[Devil Lover] There are bear children at home
Chapter 33 The War of the Bear Children
Shiina's family wants to marry a wife who wants to go crazy. Of course, it is impossible to help Shiina's younger brother to make small papers.In fact, brother Zhui said to younger brother Zhui: "Go and make up with Niu Juan. Make up immediately. Otherwise, you will be hopeless. Do you still want to marry a wife?"
Going to school the next day, brother Shiina saw Xiao Juan carrying a schoolbag, and standing at the door of the classroom with Ye Shen to block him.
"Where's your brother?" Xiao Juan frowned and asked.Matters in the arena are about quick solutions.Chirping at a glance, he is the villain.And it's annoying, a villain who likes to pretend to be serious.
Brother Shiina looked at her like this, wishing to vomit blood for her to show his innocence.Did he not want Brother Shii to come?It's brother Zhui who wants to marry a wife and wants to go crazy, why don't you want to come?Shiina is not ashamed of her brother.He can completely imagine it, if his big brother comes.Maybe he would kneel down on the spot and propose to the reverse scroll whose nerves went straight to Mars.
There is no doubt, his brother is so unscrupulous!You can completely ignore the fact that you are a minor, and directly attack the little girl with snake spirit disease.
Thinking of his big brother, Shiina sighed deeply like a little old man.
It's too embarrassing to have a brother like that.
Brother Shiina was too lazy to deal with the small papers, and he didn't have the courage to explain his brother's integrity.So, he could only go around them silently and walked towards his seat.
A real man must learn to face every coldness in life silently.
A real man must learn to calmly face the snake-sick girls in his school.
A real man must learn to be patient and accept. His brother is all kinds of aggressive, and he has no morals when he meets a girl.
His big brother told him to make up with Xiao Juan.This is absolutely impossible.He hasn't grown up yet, hasn't matured enough, and hasn't learned how to sacrifice his self-esteem and integrity in order to marry a wife like his own brother.
So...he and Xiao Juan are destined to be mortal enemies!
Brother Shiina was thinking about all kinds of hardships and troubles in life while walking, and suddenly heard Xiaojuan shouting: "Xiaoxiu, rush!"
Brother Shiina turned around subconsciously, and a furry little black and white animal rushed towards him "violently"...
Due to inertia, brother Shiina fell to the ground hard...
Then, Shiina saw Yagami next to Maki, and closed the door of the classroom indifferently.
Could this be the legendary closed door and released dogs?
At this moment, the younger Shiina who had been pretending to be strong and mature... finally couldn't help but began to cry.His self-esteem, self-confidence, upbringing, and demeanor finally turned into scum at this moment.
Shiina just felt wronged.Reverse Scroll and Night God are really bad.Especially Reverse Scroll, that guy looks a little cuter, but in fact, there is a humanoid beast living in his body.
Xiao Juan finally squatted down, lying next to Shiina who dropped the golden bean, then hugged his beloved Xiao Xiu and put it on his head.
"Have you ever seen a red panda? You are old-fashioned. Every time a panda appears in the zoo, it will attract the screams of the crowd. After a breath, a lot of people rush to say, cute, cute." I will lend you my little panda to give you a hug, why are you crying?" Xiao Juan looked at Shiina with disdain.Inadvertently, he patched up poor Shiina's wound.Shiina cried even more sadly.
"Your mother never told you. Men bleed and don't sweat? Childish, you are so childish. Is it enough? Lizi, is this the second most handsome guy in our class according to legend? It's unacceptable to be so handsome. Why not as good as my brothers? At least, my brother never cries." Xiao Juan looked at Shiina with disgust, and quietly advertised to his brothers.I heard that in their clan, getting a wife is simply a big problem.Unless, like the scumbag father, all kinds of despicable and shameless, powerful force.
Hey, if your brother knows that you help them in this way, you will be so moved.Then I beg you not to be so kind in the future.And please, in front of others, forget them instantly.
According to Ye Shen, they are actually a very special minority.People in the clan must find clan members to marry.Even if you are not a clansman, you have to become a clansman.If you get married without changing your race, the child you will give birth to will be a cursed child, known as a mixed race.
The point is that many people cannot successfully become their tribe.If you fail, you will die.
Xiaojuan was completely excited when he heard this statement.
She knew she was the protagonist, with her own halo.Dressed as a minority, they are all so high-end and classy.
It is said that the ratio of men to women in their clan is seriously out of balance.I heard that the biggest survival crisis for men in their clan is not being able to marry a wife.The greatest tragedy of a man is that his character is too good, his force value is not high, he is a humble gentleman, he does not know some tricks, and he is not familiar with the 108 tricks of picking up girls, so he is doomed to be a pitiful bachelor all his life.
It is said that before, the situation was more serious.There is even a rule in their clan, that is, if you want to marry a daughter-in-law, you have to fight, drive away all the competitors, and if you defeat the daughter-in-law, you can take the daughter-in-law back home.Xiaojuan thought of her wicked father, her scumbag father must be a very good person in this respect! (Not despicable or shameless, married less than 4 wives!)
Brother Shiina, who was shot continuously, burst into tears like a waterfall.His life is so hopeless!
Seeing Shiina who was crying so hard that he couldn't take care of himself, Xiaojuan's body suddenly trembled.Then he looked back at Ye Shen: "Not all people who have defeated the opposite sex should marry him back home, right?"
Xiao Juan said the words that don't match the horse's mouth.Then quickly stay away from Shiina's younger brother.
Night God couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth. "You really think too much. Marriage snatching by force is no longer popular. The times are progressing, and people have to keep abandoning those old and ugly customs."
Night God is not finished yet.
"I don't want to marry this kind of bastard back home. Just this kind of little green vegetable, I slap it on the wall, cry when I touch a brick, I am not a man at all. Besides, I already have a marriage partner. Even if I agree to pick up Like garbage, pick up a small green vegetable and go home. My marriage partner will not agree. He will kill me!"
When Xiao Juan got excited, he spoke his mind.Ye Shen really doesn't know about Xiao Juan's marriage partner.Never heard of Xiaojuan.It's just that Xiao Juan said that the unlucky classmate Shiina will find a wife in the future?It has been said that life is simply a tragedy.
At the same time, Shiina's younger brother who was constantly being shot.Has been shot to death, has not been let go.Already surrendered, sitting on the ground and crying, but have not been forgiven.
Brother Shiina suddenly found out that the world is really cruel, and it's useless to cry blind as a weak person.
Shiina finally plucked up the courage again, got up, staggered and ran out in tears... leaving everyone a sad back.
The poor, poor "marriage partner" who was forcibly bound by stupid scrolls far away in a foreign land.I couldn't help but sneezed hard.
That bad feeling came again!The phone rang again, and his stupid student emailed him again, but he just didn't want to open it!
In the classroom, it was as quiet as death.Not long after, the handsome middle-aged man walked into the classroom.Frowning, he said to Xiaojuan, "Nijuan, come with me. Bring your dog."
Ye Shen looked nervously at Xiao Juan and the teacher, subconsciously wanting to follow them.
But the middle-aged handsome guy said: "Ye Shen, don't follow me anymore."
Their homeroom teacher was probably another person who didn't care about her mixed race status.So Night God has always respected this elder.
"Complaint." Xiao Juan said angrily.
The handsome middle-aged man glanced at Xiao Juan. "Shiina was frightened by you. She cried and said, even if you die, don't marry you as a wife! You must marry into their family, and he committed suicide with a silver dagger."
