Spoiled Red Panda [Interstellar]

For the first time, Nomae understood what a real "fried hair" is like.

In the form of a little panda, when he felt Zuo Yanchuan's slender fingers inadvertently brushing his male symbol, he instinctively arched his back, turned his head angrily and stared at Zuo Yanchuan, and saw that his drooping At this moment, the tail was raised high like a demonstration, and all the fluffy hairs exploded, like a big brush.

Neng Miao froze for a moment.He remembered that he had heard that animal tails could express emotions.

In this way, it is fortunate that human beings have no tails, otherwise this "touching and exploding hair" state is really a bit embarrassing.

But Neng Miao felt that she could not blame herself for this!It's all Zuo Yanchuan's hands, dishonesty!snort!Looking at the handsome, cold, and strong gentleman, how can he be a hooligan when he comes up!

Zuo Yanchuan didn't know what the little panda was thinking at the moment.In fact, he was a little bit embarrassed about the private bear domain that had just accidentally bumped into this little guy.But Marshal Zuo never showed his mental activities on his face.

So he raised his hand indifferently, stroked Neng Miao's hairy tail, and said a few words to comfort him: "Don't worry, I will take care of you from now on."

What you mean is... if you touch it, you will be responsible!Noae hummed in his heart, and at the same time felt a kind of trembling that he had never experienced when he was a human being.Is this tail too sensitive?In this way, being gently held by Zuo Yanchuan from the root of the tail to the tip of the tail, Neng Miao's emotions seemed to be softened by his touch, and the little burrs that exploded in his heart were the same as the hairs on the tail, just like that was smoothed out.

Zuo Yanchuan looked at the little panda who was only scratching his arm, and squinted his eyes comfortably after being touched by his tail, and felt a softness in his heart.

After he had long been accustomed to living face to face with the god of death, fighting against the alien beast rogues of the wild star all day long, and using his famous lightsaber to achieve the title of "Imperial Iron-Blooded Army", he was called the "Iron Army of the Empire" by the whole empire. Zuo Yanchuan of "Wuxin Marshal" finally found the soft texture that the heart itself should have from this feeling that has been missing for many years.

This feeling was very faint, and it inadvertently penetrated into the bottom of his heart, and it could never come out again.

But at this moment, neither Zuo Yanchuan nor Neng Miao realized this.

Neng Miao was subconsciously immersed in this crisp and soft comfort, and suddenly heard the system sound of "Tiankeng 250" in his mind: "Congratulations to the host Neng Miao, for gaining 1 point of intimacy!"

Nomae was startled, and immediately concentrated.He tried to ask the system directly in his mind: "What is this intimacy value? Why do you suddenly get 1 point now?"

"Tiankeng 250" answered all questions: "The value of intimacy is the exchange currency for all items in this system. The way to obtain it is: Zuo Yanchuan, the target of the host Neng Miao's attack, consciously and purposefully making direct physical contact with the host Neng Miao Intimacy behavior, according to the intimacy of the behavior, the intimacy value of the corresponding points can be obtained."

Neng Miao digested for a while, and was stunned.

This means that if Canmiao wants to get something from the system and complete any task, he must obtain intimacy points.

And this intimacy value can only be obtained by Zuo Yanchuan if he takes the initiative to "hands and feet" him?

I go!What a loss!Nomiao burst into tears in her heart.Being "selled" by sacrificing his dignity in such a way to let him touch his tail, he only got a pitiful 1 point of intimacy in the end?

The broken mission to activate the "condensation energy mode" requires 30 intimacy points to be accumulated within a month!

In this way, wouldn't Neng Miao have to be touched by Zuo Yanchuan's tail 30 times!

Neng Miao felt aggrieved, her little pointed ears drooped, and the whole bear was depressed.

And Zuo Yanchuan looked at his pitiful and obedient appearance, thought that Neng Miao had been comforted by him, and immediately turned his attention to other things.

Today, Zuo Yanchuan just came back from hunting wild animals in the wild star, because he thought that the first batch of animals transported by the "Aixin Youxi Military Department's People-Friendly Project" would arrive at the QL-1 interstellar station where they were stationed in the Mengzhang Department. , I didn't even return home, so let's check the situation first.

Now, seeing that Jiang Yin can basically take care of everything else, Zuo Yanchuan decided to bring home the little panda he just adopted.

