"Okay, don't talk about it anymore. Be careful that Joanne retaliates against you! You must know that since Joanne started learning knowledge, nothing has ever given her a headache. Now she stumbled on the intermediate level of black magic, and she was awkward for a while It's on..." Dali said with a smile while sorting out the things in the refrigerator.
Dudley used to be jealous of Joanne when he was a child, thinking that Joanne did everything very well, as if he was very useless as an older brother.But this kind of jealousy just sprouted, and was discovered by his clever father.Then he and Harry were sent to the secret agent training camp, and he was also very unfair.
He felt that his father doted on Joanne, but the training in the training camp was very hard, and gradually he stopped thinking about it!At that time, not only did he have to complete the exhausting training, but he also had to protect Harry, who was still unstable at the time. It can be said that he had no time for himself to worry about this matter.
After I gain a firm foothold from there and have my own little power.The father packed Joanne, who was only a little over 5 years old at the time, and threw it in. He didn't care at the time, and he didn't understand what his father meant until a month later.His advantage is that he is particularly gifted in the relationship between people, which is exactly what Joanne lacks!
Being able to piss off everyone in her team within a month, Joanne is no longer an ordinary wink... After another month, the jealousy in his heart has long since disappeared. .
Joanne not only can't read people's faces, but also has a slight face blindness certificate.After training with someone for two months, I still can't get the person's name. Even if I memorize the person's resume, I can't make a good relationship if I don't match the face.Especially Joanne, her adoptive father, and his uncle are the same, they don't pay attention to the feelings of people they don't know or like.
Joanne only insisted on learning what she should learn under the hard work of him and Harry, but she didn't make half of her friends.Later, in desperation, I found someone who could act in my father's network, and specially let Joanne pretend for a while.The result is that Joanne is more sincere and likable than anyone when she wants to please people, but this is only a temporary illusion.
As long as Joanne doesn't need it, her state is like a [-]% mockery, so until now, only the family members she really cared about, and Hermione, who thought knowledge was everything at the beginning, really walked into Joanne's life. heart.He had never paid attention to the Slytherin who sent flowers to Joanne. It was more difficult to make Joanne enlightened than to make the iron tree bloom.
Moreover, Joanne has a very keen sense of the danger around her, and with her uncle Sherlock's dangerous education, it is definitely not her turn to suffer.
"That's right, I hope I can find something useful tomorrow!" Harry nodded and said without much hope.
"Don't worry, judging from Joanne's record, as long as it falls into her hands, don't try to keep any secrets!" Dali is very confident in Joanne.After all, after returning from the training camp, Joanne had never failed in extorting confessions by torture.This is also the thing that puzzled the two Holmes brothers the most. What made a social idiot understand human psychology so well?
If Joanne knew about this, she would definitely say that this is the wisdom of time...
dong dong dong...
"Someone is coming...it should be Hermione, she should be called by Joanne! Harry, go and open the door!" Dudley shook the water on his hand, gave up the idea of wiping it clean and opening the door, and directly ordered the messenger to go and open the door. Harry, who decorated the Christmas tree with ribbons, went to open the door.
"Finally someone who can help! Come in, is it cold?" Harry immediately ran downstairs to open the door, and as Dudley expected, Hermione was standing outside the door with a big bag.
"It's okay... here's a Christmas present for you guys! Where's Joanne?" Hermione entered the house, stomping the snow off her shoes.
"She's brewing potions in the basement, why didn't you take a taxi? Come in, there's a fireplace inside!" Harry brought Hermione into the living room and asked her to sit closest to the fireplace so that Hermione could warm up more conveniently drive away the cold.
"Have a cup of ginger tea to drive away the cold! Why didn't you use magic?" Dudley took out the ginger tea specially prepared by Joanne, brewed it with boiling hot water, and handed a cup to Hermione.
"It's so hot, thank you. It's not that I don't want to use it, but the magic world stipulates that minors cannot use magic outside of school!" Hermione took the ginger tea, took a sip, and her whole body seemed to start to warm up.
"But Joanne has been using magic at home, so I also used magic. Didn't find anything wrong?!" Harry said in surprise.He saw that Joanne had been using magic at home, but no one was in charge, so he also started using magic at home without any warning.
"Father has already greeted the magic world! The Ministry of Magic has always believed that there is an adult wizard living here, so even if there is magic fluctuation, the magic world will not be troublesome!" Dudley knew something about this matter. , So he explained with a smile.