"Did he make a mistake? The right to choose is no longer in his hands. I defeated him. According to the rule of winner takes king, I should be the one who decides his future. So, I despise him very much, I won't You should marry him!" Xiaojuan became even more angry.Shiina's villainous little boss not only likes to sue, but also likes to turn right and wrong.The most intolerable thing is that stupid child is too narcissistic!
The handsome middle-aged man looked at Xiaojuan with black lines all over his face, you accidentally spoke your mind.Who loves to reverse right and wrong?Who is the stupid kid?Are you the one who is too narcissistic?
Xiao Juan suddenly turned his head and said to the handsome middle-aged man, "Master, will you help settle this matter?"
The cute little girl opened her big flickering eyes and said to the old man with trust, "Grandpa, will you help me?"
At this time, as long as that grandfather is not demented, he will definitely agree to her!
but……
At this moment, the handsome middle-aged man seemed to have been struck by lightning.
He has been feeling unwell lately, feeling very uncomfortable.It seemed that everyone looked at him strangely.Inexplicably, I felt that everyone was targeting him.From time to time, he heard that the big boss was swollen...what the big boss was doing...he walked over, but everyone stopped discussing.Although he has always been very serious.However, the students shouldn't "exclude" him like this, right?
It was as if there was an unknown, weird thing following him like a shadow...
He almost thought he was old and began to be paranoid.
Now, he finally understands... "Big Master" was talking about him!
Is there anything more tragic than this in the world?
His nickname is already well known.Only he himself didn't know that was his nickname.
Thinking of Reiji's ridiculous nickname, "Second Leader".It's also going viral in school.
Needless to say, he knew who came up with the nickname "Big Leader".
At this moment, the three words "big master" kept beating in his mind.Interspersed with these three characters are rearrangements of three other characters. "Hit her?" "Hit her!" "Hit her!" "Hit her!"
The handsome middle-aged guy keeps crashing.Finally, out of the sense of honor of being a teacher.He finally regained some sanity.
"Don't call me the boss!" The handsome middle-aged man said through gritted teeth.
"But, everyone calls it that." Xiao Juan blocked Xiao Xiu in front of him.Then quietly revealed one eye, looking at him wronged.Said, I didn't do anything.I am innocent.
"Didn't you call first?" It's useless to pretend to be cute.It's no use pretending to be pitiful.What an idiot, he has been a teacher for so many years and still doesn't know?
"But, I just told my brother." Xiao Juan looked like I was wronged, I was really wronged, and I didn't do anything.
If something goes wrong, put the responsibility on my brother.This is too shameless.Why don't you say it? When you told your brother, everyone in your brother's class and even outsiders heard it?
Xiao Juan suddenly had a bad feeling.Looking back, her brother Erdangjia was standing behind her gloomyly.
As if nothing had happened, Xiao Juan pretended to be calm and said: "Brother, good evening."
At this moment, her elder brother "Second Leader" finally couldn't bear it anymore and walked in front of her.Throwing the dog to Kanuto behind him, he grabbed Xiaojuan and started... spanking!
So no longer perish in silence, but erupt in silence.Many normal people have also become snake spirits in silence.
"Aww, what are you doing?"
"Ow, you can't spank a lady's ass!"
"Aww, you big bastard!"
Xiao Juan finally couldn't help crying.Xiu walked "slowly" and stopped the angry Reiji.
Facts have proved that the most direct and effective way to deal with brats is spanking.
"You must be responsible for what you say!" Reiji looked at Maki angrily.
"Ouch..."
"To live in this world, you must abide by the rules. You can't do whatever you want!" Reiji continued.
"Ouch..."
"Stop making trouble outside in the future!"
"Ouch..."
In this way, the second leader (senior brother) was like swallowing ginseng fruit, and his "bad qi" opened up.I educated my stupid sister well.
As for the results of education?Who cares about her?
Anyway, Kamaki has been howling... hoping to arouse Reiji's guilt.
In the end, Aya couldn't stand it anymore.He said to his stupid sister with black lines all over his head.
"You're enough. No fake crying. Shame on you."
Nimei, just cry well when you cry, can you be more dedicated?This is so good, not only listening to the sound, but not crying.Still covering his eyes, peeking at Reiji from time to time through the gap between his fingers...
This kind of weak person can't arouse the sympathy of the onlookers at all, they just feel that the brat needs to be beaten, okay?
Only then did Xiaojuan stop howling.So, the brothers don't give face.
Sure enough, every girl will bloom like a flower only when she meets someone who knows how to appreciate herself.
As for those brothers who don't know how to appreciate her acting talent, it's better to save a little effort.
Xiaojuan took out his mobile phone and babbled.I quickly sent an email to the teacher.
"Stupid brothers don't understand me at all. Come quickly, please take me away! Please elope.
Ps: I heard that in our minority, there are too many men and too few women.If you don’t work hard, you won’t find a girlfriend~”
(Xiaojuan, what are you implying?)
After a while, Xiaojuan received a reply.
"So, you have to work hard and beat all the little boys in your class to fight back home! Anyway, it's very convenient, you fight them back home to save those poor bachelors. Come on!"
As long as it wasn't him who died.As for whether others die or not, it's none of his business.The teacher gave Stupid an idea in an insidious way.
"You misunderstood. My dear. I have nothing to do with Shiina. Don't worry, although there are many temptations outside, I don't like to eat vegetables. So, I will definitely marry you!" Xiao Juan babbled again.So long-distance love is so sad.In any case, she doesn't want this relationship to end without a problem.
A certain teacher in a foreign country is banging his head against the wall.Let you owe, why you didn't educate the stupid girl well, at least teach her not to be picky eaters?At least let her learn to eat vegetables.
At this moment, facing the life and death of marrying him, the stupid child who shamelessly believes that they are in a long-distance relationship... What else can he say?
Start saving money now to buy a spaceship. Is it too late to immigrate to Mars?
He is afraid, even if he immigrates to Mars.Then, Stupid will also knock on the door of his house and say to him: "Hey, teacher, why did you move to my hometown? What a coincidence. Just get married first!"
The teacher was sweating coldly, and accidentally broke the newly bought mobile phone.
Therefore, in many cases, fate is not actually in their hands.
The next day, Xiao Juan started to argue with his brothers, and when he was about to go to school...
The teacher is waking up from a nightmare in which...he is married.
His wedding received much attention from the dark world.It is said that his bride was an elegant lady.He immediately calmed down.Fortunately, his life was not completely distorted.He deliberately ignored the little disappointment in his heart.With an awkward smile, he and his bride greeted the congratulations of all the guests.For a man like him, smiling at a wedding is the limit.It's impossible to smirk like a silly boy going to his wife for the first time.
By chance, he turned his head and saw that the bride was blinking at him mischievously.
In an instant, all his happiness was shattered by a silver needle.
That bride actually...looks like...an enlarged version of the stupid scroll?
So he woke up completely!The so-called prophetic dreams are actually nightmares, right?
The teacher crawled out of the coffin that he had accidentally knocked over.With cold sweat pouring a glass of wine, he stood by the window.
The night view outside the window was beautiful, but he couldn't help but tremble...
Tobecontinue.
Because Xiao Juan was beaten by his brother and cried.The head of the family said in a good mood that he didn't care about this matter.
