Spoiled Red Panda [Interstellar]
Chapter 36 Neng Miao: You... Take it away!
Zuo Yanchuan's mouth was pressed by this hairy little paw, and it felt more stressful than the siege of ten thousand wild beasts with super fighting power.
With his breath, the hair on Neng Miao's paws was gently blown up, waving in front of his eyes, Zuo Yanchuan felt a pang in his heart.
He wanted to open his mouth to say something, but wouldn't that mean... Kissing Neng Miao's claw heart?
Hmm... This situation is really delicate.
Wanting to break this subtlety, Zuo Yanchuan felt that he was the only one to say something, even if he wanted to "unintentionally" kiss Neng Miao's palm.
However, just as he was about to speak, Neng Miao immediately withdrew his claws as if he had realized something, then gave him a serious look, turned around and typed angrily on the screen of his optical brain: I will pick up the name myself Enough!
Zuo Yanchuan was startled for a moment.He hadn't figured out why Neng Miao was angry just now, and he was only thinking about Neng Miao's little paws, intimate contact, and the like.
Seeing Neng Miao's words, Zuo Yanchuan understood, and immediately explained: "Aixin Yuxi's identity registration has a complicated system. If Neng Miao suddenly went to register as an individual, the whole process would be very difficult. It’s troublesome, and it may expose your identity. But if you merge into my household registration, this matter will be easier..."
Relying on the thick hair on his face, Neng Miao blushed unscrupulously, and muttered in his heart: Who wants to enter your household registration!If it weren't for the force of the situation... hum!
He finished "humming" in his heart, and then seriously typed to chat with Zuo Yanchuan about serious matters: I understand what you mean.I mean, there should be no information in my name that would suggest that I am "Little Panda Neng Miao".Otherwise, once other people know that the little panda Nengmiao will become a human, I won't talk about the possible consequences, and maybe even you will be implicated.
Zuo Yanchuan looked at Neng Miao's words and thought for a while.
If the fact that Neng Miao is a little panda that can turn into a human is exposed, Zuo Yanchuan has no doubt that Neng Miao will be targeted by various forces, both open and secret.
Not to mention that Neng Miao seems to have some kind of strong attack power......
No, it's too dangerous.Just thinking about it like this, Zuo Yanchuan felt threatened and worried.
He nodded cautiously: "Indeed. So what are you going to call it?"
Nomae was lost in thought.
During this period of time in the interstellar era, Nomiao has discovered that the people of Aixinyushi are very mixed in naming styles.There are quite Chinese or even quaint names like Zuo Yanchuan and Jiang Yin, as well as obviously Western names like Karas.
Nomae searched for the reason for this phenomenon in his spare time, and roughly knew that it was a "historical factor".The pioneers of the interstellar era came from different countries in the earth era.Different civilizations in the earth age have gradually merged in the long development. Although many differences have been preserved, they have been taken for granted by human beings.
So Neng Miao decided, in order to draw a line with the name "Neng Miao" which sounds very careless, he must give himself a cool and resounding new name!
After careful consideration, Nomiao carefully typed a name: Derrick Zuo.
Well, the name looks like a young master from some old and graceful noble family, doesn't it?
Complacent, Neng Miao turned to look at Zuo Yanchuan's reaction.
It was rare for Zuo Yanchuan to reveal his state of mind with his expression: his brows twitched, revealing a strong sense of "talking about it".
Neng Miao let out another "hum" in her heart.Forget it, Marshal Zuo doesn't know the art of naming, so he doesn't need to say anything to this kind of layman.
He typed hard again: Just call it this!No one would associate this name with Neng Miao.
Zuo Yanchuan nodded, looking a bit reluctant.
He thought for a while, and then said: "Identity registration also needs to verify the identity of you and the head of the household, that is, me. So..."
On this topic, Zuo Yanchuan adopted the expression method of "exhaustive words and endless meaning", leaving enough room for imagination without finishing the words.
