dog man man

01

It's been almost ten years since I debuted, and I'm still a third-tier male star. It's hard to imagine what it's like to be popular overnight, and I'm destined to not be popular.

Anyway, I'm already a Buddha, so I'll pick up shows when I have one, run small variety shows, participate in events to gather the number of people, and help support the scene.When I don’t have a schedule, I just stay at home and watch dramas and play games, eat, drink and sleep until noon. The days are pleasant and I won’t starve to death.

At the beginning of March this year, a domestic online variety program group took the initiative to invite me.This is a reality show similar to survival in the wild, and the guests will inevitably suffer. The show can't invite any famous celebrities, so they can only settle for the next best thing, and invite me to be one of the resident guests.

I have always been idle. I played a supporting role for ten thousand years in the drama. The variety show I participated in before was just a flying guest, showing my face a little. Now my manager is almost giving up on me. Seeing someone take the initiative to invite me, I have made money , immediately arranged for me clearly.

After that, I got up early and stayed late every day, slept in the open air, accompanied mosquitoes all day long, and traveled in the wilderness and forests of various places.After tossing and tossing for more than five months, my whole body was emaciated, and I lost almost ten catties of flesh, just like a dead dog.

On the way back home, I fell asleep on the plane and got off the plane after waking up. I habitually checked Weibo, and found that today’s trending Weibo search turned out to be——

[Yin Huaimu and Tai Jin, the seven-year itch of husband and wife, suspected divorce! 】

My eyes widened instantly!

I was dazed for three seconds, and then I poked into related topics and events with trembling hands. As a result, one after another was more exciting news, which made my scalp tingle.

Because I am one of the parties involved, Taejin.

02

After seven years, I didn't expect that I would be on the hot search again.

In fact, this is mainly thanks to Yin Huaimu's blessing. Everyone's attention seems to be always on him.

When the news first broke out, the entire Weibo platform was about to collapse again. Netizens were all kinds of "fucking shit", brushing countless "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and exclamation marks. Yin Huaimu made public his love affair and directly announced his marriage at that time.

This is undoubtedly a recent big melon in the entertainment industry. It is estimated that when the major events in the entertainment industry are counted at the end of the year, Yin Huaimu and I will be ranked among the top three.

The marketing guru who broke the news said that, in fact, we have long existed in name only. He also sorted out the timeline of Yin Huaimu and I’s itinerary in recent years, and also listed and analyzed various realities from the perspective of basic necessities, food, housing and transportation, and our online and offline interactions every time. hammer.

Not only that, they also took a group of secret photos, in which it was not Yin Huaimu and me, but his recent partner Dong Keye.

My heart suddenly felt cold.

Who is Dong Keye?

I know very well that he has just turned [-] this year, and he belongs to the same brokerage company as Yin Huaimu, so he is Yin Huaimu's younger brother.Moreover, he is fair and beautiful, with crooked eyebrows and dimples on his face when he smiles, he is a popular little fresh meat that everyone is looking after now.

His resources are amazing, and the endorsements he receives are all big names in Europe and America, and his popularity and fan base are even a few blocks away from me. If I were a big treasure, he would be SKII and LAMER, which is incomparable.

But to be honest, Dong Keye's eyebrows and eyes are actually a bit like me when I was young, so it's good to be young.

It's not like I have three fears now, fear of poverty, fear of getting fat, and fear of baldness.

03

Netizens are hotly discussing the reasons for my divorce with Yin Huaimu. For example, we get together less often and leave more. One of the parties may cheat, have an extramarital affair, or even have an illegitimate child with another woman...

True or false, they were discussing in full swing, the soul of gossip was burning, and some people had amazingly big brain holes, some guesses made me almost laugh out loud, hehe wry smile.

But in this marriage, the wrong party seems to be me, and everyone's hearts are biased towards Yin Huaimu.

After all, I'm a tepid little actor with a lot of slander, but what about Yin Huaimu?

He is an actor who has both good looks and strength, and has won numerous awards.

Back then, Yin Huaimu was gentle, elegant, and personable. He was the white moonlight and cinnabar mole in the hearts of countless fans, including me of course.

He can be seen from a distance and can’t be played with, like a snow lotus, and I was an [-]-year-old seven years ago, even if I was humbled into the dust, I couldn’t bloom a single flower, it would probably just turn into dust, and it would disperse when the wind blows .

We decided to come out, and even when we got married, I was overwhelmed with black material!

The dream lover of thousands of boys and girls was snatched away by me, so very few people blessed me. Most of them were envious of me and hated me. They said that I saved the earth, the galaxy, the universe, etc. in my previous life. That doesn’t count. What, you forced me to *cao a series of coquettish sluts, white lotus, vicious scheming whores.

When I blinked, I gave Yin Huaimu a discharge; when I smiled, there was a knife hidden in the smile; when I raised my hand and bent down, I was swaying my head; when I opened my mouth to speak, it was even more serious, saying that I was cute and flirtatious, sweet talk, sweet mouth, anyway, it was nothing good words.

In short, everything is my Taijin's fault, I am shameless, I cheated and seduced Yin Huaimu by any means.

Celebrities with a lot of gossip can build buildings, tens of hundreds of floors, and they are already on their knees; my gossip is high-rise buildings built on the ground, with tens of thousands of buildings, and a large commercial CBD has been built!

The black fans are awesome, I really want to applaud them!