Brother Shiina, who was severely traumatized, got the news that Xiaojuan would not marry into their family.With tears in his eyes, he went home to recuperate.This time he burst into tears with joy.Finally, there is no need to marry the little monster home.
In fact, this incident had a great impact on Brother Shiina.Facing strange girls like Xiaojuan and Yegami, Shiina really felt that if all women were like this, it would be better to be a bachelor.It's just that he is willing to be a bachelor, but his big brother doesn't want him to be a bachelor.
So, their family began to prepare to accept the sacrificial bride.
As for the "sacrifice bride" what is it?
Ye Shen told his good friend Xiao Juan with a pure face: "I don't know, my family is full of women and doesn't need a bride. You can go home and ask your brother!"
So, at the family dinner once a month, Xiaojuan asked her favorite brother Liren. "What is the sacrificial bride?"
Then, the whole restaurant suddenly fell silent.
Brothers Nijuan brushed the ground in unison, looked at the ignorant face of the stupid sister, and turned to Liren in unison.Then there were black lines all over his face... It seemed that their younger brother with a snake spirit was not very reliable.
Xiao Juan looked in amazement at the brothers who kept moving in unison as if they were hypnotized.
I'm sick, I'm startled, suddenly changing the atmosphere or something, it's really unacceptable. ——Xiaojuan’s diary today is that my brother is sick.
"Is it the sacrificial bride? It can be regarded as a 'senior maid'! It's just that it's special, and some maids will be chosen by the master and married as wives!" The ceremonial person raised his eyebrows and said casually.
"Are the maids voluntary? What if they already have someone they love?" Xiao Juan stared at his brother with wide eyes.I always feel that the sacrificial bride is very pitiful.Isn't it already advocating freedom of love?How could such forced marriages still happen?
Xiaojuan suddenly discovered that the ethnic minorities she traveled through with the aura of cheating may not be as beautiful as she imagined.
"Of course they are all voluntary. And when they were sent over, it was already confirmed that they had never been in a relationship." Li Ren talked nonsense to the little sister irresponsibly.
"That's not the same. Playing with girls is even more vicious! Isn't that what nerds like to do?" Xiao Juan said while frowning, looking at the six brothers.Then she suddenly discovered a miraculous thing.It turns out... her brothers are all the legendary dark otaku.
The eldest brother likes music; the second brother likes to pick up dinner plates; the third brother likes to roll his trousers; (this need not be said!) The fourth brother likes figures (bears); of!); sixth brother likes to be in a daze...
So, their family is very nerdy, only she is optimistic.
Thinking of this, I feel good about myself after finding the balanced scroll.
"If our family has a sacrificial bride who can marry, who do you think should marry her? Six brothers, who would you choose? Xiao Juan." The rite man looked at her with a smile.A trap was thrown.
Xiao Juan glanced at him, and said without hesitation:
"Of course it's elder brother. Eldest brother is in such poor health that he probably won't be able to compete with others. If the sacrificial bride doesn't need to compete, let elder brother first." Xiao Juan said confidently.
It's just... Hey, stupid, the sacrificial bride is the cruelest competition, okay?
Brother Reverse Juan kept complaining in his heart...
Xiu's earplugs had already fallen to the ground, and the fork in his hand had been bent.After so many years of being lazy and pretending to be dead, at this moment, Xiu finally broke through.
Stupid but still spouting uninterestedly, "Big brother is weak, big brother is sick, big brother is not in good health, big brother can only lie down... If you are a brother, you should let the sick big brother! Don't let him, too weak to compete But others. If you don’t take care of him, he won’t be able to marry a wife! There is a cute little brother in the ancient East, his name is Dinosaur..." Kong Rong asked Li.
blah blah blah...
Ma Dan, seeing the distorted faces of the brothers, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.Xiu was in a bad mood.
Reiji, who had the worst relationship with him, didn't even hide the corners of his mouth.
Yes, he is weak, he is too weak.Weak enough to make my younger brothers humble!
Xiu stood up and cast a glance at Reiji.Tell him with his eyes that it's time to educate his younger sister!Second master.
Reiji curled his lips and looked at him in a good mood.I think my sister is very good and doesn't need to be educated!Sick brother.
Xiu listened to the music and walked out of the restaurant expressionlessly.As soon as he left the door, he heard Xiaojuan say in a panic:
"Oops, I forgot. Even if the body is swollen and weak, the eldest brother still has self-esteem!"
Those younger brothers who didn't know the so-called finally couldn't help laughing out loud.It seems that the Reverse Scroll House has not been this lively for a long time.
In front of the door, a bolt of lightning struck Xiu's head!Well, he's weak!Very good, no matter how weak he is, he still has self-respect!
A dark storm blew up in Xiu's world.
On the second day, I got up earlier than other brothers, and only listened to music instead of lying on the sofa.Xiu stood in the hall, waiting for his brother and sister to arrive.I plan to start today and re-establish a healthy and healthy new image.
result……
Brothers, pass by him, glance at him, and pass.Didn't notice his change at all.
The stupid younger sister went too far and didn't notice his existence at all.Just use her as the background.While dozing off, he walked past him... walked up to Zuoren and asked, "Isn't elder brother up yet? There's no way elder brother is too weak!"
Suddenly, the indoor temperature dropped by ten degrees!The brothers held back their laughter and kept looking behind Xiaojuan.
"Hey, it's cooling down. I want to add a coat!" Xiaojuan said ignorantly, ready to run back to his room.But belatedly found that Xiu just stood behind her.
"Yo, good morning, big brother." The cheeky Xiao Juan said with a shocked expression on his face.
The world is so beautiful, but her brother is very irritable.Not good, not good!
"It's already night." Her brother said calmly.
Wiping away her cold sweat, Xiao Juan looked at her brother and grinned.
She understands that in her previous life, she heard from older aunts that there were always a few days of discomfort every month...
After being reincarnated, she found out that her brother would also feel unwell for a few days every month...
Hey, you accidentally spoke your mind again.
Fortunately, even if Xiu was not "comfortable", he didn't come over to beat her like Reiji without asking anything.
The way Xiu looked at her was terrifying.The other brothers were laughing at first, but after hearing what she was saying, their faces turned blue.
Xiaojuan thought sadly, what is swollen?Could it be that her brothers don't love her anymore?It's too much, when I like someone, I think she is a cute little sister.It hasn't been a year, and it has started to become a small burden.
Hey, you said it again!
This time, Reiji not only made eye contact with Xiu, but also communicated with other brothers.
The theme is: It's time for the stupid sister to be educated.Without education.Dare to say anything messy.If this continues, she won't be able to become a lady in her next life.
The second master, the stupid girl will be handed over to you! ——The brothers looked at Reiji in unison.
Why? ——Reiji, why are you all swollen?I was misunderstood.
You have ginseng fruit!If you can play a stupid paper once, you can play a stupid paper a second time!Go ahead, the second master, use your gold finger to educate the stupid juan well, and educate the stupid juan to be a lady of everyone.We like you!Second master.
——The brothers looked at Reiji with trusting faces.Reiji suddenly felt that his status in the Tomaki family was rising rapidly like a roller coaster.It's just... I don't need your support.Okay?Whoever wants to educate stupid papers can do it!
Erdangjia looked at the brothers with a face full of tears.
But the brothers looked at him seriously, go ahead, Second Master, we believe you can do it.We will silently support you!
Hey, be gentle with your lovely sister! ——Subaru, the vicious dog leg fan, actually sent him a dog leg radio wave at this critical moment...