So Nomiao spread out the wings of imagination, and wrote a paragraph impassionedly:
That's easy, you just say that I am the second marriage object of your mother's third uncle, second cousin's uncle's uncle's next door uncle's second daughter's fourth son's fourth son, and the son born to her ex-husband. To sum up, I am your cousin!
Facing this long string of words, Zuo Yanchuan said "a little bit" on his forehead.
Immediately, Marshal Zuo, who had a sharp gaze, keenly noticed a problem: "But, Neng Miao, if you are relatives from my mother's side...how could your surname be Zuo?"
Neng Miao immediately replied: What's the aunt's last name?I follow my aunt's surname!
It's better not to be Zuo!Neng Miao secretly said in his heart.
Zuo Yanchuan looked at Neng Miao's question, the corner of his mouth twitched lightly, and then he calmly said: "My mother's surname is 'Aixinyushi'."
Isinyushi?This name sounds familiar...
As soon as Nomiao's thoughts came here, he woke up—isn't this the name of his current empire!
Nomiao already knew that the Aisinyushi Empire was named after the emperor, which means...
Neng Miao's typing hands were shaking: You, you, you, your mother is a royal family?
Zuo Yanchuan nodded: "My mother is the late emperor's younger sister, Princess Heidi."
Neng Miao raised his paw and said seriously: Then change the first word of the long list of identity information just now to your father.
Zuo Yanchuan responded.He felt in a trance that this topic had strayed into some strange field...
In order to set the record straight, Zuo Yanchuan brought the topic back to a serious track: "There is another problem. To register your identity, you must be present in person to verify your identity. This process is very rigorous, and any appearance of camouflage Unable to ensure a smooth pass. So your red panda ears and tail..."
Nomiao immediately typed: Don't worry, I will hide my ears and tail.
But in this way, Neng Miao has to work hard to save intimacy points to exchange for the "return to human status card", and leave enough intimacy points to maintain the human appearance...
Exhausted.Nome felt the pain of poverty again.
He continued typing unwillingly: ...just to wait for a while.
Zuo Yanchuan looked at Neng Miao's words, and recalled all the stories he had seen, if animals were not cultivated enough, they would always show some flaws after they became spirits.Neng Miao should be because his cultivation base is not enough, and he needs time to practice, right?
Thinking of this, Zuo Yanchuan immediately nodded considerately, and said, "It's okay. Although it will be a bit troublesome without an ID card, I can handle most situations. But usually you try not to go out in a semi-human state, and the range of activities is limited. It's fine at home."
Don't worry, Neng Miao wiggled his tail limply. I'm penniless at this moment, and even if I want to return to the human state, I have no chance.
Since he is already a poor man in the field of intimacy, Neng Miao must make up for it in other fields!
Neng Miao thought about it, and asked Zuo Yanchuan: After I complete the identity registration, can I open my own asset account?
Zuo Yanchuan helped Neng Miao deal with the Xingte who had opened the "Little Panda Neng Miao" before, and in other respects, because Neng Miao had no identity certificate.Naturally, Neng Miao's income was also transferred to Zuo Yanchuan's account.
After being an "Internet celebrity" for so long, Neng Miao has calculated her financial situation and is sure that the money she earns is not a small sum.
But the money entered Zuo Yanchuan's account, like a drop of water entering the ocean.Marshal Zuo's wealth is measured in "planets", and it would be an insult to Marshal Zuo to say that the money is a "fraction".
So Neng Miao was embarrassed to ask Zuo Yanchuan to "take his money out of Zuo Yanchuan's account".
You let the sea give you a drop?How can you be so patient!You are not afraid that a wave of the sea will overturn you!Nomiao always advises herself like this.
What's more, Zuo Yanchuan spent a lot of money, and Nengmiao didn't have much to spend when he was a little panda, so he didn't feel that he needed any money, so he would just use it as a deposit bank to earn interest on Zuo Yanchuan.
But today is different from the past, Neng Miao is finally a person with "status", and he has to have his own little coffers!
At the same time, this also reminds Zuo Yanchuan from the side: I still have a little bit of money with you, can you raise it for me?
