My boyfriend is number one

Psychic Talking Office

"name?"

"Asmodeus Alia."

"A foreigner... what is your commission?"

"To be honest... I'm actually a demon." The girl sitting there looked only thirteen or fourteen years old, with a somewhat melancholy face, her hands neatly placed on her knees, "Do you know demons?"

"Ah... the one with the tail and horns, right?" Ling Huan Xinlong poured a cup of tea for the other party, and suddenly felt a little lonely in his heart.

The current kid's secondary illness is too severe to avoid... This is all due to the lack of social education.

"It's about the same...but demons of different races look different." The pink-haired girl showed melancholy, "As for our Asmodeus, we don't have horns, but we do have tails."

Linghuan Xinlong understands - oh ~ there is a complete set.

Nowadays, children with secondary illness are also very strict.

"So... what did you come to talk to me about?"

"Mr. Linghuan, you are a psychic, so you should be able to tell that I am a demon, right?" The girl continued with a sad face, "To be honest... I am very conflicted. Logically speaking, there are humans in my recipes. , but when I was in the demon world, I had a human friend. When I first arrived in this world, some humans were very friendly to me. I think it would be a sin for me to think about cannibalism... But you are a psychic, and you belong to the class higher than humans. You can talk to us demons directly, so I want to ask you."

"..." Linghuan Xinlong felt that this shouldn't happen to him, he should go to the hospital to find a psychiatrist.

Is it dangerous if the disease continues to develop? !Instead, go to see a doctor, come here to cheat money... Ah no, what are you doing in such a place to get rid of spirits? !

"I am a professional exorcist here." In fact, Ling Huan Xinlong, who is good at everything except exorcism, showed a serious expression, but his usual professional style did not let him drive this little girl away, he sighed He took a deep breath and decided to take a part-time job as a psychiatrist, "Since you ask this question, it means that you don't actually want to eat people, but you are just obsessed with the fact that demons should eat people. But you don't want to do anything that demons should do." I have to do it, so why don't you just give up eating people?"

"Also..." The pink-haired girl was convinced, and she smiled, "Thank you, Mr. Linghuan. You are the first human being to believe that I am a demon."

Yes, because I am kind-hearted and willing to play with the little ghost, but it seems that I am mentally retarded...——Ling Huan Xinlong thought to himself, and stretched out his hand by the way: "The consultation fee is 1000 yuan, thank you for your patronage."

The pink-haired girl blinked: "What?"

Linghuan Xinlong: "...Consulting fee, consulting fee! You don't have money with you, do you?"

"Because I just came to the world not long ago, and the money I brought is from the devil world." The pink-haired girl took out the banknotes, "Is this okay?"

When Ling Huan Xinlong saw it, he felt a little suffocated—Nimma, this is a toy banknote, right? !Isn't this fucking kidding me? !

Before chatting with the little ghost next time, you must collect money first... Linghuan Xinlong thought to himself, and prepared to send this little ghost away: "Okay, I won't charge you this time, go back and find your parents. "

"That's the problem... I entered the human world by mistake." The pink-haired girl said with even more melancholy on her face, "I don't know how to get back... The demon world and the human world are logically inaccessible , only big demons up to level 9 can do it, and I've only reached level 7."

This setting is too perfect!Why don't you write a novel! ——Ling Huan Xinlong slandered, but out of the kindness of his nature, he didn't intend to directly mock the little girl in the second period, but continued: "Really? Isn't that a bit bad? Are you okay? "

"Hmm... I thought I'd work hard, and when I reach level 9 and become a great demon, I'll be fine, right?" The pink-haired girl smiled.

"..." Linghuan Xinlong wondered if he should call the police.

After all, a kid who doesn't look like 14 years old is going to practice to become a devil or something... It sounds like a frequent visitor who ran away from home.

So he asked casually: "How do you want to practice?"

"Hmm... Mr. Linghuan, do you want to see my demon form?" the pink-haired girl asked.

Ling Huan Xinlong was perfunctory in his heart, but still put on a full face: "Well, okay, let me have a look."

