dog man man

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He suddenly performed a split in place for me!What kind of show operation is this?

This meeting ceremony is a bit big, bro!

Seeing that Gouhaha was frozen in place, as if he couldn't get up by his own strength, I was shocked and hurried forward to help him up, and I heard the crunch of bones during the process.

Damn!Even in a dream, brother, it's not easy for you!

I was wondering if I should contact his assistant and help him back to his room?Unexpectedly, Gou Haha twitched his nostrils again, moved his head closer, and sniffed around me.

I subconsciously pushed him away, shit!What is he trying to do?

I was married at a young age, a dog with a husband!

"Woof?" Gouhaha tentatively called twice.

I:"……"

"Wang Wang!"

I:"……"

Could it be that he too...couldn't be such a coincidence?

"Wow, woof, woof!" Gouhaha plucked a hair from the top of his head and gave it to me as he barked like a dog.

I:? ! !

Sorry, I couldn't help but rant myself.

This is not the entertainment circle, it is clearly the entertainment dog circle! !

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Early the next morning, the program team started recording the pilot film of "Let's Suck Dogs Together". A total of four guests including me were present.

Gou Haha is a few years older than me. This morning he was holding his waist, and he walked crookedly, unnaturally, and he even wore a wig.

The director and the staff were a little confused. Gou Haha and his assistants laughed and explained the reasons casually. First, they said that Gou Haha accidentally slipped while taking a shower last night; It is also slippery, cut into a dog-like shape.

I listened silently on the sidelines, without revealing.

If I hadn't witnessed Gouhaha sleepwalking splitting legs last night, and kept pulling out his hair for me, eager to prove his real identity, I would have almost believed it.

Among the four guests of this season's "Let's Suck Dogs Together", besides me and Gouhaha, there is also a man and a woman.Gou Haha naturally became the comedian, and the only female guest was actress Liang Xicheng.

Liang Xicheng is 28 years old. She debuted for a long time and acted in many dramas, but she has never been popular.However, during the summer vacation last year, a workplace drama with an average cast and no traffic stars, which was not expected at first, suddenly became a dark horse.

And she played the second female villain in it very brilliantly, and even overshadowed the first female lead in the limelight, so the audience was deeply impressed, and Liang Xicheng finally turned around.

My impression of Liang Xicheng is also not bad, because unlike me, she is usually low-key, she is also an actress who is not hyped and has almost zero gossip.

While waiting for the fourth male guest, the three of us sat around and chatted to ease the embarrassment. As a result, the last big boss who was mysterious and finally appeared was an old face I was familiar with, and I just saw it not long ago... Jin Mao.

I wondered in my heart that Jin Mao, who had been out of the circle for a long time and had been teaching in school with peace of mind, first made a guest appearance in a movie, and now he participated in the same variety show as me.

Assistant Xiao Xiao inquired about the gossip, saying that the program crew had never thought of inviting Jin Mao.After all, he is a big celebrity, and his temperament is not suitable for this variety show. Besides, he has never been on any variety show before.

But this time, it was Jin Mao who took the initiative to contact the program team and asked to come over.

My eyelids couldn't help twitching violently. After the left eye twitched, the right eye twitched, and after the right eye twitched, the left eye twitched. I couldn't tell if it was good or bad.

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The content of the pilot film at the beginning of the program is nothing more than introducing the identities and origins of our four guests, their respective characteristics, and their relationship with dogs since childhood.

Next, the four of us began to choose our favorite dogs.I am a refined Teddy, so I will inevitably be envied and hated by ordinary Teddy. Besides, I did 0 for love and married Yin Huaimu, a German Shepherd.In order to avoid suspicion, I chose the German Shepherd.

Perhaps in the eyes of others, they are black-faced men and domineering military dogs, but in my opinion, it is like meeting Yin Huaimu and his domestic dogs, they are very kind, and they are all German shepherd babies who are so cute that I will not pay for their lives!

I don’t know if Jin Mao’s thoughts coincided with mine. Anyway, he didn’t choose a golden retriever, but a litter of corgi cubs.

My eyes lit up, and I couldn't help but "tsk tsk" in my heart, sure enough!

He really loves "a certain subject"!

Liang Xicheng, as the only female guest, chose the cute and soft Shiba Inu, the walking emoticon pack of the dog world!

She touched the heads of several firewoods for a while, and rubbed her face for a while, as if she was addicted to poison and couldn't stop.

As for Gou Sheng, our unique "Gou Haha" teacher, without hesitation, was the first to rush into Room [-], which is a room full of huskies.

Although he was the first to choose a dog, we all chose him, but he didn't come out of the house for a long time.

When I, Jin Mao, and the staff of the program group went to see him, who would have known that the door would open...

Gou Haha was thrown to the ground by a group of erhas and hit him on the head. His wig fell off, and the marks of erhas were all over his face.

I:……

What did you do?It's also a husky, why do you make them hate you so much?

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The pilot film of the show was recorded to the last party, the director asked us how we felt?

I just said a few words casually, what is harmony between humans and dogs, dogs are always the most loyal friends of humans, etc.; I am not interested in hearing what Jin Mao and Gouhaha have to say, they are dogs anyway.

Liang Xicheng smiled sweetly, and said: "I am surrounded by dogs now, and the feeling of being surrounded by dogs is really both happy and nervous!"

She seemed to have forgotten the existence of our other three male guests. She had to admit that a woman's intuition is really accurate, and we are indeed dogs.

After the recording was over, Gouhaha was very enthusiastic and took me and Jin Mao to eat mutton hot pot.

Up to now, the three of us are also like dogs, and we have met each other frankly.

"I knew it! If I came to participate in this program, I might meet the same kind. I didn't expect to meet me, and I even met two at once! Hahaha!"

"I'm so moved! Clam clack quack quack quack quack quack quack..."

I was about to be brainwashed by his devilish laughter, and I didn't know why he was so excited.Then he went on to say: "I haven't met another dog so far, and I have always been very lonely. Among the erhas of the same family, I am the only adult, so they dislike me, and now they only regard me as a shit-shoveling officer , none of them want to be with me."

After drinking, Gouhaha uttered the truth, and began to tell about his uneasy love history: "Later, I fell in love with a cat who became a spirit, but the cat didn't love me, saying that we are different from cats and dogs, my heart hurts so much!"

"Please! Can you do Big Brother a favor?"

Hearing what he said, Jin Mao and I waited for the next article, but he said again: "I still want to have sex, this time I have to find a dog to have sex, it's so cold, it's going to snow soon, help me Let me find someone to warm the bed."

I:……

Jin Mao: ...