"Brother... what happened to them?" Xiao Juan looked at the brothers suspiciously, who were making eye contact.Suddenly, the world feels unreal.
"It's okay, they were just taken away by aliens in an instant and traveled to another dimension." Li Ren, who got up and was about to type, walked to Xiaojuan's side and said to her with a smile.
"Wow... so dazzling. I also want to travel to another dimension." Xiao Juan looked at Li Ren with a starry face.
"No way. It must be selected!" Li Ren said seriously.
"How can I be selected?" Xiao Juan looked at him suspiciously.
"You start to please me now. In the next book, I will let you be the heroine and arrange for you to travel to another dimension. How about it?"
"Really?" Xiao Juan looked at Li Ren with a face full of stars, and then instantly transformed into a puppy, constantly laying on Li Ren's arms with his front legs...
Is it time to perform thigh hugging next?
Hey, can't flattery be better than dog legs?The Tuanjuan brothers have long been unable to complain about their snake spirit duo.
Coupled with the evil dog leg fans, the trio of the Xiaojuan Alliance really made the brothers of the Reverse Juan family very sad.
Anyway, the Tomoki family finally went to school.
After Xiaojuan entered the classroom, he trotted all the way, rushing towards her good friend Lizi.The students in the class spontaneously made way for her...
As soon as Xiaojuan ran to Yagami Lizi's side, he asked, "Have you read the news? The Rainbow Band is going to hold a concert!"
Xiao Juan kept talking excitedly, how crazy and cool the Rainbow Band is.The looks of the members of the rainbow band are so dazzling and shining.
Xiaojuan touched his colorful forehead, planning to go to his hairdresser prince to have a dazzling and shiny hairstyle.
"Do you want to go with me, Lizi? Your hair is very long and beautiful, and it can be dyed into colorful colors directly. It's like a colorful waterfall, charming and shining." Xiaojuan clenched her fists and her eyes sparkled , Looking at her good friend Lizi, her face was full of dreamy expressions.
The heroines of the novels that Xiaojuan saw had colorful hair.As if with a dazzling halo...
"Is this okay? Isn't it good!" Lizi asked Xiao Juan with a dignified face.Psychologically, he continued to praise Xiao Juan.That's right, do hair, make beautiful colorful hair.She also wants to be tyrannical, cool, and unbelievable...
Therefore, there is a rebellious self living in the heart of every lady.
Stop joking, brat.When you meet Xiaojuan, you are doomed to not be able to continue walking on the lady's avenue.Facing your brat route calmly!
As the onlookers, they kept complaining in their hearts that Naijuan and Yeshen were snake spirits.
A small white hand pushed away the person in front and walked out from the crowd.
"That... that... What is the Rainbow Band? It seems very interesting." The little girl holding the little rabbit still looked a little smaller among a group of retarded children.
"Who are you?" Xiao Juan exaggeratedly lowered his head, looking at the little man holding the little rabbit in front of him.
"I'm a new classmate. I came here yesterday. It's just that everyone doesn't seem to pay attention to me." The one holding Xiaotu frowned and looked around sadly.It's just that small face, which looks so serious like a judge.
"Hey, you didn't go to the wrong classroom, did you? You should go to the elementary school." Xiao Juan frowned and said.
"No. It's the middle school." The little girl holding the rabbit explained in a low voice.
"But, you look super small, like a primary school student." Xiao Juan said with a frown.
Hey, are you qualified to say that about others? ——Onlookers complaining about classmates.
"I came in through the back door." The little girl hugged Xiaotu tightly and looked at Xiaojuan nervously.The small face is still very serious, and the eyes are still very sharp.
"Go through the back door?" Xiao Juan looked at Little Sister Baotu with a clear face.Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, where there are rivers and lakes, there are people, and where there are people, there are back doors.
"Father and mother are going to have a baby brother, so they don't have time to take care of me, so they throw me to grandpa. Grandpa is very busy. There is no other way, so let me go to school." Baotumei explained.He was interrupted before he could finish explaining.
Behind Xiaojuan stood a domineering little handsome guy.
The little handsome guy said indifferently: "Go away." The temperature in the room dropped by 1 degree in an instant.
Xiao Juan turned around with a puzzled face, and looked at the hardcover version of the handsome guy.
Even if you don't speak, you can still be domineering.Even standing in the crowd, it attracts everyone's attention because of its own halo.Even if you don't like to talk, you can express your mood with your eyes.
This...could it be...the hardcover condensed version of...the legendary...male pig's feet...?
The usual plot of the novel is that after the heroine encounters a male pig's foot, she is conquered by the male pig's foot's arrogance.Falling under the protagonist's short-legged school uniform pants... Then the handsome heroine, who is not smart enough, doesn't study well, starts to follow in the footsteps of the bully male.Study hard and pester each other desperately.Until the opponent is entangled to the point of being useless.Finally succumbed to the heroine's love, married the heroine, had children, and became a bad old man.
This type of story is usually very malleable and can be started from kindergarten.
Usually the attributes of the heroine are all scumbags.His hands and feet are useless, and he keeps making troubles and troubles again and again.
After the hero is conquered, he will shed tears.Against my conscience, I just love your stupidity.
In the novel written by Xiao Juan in his previous life, it was because of such a stalk.Because of this sentence, I love your stupidity.Being sprayed by readers for a long time...
(You wrote seven or eight male protagonists, who are basically domineering and ruthless. The heroine’s strategy mode is to pretend to be stupid. Can readers not criticize you?)
At this moment, Xiao Juan looked at Xiao Qingcai, who looked like the male protagonist in her book, standing in front of her.I finally couldn't bear it anymore and started to confess,
I was wrong, I shouldn't have written the book.This kind of domineering male protagonist originally stood in front of the female lead. Not only would the female lead not bow down under his short-legged school uniform pants, but she wanted to, ruthlessly... Push him away.Then tell him...
What are you dragging, a brat with no hair yet dares to pretend to be the boss in front of my sister?
After all, Xiaojuan is not a real 13-year-old girl, but a reborn girl who has been tested by society.Xiaojuan felt that he was already 26 years old.Of course, it is impossible to be too tempted by Xiaozheng who looks 7,8 or [-] years old.No matter how handsome and cool he is, he is still a vegetable in Xiao Juan's eyes.
Xiao Juan didn't speak at all, imitating the cool and flamboyant little handsome guy.He pointed to the path made by the students next to him.
The handsome boy gave her a hard look.I don't understand why this legendary reverse scroll is not like other girls.Looking at him with admiration.
"Don't you know how to turn?" Xiao Juan looked at him with a clear face.Then graciously make way for him.
With just one sentence, the little handsome guy's complexion is not good.When he looked at the small scroll again, it was like seeing a fly.Forget it, I'm too lazy to deal with this legendary snake spirit.
The little handsome guy walked straight past Xiao Juan.
But Xiaojuan suddenly interrupted. "When you get home, don't forget to practice turning! A sense of direction and something will come with practice!"
Do you think this is contact driving?
Hearing this sentence, the handsome boy froze completely.Then turned around and looked at the reverse volume.Is this provocation?Is this a duel?
But Xiao Juan has already pulled up the little girl who is holding the rabbit, and continues to discuss with Ye Shen, the domineering Rainbow Band.
Forget it, comparing yourself with a snake spirit will only lower your grade.The little handsome guy comforted himself and finally left.
"Xiaojuan, he is Wushen!" Ye Shen Lizi interrupted suddenly.
