[Journey to the West] The Poor Monk Xuanzang

"You monk from the Tang Dynasty want to see His Majesty?" The female general looked at me, my master and my disciples, with folded arms.

I said, "Exactly."

She smiled suddenly, but she had a different kind of heroism: "But why should I let you go to see His Majesty?"

I had no choice but to say, "General, please make it easier for me."

The female general smiled and said: "Monk, what I mean is, if I let you go but see Your Majesty, what good will you do me?"

I was stunned: "The monk has no wealth, I don't know the general..."

"I see that you, a monk, are white and tender, and you are very suitable. Why don't you stay and be my lord?"

I laughed and shook my head, thinking: If it was in my previous life, this would really be a good thing I could only wish for.

The female general also laughed, she was about to touch my body with both hands, and said in her mouth: "The holy monk agreed?"

I was pushed all the way to the corner by this woman, there was really no way to hide, so I could only lean my back against the wall and say: "General, this poor monk is a monk."

The female general didn't take it seriously, she reached out and touched my chest: "As long as the holy monk agrees, even Her Majesty the Queen can't do anything about it."

I quickly grabbed her wrist, and thought: This woman has a big tone.

She smiled suddenly and lowered her head to kiss my hand.

I surprised her, I have never seen such a bold and unrestrained woman.

Wukong sneered, squeezed to my side and pushed the woman away.

The monkey's hands were heavy, and with just such a push, the female general was thrown flying horizontally, hitting the wall hard, blood spattering everywhere.

The female general was curled up at the base of the wall, her head slumped to one side, unconscious.

There was a small pool of blood on the ground.

I was shocked, and hurried forward to check the female general's injuries.

Unexpectedly, before taking two steps, the body of the female general suddenly twitched twice.

Deep laughter overflowed from her body, the laughter became louder and louder, and finally it was like a wild laugh.

The woman covered her face and slowly climbed up while leaning on the wall.

"Sun Wukong!" She suddenly removed her hand covering her face, and her bloody face looked like a ghost.

The ghostly woman stared at the monkey and said in a gloomy tone, "Is this how you treat your friends for many years?"

The monkey stared at the female general for a while, his expression gradually slowed down, and suddenly he laughed and said: "Who am I, it turns out to be Xiao Taohua."

The female general said coldly: "I haven't seen you for many years, and the first thing you did was to beat me to the point of blood?" Although what she said meant reproach, it was more coquettish.

"Hey, who told you, a woman, to be picky about my master," the monkey put the golden cudgel back into his ears and smiled, "Isn't this old grandson just being impatient?"

"I haven't seen you for many years, but you are still so irritable." The woman sneered.

I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. This woman who appeared out of nowhere was talking to the monkey in such a familiar tone.

From Huaguo Mountain to Shuilian Cave, from the mortal world to the heavenly world, I did not participate in any of the 500 years that this monkey was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain, and what happened 500 years ago.

To these two, I am just an outsider.

Bajie smiled from the side: "I'm afraid this female general has some affection for Brother Hou."

I couldn't help pricking up my ears.

Wu Jing said: "Second Senior Brother, don't talk nonsense, Senior Senior Brother is not a womanizer."

"Hey, Lao Sha, you wooden man," Bajie said with a sly smile, "You haven't seen the way that female general looks at Brother Hou, that's called tenderness."

Drifting actually stared at the female general for quite a while, causing the female general to turn around and smile at him.

Drifting looked back: "I can't see any difference in the eyes."

Bajie hates iron for being weak: "Old Sha, you are really stupid."

Drifting didn't take it seriously: "If you say that this woman likes Master, I would believe it."

"Think about it, this is a woman after all. Women love beauty. She was beaten badly by the elder brother, but she has no temper at all. Instead, she chatted warmly with that monkey. Is this normal?" Bajie persisted. guided.

"How many people in this world have been beaten by the elder brother, don't they all have no temper at all," Drifting said, "Have you ever had a temper?"

Bajie was so angry that he almost went crazy: "I said, why are you so stupid!"

Over there, the monkey and the female general are still chatting, it's nothing more than how the monsters they met back then are now.

Drifting watched it for a while: "Eldest brother really doesn't have such patience."

Bajie smiled and said: "This woman has been thinking about this monkey for many years, so this monkey must show some affection."

As he was talking, Bajie suddenly smiled wretchedly, and said in a low voice: "You see that monkey is not close to women, but it's just an appearance..."

My heart skipped a beat, and I moved a step calmly, getting closer to Bajie.

"...If you know a little bit about the monkey tribe, you should know that among the monkeys, only the monkey king is the Monkey King! Let go! Let go! Pain! Pain!" Bajie covered his ears and yelled.

The monkey made him laugh angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "What are you arranging for me in front of the master!"