After greeting Jiang Yin, Zuo Yanchuan grabbed Neng Miao and left the interstellar station.

Nomiao hadn't really seen this interstellar world before. After leaving the station, he was attracted by the scene that he could only see in a sci-fi movie. Eyes, looking around curiously.

This QL-1 star is completely consistent with the earth in terms of ecological environment.The social environment has undergone tremendous changes from thousands of years ago.Nomiao looked curiously at the countless assembly-line cars without wheels running orderly in the air above his head.Even though there are no lanes in the sky, these vehicles are running in an orderly manner, and they seem to be much safer than the previous earth traffic.

But Neng Miaozheng was curious, and saw Zuo Yanchuan raised a hand, touched it in the void, and immediately a light golden illusory screen appeared in the air.Zuo Yanchuan skillfully tapped the screen twice, and the light golden screen suddenly formed a line in the air, and then a dark red wheelless cart that could accommodate at least two people flew out from the line.

Neng Miao's eyes were widened to the limit, and he really wanted to learn the magical skill of summoning a car from the void with this hand!

Zuo Yanchuan didn't know that he was thinking about this, but just carried him to the car.I didn't see any movement from him, and the car door opened slowly by itself.

Zuo Yanchuan hugged Neng Miao and sat in the car, Neng Miao couldn't help but grab his arm, stepped on Zuo Yanchuan's thigh with a pair of short legs, and pushed his nose and face towards Zuo Yanchuan with his short hands. Chuan put his head on his head, trying to stretch his small body as long as possible, so that he can carefully observe the internal structure of this black-tech cool car.

However, Neng Miao hadn't adapted to this body yet, so it was no surprise that before he could stand still, he slipped and sat back on Zuo Yanchuan's lap.

…Then he seems to have stepped on an indescribable part of Marshal Zuo with one of his feet… The feeling of his feet is actually pretty good…

Nomiao instantly felt his face heat up.Fortunately, he is now a fluffy little panda, so people can't see his red face like burning shrimp.

Even if it is reciprocity!Neng Miao made excuses for herself in her heart.

However, Zuo Yanchuan, who was accidentally eaten "tofu" by him, didn't feel anything wrong.

He simply thought in his heart that small animals are lively and active, especially in a new environment, they are more sensitive and active.Thinking about it, Zuo Yanchuan felt that as the master, he should shoulder the responsibility of making Neng Miao feel at ease.So, he pushed Neng Miao into his arms, hugged him tighter, and said: "There is not much space in the car, so please don't move too much for the time being. When you get home, you can move around well." gone."

Nomiao's only response to his "intimate" behavior was to use all his strength to pull/pull out his feet from where they shouldn't be.

This big brother, at first glance, you are frigid for solo mothers for many years, why are you so dull... Neng Miao complained in his heart.

However, Zuo Yanchuan's move added 2 points of intimacy to Neng Miao, which made Neng Miao quite excited.

While riding this unmanned wheelless air vehicle, he was thinking about how to gather 30 intimacy points as soon as possible.

So far, Neng Miao has no other choice.He couldn't help but think of his absurd wish: to eat and wait to die, to sell cute for a living.At this time, his situation really fits these eight words: If you want to cling to your golden thighs and wait to die, you have to try your best to be cute!

Xiong was under the system and had to bow his head.Neng Miao had no choice but to hold back the mentality of always wanting to blow up her hair, and thought about how to sell this cuteness well in front of Zuo Yanchuan.

Before he could think of any specific solution, the car came to a steady stop.Nomiao looked curiously at the independent building outside the car that looked quite old. The area of ​​this house is not large, and its appearance is not luxurious at all. It can no longer be called simple, but crude.Is this Zuo Yanchuan's home?Then this marshal is a bit aggrieved!Nomiao couldn't help but comment in his heart.

But Zuo Yanchuan obviously didn't feel aggrieved.The car door opened slowly again, and Zuo Yanchuan got out of the car with Neng Miao in his arms.When you walk to the door, the door also opens automatically.

Nomae was wondering how comprehensive the automation of this interstellar age was, so he saw clearly the short robot with a big head standing behind the door.

The robot's large electronic eyes are two spherical display screens, currently scrolling signs of pleasure.The voice of the robot is not as dry as the electronic sound, but full of emotion and excitement: "Master, you are back!!!"