"Who is Godless?"
The author has something to say: I was completely drained...I have been typing desperately for three consecutive days...I need to revise the previous article on Saturday, and continue to post it on Sunday!
Going to school the next day, brother Shiina saw Xiao Juan carrying a schoolbag, and standing at the door of the classroom with Ye Shen to block him.
"Where's your brother?" Xiao Juan frowned and asked.Matters in the arena are about quick solutions.Chirping at a glance, he is the villain.And it's annoying, a villain who likes to pretend to be serious.
Brother Shiina looked at her like this, wishing to vomit blood for her to show his innocence.Did he not want Brother Shii to come?It's brother Zhui who wants to marry a wife and wants to go crazy, why don't you want to come?Shiina is not ashamed of her brother.He can completely imagine it, if his big brother comes.Maybe he would kneel down on the spot and propose to the reverse scroll whose nerves went straight to Mars.
There is no doubt, his brother is so unscrupulous!You can completely ignore the fact that you are a minor, and directly attack the little girl with snake spirit disease.
Thinking of his big brother, Shiina sighed deeply like a little old man.
It's too embarrassing to have a brother like that.
Brother Shiina was too lazy to deal with the small papers, and he didn't have the courage to explain his brother's integrity.So, he could only go around them silently and walked towards his seat.
A real man must learn to face every coldness in life silently.
A real man must learn to calmly face the snake-sick girls in his school.
A real man must learn to be patient and accept. His brother is all kinds of aggressive, and he has no morals when he meets a girl.
His big brother told him to make up with Xiao Juan.This is absolutely impossible.He hasn't grown up yet, hasn't matured enough, and hasn't learned how to sacrifice his self-esteem and integrity in order to marry a wife like his own brother.
So...he and Xiao Juan are destined to be mortal enemies!
Brother Shiina was thinking about all kinds of hardships and troubles in life while walking, and suddenly heard Xiaojuan shouting: "Xiaoxiu, rush!"
Brother Shiina turned around subconsciously, and a furry little black and white animal rushed towards him "violently"...
Due to inertia, brother Shiina fell to the ground hard...
Then, Shiina saw Yagami next to Maki, and closed the door of the classroom indifferently.
Could this be the legendary closed door and released dogs?
At this moment, the younger Shiina who had been pretending to be strong and mature... finally couldn't help but began to cry.His self-esteem, self-confidence, upbringing, and demeanor finally turned into scum at this moment.
Shiina just felt wronged.Reverse Scroll and Night God are really bad.Especially Reverse Scroll, that guy looks a little cuter, but in fact, there is a humanoid beast living in his body.
Xiao Juan finally squatted down, lying next to Shiina who dropped the golden bean, then hugged his beloved Xiao Xiu and put it on his head.
"Have you ever seen a red panda? You are old-fashioned. Every time a panda appears in the zoo, it will attract the screams of the crowd. After a breath, a lot of people rush to say, cute, cute." I will lend you my little panda to give you a hug, why are you crying?" Xiao Juan looked at Shiina with disdain.Inadvertently, he patched up poor Shiina's wound.Shiina cried even more sadly.
"Your mother never told you. Men bleed and don't sweat? Childish, you are so childish. Is it enough? Lizi, is this the second most handsome guy in our class according to legend? It's unacceptable to be so handsome. Why not as good as my brothers? At least, my brother never cries." Xiao Juan looked at Shiina with disgust, and quietly advertised to his brothers.I heard that in their clan, getting a wife is simply a big problem.Unless, like the scumbag father, all kinds of despicable and shameless, powerful force.
Hey, if your brother knows that you help them in this way, you will be so moved.Then I beg you not to be so kind in the future.And please, in front of others, forget them instantly.
According to Ye Shen, they are actually a very special minority.People in the clan must find clan members to marry.Even if you are not a clansman, you have to become a clansman.If you get married without changing your race, the child you will give birth to will be a cursed child, known as a mixed race.
The point is that many people cannot successfully become their tribe.If you fail, you will die.
Xiaojuan was completely excited when he heard this statement.
She knew she was the protagonist, with her own halo.Dressed as a minority, they are all so high-end and classy.
It is said that the ratio of men to women in their clan is seriously out of balance.I heard that the biggest survival crisis for men in their clan is not being able to marry a wife.The greatest tragedy of a man is that his character is too good, his force value is not high, he is a humble gentleman, he does not know some tricks, and he is not familiar with the 108 tricks of picking up girls, so he is doomed to be a pitiful bachelor all his life.
It is said that before, the situation was more serious.There is even a rule in their clan, that is, if you want to marry a daughter-in-law, you have to fight, drive away all the competitors, and if you defeat the daughter-in-law, you can take the daughter-in-law back home.Xiaojuan thought of her wicked father, her scumbag father must be a very good person in this respect! (Not despicable or shameless, married less than 4 wives!)
Brother Shiina, who was shot continuously, burst into tears like a waterfall.His life is so hopeless!
Seeing Shiina who was crying so hard that he couldn't take care of himself, Xiaojuan's body suddenly trembled.Then he looked back at Ye Shen: "Not all people who have defeated the opposite sex should marry him back home, right?"
Xiao Juan said the words that don't match the horse's mouth.Then quickly stay away from Shiina's younger brother.
Night God couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth. "You really think too much. Marriage snatching by force is no longer popular. The times are progressing, and people have to keep abandoning those old and ugly customs."
Night God is not finished yet.
"I don't want to marry this kind of bastard back home. Just this kind of little green vegetable, I slap it on the wall, cry when I touch a brick, I am not a man at all. Besides, I already have a marriage partner. Even if I agree to pick up Like garbage, pick up a small green vegetable and go home. My marriage partner will not agree. He will kill me!"
When Xiao Juan got excited, he spoke his mind.Ye Shen really doesn't know about Xiao Juan's marriage partner.Never heard of Xiaojuan.It's just that Xiao Juan said that the unlucky classmate Shiina will find a wife in the future?It has been said that life is simply a tragedy.
At the same time, Shiina's younger brother who was constantly being shot.Has been shot to death, has not been let go.Already surrendered, sitting on the ground and crying, but have not been forgiven.
Brother Shiina suddenly found out that the world is really cruel, and it's useless to cry blind as a weak person.
Shiina finally plucked up the courage again, got up, staggered and ran out in tears... leaving everyone a sad back.
The poor, poor "marriage partner" who was forcibly bound by stupid scrolls far away in a foreign land.I couldn't help but sneezed hard.
That bad feeling came again!The phone rang again, and his stupid student emailed him again, but he just didn't want to open it!
In the classroom, it was as quiet as death.Not long after, the handsome middle-aged man walked into the classroom.Frowning, he said to Xiaojuan, "Nijuan, come with me. Bring your dog."
Ye Shen looked nervously at Xiao Juan and the teacher, subconsciously wanting to follow them.
But the middle-aged handsome guy said: "Ye Shen, don't follow me anymore."
Their homeroom teacher was probably another person who didn't care about her mixed race status.So Night God has always respected this elder.
"Complaint." Xiao Juan said angrily.
The handsome middle-aged man glanced at Xiao Juan. "Shiina was frightened by you. She cried and said, even if you die, don't marry you as a wife! You must marry into their family, and he committed suicide with a silver dagger."