"That's great! By the way, I can stay here for two days! It's snowing more and more outside now, and my parents are going to my grandparents' house. Can I stay here for two days?" Hermione thought of the present I only have my own home, so I don't want to go back and be alone. I plan to stay here for two days, maybe I can learn something from Joanne.
"I can't decide, you'd better ask Joanne after she comes out!" Dali didn't want to make his own decisions, and Joanne played a prank.And once the two of them get together, it will basically become potion research time.Although Joanne's work and rest time will not be delayed, she is still young and her body cannot perform such work like an adult for a long time.
"Although I really don't want to admit it, it's true that Veritaserum can't be brewed in a short time! You're here, Hermione!" As soon as Dudley finished speaking, Joanne frowned and walked out from the basement.
"What? Is Veritaserum difficult?" Harry has a natural sense of insensitivity to potions. It's okay to ask him to brew potions step by step. Letting him take the initiative to understand potions is like killing him. .
"Stupid Harry, Veritaserum is an advanced potion, and the preparation alone can keep people busy for a week. The brewing steps are as long as three sheets of paper, and even a potion master who is very skilled in making Veritaserum A potion would take two weeks at the shortest, and Joanne can't brew it in just two days!" Hermione gave Harry a white look, and then solemnly introduced the troubles of Veritaserum.
"Although it is easy to brew Veritaserum, it is basically impossible to brew a potion that can replace Veritaserum and has a relatively short production time..." 'Really, a rare good opportunity...' Joanne looked at the results she calculated with some reluctance. The cooking time was more than a week, and the effect was not as good as Veritaserum, and the time was simply too late.
"I heard that Veritaserum is the founder of Slytherin, a good friend of Salazar Slytherin, and a masterpiece of a potion master. It seems that no one can surpass that potion master to crack Veritaserum The efficacy." Hermione comforted Joanne, no one could really crack Veritaserum for more than 1000 years, she was so young, how could she really preset a substitute in such a short period of time?
"I'm not entangled with this, but I think it's not good to waste this opportunity... If you don't use torture methods, and you can't be noticed, I'm afraid you'll have to use hypnotism..." During the torture, Joanne was the last I like to use hypnotism.Because it not only requires a lot of foreshadowing, but also needs to be guided by real feelings. Every time she runs out, she feels bad.
"Although you can't buy it in the wizarding world, I think my cousin and Draco should have it. It shouldn't be a problem to borrow it from them. If you can't beat it, you can make a new one, and you can just return it to them!" Harry said. I think this problem is easy to solve. Both Teddy Potter and Draco Malfoy are heirs of big families, so there should be such private medicines in their families.
"...I just don't want them to know, that's why I want to make it myself!" Joanne stared at Harry for a while, making sure that Harry really didn't think of that aspect, and then she explained.
"Why? If I let them know, I can test their sincerity towards me!" Harry looked at Joanne suspiciously, not understanding why he kept it from the two of them.
"First ask why your Slytherin friend asked you about Joanne, and why he sent something to Joanne to please!" Dudley sighed helplessly in his heart for Harry's stubbornness. To be a friend, you must not be defensive at all, which can attract both the strong and the villain.
"I also asked about Joanne. Draco said that his attitude in the robe shop was really rude. I hope Joanne can forgive me. I think it's because of this!" Harry crooked No doubts about Draco Malfoy could be seen in his eyes as clear as blue water.
"...O__O"..." Dudley thought about it carefully, it seemed that there was a possibility, and he was speechless at their latest guess.
"..."'Apologizing to a child who is less than 10 years old, do you need to use something so precious that it is extinct? 'Joanne gave up all hope for Harry's mind at once.
"Hermione, if you offend a child under 10 years old, what should be your first reaction as an apology gift?" Joanne saw that Dudley was speechless in deep thought, and knew that Dudley had also thought of going elsewhere.So she had no choice but to ask Hermione, planning to use Hermione as a comparison, to wake up the two brothers who had already got into the horns of apologizing.
"It should be candies, or toys... However, the Malfoy family is rich, so they should be generous..." Hermione said uncertainly.
"That's not going to give the precious flowers that are extinct in the wizarding world to a child who is only 8 years old at will!" Joanne rolled her eyes, using this as a comparison, trying to make Dudley and Harry notice. Extinct precious 'top.
"Is what he sent precious?/Is what he gave extinct?" Dudley and Harry asked, turning their heads at the same time.