Taking advantage of him letting go, Bajie hurriedly hid behind me, and scolded: "You Bi Mawen who has been plagued! What did I offend you by talking to Junior Brother Sha for a while!" After saying that, he tearfully pulled my cheek Sleeve: "Master, this monkey flirts with a woman, and even pulls my ears!"

The monkey got even more annoyed when he heard that, picked up the golden cudgel, and said in his mouth that he wanted to compete with Bajie.

The female general stood aside with her arms folded, quietly watching the two men quarreling, her expression indifferent.

When she saw me looking at her, a half-hearted smile appeared on the corners of her tightly pursed lips, which looked cold and stern.

I looked serious, and quickly restrained the two of them and said: "Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, it's important to see His Majesty and switch Guan Wen."

The female general spoke very directly: "Sun Wukong! Just say what you want me to help you with. I don't have time to watch you make trouble."

The monkey leaned over and smiled apologetically, "It's nothing."

As he said that, the monkey didn't even discuss with me, it reached into my arms with one paw and took Guan Wen and handed it to the woman: "I just want to ask Your Majesty to change Guan Wen for me and let my master and apprentice go west."

Seeing his dog-legged appearance, I was a little annoyed, but I had nothing to say, so I pursed my lips and sulked.

The woman unfolded the text and looked at it, and finally said with a smile: "It's not difficult."

The monkey made a bow to her: "There is work, there is work."

The female general waved her hand: "Don't be in a hurry to thank me, you need to promise me one thing."

The monkey said with a smile: "Anything the old grandson can do, just say it."

The female general smiled and said, "It's not difficult for you."

"Oh?" Monkey wondered.

"You marry me." These words were like a thunderbolt on the ground, which almost made me lose all reason.

I suddenly felt a little angry, this woman is still teasing me with her front foot, and she wants a monkey to marry her with her back foot.

Moreover, she said this without blushing or heartbeat, without emotion, it was almost as if it was going to rain.

Bajie laughed, put his arm against Wujing and said, "This female general is not so bold."

The monkey was also laughing, and it gave me goosebumps.

The female general had a calm face: "You have thought about it."

The monkey laughed enough, Fang said: "Little Taohua, I never thought you would have such thoughts."

The female general's face was indifferent, and she only asked, "Do you agree or disagree?"

Just as I was about to answer for him, I heard the monkey say, "Of course I am willing—"

My face was ashen when I heard it, and I couldn't say a word for a while.

The female general's face softened a little.

The monkey continued: "But I am a monk now, so there is no reason to marry a wife."

I put my palms together and chanted a Buddha's name, and a stone in my heart fell to the ground a little bit.

The female general's complexion changed suddenly, but she didn't get annoyed immediately: "Are you here to learn from the scriptures?"

The monkey said: "Naturally, I was instructed by Guanyin Bodhisattva to protect Monk Tang to go west."

Before Houzi finished speaking, he was interrupted by the female general—"After you marry me, I won't stop you even if you go west immediately!"

She took a deep breath, and approached the monkey step by step, with an imposing manner: "I only wish for this one wish."

The monkey seemed a little embarrassed: "Peach Blossom, why are you bothering?"

I put my palms together and persuaded: "The female benefactor doesn't have to do this."

"It's not your turn to intervene, you six dirty bald donkeys," the female general was very hard on me.

You are really right, I am a bald donkey with six unclean roots.

I smiled, very gentle, and pulled the monkey over: "Let's go."

"Sun Wukong!" The female general was annoyed.

"Tang Seng! I still have your customs clearance documents!" The female general couldn't help sneering.

I said lightly, "That thing is already cumbersome, so it's good for the benefactor to use it as a table corner."

"Sun Monkey! I have waited for you for 500 years, and you treat me like this?" The woman stood in front of us stubbornly, tears streaming down her face.

"Brother Monkey, you just agree," Bajie thief said with a smile, "He is so infatuated."

The monkey was really annoyed this time: "You idiot! You're talking nonsense!"

The most unsolvable fear in this world is love. If someone misses you so much, even if you have no intention of it, how can you refuse it ruthlessly.

"Monkey, I won't stop you from learning scriptures or becoming a Buddha." The woman simply knelt down on the ground.

Her proud head was pressed against the ground, and her posture was lowered into the dust: "I just beg you to make this dream come true."

"Tao Hua," the monkey obviously couldn't take it anymore, "Tao Hua, you don't have to do this." He was so anxious that he almost scratched his head, obviously not knowing what to do.

"If you don't promise me, I won't get up." Tao Hua said.

Monkey fixed her in place with a cold face, and helped me out.

I couldn't help turning my head to look at the monkey's face, but I couldn't see the expression on that hairy face.

"Are you willing?" I don't know what kind of cramp I have, but I asked this question.

The monkey smiled: "Could it be that you follow her and let her enter the magic way?"