The whole Internet is black, I was chased and killed by my ex

"What's wrong with you?" Yang Yan looked at the tightly wrapped Lin Siji in astonishment, "It's not so cold today, is it?"

"I've got a cold." Lin Siji said in a low voice.

Yang Yan was stunned: "Why didn't you say it in WeChat, did you have a fever?"

He took a step forward, brushed away the broken hair on Lin Siji's forehead, and placed his hands on his forehead.

"It's so hot." Yang Yan frowned.

"The fever has subsided, and my body temperature itself is relatively high." Lin Siji said.

He stood there motionless, obediently letting Yang Yan touch his forehead.

Yang Yan's hand was between ice and cold, and it felt wonderful after touching his forehead.

Lin Siji felt the coldness on his forehead, and seemed to have a slight pain from hypothermia. The contradiction between the softness of the palm and the hardness of the knuckles made people curious.

Lin Siji liked this kind of touch very much, but Yang Yan quickly withdrew his hand.

Yang Yan said: "If you are sick, you should take a good rest. Why do you still come out to blow the cold wind?"

He was a little shorter than Lin Siji, standing in front of Lin Siji, with his head raised, his hands in his pockets, his frowning posture was full of momentum, like a kindergarten teacher scolding an ignorant child.

But there is no such kind of kindergarten teacher, such a fierce teacher will be dismissed by the school, even if he is not dismissed, the children's constant enthusiasm for the beautiful teacher can annoy him to death.

Under Yang Yan's reprimand, Lin Siji shrank his neck slightly, buried the tip of his nose in the scarf, and said unconvinced: "Didn't you ask me out?"

"..." Yang Yan glanced at the fool, "You can refuse."

Lin Siji didn't answer the conversation directly, and after a while, he spoke, with a bit of grievance in his words: "Are you afraid that I will infect you with a cold?"

Yang Yan couldn't understand his brain circuit, so he responded inconceivably: "No."

Lin Siji continued to whisper: "Then you let me go back to the dormitory... I'm already out, but you still let me go back. You don't feel sorry for me at all. I'm a patient, so aren't you afraid that I'll collapse in the stairwell after walking twice? .”

Yang Yan: ...

He reasonably suspected that Lin Siji had burnt out his brain.

Otherwise, how could he say such unreasonable and provocative remarks that even the best of them would be willing to bow down.

"...Really not." Yang Yan said helplessly, he didn't realize that when he said this, he had automatically imitated the tone of the domineering president in the second-rate film and television drama to coax the little wife, "I just think you should take a good rest... ...After all, you are sick...and how do you eat heavy oil and salt dishes?"

Lin Siji snorted: "You're just afraid that you'll be infected during meals... If you're not willing, I'll just go back to the dormitory now."

Yang Yan: ...

He said with a headache: "Okay, just go, anyway, it's not me who won't be able to eat when the time comes."

Lin Siji snorted again, announcing his brief victory.

Yang Yan was very prescient, he invited Lin Siji to a cheese chafing dish restaurant.

Obviously, neither cheese nor hot pot is suitable for cold patients.

So patients with colds can only wrap their scarves in wonder, watching Yang Yan happily dipping the bubbling cheese with chopsticks and putting it in his mouth.

"It's very unhygienic." Lin Siji said, "It's also impolite. It's not good if you keep moving your chopsticks when two of you eat."

"You can't eat again..." Yang Yan said, "Your voice is hoarse, so don't even think about cheese."

Lin Siji was silent for a while, and then continued: "Save it and taste it, if this continues, you don't need to roll the meat, and you will eat up the cheese."

"I'm happy." Yang Yan smiled at him.

Lin Siji shut up depressed.

He felt that Yang Yan's happiness was not in eating cheese, but in seeing himself deflated.

He hoped it was an illusion, but he knew there was a good chance it wasn't.

The essence of cheese fondue is to boil a pot of cheese and then eat it with chicken wings, barbecue and the like.