"...What a trouble!" Only then did Joanne realize that they didn't seem to know what precious things that person gave her.
Dudley used to be jealous of Joanne when he was a child, thinking that Joanne did everything very well, as if he was very useless as an older brother.But this kind of jealousy just sprouted, and was discovered by his clever father.Then he and Harry were sent to the secret agent training camp, and he was also very unfair.
He felt that his father doted on Joanne, but the training in the training camp was very hard, and gradually he stopped thinking about it!At that time, not only did he have to complete the exhausting training, but he also had to protect Harry, who was still unstable at the time. It can be said that he had no time for himself to worry about this matter.
After I gain a firm foothold from there and have my own little power.The father packed Joanne, who was only a little over 5 years old at the time, and threw it in. He didn't care at the time, and he didn't understand what his father meant until a month later.His advantage is that he is particularly gifted in the relationship between people, which is exactly what Joanne lacks!
Being able to piss off everyone in her team within a month, Joanne is no longer an ordinary wink... After another month, the jealousy in his heart has long since disappeared. .
Joanne not only can't read people's faces, but also has a slight face blindness certificate.After training with someone for two months, I still can't get the person's name. Even if I memorize the person's resume, I can't make a good relationship if I don't match the face.Especially Joanne, her adoptive father, and his uncle are the same, they don't pay attention to the feelings of people they don't know or like.
Joanne only insisted on learning what she should learn under the hard work of him and Harry, but she didn't make half of her friends.Later, in desperation, I found someone who could act in my father's network, and specially let Joanne pretend for a while.The result is that Joanne is more sincere and likable than anyone when she wants to please people, but this is only a temporary illusion.
As long as Joanne doesn't need it, her state is like a [-]% mockery, so until now, only the family members she really cared about, and Hermione, who thought knowledge was everything at the beginning, really walked into Joanne's life. heart.He had never paid attention to the Slytherin who sent flowers to Joanne. It was more difficult to make Joanne enlightened than to make the iron tree bloom.
Moreover, Joanne has a very keen sense of the danger around her, and with her uncle Sherlock's dangerous education, it is definitely not her turn to suffer.
"That's right, I hope I can find something useful tomorrow!" Harry nodded and said without much hope.
"Don't worry, judging from Joanne's record, as long as it falls into her hands, don't try to keep any secrets!" Dali is very confident in Joanne.After all, after returning from the training camp, Joanne had never failed in extorting confessions by torture.This is also the thing that puzzled the two Holmes brothers the most. What made a social idiot understand human psychology so well?
If Joanne knew about this, she would definitely say that this is the wisdom of time...
dong dong dong...
"Someone is coming...it should be Hermione, she should be called by Joanne! Harry, go and open the door!" Dudley shook the water on his hand, gave up the idea of wiping it clean and opening the door, and directly ordered the messenger to go and open the door. Harry, who decorated the Christmas tree with ribbons, went to open the door.
"Finally someone who can help! Come in, is it cold?" Harry immediately ran downstairs to open the door, and as Dudley expected, Hermione was standing outside the door with a big bag.
"It's okay... here's a Christmas present for you guys! Where's Joanne?" Hermione entered the house, stomping the snow off her shoes.
"She's brewing potions in the basement, why didn't you take a taxi? Come in, there's a fireplace inside!" Harry brought Hermione into the living room and asked her to sit closest to the fireplace so that Hermione could warm up more conveniently drive away the cold.
"Have a cup of ginger tea to drive away the cold! Why didn't you use magic?" Dudley took out the ginger tea specially prepared by Joanne, brewed it with boiling hot water, and handed a cup to Hermione.
"It's so hot, thank you. It's not that I don't want to use it, but the magic world stipulates that minors cannot use magic outside of school!" Hermione took the ginger tea, took a sip, and her whole body seemed to start to warm up.
"But Joanne has been using magic at home, so I also used magic. Didn't find anything wrong?!" Harry said in surprise.He saw that Joanne had been using magic at home, but no one was in charge, so he also started using magic at home without any warning.
"Father has already greeted the magic world! The Ministry of Magic has always believed that there is an adult wizard living here, so even if there is magic fluctuation, the magic world will not be troublesome!" Dudley knew something about this matter. , So he explained with a smile.