04

I was exhausted physically and mentally at the time, and I didn't want to blackmail the male god, drag him off the altar, and was ready to quit the circle.

Yin Huaimu said: "If we want to get back together, no matter what, I will definitely marry you."

Of course I was moved!

At that time, I was so moved that if I was a girl, I would throw myself into the arms of the male god and cry.

The male god is so affectionate and gentle, so I resolutely married him.

I first met Yin Huaimu at the age of 16. He was tired and paralyzed during dance practice. I handed him a glass of sugar water. At that time, we both debuted. Although we were the same age, I was his senior and took care of him all the time, but later he became more and more The redder it is, the resources are top-notch.

At the age of 22, he and I officially got married. Now we are 29 years old. I thought we would remain in love for the rest of our lives, but we still couldn't avoid the seven-year itch.

I rushed back today and planned to spend our seventh wedding anniversary with Yin Huaimu. It's all good now. Now the overwhelming news is that he and I are about to divorce.

In the eyes of others, I, the coquettish bitch who took the initiative to seduce Yin Huaimu and occupied their male god for seven years, is finally going to die.

05

Now that the news is so well-informed, all major entertainment platforms have sent push messages in time for such explosive celebrity gossip, lest people in the world will not know.

My assistant Xiao Xiao naturally got the news. He wanted to stop me, but he was a step too late.

Seeing me frozen in place, without blinking, staring at the phone screen, he looked at me with sympathy and pity, wishing to give me a loving hug.

Brother Ling, the manager, became more irritable. He called and yelled, "What the hell is this! Tai Jin, what the hell are you doing? You don't want to be in the circle anymore, do you?"

I have been scolded countless times by him over the years, the most severe one was seven years ago, when I was scolded bloody and suspicious of life, today it seems to have broken the record again.

Brother Ling is in his forties, and he is not young. I am really afraid that he will have a heart attack in anger.

I didn't say a word, then hung up Brother Ling's phone, and told Xiao Xiao that I could leave work early, and told him to go home first.

Xiao Xiao hesitated on his face, a little worried about me: "Brother Jin, do you really want me to go back with you?"

I shook my head with a flat face: "Yeah."

Since I was a resident guest of that adventure travel variety show, I flew all over the country with the program group, and I haven't been home for five months.

After arriving home today, the house was empty, the cleaning aunt was not there, Yin Huaimu didn't know what he was busy with, where he was now, and he didn't come back anyway.

Such a big thing happened, and he didn't even make a phone call.I clenched my phone tightly, and had the urge to call him several times to question him, but I glanced at the wedding ring on my hand and held back.

I was staring at the phone in a daze, I had no thoughts at this moment, I just wanted to wait for Yin Huaimu to come home.

After eight o'clock in the evening, I heard the sound of opening the door, and finally waited for him.

06

"Huaimu..." I called him out, my throat was a little dry, and I found that I wasn't used to calling him that for a long time.

Seven years ago, I usually called him by his first name, and on the surface I became friends and brothers with him, but in private, I always regarded him as a male god and secretly fell in love with him.

After marriage, Yin Huaimu always said that I was his treasure, darling, and wife, and asked me to call him "husband" more often.

Seeing that Yin Huaimu's expression was wrong, I immediately changed my words: "Husband."

Hearing this, he raised his lips and smiled slightly, as if he didn't know the rumors of our divorce, he came over and gently shook my hand, and said: "Today is our wedding anniversary, let's go to that restaurant, I'll order Good location."

Now that he has made all the arrangements, I nodded and went with him.

That Chinese restaurant was the place where Yin Huaimu proposed to me, and every year since then, whenever the wedding anniversary comes, we both go there for dinner.

Without calling the driver, Yin Huaimu drove me by himself. The whole journey was very quiet. There was such a big trouble, but he didn't say anything, and I, in the passenger seat, looked at the ring on his hand. , did not rush to ask.

When he was about to reach the restaurant, he finally said, "Xiao Jin, I want to confess something to you."

My heart suddenly panicked!

What is he going to say?

Are you really going to divorce me?Tonight is also my last dinner with him?

I was nervous, waiting for Yin Huaimu's next words, but he suddenly changed the subject and asked me, "Are you hiding something from me? Xiao Jin."

I:"……"

What do you mean by that? !

When I think about it again, my heart is about to jump out!

Oops!Could it be that the secret I had hidden for many years was discovered by him?

I suddenly thought of the real reason why he wanted to divorce me, because I was not at all...

My heart trembled, and I didn't dare to look at him immediately. I bowed my head and said apologetically, "Yes... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to lie to you, I really..."

Yin Huaimu interrupted me: "Xiao Jin, I actually lied to you too."

I:? ? !

In modern TV dramas and novels, there are often very classic bloody plots, that is, car accidents.

But sometimes real life is even more bloody. Yin Huaimu and I have different ideas, and we both planned to confess our mistakes, but at the next intersection, there was a car accident.

During the huge impact, the whole car turned over, and Yin Huaimu protected me with his body, holding me tightly in his arms.A second before I lost consciousness, I saw blood bleeding from his forehead, and then my eyes went dark, and I passed out.

07

After waking up from the hospital, as soon as I regained consciousness, I noticed a strange feeling under my body...

I reached out and touched it, and it was fluffy, and when I lowered my head, I saw brown hair.

What the hell! !

Why is my tail sticking out? ! !