Zuo Yanchuan seemed to have keenly received the signal from Neng Miao, and immediately said: "Sorry, Neng Miao. I don't know what I've been doing recently. I've been forgetting to give you your asset report form."
As he spoke, he operated the optical computer and sent an asset report to Nengmiao's screen.
Neng Miao looked at the screen with excitement and apprehension.
Then he was completely dumbfounded.
This, this... is this number wrong? ? ?
This is two or three digits more than what he calculated himself!The most important thing is that the base of Nengmiao calculation is already large and has reached the order of millions. Two or three digits more means...
Ten, billion? ? ?
Just two or three months? ? ?
Neng Miao didn't know how to blink her eyes.
I heard Zuo Yanchuan write lightly from the side: "The QL-76 planet has been counted under your name. Although this planet is uninhabited, there is a special energy stone, which is a must for some heavy-duty mechs. Raw materials. And this kind of power stone is only mine on QL-76 and a few other planets. The mining area on QL-76 is only medium-sized, the output is not large, and the principle of protective mining is adopted, so the economic data is not so bright Eye......"
When Neng Miao heard this, he immediately folded his claws, raised them high, and frantically signaled to Zuo Yanchuan to keep him silent.
He has to slow down.
A billion-level income, and a mining area of scarce resources in the entire interstellar, does this still count as "not too bright in terms of economic data"? ? ?
Neng Miao seriously doubts that Zuo Yanchuan's asset list may be the sun, the kind that can make everything grow when taken out.
In order to protect his eyesight, Neng Miao decided not to ask Zuo Yanchuan how much money he had.
He decided to "satisfy and be happy", and first use the billion to set up a small goal.
Nomiao clicked on the "Buy Bear" interface, thinking about what he could buy.
He does not have a "Buy Bear" account, and has always been bound to Zuo Yanchuan.So when you open the search page at this point, "History Search" will automatically pop up.
The frontmost item, that is, the product that has been searched recently, is just one word: bed.
The author has something to say: Neng Miao: Explain it?Do you think there is too much money and no place to spend it, or do you think the bed is too small for you to build, and you want to replace it with a [-]-square-meter one?
Zuo Shuai: (seriously) I feel the need to change to a stronger bed...
With his breath, the hair on Neng Miao's paws was gently blown up, waving in front of his eyes, Zuo Yanchuan felt a pang in his heart.
He wanted to open his mouth to say something, but wouldn't that mean... Kissing Neng Miao's claw heart?
Hmm... This situation is really delicate.
Wanting to break this subtlety, Zuo Yanchuan felt that he was the only one to say something, even if he wanted to "unintentionally" kiss Neng Miao's palm.
However, just as he was about to speak, Neng Miao immediately withdrew his claws as if he had realized something, then gave him a serious look, turned around and typed angrily on the screen of his optical brain: I will pick up the name myself Enough!
Zuo Yanchuan was startled for a moment.He hadn't figured out why Neng Miao was angry just now, and he was only thinking about Neng Miao's little paws, intimate contact, and the like.
Seeing Neng Miao's words, Zuo Yanchuan understood, and immediately explained: "Aixin Yuxi's identity registration has a complicated system. If Neng Miao suddenly went to register as an individual, the whole process would be very difficult. It’s troublesome, and it may expose your identity. But if you merge into my household registration, this matter will be easier..."
Relying on the thick hair on his face, Neng Miao blushed unscrupulously, and muttered in his heart: Who wants to enter your household registration!If it weren't for the force of the situation... hum!
He finished "humming" in his heart, and then seriously typed to chat with Zuo Yanchuan about serious matters: I understand what you mean.I mean, there should be no information in my name that would suggest that I am "Little Panda Neng Miao".Otherwise, once other people know that the little panda Nengmiao will become a human, I won't talk about the possible consequences, and maybe even you will be implicated.
Zuo Yanchuan looked at Neng Miao's words and thought for a while.
If the fact that Neng Miao is a little panda that can turn into a human is exposed, Zuo Yanchuan has no doubt that Neng Miao will be targeted by various forces, both open and secret.
Not to mention that Neng Miao seems to have some kind of strong attack power......