"That's great! By the way, I can stay here for two days! It's snowing more and more outside now, and my parents are going to my grandparents' house. Can I stay here for two days?" Hermione thought of the present I only have my own home, so I don't want to go back and be alone. I plan to stay here for two days, maybe I can learn something from Joanne.
"I can't decide, you'd better ask Joanne after she comes out!" Dali didn't want to make his own decisions, and Joanne played a prank.And once the two of them get together, it will basically become potion research time.Although Joanne's work and rest time will not be delayed, she is still young and her body cannot perform such work like an adult for a long time.
"Although I really don't want to admit it, it's true that Veritaserum can't be brewed in a short time! You're here, Hermione!" As soon as Dudley finished speaking, Joanne frowned and walked out from the basement.
"What? Is Veritaserum difficult?" Harry has a natural sense of insensitivity to potions. It's okay to ask him to brew potions step by step. Letting him take the initiative to understand potions is like killing him. .
"Stupid Harry, Veritaserum is an advanced potion, and the preparation alone can keep people busy for a week. The brewing steps are as long as three sheets of paper, and even a potion master who is very skilled in making Veritaserum A potion would take two weeks at the shortest, and Joanne can't brew it in just two days!" Hermione gave Harry a white look, and then solemnly introduced the troubles of Veritaserum.
"Although it is easy to brew Veritaserum, it is basically impossible to brew a potion that can replace Veritaserum and has a relatively short production time..." 'Really, a rare good opportunity...' Joanne looked at the results she calculated with some reluctance. The cooking time was more than a week, and the effect was not as good as Veritaserum, and the time was simply too late.
"I heard that Veritaserum is the founder of Slytherin, a good friend of Salazar Slytherin, and a masterpiece of a potion master. It seems that no one can surpass that potion master to crack Veritaserum The efficacy." Hermione comforted Joanne, no one could really crack Veritaserum for more than 1000 years, she was so young, how could she really preset a substitute in such a short period of time?
"I'm not entangled with this, but I think it's not good to waste this opportunity... If you don't use torture methods, and you can't be noticed, I'm afraid you'll have to use hypnotism..." During the torture, Joanne was the last I like to use hypnotism.Because it not only requires a lot of foreshadowing, but also needs to be guided by real feelings. Every time she runs out, she feels bad.
"Although you can't buy it in the wizarding world, I think my cousin and Draco should have it. It shouldn't be a problem to borrow it from them. If you can't beat it, you can make a new one, and you can just return it to them!" Harry said. I think this problem is easy to solve. Both Teddy Potter and Draco Malfoy are heirs of big families, so there should be such private medicines in their families.
"...I just don't want them to know, that's why I want to make it myself!" Joanne stared at Harry for a while, making sure that Harry really didn't think of that aspect, and then she explained.
"Why? If I let them know, I can test their sincerity towards me!" Harry looked at Joanne suspiciously, not understanding why he kept it from the two of them.
"First ask why your Slytherin friend asked you about Joanne, and why he sent something to Joanne to please!" Dudley sighed helplessly in his heart for Harry's stubbornness. To be a friend, you must not be defensive at all, which can attract both the strong and the villain.
"I also asked about Joanne. Draco said that his attitude in the robe shop was really rude. I hope Joanne can forgive me. I think it's because of this!" Harry crooked No doubts about Draco Malfoy could be seen in his eyes as clear as blue water.
"...O__O"..." Dudley thought about it carefully, it seemed that there was a possibility, and he was speechless at their latest guess.
"..."'Apologizing to a child who is less than 10 years old, do you need to use something so precious that it is extinct? 'Joanne gave up all hope for Harry's mind at once.
"Hermione, if you offend a child under 10 years old, what should be your first reaction as an apology gift?" Joanne saw that Dudley was speechless in deep thought, and knew that Dudley had also thought of going elsewhere.So she had no choice but to ask Hermione, planning to use Hermione as a comparison, to wake up the two brothers who had already got into the horns of apologizing.
"It should be candies, or toys... However, the Malfoy family is rich, so they should be generous..." Hermione said uncertainly.
"That's not going to give the precious flowers that are extinct in the wizarding world to a child who is only 8 years old at will!" Joanne rolled her eyes, using this as a comparison, trying to make Dudley and Harry notice. Extinct precious 'top.
"Is what he sent precious?/Is what he gave extinct?" Dudley and Harry asked, turning their heads at the same time.
"...What a trouble!" Only then did Joanne realize that they didn't seem to know what precious things that person gave her.
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