"Did he make a mistake? The right to choose is no longer in his hands. I defeated him. According to the rule of winner takes king, I should be the one who decides his future. So, I despise him very much, I won't You should marry him!" Xiaojuan became even more angry.Shiina's villainous little boss not only likes to sue, but also likes to turn right and wrong.The most intolerable thing is that stupid child is too narcissistic!
The handsome middle-aged man looked at Xiaojuan with black lines all over his face, you accidentally spoke your mind.Who loves to reverse right and wrong?Who is the stupid kid?Are you the one who is too narcissistic?
Xiao Juan suddenly turned his head and said to the handsome middle-aged man, "Master, will you help settle this matter?"
The cute little girl opened her big flickering eyes and said to the old man with trust, "Grandpa, will you help me?"
At this time, as long as that grandfather is not demented, he will definitely agree to her!
but……
At this moment, the handsome middle-aged man seemed to have been struck by lightning.
He has been feeling unwell lately, feeling very uncomfortable.It seemed that everyone looked at him strangely.Inexplicably, I felt that everyone was targeting him.From time to time, he heard that the big boss was swollen...what the big boss was doing...he walked over, but everyone stopped discussing.Although he has always been very serious.However, the students shouldn't "exclude" him like this, right?
It was as if there was an unknown, weird thing following him like a shadow...
He almost thought he was old and began to be paranoid.
Now, he finally understands... "Big Master" was talking about him!
Is there anything more tragic than this in the world?
His nickname is already well known.Only he himself didn't know that was his nickname.
Thinking of Reiji's ridiculous nickname, "Second Leader".It's also going viral in school.
Needless to say, he knew who came up with the nickname "Big Leader".
At this moment, the three words "big master" kept beating in his mind.Interspersed with these three characters are rearrangements of three other characters. "Hit her?" "Hit her!" "Hit her!" "Hit her!"
The handsome middle-aged guy keeps crashing.Finally, out of the sense of honor of being a teacher.He finally regained some sanity.
"Don't call me the boss!" The handsome middle-aged man said through gritted teeth.
"But, everyone calls it that." Xiao Juan blocked Xiao Xiu in front of him.Then quietly revealed one eye, looking at him wronged.Said, I didn't do anything.I am innocent.
"Didn't you call first?" It's useless to pretend to be cute.It's no use pretending to be pitiful.What an idiot, he has been a teacher for so many years and still doesn't know?
"But, I just told my brother." Xiao Juan looked like I was wronged, I was really wronged, and I didn't do anything.
If something goes wrong, put the responsibility on my brother.This is too shameless.Why don't you say it? When you told your brother, everyone in your brother's class and even outsiders heard it?
Xiao Juan suddenly had a bad feeling.Looking back, her brother Erdangjia was standing behind her gloomyly.
As if nothing had happened, Xiao Juan pretended to be calm and said: "Brother, good evening."
At this moment, her elder brother "Second Leader" finally couldn't bear it anymore and walked in front of her.Throwing the dog to Kanuto behind him, he grabbed Xiaojuan and started... spanking!
So no longer perish in silence, but erupt in silence.Many normal people have also become snake spirits in silence.
"Aww, what are you doing?"
"Ow, you can't spank a lady's ass!"
"Aww, you big bastard!"
Xiao Juan finally couldn't help crying.Xiu walked "slowly" and stopped the angry Reiji.
Facts have proved that the most direct and effective way to deal with brats is spanking.
"You must be responsible for what you say!" Reiji looked at Maki angrily.
"Ouch..."
"To live in this world, you must abide by the rules. You can't do whatever you want!" Reiji continued.
"Ouch..."
"Stop making trouble outside in the future!"
"Ouch..."
In this way, the second leader (senior brother) was like swallowing ginseng fruit, and his "bad qi" opened up.I educated my stupid sister well.
As for the results of education?Who cares about her?
Anyway, Kamaki has been howling... hoping to arouse Reiji's guilt.
In the end, Aya couldn't stand it anymore.He said to his stupid sister with black lines all over his head.
"You're enough. No fake crying. Shame on you."
Nimei, just cry well when you cry, can you be more dedicated?This is so good, not only listening to the sound, but not crying.Still covering his eyes, peeking at Reiji from time to time through the gap between his fingers...
This kind of weak person can't arouse the sympathy of the onlookers at all, they just feel that the brat needs to be beaten, okay?
Only then did Xiaojuan stop howling.So, the brothers don't give face.
Sure enough, every girl will bloom like a flower only when she meets someone who knows how to appreciate herself.
As for those brothers who don't know how to appreciate her acting talent, it's better to save a little effort.
Xiaojuan took out his mobile phone and babbled.I quickly sent an email to the teacher.
"Stupid brothers don't understand me at all. Come quickly, please take me away! Please elope.
Ps: I heard that in our minority, there are too many men and too few women.If you don’t work hard, you won’t find a girlfriend~”
(Xiaojuan, what are you implying?)
After a while, Xiaojuan received a reply.
"So, you have to work hard and beat all the little boys in your class to fight back home! Anyway, it's very convenient, you fight them back home to save those poor bachelors. Come on!"
As long as it wasn't him who died.As for whether others die or not, it's none of his business.The teacher gave Stupid an idea in an insidious way.
"You misunderstood. My dear. I have nothing to do with Shiina. Don't worry, although there are many temptations outside, I don't like to eat vegetables. So, I will definitely marry you!" Xiao Juan babbled again.So long-distance love is so sad.In any case, she doesn't want this relationship to end without a problem.
A certain teacher in a foreign country is banging his head against the wall.Let you owe, why you didn't educate the stupid girl well, at least teach her not to be picky eaters?At least let her learn to eat vegetables.
At this moment, facing the life and death of marrying him, the stupid child who shamelessly believes that they are in a long-distance relationship... What else can he say?
Start saving money now to buy a spaceship. Is it too late to immigrate to Mars?
He is afraid, even if he immigrates to Mars.Then, Stupid will also knock on the door of his house and say to him: "Hey, teacher, why did you move to my hometown? What a coincidence. Just get married first!"
The teacher was sweating coldly, and accidentally broke the newly bought mobile phone.
Therefore, in many cases, fate is not actually in their hands.
The next day, Xiao Juan started to argue with his brothers, and when he was about to go to school...
The teacher is waking up from a nightmare in which...he is married.
His wedding received much attention from the dark world.It is said that his bride was an elegant lady.He immediately calmed down.Fortunately, his life was not completely distorted.He deliberately ignored the little disappointment in his heart.With an awkward smile, he and his bride greeted the congratulations of all the guests.For a man like him, smiling at a wedding is the limit.It's impossible to smirk like a silly boy going to his wife for the first time.
By chance, he turned his head and saw that the bride was blinking at him mischievously.
In an instant, all his happiness was shattered by a silver needle.
That bride actually...looks like...an enlarged version of the stupid scroll?
So he woke up completely!The so-called prophetic dreams are actually nightmares, right?
The teacher crawled out of the coffin that he had accidentally knocked over.With cold sweat pouring a glass of wine, he stood by the window.
The night view outside the window was beautiful, but he couldn't help but tremble...
Tobecontinue.
Because Xiao Juan was beaten by his brother and cried.The head of the family said in a good mood that he didn't care about this matter.
Brother Shiina, who was severely traumatized, got the news that Xiaojuan would not marry into their family.With tears in his eyes, he went home to recuperate.This time he burst into tears with joy.Finally, there is no need to marry the little monster home.
