[Journey to the West] The Poor Monk Xuanzang

"Holy Monk." The king of Wuji Kingdom handed over the customs clearance documents to me after switching the customs documents for me.

I clasped my hands together, and quickly reached out to receive it.But he refused to let go.I wondered: "Your Majesty?"

"Holy Monk," he knelt down facing me, "I beg the Holy Monk to accept me as a disciple."

I was shocked, and I took a few steps back and asked, "Your Majesty, why is this?"

"I have stayed on this throne for a few years and thought I was the lord of the world. Now I realize that I was arrogant before." He pressed his forehead to the ground.

I quickly stepped forward to help him: "Your Majesty, don't underestimate yourself." Drifting also said: "Your Majesty, the country must not be left alone for a day."

He refused to get up.

I closed my eyes slightly, sighed, and said solemnly: "Your Majesty can make the world peaceful and the people safe and healthy, which is more than a thousand times stronger than me and other Buddhist scriptures."

The monkey was on the side, reaching out to help the king of Wuji Kingdom.

The king stood up and took my hand, and said earnestly: "What the holy monk said today, I will remember it." He said: "In the future, the holy monk will come back from learning the scriptures, and I will take a look in the world of the widow."

Before leaving, the baby-sized prince grabbed my sleeve and refused to let go.

"Holy Monk, Holy Monk," he looked at me eagerly, "Show me your first-class baby Lidi goods, okay?"

Sun Houzi stood aside and laughed.

I raised my eyebrows, pointed at Sun Wukong, and said to the little prince, "Here, that's Lidi's product."

The little prince stared at Wukong's hairy face, as if he couldn't figure out why a rabbit suddenly turned into a monkey.

On the way, the monkey laughed at me: "Master, monks don't tell lies."

I put on a serious face and said solemnly: "Am I that kind of pedantic monk?"

At noon, the sun was shining, and I wiped my sweat with my sleeve: "Wukong, you go to Huazhai." Sun Wukong left quickly, and even snatched the three treasures from my arms, saying that he wanted to sneak a monkey.

The remaining three of us found a spacious place to sit down and rest, waiting for the monkey to deliver the food.

This area is still steep and overgrown with vegetation.

I was chanting scriptures, and suddenly a beautiful little doll came out from behind the tree.The little doll looks about ten years old, with fair skin and delicate face, especially the eyes are aura and moving.

He was wearing a splendid robe, his black feather-like hair was tied neatly behind his head with a headband, but he didn't wear shoes on his feet, and a pair of small snow-white feet stepped on the mud without any scruples.

"Monk, are you here to play with me?" He asked me.

I clasped my hands together: "The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty—"

"Tang Seng, I know you," he put his arms around my neck and said, "You can stay here and play with me, what's so good about Xitian."

Suddenly my whole body went numb, and I cried out in my heart, but I couldn't move, I could only stare blankly ahead.

"You monster! Where can you run away!" the monkey yelled, holding up the stick and swung it down on the head.

The little doll turned pale with fright, turned around and sprayed fire at the monkey, grabbed me and ran away.

I was led into the cave by him, the cave is very deep, looking inside, there is no end.

Along the way, there were little monsters calling that little baby king.

We finally came to a spacious and bright place, about the size of three ordinary living rooms, with a large stone table in the middle, two small dolls occupying each side, and playing cards in the middle.

"Your Majesty."

"Your Majesty."

They both stood up to salute, and circled around me twice.

The little baby A held his chin and said: "This monk looks familiar, I seem to have seen it somewhere."

The little demon king said with a smile: "Nonsense, you have never seen this person before."

Little Doll a turned out a familiar-looking magazine from the corner, turned to a page, looked at me, and handed it to the little demon king: "It's not him."

The little doll B also came over to take a look: "It's actually Tang Seng." He looked like he had found a treasure, and threw himself on the little demon king: "I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat."

The little demon king threw the magazine to me indifferently, and said, "Play with me, or be eaten, you choose yourself?"

I glanced at the cover, and it turned out to be "Monster Weekly". I also glanced at the portraits inside, and felt that the future was dark.

So, a few of us sat down to play cards.

The playing method of this card is a bit similar to the poker in my previous life. Although it is not exactly the same, it is easy to get started.

In the process of playing cards, I learned that the little demon king is called Honghaier, little doll a is called anxious as fire, and little doll b is called fast as wind.

The bet can be gold and silver treasures, or magical artifacts and spiritual fruits.

