[Journey to the West] The Poor Monk Xuanzang

"That's it, clouds come and go, stones fly and sand, and you come to force my daughter every three days." Gao Lao was just saying this, when the sky outside the window suddenly darkened, and a dark wind came from nowhere. Trees shake, sand and stones fly.

"Wukong, can you hold him down?" I held the monkey's arm slightly worried.

I know this monkey is quite capable, but for ordinary people like me, Sun Wukong is pretty good, and that monster is also pretty good, anyhow, any one of them can kill me, so if you compare them, which one is more powerful? It is really hard to judge from the senses.

"Don't worry, as long as he comes tonight, teach him to write a letter of resignation." This monkey really took the opportunity to show off.

"What else do you need for a resignation document, elder, you have to think of a long-term solution to let him go." The old lady was actually sad when she said it.

Sun Wukong hurriedly supported the old lady, smiled and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, old sister-in-law, as long as he comes, I will definitely be able to subdue him."

I watched quietly, a little surprised, but I don't know when this monkey gained some popularity.

The boy took Wukong with him and brought Miss Gao back after a while, saying that Wukong stayed there to meet monsters.

Ms. Gao was very pretty, but her upper face was devoid of blood. She followed Xiaosi in, and saw Mr. Gao grabbed him, and the father and daughter cried.

I watched from the side, and sighed in my heart, what a crime.

After a while, there was no movement there. I guess the monkey had a good time, and he didn't want to come back for a while, so he just went to bed first.

As far as I know, Zhu Bajie’s ability is the same as Monkey King’s. There is no special ability or special magic weapon. Basically, he is crushed. Instead of worrying about the monkey, it is more practical to worry about Zhu Bajie not being bullied too badly.

"Elder," Miss Gao suddenly asked me, "Can the elder's disciple be able to subdue that monster?"

I comforted him: "Don't worry, the benefactor."

Miss Gao didn't look happy when she heard this, she looked at me hesitantly: "Elder..."

"Female benefactor, but it doesn't matter."

"Can you, elder, please don't hurt his life," Miss Gao explained in a low voice when she saw my strange expression, "He was kind to me..."

When Gao Cuilan first met Zhu Bajie, she saw a handsome, diligent and enthusiastic man, kind, honest and honest.In addition to the fact that this person had saved her again, it was natural that he would secretly agree with him.

Zhu Bajie is also really kind to her, after so many years, how can he have no affection.

And this matter, the fault was only at the wedding, Zhu Bajie got drunk and showed his original shape, scaring away the whole room of guests, everyone knew that the Gao family had found a monster son-in-law.

The fat monster with big ears was so protruding that his clothes were almost torn, and the groom's clothes hanging on him looked like a pitiful and pathetic joke.

"I'm afraid, I'm really afraid," Miss Gao burst into tears again, "How can I not be afraid?"

She cried and then laughed again: "But such a monster, such a monster is sincere to me, how can there be so many people who are sincere to you in this world..."

"At first I cried when I saw his face, but he didn't come too aggressively, he just coaxed me," she seemed to be thinking about something, "I gradually got used to it later, although it was still scary, it wasn't scary at all. So terrified."

"If this is the case, why did you find someone to take him in?" I asked.

"I have married him, and now it is rumored everywhere that I married a monster. Even if the monster dies or leaves, it is impossible for a woman like me to marry again."

"If I can live with him for the rest of my life, it's actually not too bad. In my conscience, that monster is actually good to me."

"But elder, have you ever seen someone in this world with a monster?"

"My father and mother have invited countless high-level people over the years, and they were all killed by him, and I don't know how many murders have been added."

"Although I have some affection for him, I'm afraid of his face that can scare people to death. I'm afraid that one day he will annoy me. I'm bored. I'm tired. I'll strangle me to death and eat me. I'm afraid of that One day I will be old, but he will still have long, long years."

"I'm even more afraid that everyone will point at my father and mother's backbone and scold them for finding a monster son-in-law, so that they can't hold their heads up as human beings."

"It would be great if he wasn't a monster."

Early the next morning, the monkey tied Zhu Bajie into a pork dumpling and brought it back.

The chubby Zhu Bajie was kicked off the cloud head by the monkey. As soon as he landed, he knelt down in front of me and called Master.

"...This." The master called out really neatly.

"Hey," the monkey whispered in my ear half-smugly and half-explainingly, "He, like me, was instructed by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I wish to protect Master from the west to learn scriptures."

I laughed: "Quickly untie him."

"Congratulations to the holy monk for accepting another high-ranking disciple." The family thought that they were really afraid of Bajie, and they didn't even have a meal left.

After walking all the way to worship Mi, Zhu Bajie was still yelling to the rear: "Mother-in-law, please treat Miss well, my old pig will come back!"

I was riding on the horse, and when I heard Zhu Bajie's words, I shook my head helplessly.This idiot!

Even if you have a sincere heart, how can you defeat the rules of this world.

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The tiger stayed in the grass and stared at me for a long time, with a dumbfounded expression, as if he had never seen a monk before.

The tiger and I looked at each other for a while, then put our arms against the monkey, and asked in a low voice, "Are tigers so expressive these days?" Tsk tsk tsk, those curious little eyes.

