[Journey to the West] The Poor Monk Xuanzang

"You lied to me." Avalokitesvara stared at the bare lotus pond with slightly lowered eyes.

Jin Chanzi smiled slightly: "Why did your lord say that?"

Guanyin raised his eyes: "How do you want me to explain to the World Honored One?"

Jin Chanzi laughed loudly: "Your Majesty, why don't you come with me and prove the Dao again."

Avalokitesvara put her hands together and lowered her eyes: "Since you are so bold, I will wait to see how the World Honored One slaps you to death."

Holding the Buddha beads in his hands, Jin Chanzi looked down at the lower world and said with a smile, "My lord, look at the size of the world. Although we can live forever, we are no more than dust."

"Since you are here, who is Tang Seng?" Guanyin didn't answer, he only cared about the current situation.

"Honorable One can make a guess." Jin Chanzi smiled softly.

Avalokitesvara sneered: "In order to avoid the World Honored One, you gave your heart to that person, it will never be..." Avalokitesvara said, her complexion changed suddenly: "—Aren't you crazy!"

Jin Chanzi smiled peacefully: "Your Majesty just joked."

"That person!" Guanyin twisted his face and couldn't help laughing out loud: "You actually sent that person to the World Honored One!"

"Are you crazy!" Guanyin laughed so hard that his body twitched, "The World Honored One will kill you!"

Sitting opposite him, Jin Chanzi was as calm as a pool of spring water: "Your Majesty, just watch the show."

"Stop pretending!" Guanyin scolded, "Now that something like this has happened, how can I get away with it?"

"You are clearly trying to harm me!" He got up from the lotus platform, went around behind Jin Chanzi and kicked him off the lotus pond.

Avalokitesvara looked at a pool of dead branches and leaves with a frosty complexion, "The World Honored One probably already knows by now."

Jin Chanzi crawled out of the pond covered in lotus residues, and was thrown back by Guanyin's jade purification bottle.

"If the World Honored One thinks that I'm with you—" The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, wishing he could hang up the golden cicada and smoke it.

Jin Chanzi crawled out of the pool covered in dead branches and rotten leaves. He sat on the edge of the pool and spat out a mouthful of sewage: "You are getting more and more stingy."

"Hmph," Guanyin sneered, "You hurt me so much, I didn't kill you, you are being polite."

Jin Chanzi smiled and said: "Why is this so, the outcome is still uncertain, what are you in a hurry for?"

Just as Guanyin was about to say something, his complexion changed suddenly, and he kicked Jin Chanzi into the lotus pond.

The visitor said, "My lord, the World Honored One is here to invite you."

Guanyin glanced at the lotus pond and followed the visitor.

Jin Chanzi lay on his back at the bottom of the pool looking at the sparkling water, smiling peacefully and harmlessly.

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We walked for a while and found a flat place to rest temporarily.

That monkey's curiosity was really too much, and it is still asking me: "Master, what kind of deal did you make with that queen?"

I glanced at his furry face and didn't speak.

Xindao: It's just such a nasty monkey, someone snatched it from me, it's just - what taste!

Seeing that I didn't say anything, the monkey transformed into a queen.

The "Queen" walked over with her waist twisted, reached out her hand to touch my face, and said, "Brother Yu, do you still look as you like?"

I scared him so much that he almost didn't vomit blood, I hurriedly grabbed those two white jade-like arms, and said angrily, "Wukong, don't act recklessly."

"Haha, Brother Monkey has turned into a king so real." Bajie laughed happily at the side.

... There are two theatergoers beside this.

I was angry, my face turned blue and white, and I didn't want to be seen through, so I just angrily said: "Wukong, don't be naughty."

The "Queen" covered her lips and smiled, turned around and sat in my arms, wrapped her jade arms around my neck, and her red lips came together: "Brother Yu, why is this, I said that I would use Jiangshan as my hire..."

He changed his words in the middle of speaking: "Oh no, it is I who wish to marry Brother Yu. You are the king and I am the queen. What do you think of Brother Yu?"

I just wanted to push him away, but the monkey was so strong that it hugged me and refused to let go, its body still writhing in my arms.

This - this is simply!

I really couldn't hold it any longer, so I had to try to recite the mantra.

Unexpectedly, the monkey covered my mouth and whispered in my ear: "Brother Yu, if you agree, you can kiss my right cheek."

"Hahaha," Bajie laughed loudly, "Brother Monkey, you teased the master like this and annoyed the master, but you are not as good as you."

I was livid.

On the contrary, the monkey became addicted to playing: "If you don't agree, how about kissing my left cheek?"

I glared at him, I really couldn't hold him or break free.

I just lay down on the ground and ignored him.

The monkey also took advantage of the situation and bent down: "What do you think, Master?"

I slapped the queen's face away: "Wukong, you need to know when enough is enough."

The monkey smiled.Turned into the original, pressed on me and smiled: "Master, do you still like it?"

I lazily put my arms under my head, and tried to adjust my body to make myself lie comfortably: "Tell me, what is your relationship with that peach blossom?"

