Spoiled Red Panda [Interstellar]

This, this... what kind of fake fans are these? !Nomiao stared at Xingte's screen with absent-minded eyes.

Don't you see that every hair on this bear's body is full of resistance? !

What?There are also fans here who say, Neng Miao's small meat pad is tightly attached to Zuo Shuai's chest, what an intimate dependence this is!

Please!This is me distanced from Zuo Yanchuan!

...Although because of the short legs and short stature, even if the whole bear is stretched into a straight line, there is still not much distance between Zuo Yanchuan and Zuo Yanchuan.

But it's not my fault, is it?As a fan, you should understand me!

As it turns out, fans of Noh are very good at misinterpreting Noh's meaning, and they never get tired of it.

Because of this video, there was another wave of "grain production peak" on Nengmiao's topic page.

All kinds of writers, painters and video editors in the circle have passionately created countless informative and fascinating works... The main idea is so crooked that it makes Neng Miao lose sight of it.

For example, when he randomly clicked on an Xingte article, he saw something in the first paragraph, "The bear-eared boy was embraced by the handsome and tough marshal, sucking his small pointed ears affectionately, and the red color on his face was blurred." , like a blooming lotus."

It can close the page in a second.

What the hell!He has not seen such a description of Mary Sue for thousands of years!

But the stalk of "biting one's ear" has become an official candy by Zuo Yanchuan's behavior in the video.Neng Miao randomly scrolled through the content related to himself or Zuo Yanchuan, and eight out of ten articles would mention this point.

So angry!Especially the fact that Neng Miao only got 6 points of intimacy after being bitten by Zuo Yanchuan's ear, made Neng Miao so angry that his beard was trembling.

What a loss!Judging from this wave of traffic, he should be able to earn at least one hundred and eighty intimacy points, right?

Since the intimacy value doubled, the efficiency of Neng Miao's accumulation of intimacy value is much higher than before, and his vision has also improved compared to before.In the eyes of Neng Miao, the harvest of intimacy value below 5 points is nothing.

After more than a month, Neng Miao has accumulated close to 500 intimacy points, which is enough to exchange for the "Return to Human Status Card".

Although "Tiankeng 250" is really cheating, at least the exchange of this kind of functional card is a one-shot deal, and there is no need to waste too much intimacy value for multiple exchanges.

But in order to maintain the human or semi-human state, Neng Miao needs to consume intimacy points by the minute, just like playing some end games in the earth age.

Having had previous experience, Nomiao basically figured it out after further exploration and consultation.

When transforming into a semi-human state, the intimacy point consumed per minute is 1 point; while in the human state, the intimacy point consumed per minute is doubled to 2 points.

Therefore, Neng Miao plans to redeem the "Return to Human Status Card" after accumulating 500 intimacy points.Although the system has not issued any cheating tasks recently to trick him into consuming intimacy points, Neng Miao always wants to be prepared and save more points. In case of any unexpected situation, he needs to use the "condensation energy mode" or be re-accepted by the system. One time, he needs to accumulate intimacy points to complete the task?

Thinking of this, Nomiao's eyes darkened.Hey, when he was a human being in the earth age, he had to run around every day to earn money, moving bricks hard.After finally becoming a protected animal like the red panda, when he thought that he could achieve the ultimate goal of "making a living by being cute and eating like a fool", Neng Miao found that he had only achieved the first half of the sentence—whether he had to rely on being cute to move bricks Earn intimacy?

While feeling sorry for Xiong Sheng, he spread out his furry belly wantonly on the sofa of Zuo Yanchuan's house, shaking his big tail.

Recently, Zuo Yanchuan's job is to take Neng Miao to shoot various videos of the "Military People's Friendly Project", and occasionally go to the military department for regular meetings.The marshal of the god of war, Aixinyushi, is almost a salted fish at home now.

However, even if Zuo Yanchuan is a "salted fish", he is also the most capable one among thousands of salted fish.

At least people don't do nothing at home like Neng Miao, just know how to refresh their brains.

Zuo Yanchuan is busy!

He was so busy that he needed to cut the screen of the optical computer into two screens, one side was Xingte's page, and the other side was the search bar of "Buy Bear", the largest shopping platform in Interstellar.

On the sub-screen of the Xingte page, there was a fan picture of Neng Miao.The painter designed a series of looks for Neng Miao in a certain superhero movie that is currently the most popular. Fans in the comment area @ Neng Miao's Xingte asked Zuo Yanchuan to buy some similar clothes for Neng Miao to cosplay.

And Zuo Yanchuan was doing this.He took the fanart as a reference, and ordered a bunch of clothes for Neng Miao on the Kuxiong platform.

Although Neng Miao has become popular in Interstellar, red pandas are still interstellar protected animals, and ordinary people cannot raise them, so of course there are no shops selling red panda clothes.

But Neng Miao's size was measured by Zuo Yanchuan specially by Jiang Yin. Except for the longer tail, in other dimensions, it is basically the same as Jiang Yin's short-legged cat named "General Jack".

So at this moment, Zuo Yanchuan used General Jack's size to choose various styles of small clothes in the store recommended by Jiang Yin.

In terms of dressing, Zuo Yanchuan has always been a person who doesn't care much.He has entered the military academy since he was a student and is used to wearing military uniforms at all times.After entering the military headquarters, he has been fighting outside all year round. The requirements for clothes are conducive to combat, and there are no requirements for appearance at all.So Zuo Yanchuan always thought that he would not be able to cultivate any exquisite clothes in his life.