The monkey was teasing Three Treasures boredly, and when he heard this, he was so excited that he couldn't help himself, and went to provoke the tiger towards the stick.People often say that there are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are called kings.It's a delicate feeling to watch a monkey bullying a tiger like this.

"Amitabha..." I put my palms together and recited the Buddha's name, hoping that the tiger would not be bullied too badly.

Unexpectedly, before the monkey poked two sticks last time, the tiger suddenly changed its shape, turned into a half-human, half-tiger appearance and started fighting with Wukong.

It turned out to be a monster. I have never seen a monk's monster before. I thought about it, but I saw the monster and Wukong fighting farther and farther away. After a while, it was so far away that I couldn't see the shadow.

This monkey is really too playful, I was thinking about it, when a gust of wind blew over, making people's eyes black, and when I could see the surrounding scenery again, I had already arrived in a cave.

That worrying-looking monster circled me five and a half times. It looked like it hadn't eaten meat in more than ten years, and its pitiful appearance that was about to glow green was really distressing.

He saw me from head to toe and then from foot to head, he just wanted to touch me, and he would let out obscene laughter from time to time.If I wasn't a man, I'm afraid I'd have to worry about my virginity right now.

He was smiling happily, but suddenly he became serious again, staring out of the cave as if he was worried about something, maybe he was afraid that Wukong and the others would come to him, I thought, I think this is an opportunity.

"Your Majesty invited me here, but do you want to discuss something?" I asked.

The monster looked at me and sneered, with a sneer and contempt beyond words.

"This poor monk is going to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. Why doesn't your majesty let me go west? It's also a good relationship." I thought about it and said tentatively.

His complexion suddenly turned cold, and he waved his hands to tell the monsters under his command: "Tie him to the wind-fixing stake in the back hole first!" At the end, he pretended to say to me: "For the time being, I have wronged the holy monk."

"..." I have never seen such a shameless monster.

A few little demons came up and pushed me into the cave at the back, took a hemp rope and tied me and the broken stone pillar together. Drooling at me there.

"Tell me, is there any difference in the taste between this monk from the Tang Dynasty and monks from other places?" Little monster A poked his companion little monster B while drooling.

"You idiot! You already said that he is a monk from the Tang Dynasty." The little monster B looked contemptuous.

The little monster C next to him had an unbearable expression on his face: "You two are uneducated, don't be ashamed and conspicuous here, okay?!"

"This Tang Monk is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi." He looked coldly at his ignorant companions, "Jin Chanzi is the second disciple of the Buddha. If you eat a piece of Tang Monk's meat, you can live forever."

…I swear I heard several gulps.

"Long, live forever?"

All of a sudden, the whole back hole boiled, and those little monsters stared at me one by one with green eyes, as if they were about to pounce on me and take a bite.

There are also those who are bold enough to reach out to touch me, but they are slapped away by the little monster C: "Go, go! Don't die, right? If the king didn't say anything, whoever dares to touch Tang Seng, just wait to be skinned!" "

"..." I know what it's like to stay in a group of starving ghosts.

"Monster! Let my master out quickly!" someone shouted outside the cave.

"But Tang Seng's apprentice came to the door?" Little monster A asked.

"Stupid! It's the master, of course it's his apprentice!" Little monster B knocked little monster A on the head.

"Then, then we..."

"Of course it's to beat out all the guys who dare to come to us to grab Tang's meat!" The little monster b ran out excitedly after speaking, followed by a long line of cheers.

"Yes! Shoot out all those who rob Tang Monk meat from us!"

Then I just watched the little monsters run out with excitement one by one, tsk, you guys are really careless, I twisted my body, found the knot, untied the rope, and reached out to take it from the ground. A brick-sized stone is used for self-defense.

At this time, all the big monsters in the cave probably ran out to fight, only a few little monsters guarded the cave mansion with yawns, I carefully looked left and right, avoiding those little monsters, and unexpectedly circled out three times and twice. Dongfu.

Not far away, Wukong Bajie and the others were fighting fiercely. I thought about it for a while, and decided to hide myself first, and only wait for Wukong to collect the monster before coming out, so as not to cause trouble for them.

Unexpectedly, before I could hide myself, I saw the monster blowing a strange wind, which covered the sky for a while, and filled the sky with yellow sand. It makes people want to gouge those eyes out.

"You trash, why did Tang Seng run out!" the monster shouted, and ordered several monsters to tie me back.

I opened my eyes, and saw darkness all around. The rope was tied so tightly that my legs and feet were numb, but I couldn't move, and I could only hear the sound of dripping water outside.

I think when I read Journey to the West when I was a child, I always complained that Tang Seng, that trash, was just a drag. Every day, he was snatched away by monsters and then snatched back by Monkey King. It was useless, coquettish and timid.

I didn't know how much bitterness and how much I couldn't help myself until I felt it.

So what if the background is big and famous?It is said that Jin Chanzi is reincarnated, but after all, he is just a mortal, so what can he do to fight those monsters who swallow clouds and mist?Don't talk about fighting, you don't even have the qualifications to go all out.

I don't know how long it took, but I vaguely heard someone beside me say: "Master, don't be afraid, my old grandson will rescue you in a while."

"Wukong..." I raised my head abruptly, but there was still darkness in front of my eyes.

...I forgot that I was no longer able to see.

"Master...why are you crying?"