In fact, this incident had a great impact on Brother Shiina.Facing strange girls like Xiaojuan and Yegami, Shiina really felt that if all women were like this, it would be better to be a bachelor.It's just that he is willing to be a bachelor, but his big brother doesn't want him to be a bachelor.
So, their family began to prepare to accept the sacrificial bride.
As for the "sacrifice bride" what is it?
Ye Shen told his good friend Xiao Juan with a pure face: "I don't know, my family is full of women and doesn't need a bride. You can go home and ask your brother!"
So, at the family dinner once a month, Xiaojuan asked her favorite brother Liren. "What is the sacrificial bride?"
Then, the whole restaurant suddenly fell silent.
Brothers Nijuan brushed the ground in unison, looked at the ignorant face of the stupid sister, and turned to Liren in unison.Then there were black lines all over his face... It seemed that their younger brother with a snake spirit was not very reliable.
Xiao Juan looked in amazement at the brothers who kept moving in unison as if they were hypnotized.
I'm sick, I'm startled, suddenly changing the atmosphere or something, it's really unacceptable. ——Xiaojuan’s diary today is that my brother is sick.
"Is it the sacrificial bride? It can be regarded as a 'senior maid'! It's just that it's special, and some maids will be chosen by the master and married as wives!" The ceremonial person raised his eyebrows and said casually.
"Are the maids voluntary? What if they already have someone they love?" Xiao Juan stared at his brother with wide eyes.I always feel that the sacrificial bride is very pitiful.Isn't it already advocating freedom of love?How could such forced marriages still happen?
Xiaojuan suddenly discovered that the ethnic minorities she traveled through with the aura of cheating may not be as beautiful as she imagined.
"Of course they are all voluntary. And when they were sent over, it was already confirmed that they had never been in a relationship." Li Ren talked nonsense to the little sister irresponsibly.
"That's not the same. Playing with girls is even more vicious! Isn't that what nerds like to do?" Xiao Juan said while frowning, looking at the six brothers.Then she suddenly discovered a miraculous thing.It turns out... her brothers are all the legendary dark otaku.
The eldest brother likes music; the second brother likes to pick up dinner plates; the third brother likes to roll his trousers; (this need not be said!) The fourth brother likes figures (bears); of!); sixth brother likes to be in a daze...
So, their family is very nerdy, only she is optimistic.
Thinking of this, I feel good about myself after finding the balanced scroll.
"If our family has a sacrificial bride who can marry, who do you think should marry her? Six brothers, who would you choose? Xiao Juan." The rite man looked at her with a smile.A trap was thrown.
Xiao Juan glanced at him, and said without hesitation:
"Of course it's elder brother. Eldest brother is in such poor health that he probably won't be able to compete with others. If the sacrificial bride doesn't need to compete, let elder brother first." Xiao Juan said confidently.
It's just... Hey, stupid, the sacrificial bride is the cruelest competition, okay?
Brother Reverse Juan kept complaining in his heart...
Xiu's earplugs had already fallen to the ground, and the fork in his hand had been bent.After so many years of being lazy and pretending to be dead, at this moment, Xiu finally broke through.
Stupid but still spouting uninterestedly, "Big brother is weak, big brother is sick, big brother is not in good health, big brother can only lie down... If you are a brother, you should let the sick big brother! Don't let him, too weak to compete But others. If you don’t take care of him, he won’t be able to marry a wife! There is a cute little brother in the ancient East, his name is Dinosaur..." Kong Rong asked Li.
blah blah blah...
Ma Dan, seeing the distorted faces of the brothers, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.Xiu was in a bad mood.
Reiji, who had the worst relationship with him, didn't even hide the corners of his mouth.
Yes, he is weak, he is too weak.Weak enough to make my younger brothers humble!
Xiu stood up and cast a glance at Reiji.Tell him with his eyes that it's time to educate his younger sister!Second master.
Reiji curled his lips and looked at him in a good mood.I think my sister is very good and doesn't need to be educated!Sick brother.
Xiu listened to the music and walked out of the restaurant expressionlessly.As soon as he left the door, he heard Xiaojuan say in a panic:
"Oops, I forgot. Even if the body is swollen and weak, the eldest brother still has self-esteem!"
Those younger brothers who didn't know the so-called finally couldn't help laughing out loud.It seems that the Reverse Scroll House has not been this lively for a long time.
In front of the door, a bolt of lightning struck Xiu's head!Well, he's weak!Very good, no matter how weak he is, he still has self-respect!
A dark storm blew up in Xiu's world.
On the second day, I got up earlier than other brothers, and only listened to music instead of lying on the sofa.Xiu stood in the hall, waiting for his brother and sister to arrive.I plan to start today and re-establish a healthy and healthy new image.
result……
Brothers, pass by him, glance at him, and pass.Didn't notice his change at all.
The stupid younger sister went too far and didn't notice his existence at all.Just use her as the background.While dozing off, he walked past him... walked up to Zuoren and asked, "Isn't elder brother up yet? There's no way elder brother is too weak!"
Suddenly, the indoor temperature dropped by ten degrees!The brothers held back their laughter and kept looking behind Xiaojuan.
"Hey, it's cooling down. I want to add a coat!" Xiaojuan said ignorantly, ready to run back to his room.But belatedly found that Xiu just stood behind her.
"Yo, good morning, big brother." The cheeky Xiao Juan said with a shocked expression on his face.
The world is so beautiful, but her brother is very irritable.Not good, not good!
"It's already night." Her brother said calmly.
Wiping away her cold sweat, Xiao Juan looked at her brother and grinned.
She understands that in her previous life, she heard from older aunts that there were always a few days of discomfort every month...
After being reincarnated, she found out that her brother would also feel unwell for a few days every month...
Hey, you accidentally spoke your mind again.
Fortunately, even if Xiu was not "comfortable", he didn't come over to beat her like Reiji without asking anything.
The way Xiu looked at her was terrifying.The other brothers were laughing at first, but after hearing what she was saying, their faces turned blue.
Xiaojuan thought sadly, what is swollen?Could it be that her brothers don't love her anymore?It's too much, when I like someone, I think she is a cute little sister.It hasn't been a year, and it has started to become a small burden.
Hey, you said it again!
This time, Reiji not only made eye contact with Xiu, but also communicated with other brothers.
The theme is: It's time for the stupid sister to be educated.Without education.Dare to say anything messy.If this continues, she won't be able to become a lady in her next life.
The second master, the stupid girl will be handed over to you! ——The brothers looked at Reiji in unison.
Why? ——Reiji, why are you all swollen?I was misunderstood.
You have ginseng fruit!If you can play a stupid paper once, you can play a stupid paper a second time!Go ahead, the second master, use your gold finger to educate the stupid juan well, and educate the stupid juan to be a lady of everyone.We like you!Second master.
——The brothers looked at Reiji with trusting faces.Reiji suddenly felt that his status in the Tomaki family was rising rapidly like a roller coaster.It's just... I don't need your support.Okay?Whoever wants to educate stupid papers can do it!
Erdangjia looked at the brothers with a face full of tears.
But the brothers looked at him seriously, go ahead, Second Master, we believe you can do it.We will silently support you!
Hey, be gentle with your lovely sister! ——Subaru, the vicious dog leg fan, actually sent him a dog leg radio wave at this critical moment...
"Brother... what happened to them?" Xiao Juan looked at the brothers suspiciously, who were making eye contact.Suddenly, the world feels unreal.