Because I have nothing, I have to cut a piece or two of meat if I lose.

What a cruel gamble, I burst into tears.

"Can I not play?" I don't want to be cut off! !

"That's great!" Kuai Rufeng pushed away the card in front of him, jumped up, hugged Honghaier, and said bouncingly: "My lord, I want to eat meat."

Anxiously, he quietly picked up the menu: "Do you like lighter flavors or...?"

I picked up the menu, threw it away, and then took Kuai Rufeng off Honghaier's body and threw it back on the seat, and rearranged the whole deck of cards.

After doing all this, I held the cards in my hand and faced the three little monsters with a calm expression: "Everyone, if you don't regret it, it will be too late."

"I want to eat Tang's monk's meat!" Kuai Rufeng kicked his legs and shouted.

Good boy!I sneered, you won't have any underwear left if you win.

In the first game, I won without any suspense.Collected a bunch of herbs of unknown use.

In the second game, the third game, and the fourth game, the mess in front of me piled up more and more, and the chips of the other three became less and less.

Finally, Kuai Rufeng kicked the table into pieces, and the cards on the table flew all over the floor. He walked over quickly around the broken stones, grabbed me by the collar, and put his face on me fiercely. Gritting his teeth, he said, "You monk, how can you bet so well!"

I opened his fingers one by one, and said slowly: "Are you angry because you can't afford to lose?"

He snorted coldly, pushed me away, and pestered Honghaier again: "I don't care, I want to eat Tang's monk meat."

Just at this time, the little demon came to report: "My lord! There is a monk with a rough face and a thunderous mouth outside, and a monk with a long mouth and big ears is asking for Master in front of the door! He also said that if we don't give it, the cave will be destroyed!"

Quick as the wind said: "My lord, let's eat it quickly, when the monk Tang is in our stomachs, what else can he want? Angry him to death! Angry him to death!"

I covered the stinky mouth of the bear boy, and said to the red boy, "You might as well let me out, it will save you trouble."

Hong Haier wrinkled his nose, but he was not happy: "Do you think I can't beat your big apprentice Sun Wukong?" He said and ran out to fight with a long gun.

Kuai Rufeng happily said to Ji Ruhuo: "Your Majesty is gone, let's take off the Tang Priest's skin and wash it, and when your Majesty comes back, we can eat Tang Priest's meat!" I read.

He sneered anxiously: "Then I will skin you when the king comes back." Pointing to the messy gravel cards on the ground, he said: "You made it, clean it up yourself, don't wait for me to beat you!"

After a while, the red boy came back happily and showed off to me: "Your apprentice was burned away by me, do you think I am better than your apprentice?"

I was at a loss for words, I didn't know what to say, so I just kept silent.

That little monster was relentless, grabbed my sleeve and asked, "Tell me, who is better between me and your apprentice?"

I do not speak.

He was upset: "If you don't tell me, I'll eat you!" When he said this, his lips parted, revealing a hideous face.

I felt a chill in my heart when I saw it, and I could only say: "Everything is amazing, everything is amazing."

He snorted, looking dissatisfied, and said: "Your disciple invited the Dragon King here, even if he is not my opponent, naturally I am the best."

I was shocked to hear it.

"You said, you will play with me here." He stared at me.

I was helpless: "There are so many people in this world who can play with you, why do you hold on to me?"

Hong Haier waved his hand: "They taste like that, but you can live forever after eating it."

"..." Feelings, you always use me as a food reserve.

He suddenly remembered something and ran out again, this time he never came back.

When Wukong came in to rescue me, I saw Honghaier for the last time.

The child was standing next to Guanyin covered in blood, his clothes were ragged, he had a serious face, his hands, feet and neck were covered with bandages, and his hair like a crow's feather was cut into a ridiculous birthday peach shape.

The Bodhisattva smiled at me, and took the red boy away through the clouds.

I saw a long gun on the ground, it was the weapon of the red boy, and now it is thrown on the ground like a piece of garbage.

"Master, let's go on the road." Bajie came up to help me.

I rode on the horse and asked Wukong: "Being a good fortune boy is better than being a monster?"

The monkey led the horse and said with a smile: "It's better to be a king yourself than to be a follower for others."

I was silent.

"But of course there are benefits." The monkey stroked the horse's mane, but stopped talking.

"Goku."

"master?"

I suddenly wanted to ask him: Do you want to become a Buddha or go back to Huaguo Mountain to be a monster?

But after all, he didn't ask the exit.