The shop thoughtfully considers the customers who are not strong in hands-on skills. When the cheese is almost cooked, a waiter will come to ask if they need help.

The cheeses at the table of Lin Siji and Yang Yan have been boiled for a while, and each grain of cheese is softened under high temperature, and the bright yellow soft colloid rolls out tiny bubbles in the pot.

The smell of cheese wafted out, and the waiter came after hearing the news.

"Do you need help?" the waiter asked politely.

Yang Yan looked up at him, and just about to nod his head in agreement, he heard Lin Siji sneer and steal:

"Hehe, invited me out for dinner, and invited a third party to intervene with us."

Yang Yan: ...

Yang Yan:?

Yang Yan's face turned towards the waiter is coming back a little bit, his expression is complex and confused, full of the psychedelic color of romanticism in the late [-]th and early [-]th centuries.

Yang Yan said without a word: "What's wrong with you today?"

Lin Siji replied hoarsely: "As you can see, I have a cold."

Yang Yan: ...

He turned his head to look at the innocent waiter again, and forced a smile.

"No need, I'll do it myself."

The waiter left inexplicably.

Satisfied, Lin Siji snorted again, leaned on the back of the chair, and raised his chin.

His posture was extremely arrogant, like an uncle waiting for someone to serve him.

Yang Yan instantly felt that he was a bit shorter. He sat up straight, picked up the tongs, and muttered in a low voice: "You can't eat again, what are you proud of..."

While muttering, Yang Yan glanced at the next table.

The cheese hot pot restaurant was recommended by Liang Tao, but when Yang Yan asked Liang Tao if he wanted to go together, he was firmly rejected.

Liang Tao said with disgust on his face: "I don't want to eat hot pot for two with you!"

Yang Yan was puzzled: "If you don't go with me, why tell me that there is this store."

Liang Tao glanced up and down at Yang Yan with that "I'll give you a chance but it's useless" expression, and finally sighed.

He patted Yang Yan on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Cub, this world not only has firewood, rice, oil, salt, but also wind, flowers, snow and moon. When you grow up, you can't always rely on father and me... learn to ask a girl to go with you... It’s good to see the school girl who gave you chocolate last time for father.”

"Get out." Yang Yan slapped Liang Tao's hand off unhappily, and frowned, "I don't know her well, why should I go with her?"

Liang Tao was completely at a loss for words, he sighed: "You can find someone by yourself, I'm going to ask my pretty sister to be with me anyway."

Yang Yan was very dissatisfied with Liang Tao's behavior of telling him about the cheese hot pot but he didn't want to have a date with him. He couldn't figure out why Liang Tao had to ask a girl out. Recipe standard for self-disciplined female students.

After careful thinking, Yang Yan suddenly realized.

Liang Tao just felt that he had eaten too much, and was afraid that if he went with him, there would be a situation like the last time he ate milk tea hot pot and fought over the last taro ball.

So Liang Tao learned a lesson and decided to invite girls with small appetites to go to the hot pot restaurant together.In this way, in the case of AA, he can spend the same amount of money and eat more meat!

After thinking about this point, anger welled up in Yang Yan's heart.

He is very dissatisfied with Liang Tao's behavior of abandoning his brother because of a little food, and angrily decides not to bring Liang Tao with him for dinner appointments again.

Yang Yan decided to develop a new dinner date.

After full consideration, Yang Yan made a careful choice.

He chose Lin Siji.

The reason was the milk tea hot pot last time, after he and Liang Tao failed to compete for the last taro ball in the middle school, Lin Siji smiled and gave him the two untouched taro balls in his bowl.

Eat less, and have a humble spirit!

Isn't such a fan friend the best choice?

Yang Yan sent a message to Lin Siji excitedly.

Of course, at that time, Yang Yan did not expect that he would soon welcome a sick fan friend.

Lin Siji who was in a cold state.

The advantage is that you eat less than usual, and you can't move your chopsticks.

The disadvantages are also obvious.

Compare, mean.

