Spoiled Red Panda [Interstellar]

About Red Panda: Red Panda, also known as Red Panda, is called Red Panda in English.It is a small animal that looks like a cat, with a reddish-brown body, a black belly, and a squirrel-like tail.Not giant panda cubs, not raccoons, not civet cats, not Mr. Gansu Noodles.Because too many people misunderstand and ignore the words and comment explanations, I especially highlight them before the article.

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Star calendar 2018, at night, in the 7th cage of the 16th car of the interstellar train "Dawn".

Neng (nai) Miao lay on the tree trunk specially prepared for him in the iron cage, facing the window of the train with a dejected expression.

The pitch-black night turned the originally transparent window into a mirror, reflecting Nomoe's small figure.

This is a little panda.Although the name is often confused with "giant panda", this little guy is two completely different species from giant pandas:

The round face is covered with brown-red short hairs that are exactly the same as the back, but the small pointed ears are surrounded by white hairs.Maybe it's because this kind of elf is so cute that even the Creator is delighted to see it, so like a childlike innocence, he playfully dotted two pinches of white hair on top of his big round eyes, and put the His little nose and the circle around his upturned mouth were dyed white.In this way, the fluffy and cute little face of the little panda looks more playful and cute.

But this little face, which makes anyone feel heartbroken when they see it, is resting listlessly on the tree trunk at the moment.The four short and fat little paws are holding onto the tree trunk tightly, as if afraid of falling due to the occasional vibration of the train.However, the thick, long and furry tail drooped straight from the tree trunk, faithfully reflecting Noae's inner depression at the moment.

This is the 10th hour when Neng Miao became the little panda, and also the 9.5th hour when Neng Miao was so sad.

Ten hours ago, he was still a human being, living on the earth in the 10st century, working hard every day to move bricks for some money and food to make a living.

Life is very bitter, only all kinds of fluff can't live up to it.Neng Miao, who naturally likes all kinds of cute animals, has to swipe the photos of the animals every day to relieve stress.

That day, when the meteorite fell, Nomiao happened to be brushing a photo of a red panda.Everyone else was excitedly feeling such a "rare in ten thousand years" spectacle, and devoutly made a wish towards the approaching meteorite.Neng Miao doesn't really believe in these things, but with a joking mentality of "don't allow nothing, don't allow it", he mutters in his heart:

If there is an afterlife, I will become a protected animal that "eats and waits to die, and sells cuteness for a living"!It's great to be like a little panda!

This idea is quite absurd, but it is far more absurd than the meteorite falling and the world collapsing.

Nomee, as a human memory, stays at that moment.

When he opened his eyes again, he really became a red panda.

When Neng Miao's mind was in chaos, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded directly in his mind: "Hello, Tiankeng 250 system is at your service. The host has been detected. Host Neng Miao, congratulations on triggering the Tiankeng wish Reach the welfare system and start the main mission of 'becoming a gangster who eats and waits to die, and sells cuteness for a living!"

... Is this the legendary "dreams come true"?

After a brief brain short circuit, Nomiao happily accepted his fate of "dead as a human, but alive as a red panda".

He could have just started his bear life happily, until...

"Hey...the...big...brother...brother who is facing...face..."

At this time, in the No. 15 cage next to Neng Miao, such a slow word suddenly sounded.

This kind of speech speed is indeed a bit outrageous, but for the big sloth brother with a speed of 6 cm per hour, this one may already be sharp-tongued.

At this moment, Neng Miao was not in the mood to talk to him, and just wagged his tail slightly in response.

The sloth brothers were slow-hearted, and didn't care about Nengmiao's cold reaction at all, and continued happily: "I... fell...to sleep...too... slow... 1... small... hours ...not...not...sleeping...so...so...come...chat...chat...ah...you...why...why...would...participate in... Add...this...plan...plan...well..."

When Neng Miao was asked by him, his heart became even more stuffy. He couldn't help but sighed loudly, and muttered weakly: "Don't mention it! It's too miserable!"

After rebirth, Neng Miao quickly understood with the help of the "Tiankeng 250" system that he was reborn in the interstellar era thousands of years later.