Zuo Yanchuan nodded indifferently to his enthusiastic robot, and said, "Ah Hui, broadcast today's news."

Nomiao couldn't help rolling her eyes when she heard the name.Because it is a gray robot, it is called Ash, right?Sure enough, Zuo Yanchuan hadn't ordered the naming skill points, so he might have to thank Zuo Yanchuan for not naming himself "Xiaohong".

Nomiao was slandering, when he saw the robot's electronic eyes suddenly turn and turned into a projector, projecting a picture in the void.In the picture is a well-dressed woman, with a professional smile, broadcasting the news with emotion: "Our station news. Recently, diplomat Rong Yushan and the empire's chief 'cute-selling officer', the giant panda Rolling, visited The stars of the United Kingdom of Chavaral have been warmly welcomed by the local people. It is reported that the military committee has voted and approved the proposal of Carlos Diplomat on launching the "Aisinyusi Military Department's People-Friendly Plan". Animals from all the stars of the empire Among the protection organizations, 20 animals of various types were selected and handed over to the Mengzhang Department to try out this plan..."

Aisinyushi military plan for the people?Neng Miao immediately became sensitive, isn't this the "culprit" who brought him down to where he is today?

The meaning of this piece of news seems to be to let Zuo Yanchuan's Mengzhang department, like that Carlos diplomat, bring cute animals to get close to the people...

Neng Miao figured it out.If that's the case, this plan doesn't seem so terrible, does it?However, the obvious fear shown by the other red pandas at that time, and the episode at the station today, all seem to show that this plan is not as simple as the news reports at all.

Zuo Yanchuan was not at all interested in the news about Neng Miao's life and death. After listening for a while, he ordered the robot to turn off the news, and then said, "Ah Hui, I just came back and I'm a little tired. I'm going to take a shower first."

"Good master. I have prepared hot water for you in advance." Ashhui said courteously.

Zuo Yanchuan nodded, looked at Neng Miao in his arms, thought for a while, then handed him over to the robot Hui, and said: "This is the new little panda I brought back, named Neng Miao, and I will live with me from now on. You should wash him first, he must be very tired after traveling all the way from other planets."

"Okay, master." Ah Hui hugged Neng Miao, made a smiling voice, and watched Zuo Yanchuan walk through the room without too many decorations and walk up to the second floor.

Then the robot's electronic eyes suddenly changed, and the voice it made also had a mechanical feel: "Searching: How to bathe a little panda. No relevant information was retrieved, and a similar topic is recommended for you: How to wash a teddy bear. Step one: Put the toys in the washing machine..."

Nomiao's tail exploded again when he heard this.What the hell?washing machine?

I don't know what kind of structure this black-tech washing machine is.If it is still a roller like it was a thousand years ago, wouldn't Neng Miao's life be explained directly?

Neng Miao couldn't sit still, he frantically flapped his four short legs, trying to break free from the restraint of the robot's mechanical arms, but it didn't work.

He watched helplessly as he was carried up to the second floor by the robot and turned into a room.

As soon as he entered the door, Nomiao saw a particularly impactful scene:

Zuo Yanchuan's upper body was bare, and he was putting clothes into the washing machine in his hand.

He heard the sound of Ah Hui approaching, and when he turned around, he saw Neng Miao who was "hand to hand" with the robot.

This scene seemed to amused Zuo Yanchuan, a smile curled up on the corners of his lips.He asked, "Ah Hui, why did you bring Neng Miao here?"

The robot Hui immediately reported: "Master, I searched and found that you should use a washing machine to clean the bear toy."

"Washing machine?" Zuo Yanchuan frowned slightly, then reacted, and said, "You can't find how to bathe a little panda, right?"

Without hesitation, Zuo Yanchuan, who has always been hands-on when encountering problems, immediately took the responsibility of "bathing the little panda" to open up wasteland: "Then you give me the nengmiao, and I will take him to take a bath together."

The author has something to say: Neng Miao: Tiankeng 250, I have a doubt.You said that I will return to the human form in the future, how to calculate the intimacy value?

Tiankeng 250: Hello host, the results of the questions you consulted are not allowed to be displayed according to relevant laws and regulations.Also known as: indescribable harmonious words.

Neng Miao: ...Then let me ask, what is the best way to make Tiankeng 250?