor personally stood on the bank of the river to see the envoys off, with tears of longing for peace in his eyes.

"Your majesty, why are you crying?" Mi Tuan was terrified by the emperor's tears.Doesn't it mean that there is no danger? Could it be that Mr. Lu Su is going to be caught and eaten by the barbarians of the Huns?

"I'm fine, it's because I have something in my internal treasury. Huh... I'm going to be so poor that I can't even afford underwear..." Liu Xi sniffed, waved to everyone on the deck, and tried to make a gesture. The demeanor of a deputy chief.

"Why did the emperor say that? The emperor's clothes for the four seasons are all prepared by the treasury!"

"That's great, so I don't need to buy clothes with my own money! Oh... I'm poor!"

Mi Tuan's words gave Liu Xi great comfort. In order not to break the card, he spent a lot of money this time.A warship, tiny though it was, had nearly emptied his small coffers.In the end, the system opened up and opened a new card pawning task. Liu Xi pawned all the more than 100 cards that seemed useless, and only then did he collect enough money to exchange for warships.

As soon as the boat was delivered, Liu Xi immediately had the word "White Horse" painted on the body of the boat, grandiosely titled Dayan's first warship her boyfriend.All the officers and soldiers were deeply curious about the big iron ship that the emperor had transferred from nowhere. They couldn't figure out why the iron block could float on the water. They all agreed that this was a treasure ship that only the gods in the sky could make.

For a while, the saying that Emperor Dayan was ordered by heaven spread, and the common people spontaneously added a lot of evidence for this saying.Their emperor must be favored by God, or why the previous emperors couldn't beat the Huns, only their emperor could?Otherwise, only in this generation, how can there be many good ministers and generals?It must be that God wants to help the emperor!

No matter how evil these market rumors were, Lu Su's legs were weak when he got off the White Horse and stepped into the temporary tent for peace talks.He's such a good swimmer that he'd scoff if anyone told him he'd get seasick one day.But this time, because the boat was too strange and stable, it made him, who was familiar with water warfare, feel seasick.

It's a pity that the emperor said that there will never be another ship like this.Otherwise, if all the Dayan navy had switched to iron boats, how powerful it would be, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that they are galloping all over the world!

"The envoy of the Southern Dynasty, please!"

Lu Su was greeted by the Right Wise King of the Huns.Although the two sides were not sincere about the peace talks, they had to put on a posture that they really wanted to sit down and talk, so that after talking all day, the boundary line was only negotiated for [-] miles.Those thirty miles are still between Dayan and Xianbei, a place that is not close to the Xiongnu at all.

At the end of the day, Lu Su poured down six pots of tea, and King Youxian's mouth was blistered. He couldn't take it anymore, so he decided to leave the negotiating table and enjoy some food prepared by both parties.You Xian Wang originally wanted to use the barbecue meat with sheep in the belly of the cow, chicken in the belly of the sheep, pigeons in the belly of the chicken, and pigeon eggs in the belly of the pigeon, but he didn't expect that he was ahead of the Xiongnu in terms of food. too much.

The food brought down from the White Horse was filled with a scent that the Huns had never smelled in their entire lives. The envoys of Dayan ate it so deliciously that even King You Xian put down the barbecue and asked Lu Su for it with a shy face. A bowl of soup to drink.Under the leadership of Youxian King, the Xiongnu finally wiped out more than half of the food brought by Dayan soldiers.

After the meal, King Youxian gave the two Hun warriors a wink even though he felt that people were soft-spoken after eating.Since Wen Dou was no good, and neither was Shi Dou, he had no choice but to show his unique martial arts and use his exquisite wrestling techniques to overwhelm the arrogance of the Southern Dynasty.

"Let me come!"

Li Bai put down his sword box, and smashed the two Hun warriors into shit with his bare hands.King You Xian couldn't even close his jaws, so he hurriedly invited the final trump card - a master from the Southern Dynasty borrowed from Xue Huairen.This time, Li Bai didn't show mercy. He first stabbed the eyes of the Jianghu people who followed Xue Huairen to betray the country and seek glory with his sword, and then directly sealed his throat with his sword. The method was so severe that even King You Xian wanted to stop .

For a while the situation was a little stiff.

Lu Su was confident, and said a few words in a joking manner, but King You Xian was furious, but he had nothing to do with him.After all, the sword has no eyes, and the two sides are fighting with each other. This expert recommended by Xue Huairen uses a weapon. Even if he is killed by someone, it cannot be regarded as the other party's intentional killing.

At this moment, a Hun soldier whispered something in the ear of King Youxian, and King Youxian was so angry that he dropped his cup.