No, it's too dangerous.Just thinking about it like this, Zuo Yanchuan felt threatened and worried.
He nodded cautiously: "Indeed. So what are you going to call it?"
Nomae was lost in thought.
During this period of time in the interstellar era, Nomiao has discovered that the people of Aixinyushi are very mixed in naming styles.There are quite Chinese or even quaint names like Zuo Yanchuan and Jiang Yin, as well as obviously Western names like Karas.
Nomae searched for the reason for this phenomenon in his spare time, and roughly knew that it was a "historical factor".The pioneers of the interstellar era came from different countries in the earth era.Different civilizations in the earth age have gradually merged in the long development. Although many differences have been preserved, they have been taken for granted by human beings.
So Neng Miao decided, in order to draw a line with the name "Neng Miao" which sounds very careless, he must give himself a cool and resounding new name!
After careful consideration, Nomiao carefully typed a name: Derrick Zuo.
Well, the name looks like a young master from some old and graceful noble family, doesn't it?
Complacent, Neng Miao turned to look at Zuo Yanchuan's reaction.
It was rare for Zuo Yanchuan to reveal his state of mind with his expression: his brows twitched, revealing a strong sense of "talking about it".
Neng Miao let out another "hum" in her heart.Forget it, Marshal Zuo doesn't know the art of naming, so he doesn't need to say anything to this kind of layman.
He typed hard again: Just call it this!No one would associate this name with Neng Miao.
Zuo Yanchuan nodded, looking a bit reluctant.
He thought for a while, and then said: "Identity registration also needs to verify the identity of you and the head of the household, that is, me. So..."
On this topic, Zuo Yanchuan adopted the expression method of "exhaustive words and endless meaning", leaving enough room for imagination without finishing the words.
So Nomiao spread out the wings of imagination, and wrote a paragraph impassionedly:
That's easy, you just say that I am the second marriage object of your mother's third uncle, second cousin's uncle's uncle's next door uncle's second daughter's fourth son's fourth son, and the son born to her ex-husband. To sum up, I am your cousin!
Facing this long string of words, Zuo Yanchuan said "a little bit" on his forehead.
Immediately, Marshal Zuo, who had a sharp gaze, keenly noticed a problem: "But, Neng Miao, if you are relatives from my mother's side...how could your surname be Zuo?"
Neng Miao immediately replied: What's the aunt's last name?I follow my aunt's surname!
It's better not to be Zuo!Neng Miao secretly said in his heart.
Zuo Yanchuan looked at Neng Miao's question, the corner of his mouth twitched lightly, and then he calmly said: "My mother's surname is 'Aixinyushi'."
Isinyushi?This name sounds familiar...
As soon as Nomiao's thoughts came here, he woke up—isn't this the name of his current empire!
Nomiao already knew that the Aisinyushi Empire was named after the emperor, which means...
Neng Miao's typing hands were shaking: You, you, you, your mother is a royal family?
Zuo Yanchuan nodded: "My mother is the late emperor's younger sister, Princess Heidi."
Neng Miao raised his paw and said seriously: Then change the first word of the long list of identity information just now to your father.
Zuo Yanchuan responded.He felt in a trance that this topic had strayed into some strange field...
In order to set the record straight, Zuo Yanchuan brought the topic back to a serious track: "There is another problem. To register your identity, you must be present in person to verify your identity. This process is very rigorous, and any appearance of camouflage Unable to ensure a smooth pass. So your red panda ears and tail..."
Nomiao immediately typed: Don't worry, I will hide my ears and tail.
But in this way, Neng Miao has to work hard to save intimacy points to exchange for the "return to human status card", and leave enough intimacy points to maintain the human appearance...
Exhausted.Nome felt the pain of poverty again.
He continued typing unwillingly: ...just to wait for a while.
Zuo Yanchuan looked at Neng Miao's words, and recalled all the stories he had seen, if animals were not cultivated enough, they would always show some flaws after they became spirits.Neng Miao should be because his cultivation base is not enough, and he needs time to practice, right?