Because of the chain catastrophe triggered by the meteorite disaster, the earth ushered in the sixth mass extinction, and the vast majority of human beings were not spared.

Only a very small number of elites from all walks of life rushed out of the earth and embarked on the road of conquering the universe with the help of the "Noah's Ark in Space" project.

And just like the legend, in order to protect the species on the earth from being completely destroyed, scientists selected a pair of male and female with the best genes from many species in advance, and brought them into the "Noah's Ark in Space".

The species of the red panda has also successfully preserved the fire, and after humans have conquered many galaxies step by step and established a huge galactic empire, they have gained space to thrive.

Species are constantly evolving, especially species that reproduce after genetic selection.Therefore, some of the red pandas in the interstellar era have broken through to the next level in terms of "intelligence", and even produced a language for cross-species communication.

It is commonly known as "Chengjing".

Of course, in order to maintain the safety of the population, the refined animals still carefully "play stupid" in front of the dominant humans.

Nomiao was very excited when he knew this. He seemed to have seen a future where he could be a red panda if he wanted to, and become a human if he wanted to.

However, the facts gave him a big blow - although he was lucky to be reborn in a litter of mature red pandas, he was even more fortunate to be reborn in the only one among them who was not enlightened.

Knowing this, Neng Miao had no choice but to explain himself, it's not bad to be a lazy little panda!

He thought so happily, patrolling around in the new home, and then stumbled into a cage by mistake.

Then, his loyal "Tiankeng 250" system immediately notified him: "Dear host, congratulations on triggering the big task: becoming a volunteer for the 'Xin Aiyousi Military Department's People-Friendly Project! We are about to leave for Mengzhang Military Station QL-1 planet."

Neng Miao was at a loss at the time, and before he could figure out the situation, he saw fellow red pandas he had known for less than half an hour, lined up in a long line, holding his paw across the cage, with painful and exaggerated expressions on their faces. He even cried when he turned around.

This situation is like a memorial service.

Nomiao was confused by them, and felt more and more that this "Xinaiyousi Military Department's People-Friendly Project" was not a good thing.

What's even more frightening is that even the "Tiankeng 250" system has no more descriptions about this mission.

Nomae's mood became darker as a result.Under such anxiety and depression, he was locked in a cage, sent on the "Dawn" train, and became the cage friend of this big sloth brother.

After another 3 hours of long journey, the "Dawn" and Shuguang arrived at the destination together.

The door of the train compartment was opened, and Nomiao watched as a group of robots on wheels got on the train, stretched out their long mechanical arms, and transported cages of various sizes and animals out of the train compartment one after another.

Finally, it was Nomoe's cage to be carried out of the carriage. He saw a tall and straight young man in black on the platform. Every animal's cage had to pass in front of him, and the young man just silently carried his own cage. With a pair of dark eyes, after carefully observing these animals, he raised his hand and tapped something on the floating light curtain in front of him.

It seems that this young man is responsible for receiving these animals transported from various planets in the "Aisin Yusi Military Department's People-Friendly Project".For some reason, Nomiao looked at the young man and felt that there was a dark cloud between his handsome brows.

Just wondering, Noae's cage came in front of the young man.The moment the cage stopped, there was a sudden vibration. Neng Miao, who was lying on the tree trunk, slipped his hand for a moment and couldn't hold it firmly. With a "crack", he fell on his back.Neng Miao, who had just been reborn not too long ago, was still not quite used to this body, and his little short claws planed in the air, but he didn't turn himself over.

Looking at Neng Miao struggling to flap his chubby paws at the bottom of the cage, the young man who had been slightly worried seemed amused by his silly actions, and finally a gleam of joy appeared on his always gloomy face.

He smiled slightly, opened Neng Miao's cage, and was about to reach out and hug Neng Miao back to the tree.

But at this time, a strange voice came from behind: "Yo! This is the most elite team of cute pets that our military department has specially deployed from the entire galaxy for everyone in the Mengzhang Department? Oh, ah! Look at this chubby pet team." Xiaotuanzi, those four short and fat paws, if stretched out, I wonder if they can reach the top of his head?"