"It's okay, they were just taken away by aliens in an instant and traveled to another dimension." Li Ren, who got up and was about to type, walked to Xiaojuan's side and said to her with a smile.
"Wow... so dazzling. I also want to travel to another dimension." Xiao Juan looked at Li Ren with a starry face.
"No way. It must be selected!" Li Ren said seriously.
"How can I be selected?" Xiao Juan looked at him suspiciously.
"You start to please me now. In the next book, I will let you be the heroine and arrange for you to travel to another dimension. How about it?"
"Really?" Xiao Juan looked at Li Ren with a face full of stars, and then instantly transformed into a puppy, constantly laying on Li Ren's arms with his front legs...
Is it time to perform thigh hugging next?
Hey, can't flattery be better than dog legs?The Tuanjuan brothers have long been unable to complain about their snake spirit duo.
Coupled with the evil dog leg fans, the trio of the Xiaojuan Alliance really made the brothers of the Reverse Juan family very sad.
Anyway, the Tomoki family finally went to school.
After Xiaojuan entered the classroom, he trotted all the way, rushing towards her good friend Lizi.The students in the class spontaneously made way for her...
As soon as Xiaojuan ran to Yagami Lizi's side, he asked, "Have you read the news? The Rainbow Band is going to hold a concert!"
Xiao Juan kept talking excitedly, how crazy and cool the Rainbow Band is.The looks of the members of the rainbow band are so dazzling and shining.
Xiaojuan touched his colorful forehead, planning to go to his hairdresser prince to have a dazzling and shiny hairstyle.
"Do you want to go with me, Lizi? Your hair is very long and beautiful, and it can be dyed into colorful colors directly. It's like a colorful waterfall, charming and shining." Xiaojuan clenched her fists and her eyes sparkled , Looking at her good friend Lizi, her face was full of dreamy expressions.
The heroines of the novels that Xiaojuan saw had colorful hair.As if with a dazzling halo...
"Is this okay? Isn't it good!" Lizi asked Xiao Juan with a dignified face.Psychologically, he continued to praise Xiao Juan.That's right, do hair, make beautiful colorful hair.She also wants to be tyrannical, cool, and unbelievable...
Therefore, there is a rebellious self living in the heart of every lady.
Stop joking, brat.When you meet Xiaojuan, you are doomed to not be able to continue walking on the lady's avenue.Facing your brat route calmly!
As the onlookers, they kept complaining in their hearts that Naijuan and Yeshen were snake spirits.
A small white hand pushed away the person in front and walked out from the crowd.
"That... that... What is the Rainbow Band? It seems very interesting." The little girl holding the little rabbit still looked a little smaller among a group of retarded children.
"Who are you?" Xiao Juan exaggeratedly lowered his head, looking at the little man holding the little rabbit in front of him.
"I'm a new classmate. I came here yesterday. It's just that everyone doesn't seem to pay attention to me." The one holding Xiaotu frowned and looked around sadly.It's just that small face, which looks so serious like a judge.
"Hey, you didn't go to the wrong classroom, did you? You should go to the elementary school." Xiao Juan frowned and said.
"No. It's the middle school." The little girl holding the rabbit explained in a low voice.
"But, you look super small, like a primary school student." Xiao Juan said with a frown.
Hey, are you qualified to say that about others? ——Onlookers complaining about classmates.
"I came in through the back door." The little girl hugged Xiaotu tightly and looked at Xiaojuan nervously.The small face is still very serious, and the eyes are still very sharp.
"Go through the back door?" Xiao Juan looked at Little Sister Baotu with a clear face.Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, where there are rivers and lakes, there are people, and where there are people, there are back doors.
"Father and mother are going to have a baby brother, so they don't have time to take care of me, so they throw me to grandpa. Grandpa is very busy. There is no other way, so let me go to school." Baotumei explained.He was interrupted before he could finish explaining.
Behind Xiaojuan stood a domineering little handsome guy.
The little handsome guy said indifferently: "Go away." The temperature in the room dropped by 1 degree in an instant.
Xiao Juan turned around with a puzzled face, and looked at the hardcover version of the handsome guy.
Even if you don't speak, you can still be domineering.Even standing in the crowd, it attracts everyone's attention because of its own halo.Even if you don't like to talk, you can express your mood with your eyes.
This...could it be...the hardcover condensed version of...the legendary...male pig's feet...?
The usual plot of the novel is that after the heroine encounters a male pig's foot, she is conquered by the male pig's foot's arrogance.Falling under the protagonist's short-legged school uniform pants... Then the handsome heroine, who is not smart enough, doesn't study well, starts to follow in the footsteps of the bully male.Study hard and pester each other desperately.Until the opponent is entangled to the point of being useless.Finally succumbed to the heroine's love, married the heroine, had children, and became a bad old man.
This type of story is usually very malleable and can be started from kindergarten.
Usually the attributes of the heroine are all scumbags.His hands and feet are useless, and he keeps making troubles and troubles again and again.
After the hero is conquered, he will shed tears.Against my conscience, I just love your stupidity.
In the novel written by Xiao Juan in his previous life, it was because of such a stalk.Because of this sentence, I love your stupidity.Being sprayed by readers for a long time...
(You wrote seven or eight male protagonists, who are basically domineering and ruthless. The heroine’s strategy mode is to pretend to be stupid. Can readers not criticize you?)
At this moment, Xiao Juan looked at Xiao Qingcai, who looked like the male protagonist in her book, standing in front of her.I finally couldn't bear it anymore and started to confess,
I was wrong, I shouldn't have written the book.This kind of domineering male protagonist originally stood in front of the female lead. Not only would the female lead not bow down under his short-legged school uniform pants, but she wanted to, ruthlessly... Push him away.Then tell him...
What are you dragging, a brat with no hair yet dares to pretend to be the boss in front of my sister?
After all, Xiaojuan is not a real 13-year-old girl, but a reborn girl who has been tested by society.Xiaojuan felt that he was already 26 years old.Of course, it is impossible to be too tempted by Xiaozheng who looks 7,8 or [-] years old.No matter how handsome and cool he is, he is still a vegetable in Xiao Juan's eyes.
Xiao Juan didn't speak at all, imitating the cool and flamboyant little handsome guy.He pointed to the path made by the students next to him.
The handsome boy gave her a hard look.I don't understand why this legendary reverse scroll is not like other girls.Looking at him with admiration.
"Don't you know how to turn?" Xiao Juan looked at him with a clear face.Then graciously make way for him.
With just one sentence, the little handsome guy's complexion is not good.When he looked at the small scroll again, it was like seeing a fly.Forget it, I'm too lazy to deal with this legendary snake spirit.
The little handsome guy walked straight past Xiao Juan.
But Xiaojuan suddenly interrupted. "When you get home, don't forget to practice turning! A sense of direction and something will come with practice!"
Do you think this is contact driving?
Hearing this sentence, the handsome boy froze completely.Then turned around and looked at the reverse volume.Is this provocation?Is this a duel?
But Xiao Juan has already pulled up the little girl who is holding the rabbit, and continues to discuss with Ye Shen, the domineering Rainbow Band.
Forget it, comparing yourself with a snake spirit will only lower your grade.The little handsome guy comforted himself and finally left.
"Xiaojuan, he is Wushen!" Ye Shen Lizi interrupted suddenly.
"Who is Godless?"
The author has something to say: I was completely drained...I have been typing desperately for three consecutive days...I need to revise the previous article on Saturday, and continue to post it on Sunday!
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