It was Yang Yan's first visit to cheese hot pot, and he didn't know how to roll meat with cheese. He could only observe the movements of the waiter at the next table, imitating cats and tigers, holding the meat with tongs, scooping up cheese with chopsticks, and rolling them up in circles.

But Yang Yan is born with extremely weak hands-on ability. In the high school chemistry experiment class, he failed to do a successful experiment, so he was turned into a reverse hands-on wizard by the chemistry teacher...

Now, the Wizard obviously couldn't cope with the cheese fondue. The tongs holding the meat in his hand shook like a sieve, and the chopsticks were flipped over in the pot, unable to catch the cheese.

When he lowered his chopsticks for the fourth time, Yang Yan finally managed to roll up a small wisp of cheese.He was overjoyed, and hurriedly moved the trembling clip forward...

Cheese is up!

Cheese is floating in the air!

The cheese is down!

Become!

Yang Yan shook his hands excitedly, and then...

Joy begets sorrow.

It was the hand holding the clip that was shaking.

I saw the smooth piece of meat coming out of the clamp, drawing a beautiful arc in the air...

The first landing point is the table, the piece of meat glides along the table and flies out of the corner of the table...

slap.

Yang Yan heard the sound of heartbreak.

He froze in place, but at this moment, the hand holding the clamp stopped shaking.

The cheese fluttered down, hanging obediently on the clip that was as stable as Mount Tai, and wrapped the clip tightly.

The cheese that came out of the hot pan quickly became cold and solidified on the tongs, forming a large lump, which was very unsightly.

Yang Yan lowered his head, trying to make the cheese fall by pressing the clip.

He tried hard, but the cheese didn't budge.

He added strength, and the cheese was lingering.

He is ferocious, and the cheese is as stable as Mount Tai.

Yang Yan: ...

Lin Siji: Puchi

Yang Yan, who was insulted by Cheese and ridiculed by Lin Siji, threw the tongs into the pot angrily, sat back on the chair, and sulked.

Lin Siji, who had witnessed the whole performance, slowly got up.

He pulled the scarf up again over his mouth and nose.

Lin Siji picked up the clip and stuck the tip to the bottom of the pot.After the temperature rises, the sticky cheese softens, and the chopsticks pull it twice, and it goes down easily.

He picked up a piece of meat, scooped up a chopstick of cheese, entangled in a rusty but steady way.

A few seconds later, a cheese roll is ready.

Lin Siji bent down and stretched out his hand, put the meat into Yang Yan's bowl, then retracted the clip, picked up the second piece of meat, like a firecracker.

Yang Yan stared at the cheese roll meat in the bowl. The cheese roll was not as smooth as the waiter at the next table, but compared to his own frying pan masterpiece, it was definitely more than excellent.

But Yang Yan was still unhappy, he said sullenly: "You laughed at me just now, didn't you?"

"No." Lin Siji kept moving his hands.

"I heard."

"You heard it wrong, it was a cough." Lin Siji lied without changing his expression, he leaned over and put the second piece of wrapped meat into Yang Yan's bowl.

Lin Siji kept leaning over, his eyes not covered by the scarf were full of teasing smiles.

"Aren't you going to eat?"

"..."

Yang Yan and him looked at each other for a while, then finally lowered their heads and picked up the chopsticks.

He took a bite of the meat, chewed it 15 times before swallowing, and said slowly, "Then what, your scarf fell into the pot."

Lin Siji: ...

Lin Siji: . . . . . .

Lin Siji: "Grass."

He got up in a hurry and scooped up the end of the scarf from the cheese pan, completing the "Brushed Cheese Falls" achievement in the process.

Lin Siji's face turned dark, this was undoubtedly a great insult to him who was always obsessed with cleanliness.

"This is my favorite scarf." Lin Siji gritted his teeth and tore off the shredded cheese from the end of the scarf, "You have to pay me one."

"No compensation." Yang Yan flatly refused.

He lowered his head to take a bite of the cheese roll, raised his eyes to admire Lin Siji's frantic cleaning movements, and let out a contented laugh of gloating.