The monkey said with a smile: "It's just an old friend, why does the master care about this?"

I said, "Talk about it."

The monkey came over and took the opportunity to touch my bald head: "Huaguoshan knows me."

I slapped that hairy paw away, and said calmly: "Continue."

He laughed straight: "No more."

Although I didn't quite believe it, I couldn't help laughing when I heard this: "You monkey, you are really ruthless."

"Why did the master say such a thing?" The monkey head seemed aggrieved.

He drooped his shoulders: "How can I be ruthless?"

I said: "That woman is infatuated with you, but you haven't moved at all. So, is it not ruthless?"

The Hericium turned over and got off me with a blade of grass in its mouth, and lay down next to me: "Peach Blossom has taken a fancy to me, so I have to go with her?"

Speaking of this, he turned his head and smiled at me: "Master is willing?"

I made him flustered for a while, but I didn't want to show my traces, so I just said with a straight face: "What can I be reluctant to do? Could it be that without you, I can't reach the West Paradise? Can't I see the Buddha?"

"Master is right!" The monkey was uncharacteristically, and he didn't boast about how powerful he was. He just jumped up and down and said, "Taohua is infatuated with me, and I really have to give her an explanation."

I felt breathless for a while, but I couldn't take back what I said.

But the monkey seemed to be excited and said again: "Furthermore, the master is the person chosen by the Buddha to learn the scriptures, and he can reach the Western Paradise without the old grandson."

"Brother Bajie Sha, you two protect the master." After he finished speaking, he bowed his hands at me as if he was about to leave.

I was dizzy by this sudden situation, I finally got rid of Taohua, I just breathed a sigh of relief, what is going on now?

In desperation, I didn't care about other things, so I didn't have time to get up, so I grabbed the monkey's trouser leg, raised my head and asked forcefully, "You monkey head, where are you going?"

The monkey gave me a condescending grin, showing a mouthful of white teeth: "Didn't the master just say that he was hungry, my grandson is going to make some vegetarian food for the master."

I let go of my hand reluctantly, faintly feeling that I was being tricked, but I couldn't say anything, so I could only lie there and sulk.

"Master," Bajie came over cheerfully and lay down, "Eldest senior brother seems to care more about you than that peach blossom."

I glanced at him: "How can this be compared? He and that Taohua are old friends, but I am his master, so it is naturally different."

Bajie laughed and said: "According to me, Brother Hou has bad intentions today, master, you have to take good care of him."

My heart skipped a beat, but my face was neither cold nor indifferent: "Why do you have bad intentions?"

"That monkey pretended to be Cuilan to tease my old pig back then when we were in Gao Laozhuang," Ba Jie said angrily, "Not only is that monkey stubborn, but even the master will not let him go."

My eyebrows and eyes twitched when I heard it, and I felt that I didn't want to know what happened between that monkey and Bajie...

"He's just bored playing with master, master, you have to treat him well!" Ba Jie was still angry.

I coughed lightly, and changed the subject: "I heard that Bajie, you were demoted to the lower world for molesting Chang'e?"

Bajie was still scolding the plague-stricken monkey!Damn Bi Mawen!Hearing this sentence, he suddenly fell silent, silently not speaking.

He didn't tell me and I didn't force him to ask.

After all, who doesn't have such a little past.

Bajie was silent for a while, then suddenly laughed and said: "Really speaking of this matter, the old pig is not wronged."

I asked, "How?"

He said: "I was drunk at the time, but I never molested Chang'e."

I froze for a moment: "Then you..."

He continued: "I was too drunk at the time, and I only vaguely remembered that I had done some inappropriate things, but it wasn't Chang'e. I have a good relationship with Chang'e."

"Who is that?" I asked.

"...It seems to be the Jade Emperor." Bajie looked sad.

Fuck!what did i hear...

"The Jade Emperor is beautiful?" This is probably the only explanation, I thought silently.

"It's a bad old man, what's so beautiful." Ba Jie answered unceremoniously.

"Then you..." I trembled, "What the hell are you doing?"

"It's nothing more than living a good life with me, um, serving the Lord well, the benefits are indispensable to you, or something like that," the idiot recalled with difficulty, "I really can't remember..."

"Then the Jade Emperor demoted you to the lower realm?" I felt that I had really opened the door to a new world.

"The Jade Emperor wanted to kill me, but he had no reason, so he had to accuse me of molesting Chang'e," the idiot said, "That bad old man doesn't even think about it, Chang'e is not as beautiful as my old pig, why should I molested her ah."

I looked at Bajie's face and decided to have reservations about Chang'e's appearance.

"And then?" I asked.

"Of course this kind of crime doesn't warrant death. In the end, he just relegated me to the mundane world," Bajie said. "However, I guess that bad old man has a grudge and intentionally made people throw me into the animal world."

I coughed lightly, not knowing how to comfort him.

That idiot could see it, "It's a mistake to drink."

I smiled and shook my head: "You."

Just at this time, the monkey came back: "Master, there is a family not far ahead, let's go there."