[Journey to the West] The Poor Monk Xuanzang

The man's eyes were about to pop out, and he stared at me intently, as if he had never seen a handsome guy in his life.

This ignorant bumpkin.

I sighed melancholy and looked at him with pity: "Tell me, what do you want?"

But he seemed to have seen a ghost, desperately shaking the broken bell, as if clutching a life-saving straw.

The jingling of the bells was rampant in my head.

I couldn't help but rub my forehead, I felt that I was about to be quarreled half my life by this thing.

...in a bad mood.

I sighed and helped him cut the jingling bell.

"This thing, since you can't hold it firmly, then throw it away." I said sternly.

The man was holding the bell with only one handle left, his face was pale, and he was shaking like a fallen leaf in the autumn wind.

He knelt down in front of me with a plop, and kowtowed like garlic: "My lord, spare me!"

I curled my lips a little bored, speechless at this man's panic: "What are you panicking about?"

I smiled and fell to the ground, looking down at this man who wanted to bury his head in the dirt.

"What are you afraid of?"

"Is it because you dug up my bones?"

"Or because you captured my soul?"

"Or maybe it's because you just wanted to kill me?"

The man looked at me with dirt and horror on his face, with an expression of wishing he could die immediately.

I kicked the bell fragments on the ground and said with a smile, "To be honest, I have to thank you."

The man flinched, his face full of horror.

I knelt down, grabbed his hair and looked at his face carefully: "You look so ugly, but you can still see it."

He twitched in my hand, rolled his eyes, and almost foamed at the mouth.

I lost my appetite immediately, threw him aside as soon as I let go, and said in my mouth, "You can follow me from now on."

I said, waiting for the man to reply.

As a result, there was no sound after waiting for a long time.

The guy seemed to be scared out of his wits, struggling on the ground for a long time and couldn't get up.

"Master!" A golden monkey descended from the sky, and kicked the man who was struggling to get up and flew away.

"Master! Is your brain alright?" the monkey hugged my head with its hairy hands as it said, rummaging through my hair like looking for lice.

I slapped his fur paws away, and said angrily, "Nonsense!"

"Could it be that you are fishing for fish with your nets all over the sky?" asked the monkey.

I coughed lightly, and my whole body suddenly relaxed, and then an indescribable guilt surged in my heart.

I just looked at a room full of monkeys and wanted to kill them...

Cough, luckily I didn't do anything.

Fortunately fortunately.

"Master!" the monkey called again.

I coughed lightly, and quietly took back the ice silk floating all over the sky, and then swayed it out as if nothing had happened.

"Master!" the monkey called again.

"What's wrong?" I tried my best to look amiable and innocent.

The monkey was about to say something when I interrupted it.

"Come, come, Wukong, this is your new junior brother, let's get acquainted." I said, picking up the oozy man who was lying on the ground and throwing it to the monkey.

Monkey obviously didn't buy it, and it's fine if he doesn't take over. He also kicked his cheap junior brother away, and then followed me persistently, with a serious expression on his face like a person.

"Master." He grabbed my sleeve, intending to continue the topic just now.

I had no choice but to take off the three treasures from his head and hugged him in my arms, sighing: "Let's talk again when we go back?"

Monkey agreed.

I turned my face away and let out a long sigh of relief. When I turned around, I found the monkey was looking at me with a complicated expression.

...I said, as a monkey, can you not be so deep.

You are so deep that I am under a lot of pressure.

The monkey and I originally went down the mountain by two people, but when we went back, we brought a group of monkeys with them, and these monkeys still held various fruits and vegetables in their arms.

It gave me the illusion that I was actually a bandit leader.

My four apprentices were carried back in cages by monkeys.

Wukong refused to admit that this was his junior brother.

Just like my four apprentices refused to admit that I was his master.

On this point the views of my two apprentices are surprisingly consistent.

By the way, if you two agree so much, where can I save my face as a master?

The monkeys in Huaguoshan probably have never seen a person locked in a cage.

In the past few days, the monkeys lined up to watch my four apprentices, throwing bananas in them from time to time.

Xiao Si was very angry about this, he often walked around anxiously in the cage, twisting his body into various shapes and making faces at the outside to try to scare them away.

But with little success.

I think the main reason for this situation is that Xiao Si thinks too highly of these monkeys.

To a normal person, his appearance with multiple heads and hands and feet is really scary enough, but you have to know that what you are facing now is a monkey.

How much insight can these monkeys who nest in Huaguo Mountain all day long have?

Their reaction was nothing at all: Fuck!This person is not human at all, this is a monster!

The way of thinking of monkeys is more inclined to: it turns out that human beings can become like this.

In the past few days, there are always a dozen or so monkeys hiding in every corner and staring at me.

I was so annoyed that I had to find Wukong.

After Wukong went to negotiate, he couldn't stop laughing when he came back.