Thinking of this, Zuo Yanchuan immediately nodded considerately, and said, "It's okay. Although it will be a bit troublesome without an ID card, I can handle most situations. But usually you try not to go out in a semi-human state, and the range of activities is limited. It's fine at home."
Don't worry, Neng Miao wiggled his tail limply. I'm penniless at this moment, and even if I want to return to the human state, I have no chance.
Since he is already a poor man in the field of intimacy, Neng Miao must make up for it in other fields!
Neng Miao thought about it, and asked Zuo Yanchuan: After I complete the identity registration, can I open my own asset account?
Zuo Yanchuan helped Neng Miao deal with the Xingte who had opened the "Little Panda Neng Miao" before, and in other respects, because Neng Miao had no identity certificate.Naturally, Neng Miao's income was also transferred to Zuo Yanchuan's account.
After being an "Internet celebrity" for so long, Neng Miao has calculated her financial situation and is sure that the money she earns is not a small sum.
But the money entered Zuo Yanchuan's account, like a drop of water entering the ocean.Marshal Zuo's wealth is measured in "planets", and it would be an insult to Marshal Zuo to say that the money is a "fraction".
So Neng Miao was embarrassed to ask Zuo Yanchuan to "take his money out of Zuo Yanchuan's account".
You let the sea give you a drop?How can you be so patient!You are not afraid that a wave of the sea will overturn you!Nomiao always advises herself like this.
What's more, Zuo Yanchuan spent a lot of money, and Nengmiao didn't have much to spend when he was a little panda, so he didn't feel that he needed any money, so he would just use it as a deposit bank to earn interest on Zuo Yanchuan.
But today is different from the past, Neng Miao is finally a person with "status", and he has to have his own little coffers!
At the same time, this also reminds Zuo Yanchuan from the side: I still have a little bit of money with you, can you raise it for me?
Zuo Yanchuan seemed to have keenly received the signal from Neng Miao, and immediately said: "Sorry, Neng Miao. I don't know what I've been doing recently. I've been forgetting to give you your asset report form."
As he spoke, he operated the optical computer and sent an asset report to Nengmiao's screen.
Neng Miao looked at the screen with excitement and apprehension.
Then he was completely dumbfounded.
This, this... is this number wrong? ? ?
This is two or three digits more than what he calculated himself!The most important thing is that the base of Nengmiao calculation is already large and has reached the order of millions. Two or three digits more means...
Ten, billion? ? ?
Just two or three months? ? ?
Neng Miao didn't know how to blink her eyes.
I heard Zuo Yanchuan write lightly from the side: "The QL-76 planet has been counted under your name. Although this planet is uninhabited, there is a special energy stone, which is a must for some heavy-duty mechs. Raw materials. And this kind of power stone is only mine on QL-76 and a few other planets. The mining area on QL-76 is only medium-sized, the output is not large, and the principle of protective mining is adopted, so the economic data is not so bright Eye......"
When Neng Miao heard this, he immediately folded his claws, raised them high, and frantically signaled to Zuo Yanchuan to keep him silent.
He has to slow down.
A billion-level income, and a mining area of scarce resources in the entire interstellar, does this still count as "not too bright in terms of economic data"? ? ?
Neng Miao seriously doubts that Zuo Yanchuan's asset list may be the sun, the kind that can make everything grow when taken out.
In order to protect his eyesight, Neng Miao decided not to ask Zuo Yanchuan how much money he had.
He decided to "satisfy and be happy", and first use the billion to set up a small goal.
Nomiao clicked on the "Buy Bear" interface, thinking about what he could buy.
He does not have a "Buy Bear" account, and has always been bound to Zuo Yanchuan.So when you open the search page at this point, "History Search" will automatically pop up.
The frontmost item, that is, the product that has been searched recently, is just one word: bed.
The author has something to say: Neng Miao: Explain it?Do you think there is too much money and no place to spend it, or do you think the bed is too small for you to build, and you want to replace it with a [-]-square-meter one?
Zuo Shuai: (seriously) I feel the need to change to a stronger bed...
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