dog man man

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Yin Huaimu's family is a German shepherd, and my parents and I are also Teddy.My dad has been gifted and intelligent since he was a child. He is recognized as a genius dog in the family. He has a high IQ and became a man without any effort. .

My father "Taijiao" married my mother "Tai Jiaonen", and soon had my dog ​​son "Tai Jiaohua".They were quite satisfied with my nickname, but I thought it was too earthy, so I later adopted the nickname "Tae Jin".

Everyone says that we Teddy, the air is day and night, and if he goes crazy, he will not let him go, his mind is full of sun.

But I have to seriously refute: I am not, I do not!

My heart was clear, and the thoughts in my head were not so dirty that they were automatically coded until I met Yin Huaimu...

If the teddy dog ​​is perfect and the male dog is bent, 95% of them will be 1, and I am a special case.

Especially in the Sichuan-Chongqing area of ​​my hometown, this kind of place full of wandering and nothing to do, regardless of human beings and animals, 1 has always been hard to come by!

But I ignore all the zeros, and I am willing to be zero for the male god Yin Huaimu.

Our family is full of Teddy Gongs, and I successfully dragged them down. My dad was proud all his life, capable of everything, but he always stumbled over me.

He felt very embarrassed at first, but he slowly accepted it.After all, the son's whole body has been touched, and his purity is no longer there. He has also been planted by others for seven years. Can he still leave?Make do with it.

Who knows, Yin Huaimu and I are really about to get divorced!

And who knows, Yin Huaimu is also a male dog!

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I met Yin Huaimu for the first time when I was 16 years old.At that time, I was still unresponsive, and I was focused on learning to sing and dance. There were no distracting thoughts in my mind, and I had no superfluous thoughts about him, and I never thought that I would fall in love with and marry a human being in the future.

After getting along for a few years, when I was 22 years old, I also officially married Yin Huaimu.In front of him, I have always pretended to be a human being, not daring to show my flaws. My parents also cooperated with me, and they have been working hard to be a human being and integrate into human society these years.

When I first learned that Yin Huaimu is a German Shepherd, and also has a very rustic nickname "Mu Stout", my mother covered her heart and stared round her eyes!

But one day later, she completely figured it out, and accepted the fact frankly, and said with a smile: "Mu Mu is also a dog, that's just right, you two are not getting married across species, but just cross species, and you are a good match."

My dad finally liked Yin Huaimu. It turned out that he was not a human fresh meat, but a noble German shepherd with the blood of a military dog.

He transformed into a dog's paw, and shook the paw affectionately with Yin Huaimu: "Not bad! Our two families are well-matched."

My face is full of black dog question marks:? ? ?

Where is the right family!And your recognition is also seven years late.

Afterwards, I was very embarrassed and told Yin Huaimu that my dad was used to being "proud" and his narcissism could not be changed for a while.

Unexpectedly, Yin Huaimu also had an apologetic face, and said: "Sorry, I really don't think of you at all."

As soon as this remark came out, the three dogs in our family were very embarrassed.

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Regarding Yin Huaimu's sudden amnesia, I didn't believe it at first.But after repeated examinations by the doctor, and after a few days of observation, I found that he really forgot too much.

Yin Huaimu, who is currently 29 years old, has lost the memory of being a human being in the past ten years, and mistakenly thinks that he is still alive now, and calls me either "Sir" or "Brother".

Every time I listen to it, I feel complicated.

Although he was in good health, in other respects, the aftermath of the car accident was quite serious.The current Yin Huaimu not only cannot restore his tail, but also feels that he is still a dog spirit, and even forgot his name "Yin Huaimu".

After hearing about his younger brother's condition, Yin Huaimu's grandfather and father became restless, and his elder brother Yin Zeyang rushed to the hospital to visit him.

Yin Zeyang looks heroic and majestic. He has been an officer in the army all year round. Anyway, I can't imagine that he also has such a silly nickname "thick. long".

Yin Huaimu listened to this elder brother's words very much since he was a child, and Yin Zeyang also carefully explained the cause and effect to his younger brother, told him his human identity and name, and pointed to me specifically: "Huaimu, Xiao Jin is your wife. Seven years, you must not get this wrong."

Upon hearing this, Yin Huaimu looked at me, then at the ring on his hand, and said, "Am I really married to Mr. Tai?"

Yin Zeyang nodded: "Well, don't you see that Xiao Jin also wears a wedding ring? You two have a pair of rings, and you put them on yourself."

Yin Huaimu still showed hesitation: "But, brother, I thought my future partner would also be Demu."

Yin Zeyang: "..."

I didn't say anything, but I couldn't hide the disappointment in my eyes, and my heart was empty.

As Yin Huaimu forgot about me, my parents, and all kinds of things related to me, the distance between me and him has been widened by a large amount.

For him now, I'm just a strange companion dog.

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Don't take pity on me just because I'm a delicate flower, but this year's netizens are also...too strict, too simple and rude, so they don't take pity on me! !

There is no impenetrable wall in the world. Although Yin Huaimu and I's brokerage companies have kept everything secret, and both managers and assistants have kept secrets, it is true that Yin Huaimu and I had a car accident.If you want to find a way, you must check it, and it will be clear.