That's when I realized that those little monkeys are waiting for my special form...

Fuck!How could a handsome man like me, who is rare in the world, have such a shape with multiple heads, hey!

But even though he is visited by monkeys all day long, Xiao Si still stays in the cage and refuses to come out.

I had no choice but to go with him.

I was almost moved to tears by my tolerance, but I still couldn't escape the monkey's questioning.

I had to pick up the important part and tell him: For example, I used to be very good.

For example, I used to have a hobby of fighting with people.

As for the fact that I was accidentally beaten to death by the Buddha in the end, I kept it secret.

The reason why I don't say it is very simple.I can't even fight the Buddha now. If I can't fight, I can only hide. Since I can only hide, then don't think about it. I always think about the people I can't beat.

The little four stayed in the cage for a full seven days, until he rotted and refused to come out.

In the end, I was so suffocated by the smell that I almost vomited, and I took the cage and threw him into the river to wash it.

Xiao Si crawled out of the river dripping wet, glared at me, and was kicked down by me again.

I looked at him ruthlessly: "Wash it up before you go up."

As a result, I was dragged away by the monkey before Xiaosi could wash himself clean.

Before leaving, the monkey kicked Xiao Si down again who was trying to get up from the water again.

I covered my face: "Wukong, it's not good for you to bully your junior brother like this."

The monkey giggled and said, "Master is talking nonsense again. Lao Sun only has two juniors. One is in Gaolaozhuang and the other is in Liushahe. I have never heard of Huaguo Mountain. There is also one."

I squinted at him: "...you don't agree with me accepting you as an apprentice?"

The monkey jumped up to the top of the tree and picked two fruits, and gave one to me. Then he sat on the branch leaning against the trunk, his right leg crossed his left leg, and gnawed the fruits leisurely, ignoring my question.

I looked up at him and said with a smile, "You monkey is too jealous."

He snorted, put his left leg on his right, and turned his back to me.

I had no choice but to say, "You were jealous of Bajie before, but why are you also jealous of Xiaosi?"

The monkey just squatted on the tree and hummed, and turned its back to me without saying a word.

"Then you have to say what's the point of pulling me over?" I sighed.

ignore me?

……very good.

I turned around and left: "Come to me when you think about it."

As a result, the monkey stopped him before he took two steps. The guy scratched his head for a long time before opening his mouth.

"Old Sun Bajie's Enlightenment came from the Bodhisattva's guidance and worshiped under the master's door." Monkey said.

I nodded: "Indeed."

"Master, it's nothing to accept a monster now." The dissatisfaction in the tone was almost overflowing.

I laughed and said, "How can you gain the Tao with a heart of jealousy?"

My sentence was originally a joke, but who knows that the monkey turned against the general.He said loudly: "Master doesn't want to learn the Tao, so what's the use of my grandson getting the Tao?"

Shi Shiran straightened my clothes, knocked on the monkey's head, and said with a smile, "That kid is from my tribe, so it's only natural for me to take him as a disciple. What kind of vinegar are you eating?"

The monkey hummed: "This mountain is full of Laosun's people, and I didn't have all of them as apprentices."

I made him laugh angrily: "How can this be compared?"

"Why can't this be compared?" The monkey leaned over and almost pressed its face against mine.

Our noses were facing each other, and we looked at each other for a while, but I somehow felt guilty and took the lead to look away.

"I'm just such a tribe, of course I can't compare with you monkeys everywhere." I answered it as a matter of course.

"Can't compare?" The monkey's face was close.

I turned my head away awkwardly: "You are obviously talking nonsense!"

The monkey snorted and said, "Master never discussed it with me."

I was speechless. As a master, if I want to accept apprentices, I have to report to the big apprentice?Then I failed too.

I coughed lightly: "...I've already taken it all away." You can't make me eat back what I said.

"Hey," the monkey leaned close to my ear and said, "It's time to beat him out now."

Wukong, is there something wrong with your three views?

The monkey jumped around me, urging me to throw Xiao Si out of the house, and kept giving examples of how annoying that guy was.

Unpredictable.

Misbehaving.

It looks neither human nor ghost.

It even includes not liking bathing, picky eaters, liking beautiful men and so on.

At first I heard him say that there was some truth to it, but it became more and more outrageous, so I had to smile and push him away: "Don't make trouble."

The monkey hummed: "I am thinking of Master."

I laughed, ignored him, and turned to leave.

The monkey caught up and put his arms around my waist, leaned against me, and whispered in his ear, "Master."

My whole body froze, I came back to break his arm, and said in a muffled voice, "Speak well."

The monkey hugged me and rubbed back and forth, still bargaining: "Master, give me a kiss first."

I reached out and twisted his thigh: "Don't make trouble."

He smiled and kissed me on the neck, and the whole person stuck tighter.