dog man man

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On the first snow day, my cousin came in a white down jacket and came on a colorful sled, which perfectly fit the image of Gouhaha's favorite dog.

But this time, he came here to help me out.

Seeing Gouhaha fell into depression, I dragged him aside to comfort him.But Gouhaha asked me: "Taijin, why is your cousin smiling all the time? Is he...is he laughing at me? Think I'm a dick?"

I:……

incredible!Brother Gou, it's rare to see a Erha who is as self-aware as you!

I was so emotional in my heart, but I still smiled kindly on the surface: "No, don't misunderstand my cousin, he is a Samoyed, he always smiles like this to everyone, he is naturally smiling."

"Oh, yes?"

"It must be! And did you hear it just now? My cousin clearly praised you for being interesting. You must know that good-looking skins are the same, but interesting souls are one in a million, and you are the one in ten thousand!"

When Gouhaha heard this, he was overjoyed, and hope was rekindled.

What a coaxing erha!

My cousin prefers to ride a sled rather than a luxury car, and the sled he was riding on today was also pulled by several Samoyeds in the family.In the sun, the sled was shining brightly in seven colors.

In my cousin's opinion, this sled is full of aristocratic atmosphere, luxurious and perfect, and it is a symbol of status.And in my eyes...

ah!no!My eyes hurt so badly that I almost went blind.

sorry!Cousin, I really can't appreciate the beauty of this sledge.

But Gouhaha is different from the aesthetics of our normal dogs. His eyes are bright, and he is obviously very fond of it. He said he likes this colorful sled, and asked my cousin: "Mr. Sa, can I take your sled?"

My cousin was both surprised and moved. At this moment, he felt that he had found a bosom friend. He nodded repeatedly, and took the initiative to pull Gouhaha to sit on it.

I:……

etc!What's the matter with you two?Why the sudden sledding?

Cousin Sa Junye also asked me: "Jinjin, do you want to come up and sit together?"

"No... no need, thank you."

I don't like sledding, and I don't have much interest in outdoor skiing. I just want to stay indoors when it's cold and snowy.

Besides, I'm not your sledgehammers!

Sorry again!Cousin, but there is no way, this is the truth.

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In this way, I held hot tea, stayed in the warm room, and quietly watched my cousin and Gouhaha play the sleigh all afternoon.

At dinner, the three of us also ate together.Since my cousin came here for the first time, it was also the first time he had close contact with Gouhaha. He didn't know Gouhaha's actual identity, so he was going to order some food.

But Gouhaha yelled directly: "Waiter, prepare a whole bone feast!"

Sajunye: "..."

After we gnawed all kinds of bones and drank all the bone soup, Gouhaha and my cousin competed to pay the bill, and in the end Gouhaha won, saying that it was thanks to my cousin for letting him ride on the gorgeous colorful sleigh, and it should be rewarded to my cousin. elder brother.

Moreover, he patted his chest and said, "It doesn't matter! With my financial resources, it's no problem for me to support you."

Sajunye: "..."

I really want to wake Gou up with a bone haha!My cousin is going to inherit tens of billions of family property in the future, you don't know anything about his financial resources!

That night, I was going to turn off the lights and go to bed, but Gouhaha was caught off guard and asked to make a video call with me.

I thought he was in a hurry, but as soon as I opened the video, I saw him with mask mud on his face and shaving his legs while asking me: "Xiaotai, you said you are a little Teddy, why would my cousin Is it a Samoyed?"

I:"……"

Dude, can you ask a nutritious question?

I couldn't help rubbing my forehead, and explained: "He and I are distant relatives, and the relationship is relatively distant."

"Then according to what you say, Xiaotai, I can be considered your relative, we are all dogs!"

I:"……"

"Can't bear it, our Teddy is still very smart."

Gouhaha frowned, and shaved his legs vigorously: "Huh? Taijin, what do you mean by that?"

"Uh..." I had an idea, and said with a smile, "I...I mean, haha ​​brother, you are smarter! We don't dare to value such a noble dog like you."