We had just been involved in the emotional discord and the suspected divorce scandal, but we had a car accident on the back foot.

Breaking news comes out one after another, even in TV dramas, I dare not act like this, but in reality, it is true. As a result, the names of Yin Huaimu and I have been on the hot searches this week.

It is estimated that there are competitors behind the scenes, and the marketing accounts that broke the news are sticking to their own words, but the general content is still the same. They said that Yin Huaimu and I had an argument in the car at that time. divorce.

Some people even made up the details very truthfully, as if they saw and heard it with their own eyes, which really made me laugh and cry. They couldn't afford to blacken Yin Huaimu, who was a big coffee, so they could only point their fingers at me.

After the car accident, I was slightly injured, but Yin Huaimu has not shown up until now, and his studio has not given any notice, so they deliberately said that Yin Huaimu was hurt terribly by me, and he has been seriously injured.

Yin Huaimu's tens of millions of fans, all the herds and flowers are all withered, they are heartbroken and grieved, they have been crying for the past few days, and they have nothing to love.

Most of the netizens are watching melons. Of course, there are also many fans who don't know the truth. The keyboard man is criticizing and blaming me, so my Weibo has fallen again. Every comment below is ugly. Private message It even exploded to 999+, and fell into the scolding war again.

I felt a headache on my forehead, which reminded me of the time when I was almost hacked by the entire Internet seven years ago.

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By the way, I have been single for 20 years, and usually a single dog can’t live that long, and I have already settled down in the ground, looking forward to being reborn as a human being in the next life, and becoming the child of the richest man in the world.

So I became refined, and later dated Yin Huaimu and fell in love.

The sunspots and trolls on the Internet always say that I am a scheming whore, full of bad things, and there are endless ways to seduce men. The 81 method can completely be written as a "Chrysanthemum Collection".

I laughed, do they think I'm Tai Wukong who went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?

If I really know the nine-nine-eight-one method, I can set off waves on the bed, my voice can be heard for thousands of miles, and the flowing water gushes like a waterfall, then Yin Huaimu must be guilty and guilty.

They also called me evil-looking, a coquettish child!

This emmmm... The vixen and the snake actuary are among our animals, the most beautiful in form, which one is not peerless, overwhelming, if those vixens look like me, they will cry.

To be a human being is to be brave, and so are we as dogs.I have to admit that I was indeed the one who took the initiative to pursue the male god Yin Huaimu back then, but I really didn't do anything excessive, and I didn't act promiscuously at all.

In private, I can scream like a marmot, screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Fan, but in reality, every time I see him, I instantly fall in love with him.

When I was a dog, my body was itchy and I often had to scratch it, and I also have this habit when I am an adult.If it's too thick, I pull it off, exposing arms, shoulders, ankles, etc.

In summer, the temperature is high and the weather is hot. Dogs need to stick out their tongues to dissipate heat. I just opened my mouth and blinked my eyes at the same time.

When dogs pee, they also habitually lift their legs. I tried to restrain myself from lifting my legs, so I just twisted my butt...

It's just that all of the above were accidentally seen by the male god Yin Huaimu.

These things spread ten, ten, and hundreds, and more or less spread to black fans, so that I was hacked out of the sky.

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Originally Yin Huaimu wanted to cooperate with Dong Keye to endorse a certain brand of sneakers, but now that Yin Huaimu had an accident, the two-person endorsement became Dong Keye alone, and their partnering scene had to be suspended for a while.

Dong Keye wanted to come to condolences, but although Yin Huaimu was awake, it was inconvenient to see other people, so he had to leave and gave some tonic gifts.

Yin Huaimu and I live in the same ward, and now our dog's tail is still exposed, so of course we cannot be seen by others except our family canine relatives.

In the past week, I have repeatedly asked Yin Huaimu to hide his tail under the bed, and he must not get out of bed easily, and walk around outside more, so as not to be found out about his true identity.

Every time the doctor came to diagnose and check our bodies, and the nurse gave injections and infusions, and changed the gauze bandages, Yin Huaimu and I lay quietly on the bed with our tails well tucked away.

At noon that day, when the nurse came to deliver the meals, Yin Huaimu showed his long tail and sat by the bed and asked me some questions. He wanted to learn more about his past self and hoped to recover soon.

I answered patiently one by one, but when I heard the knock on the door, I immediately grabbed Yin Huaimu's long tail and held it in my arms, then hurriedly slept on the same bed with him and covered him with a quilt.

The nurse who opened the door and entered was a little embarrassed when she saw that we were sharing the same bed: "Mr. Tai, did I disturb you?"

I quickly shook my head and laughed dryly: "Haha, no."

After the nurse delivered the meal and left with the cart, I felt the tail in my arms move. Yin Huaimu suddenly asked: "Mr. Tai, you seem to like my tail very much."

At this time, I spoke without thinking, subconsciously said: "I not only like your tail, but also you."

Yin Huaimu: "..."

I:"……"

The world seems to be quiet, and the atmosphere is also awkward!

People don't remember me at all at the moment, and I confessed suddenly that he must have been frightened.

But please believe me, I am very serious and sincere Teddy!