"Then..." The pink-haired girl stood up, and her height, which was less than 1.5 meters, gradually grew to about 1.8 meters. The immature loli appearance before disappeared, and was replaced by a curvy figure. , a pair of blood-red pupils with a moist luster, the tails of the eyes are somewhat charming, the ears have become pointy, and the slender tail is flicked. The tip is not the usual inverted triangle, but a heart shape...

"This is my demon form." The girl's voice also changed significantly. When she laughed, the air around her seemed to be filled with pink bubbles. She raised her hand, and a ball of fire appeared in her hand. , "Using fire is a basic skill of our family... But this appearance is too eye-catching, so I usually pretend to be a human child. Mr. Linghuan, do you think I am thinking well?"

"...Zhoudao." It took Linghuan Xinlong a long time to find his voice. It seemed that there was nothing wrong with it, but his heart exploded long ago—oh my god!This is really a devil!There really are demons in this world, Jun... No, it means they come from the Demon Realm... Is there really a fucking Demon Realm? !

"Well... what did you say your name was?"

"Alia, Asmodeus Alia."

Asmodeus... wait!Isn't that the devil who is in charge of that in the Seven Deadly Sins? !no? ! ——Ling Huan Xinlong didn't dare to ask, so he could only continue to respond, and racked his brains to think of a way to fool this demon away as soon as possible.

At this time, the devil spoke.

"By the way, Mr. Linghuan, I don't have a place to live at the moment, can I work here with you?"

Linghuan Xinlong: "..." Huh?Work, devil?

At this moment, the desire to make money overwhelmed the survival instinct, and Ling Huan Xinlong's brain was full of small calculations.He doesn't have superpowers, and he has been solving cases by relying on things other than superpowers, but it's very difficult to get rid of the spirit...but it's different if there is a demon!

"That... can demons remove spirits?"

"Huh? That's fine. Although I'm not the best at cursing, it's taught in school."

There is still a school... Ling Huan Xinlong sighed, and said solemnly: "Okay! You have been hired!"

The above is the summary of how the demon who suddenly strayed into the human world——Asmodeus Alia became a wage earner.

A month has passed quickly, and Asmodeus Alia has become a qualified necromancer, and has an additional junior brother——Because of having superpowers, I feel that I can do everything except superpowers No, Shigeo Kageyama, who is nicknamed a bitch.

On this day, when the two of them followed Ling Huan Xinlong to handle a spirit removal commission, and then took the three hundred yuan reward from the other party to buy ice cream, something happened.

Kageyama Shigeo, who was licking ice cream, suddenly said, "Senior sister, be careful."

"Huh?" Aliya put down the ice cream in her hand, raised her head, closed her eyes and smelled it, "Um...it smells like a curse."

"Well, it seems very strong."

"Fortunately, Master is not here."

"Well, after all, Master is an exorcist, so he's not good at dealing with curses."

Then, the pair of brothers and sisters who were eating ice cream killed the evil spirit that suddenly appeared in front of them within ten seconds.

And when they were about to continue to leave, someone stopped in front of them.

"Did all of you do these things? It's amazing...Although it's not a special-grade spell spirit, it's beyond the normal range to be able to deal with it so quickly at such a young age, right?"

The speaker was dressed in black, and the upper half of his face was covered by a black eyepatch, so his silver hair was upside down.He is also very tall, just standing there gives people an invisible sense of oppression.

This person...is very strong. ——This is Shigero Kageyama's first impression.

This human being is very strong. ——This is the first label Aliya gave to the other party.

"Don't show that expression, I'm not a bad person."

Aliya showed vigilance: "It is said in "Teaching You One Hundred Ways to Deal with Fraud" that 90.00% of people who say this are bad people."

Kageyama Shigeo showed a hint of shock: "Senior sister, have you finished watching?"

"Yes, I feel that I have gained a lot, and you should also take a look at the tricks." Alia looked confident, "To tell you the truth, I understand human beings very well now!"

"Senior Sister is so strong." Shigeo Kageyama applauded respectfully.

"You can't just say things like people who understand humans very well. Humans are very complicated creatures."

"who are you?"

"Ask me?" The visitor almost teleported to the two of them, and smiled at them, "I am [Teacher]."