Gou Haha still frowned: "Taijin, I don't allow you to belittle yourself like this, you're not that stupid."

I:"……"

"Anyway, don't underestimate yourself. Maybe we can become a family of dogs in the future."

"What do you mean?"

"Don't you understand this? I've taken a fancy to your cousin!"

I:…………

ah? ? ! ! !

"Brother Gou, you... are you serious?"

"Well, Sajunye's looks are too suitable for my liking. He is the type I like. The most important thing is that he is as handsome and witty as me, and also loves to play with sleds."

I:…………

Life, united Erha, did you finally attack my cousin?

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Before the recording of the eighth episode of the program "Let's Suck Dogs Together", our four guests and a few amateurs who participated in it this time were all present.

When we each led a few dog partners to the stage, the Erhus on Gouhaha's side all surrounded the colorful sled brought by my cousin.They keep barking "Wow, woof, woof, woof", and they like it very much.

Cousin bent down and touched these huskies, but they didn't know how to be reserved at all. At this time, they didn't suppress the dog nature at all, and just licked them!

Erhus started licking my cousin frantically, everywhere.Seeing this, we were all caught off guard. Fortunately, Gouhaha rushed up quickly and pulled away these licking dogs.

There has been snow in the past few days, but it usually snows in the morning and evening, and the sun is still high at noon.

Although the temperature is low, it does not affect our outdoor training activities.The director said that during the recording this time, I hope everyone can relax. In fact, the task is also very simple, that is, the guests in each group play games with the dogs, and bring along the amateur guests by the way.

I have a little cold these two days, so I cheered for them from the sidelines, being a cheerleader.But the German shepherds still have to play, so I asked my cousin to help me lead the team.

Because my cousin had pursued me before, he was also Yin Huaimu's "rival in love" in the past. Although Yin Huaimu has lost his memory now, he is still very vigilant.

Thousands of miles away, the three "virtuous sons" also seemed to feel the call of the boss. They surrounded me to prevent my cousin from getting too close.

My cousin looked helpless, and I couldn't laugh or cry, wondering if Yin Huaimu was so possessive?

But I was not feeling well, so I had no choice but to coax the three German shepherd cubs. I asked them to be obedient and cooperate with my cousin's command.

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The program team selected a pond in the wild, where the dogs would have a winter swimming competition, without even thinking about it, the short-legged corgis would definitely be at the bottom, and Jin Mao was reluctant to let them enter the water.

The director shook his head and said that's not okay!The staff also persuaded Jin Mao not to spoil the children any longer. This time in the winter swimming competition, it is not important to win prizes, but to participate.

As a result, there was a variety show accident just after the competition started.

Gouhaha, the huskies in their team probably liked my cousin and wanted to have fun, so they bit my cousin's trousers and dragged him into the water together!

We had just pulled my cousin ashore, but my cousin's jacket corner was hooked again, and it was connected to the collar chain of one of the huskies.The husky was also frightened and ran wildly, so my cousin was dragged away again.

Gouhaha quickly chased after him. When my cousin was about to hit a tree, Gouhaha jumped forward with all his strength, and tore off my cousin's thick cotton pants with both hands!

And half of my cousin's red underwear was exposed...

The scene was once embarrassing to the extreme! !

But my cousin finally stopped, it's just that the thing in front got stuck in the snow, and he braked with the thing in front [beep beep beep]...

I cried! !

Cousin, what will you do in the future!

The program team quickly sent my cousin to the hospital, and the huskies that caused the trouble were also locked up.Afterwards, I kept thinking, could my cousin be the worst amateur guest in history?

Seeing my cousin wake up with a pale face, Gouhaha knelt beside him with deep guilt on his face: "I'm sorry! But no matter what you become, I will be responsible for you!"

The cousin was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "It's okay, it's actually not that serious."

"Isn't this serious? Don't force yourself! I must be responsible to you, to your lower body!"

Sajunye:? ? !

"Which lower half is born?"

"Both body and life, either one is fine."

Sajunye: "..."

I... I'm so kneeling!

Brother, you are such a rambunctious talker!Is it so teasing?