Nomiao didn't know who this person was, but only saw the young man who was bending over to hug her, and when he heard the voice, the smile that had finally surfaced disappeared in an instant.

But he didn't say anything immediately, but first hugged Neng Miao, put it on his chest, turned around, and rushed to the people and said coldly: "Young Marshal Karas, since these small animals have arrived here , it belongs to our Mengzhang Army. As a general of Lingguang Army, you have lost your identity by making such inappropriate remarks about our army at will."

Nomo was hugged by him and took a closer look at the man named Karas.This person looks pretty good, with a greasy head and pink face, and his hairstyle looks like it has been specially taken care of.The clothes are also quite coquettish. I don't know what material the white cloth is made of, but it looks very expensive.The bright gold decoration around the edge of the collar can emit dazzling light in the middle of the night.But what is even more eye-catching is that there is a giant black bird squatting on his left shoulder.

Callas laughed when he heard the young man's words, and said sarcastically, "Officer Jiang Yin, you are a talented student who graduated from the Department of Strategy of the Imperial Military Academy, so you should understand one more truth: in the army, the only end for the weak is—death! In the army It's the same with animals, isn't it?"

After he finished speaking, "Jie Jie Jie" smiled very sinisterly, raised his hand and slowly stroked the big black bird squatting on his left shoulder.That big bird looks similar to crows on Earth, but its body is three or four times bigger, especially its long tail feathers trailing behind it, like sharp black knives.

At this moment, the crow was staring fiercely at Nomiao with a gloomy and stern gaze, as if staring at some carrion.

This look made Neng Miao very uncomfortable, so he turned his face instinctively, and buried himself in Jiang Yin's arms.

This move seemed to trigger some signal, the big crow suddenly flew up from Karas' left shoulder, and flew straight towards Jiang Yin who was holding Neng Miao.Jiang Yin retreated instinctively, but he was a step slower after all. The crow's outstretched wings were like two flying knives, piercing Jiang Yin's eyes rather sinisterly.

Jiang Yin instinctively closed his eyes to avoid it, but he didn't know that the crow was bluffing.In an instant, he pounced on his real target, Nomiao.Before Noonae could react, the crow ferociously pecked at his big fluffy and fluffy tail, and took a big mouthful of hair.

Nomae felt a burning pain in his tail instantly, and tears came out of his eyes.

He stared tearfully at the stinky old crow proudly holding his tail, no matter how unintimidating his current fierce appearance looked, he only thought about one thing—— I also want to pluck off the tail hair of this stinking old crow viciously! ! !

The instinct hidden in his body raised his head, Neng Miao was in Jiang Yin's arms, kicked his hind paws vigorously, jumped high with all his strength, stretched his limbs vigorously, and showed the unique black fur belly of red pandas, with an imposing manner like Hongdi pounced on the crow.

The crow had expected it to be so. Its wings swept back slowly one by one, as if mocking Neng Miao: Look, I'm flying so slowly, you can't catch me, you short legs.

But this mocking gesture hadn't lasted for a few seconds when the stinky old crow neighed loudly, as if being strangled by the neck.But as soon as it barked, the sound stopped abruptly.

Neng Miao, who was still rushing forward uncontrollably in mid-air, saw the stinky old crow that was showing off its power just now, and instantly fell straight to the ground like a kite with a broken string.

And on the crow's neck, the feathers were lifted up messily, revealing a faintly visible wound.

This wound came from a light like a silver sword blade, and the direction Nomiao rushed towards at this time was exactly where the lightsaber was.

Neng Miao was shocked, but he couldn't control his castration at all.

Just as he was about to bump his head against the lightsaber, the lightsaber suddenly disappeared in the air.

Instead, a pair of hands caught the falling Nomiao.

Perhaps because of the habit buried deep in his genes, Neng Miao just stabilized his figure, and instinctively raised his arms to hug the neck of the person who caught him....

But at this moment, he is a little panda with very short arms. If he wants to hug someone's neck tightly, he can only stick his face to it.

So it was no surprise that Nomiao and the man who caught him touched lips.

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