"People from the Southern Dynasty who have no faith in their words, how can you burn my navy at the time of peace talks?"

It turned out that Zhou Yu had expected that the Huns would try to sneak across the river under the guise of peace talks.He specially ordered people to guard the most likely places to cross the river, and prepared buoys filled with kerosene, waiting for the Huns to set fire to block the river.Most of the Huns didn't know how to swim, and they had to carry horses on the improvised sampans. For the sake of stability, they had to connect the boats together. This fire really burned the feeling of burning Chibi back then.Zhou Yu was so proud that he blew a new song on the bank of the river, which was called "East Wind Po". Later, he remembered something and changed it to "West Wind Po" regardless of the wind direction at that time.

How could the Youxian King not be angry when the Huns stole chickens and lost a lot of rice, and more than [-] people were burned to death in one fell swoop.

Lu Su shrugged his shoulders and said: "The Youxian King does not know that the Yellow River in my country is dry and dry in this season, and the river often catches fire for no reason, so our army does not move on the other side of the river. Only we are not afraid of fire." iron ships come."

King Youxian knew that Lu Su was making excuses, but everyone was dead, and he was found out and burned to death during the sneak attack on Nanchao. He wanted to blame him, but he was afraid that Nanchao would investigate the cause, so he had no choice but to press the button. .

Unexpectedly, not long after, another Hun soldier hurried over and saw King Youxian almost fell, and cried out: "To King Youxian, the people of the Southern Dynasties took back Yunzhong and Jiuyuan, and took our army's retreat broken!"

"what?!"

King Youxian was shocked and angry.If the Xiongnu army wanted to go back to the grassland, they could only go through the three roads of Yunzhong, Jiuyuan and Yanmen. Yanmen was originally in the hands of Dayan, but the Huns have not been able to take it down. Now Yunzhong and Jiuyuan are also lost. Let them How to go back?Going west, although you can take advantage of the territory of the Xiqiang people, but you have to cross Helan Mountain, and it is very difficult for horses to pass. It is not known whether the Xiqiang people will take advantage of the opportunity to make trouble.

"Cunning people from the Southern Dynasty, how dare you deceive this king! Lu Su, you should explain to this king, how did the army of the Southern Dynasty take my two counties, Yunzhong and Jiuyuan?"

Lu Su said with a serious face: "Our army is going deep alone, and it's inconvenient to communicate. It's probably because we haven't received news of the peace talks yet! Don't worry, King Youxian, when the border is settled, I will let them return to the land of Dayan. I will never invade an inch of your land."

No matter how stupid Youxian King is, he also understands that Lu Su's words are just good-looking. According to the speed of the peace talks, when the border is settled, the blood of the Huns will be shed!At that time, Lu Su said that Yunzhong and Jiuyuan were the land of the Southern Dynasty. Does he still have the capital to complain?

"Bold lunatic, you still want to argue! Come, someone, take these southerners and hand them over to Shan Yu!" Now he can only detain the envoys, so that he can give Shan Yu an explanation.

With King Youxian's order, the solo challenge that had just been civilized by the two sides instantly rose to the stage of gang fights.Although it was agreed before the peace talks that both sides could only bring 1000 soldiers, the Huns secretly hid [-] light cavalry nearby, and they all rushed out at this time.Fortunately, Liu Xi didn't intend to talk honestly about peace. There were still a thousand archers and two thousand infantry hidden on the White Horse.

Sima Cheng is used to riding with a buck, and at this time he showed his true ability.Under his leadership, Dayan's 2000-man formation was not at all disturbed by the cavalry attack, and he led the envoys back to the river bank little by little.Seeing that the time was ripe, a thousand archers immediately used three rounds of arrow rain to cover the envoys on board.When everyone returned to the boat, the White Horse turned around slowly, with the stern facing the river bank.Only two huge roars were heard, and the tent of the peace talks was blasted into the sky.For a while, the Huns' horses were frightened and ran wildly, and they couldn't care less about chasing the envoys.However, the two temporary artillerymen who were in charge of firing the cannon were also scared out of their minds. The ship was far away before they remembered that they forgot to light the second cannon, so they had to sit on the deck and wait to go back to be punished.

Lu Su successfully returned to the voyage, and Dayan went down to two cities in a row. Before Yi Zhixie Shanyu could figure out how to insult the southerners, Dayan had already successfully compiled a jingle accusing the Huns of murdering the envoys for their dishonesty. The other side roared to the other side.

Yi Zhixie Shanyu was so angry that he fainted. When he woke up, he thought of the fire on the Yellow River and the "thunder" released by the iron boat. He couldn't muster the courage to cross the river again.

"Go! One day the king will come back!"

The Huns withdrew north like a tide.