Later he discovered that nothing is impossible.If there is, only seedlings can be raised.

The shopping cart with zero numbers all year round has reached the upper limit at this moment.And this is what Zuo Yanchuan is about to buy, and there are two more batches on the way, probably arriving today.

Just as Zuo Yanchuan was thinking, the robot Huihui had already received the signal and went out to pick up the courier.

When Ah Hui came back with several boxes of couriers, Neng Miao, who was lying on the sofa and brushed his brain, jumped up, raised his big tail excitedly, strolled to Ah Hui's side, straightened up and waited for Ah Hui expectantly. Unpack the express.

Did Zuo Yanchuan buy him some delicious snacks again?Ever since he knew Neng Miao liked to eat snacks, Zuo Yanchuan never stopped supplying him with snacks.The snacks are almost gone recently, and Neng Miao is counting the time when Zuo Yanchuan will replenish the snacks.

As a result, the first courier that Ah Hui opened was not snacks, but... a small pink shirt? ? ?

Neng Miao stared at the thing for three seconds, then immediately landed on all fours and slipped away.

Before he took two steps, he was hugged by Zuo Yanchuan who came over, and pulled him into his arms.

At the same time, Zuo Yanchuan took the little pink shirt that Ah Hui handed over, picked it up, shook it in front of Neng Miao's eyes, and said, "Try it on?"

don't want.Nomee turned his head and sternly refused.

But Zuo Yanchuan just politely asked Neng Miao what he meant, and after asking, no matter what Neng Miao was thinking, he unbuttoned his shirt, pinched Neng Miao's small pad, and began to help him get dressed.

Neng Miao twisted her body vigorously to cause damage, and at the same time whipped Zuo Yanchuan's arm with her tail.I said you, what happened recently!I used to avoid me like throwing sandbags, but recently I have nothing to do...

But what else?For the sake of intimacy, I can only spoil you!Nengmiao doesn't want to think about it mentally, but his body is still honest.As a result of his twisting, Zuo Yanchuan touched his tail hair a few times, and finally he was put on a pink shirt.

It's really ugly!Zuo Yanchuan, your aesthetics are too bad!How can a red panda in black and red be matched with pink?Neng Miao pointed to Zuo Yanchuan's clothes in his heart.

Zuo Yanchuan stared at Neng Miao, who had put on his shirt, with a thoughtful look on his face.

What he saw in his eyes was Neng Miao in the form of a red panda, but what he thought of was a picture he had seen before.

Neng Miao in the picture was anthropomorphized and became a boy with bear ears.The young man was clean and cute, and he was wearing such a pink shirt, with the buttons on the collar loose, revealing his attractive collarbone.

Zuo Yanchuan seldom paid attention to the appearance of human beings, and he had never been tempted by human beings.But this imaginary picture made Zuo Yanchuan feel the feeling of the heartstrings being fluctuated for the first time.The young man in the picture is too beautiful, his eyes seem to be projected into Zuo Yanchuan's heart lake, causing ripples and ripples, and the waves continue to sway until today.

At this moment, seeing Neng Miao impatiently pulling his clothes, Zuo Yanchuan couldn't help but whispered, "If you were human..."

Neng Miao immediately raised her head when she heard this, and looked at Zuo Yanchuan nervously.

Did he hear wrong?But just now he just heard Zuo Yanchuan say that if he was a human...hasn't he finished?

He is human!So what happened to humans?

Nomae's heart was beating fast.The answer to this question may be a matter of life and death for Neng Miao.After all, he has been bound by the system to Zuo Yanchuan, and Zuo Yanchuan's many thoughts are enough to determine Neng Miao's future.

But Zuo Yanchuan didn't say anything, looked at Neng Miao for a few seconds, and suddenly said: "Next time on the show, I will wear this one."

ha? ? ?Neng Miao's bear face was shocked.Is it true or not, Zuo Yanchuan?This set is too ugly, if you are on the show, the whole StarCraft will know that your Marshal Zuo's clothes are poor!

Thinking of this, Neng Miao barely moved his attention away from Zuo Yanchuan's view of the proposition "he is a human being", but he still felt a little uneasy in his heart.

However, after a few days, Neng Miao found that Zuo Yanchuan never brought up this topic again, and gradually he also forgot about it.

He already had one more thing to pay attention to.

The attention brought by the last video made the producer very satisfied.They decided to start a live broadcast next.

But this time, they wanted to get closer to the lives of Zuo Yanchuan and Neng Miao, so they applied to enter Zuo Yanchuan's home for filming.

Neng Miao originally thought that Zuo Yanchuan would refuse, but after returning from the regular meeting of the military department, Zuo Yanchuan agreed to the filming request.

He ordered Mengzhang's technology team to temporarily lift all security around his home on the day of filming, and arranged for the robot Ash to bring the film crew into the home for filming.

The theme of the shooting was "A Day in the Life of Marshal Zuo Yanchuan and the Little Panda Neng Miao", but the main part was completely concentrated in the kitchen and living room.

Nomae actually felt that there was really nothing to photograph in her daily life.Isn't it a day for the little panda in the fat house to play with the optical brain?

He was more curious about what Zuo Yanchuan wanted to do.

I always feel... After this shooting is finished, what new material will Marshal Zuo provide to you guys...