Big director

Question: How can a man [Note: almost 30 years old] play the role of a famous stunning beauty without violating harmony?

Answer: Necessary conditions——

One, that man must first be a director with absolute authority, otherwise no one would let him be so capricious.

Second, rotten wood cannot be carved, and no one can turn decay into magic, so this man has to be tall enough to defy the sky, that is, the legendary 360-degree without dead ends [Note: Femininity, not masculinity].

Third, the director's skill is very strong, and at the same time with the top team of top makeup artists, top cameramen, etc., he can eliminate the false and preserve the true. At least in the camera, the hard lines of the man's side are covered up, and the rest is naturally feminine... …

Fourth, this man has to have a sense of CP with his partner—such as Yu Ji and Xiang Yu—and the audience will think oh, they are a good match!match made in heaven!There will be no illusion of a rigid Lalang match.

Five, the fans just pay the bill!The privilege of the great god is so hanging, hold back if you don't accept it!

The above five items are indispensable. With these capitals, the willful director Zhu successfully performed the tone of the stunning beauty Yu Ji as a young man, and was praised by everyone willingly, saying that he After the concubine Yu came out, no one would dare to act in the future, because it would be self-inflicted humiliation!

People who have watched this "Battle of Kings and Hegemons" are all reading, Zhu Zimo is definitely a scheming boy!

For example, when he said cameo, it was really a cameo. There was only one full frontal shot of Yu Ji from the beginning to the end, and the rest were through silhouettes, a hand, a head of hair, a side face, a look, and a skirt... To set it off from the side, this method is very clever and very flattering-because there are not many historical records about Yu Ji in history, even her real name, race, place of birth, date of birth and death, and when Xiang Yu was married. There is no record of the acquaintance and the final outcome, there is only a saying that "there is a beauty named Yu". As for her name Yu Ji, she committed suicide and died, all of which are fabricated by later generations.

This is a very mysterious beauty.

Therefore, when Xiang Yu was defeated and made the song "Gaixia Song", Yu Ji drew her sword After dancing, she played back a song "The Han soldiers have already conquered the land, and the songs of the four quarters; the king is exhausted, and the concubine can't talk about life." After "Returning Gai Xia Song", the image of Yu Ji became plump, which made her not only as a A symbol of a beautiful concubine, but a strange woman who has been chanted through the ages, and is highly respected by later generations.

Zhu Zimo's portrayal of Concubine Yu in the early stage, through some extremely beautiful details, rather than a real person... It is definitely a stroke of genius, because at that time, Concubine Yu, who was a beautiful concubine, was really just a "beautiful concubine". "It's just a toy, Xiang Yu doesn't value her very much, because a concubine is equivalent to the master's item, and has no character and dignity.

Pulling out the sword and dancing, composing "Return to Gaixia Song", and finally slaying herself with the sword, this is Yu Ji's most brilliant scene, and it is also the reason why she became Yu Ji.

Zhu Zimo suffered a lot for this scene.

He has one advantage, that is, as a man, he looks better than a woman when dancing swords.

Rigid and powerful, there is a kind of charm that kills both men and women.

Zhu Zimo knew how to dance, remember, he used to be a son of a family who had to know all kinds of ballroom dances, once in the TV series "The Proud Son of Heaven", he even played a guest role as a beauty on the dance floor... With this foundation, coupled with his body capital that has been nourished by the spring water in space all year round, he quickly learned the sword dance designed by the dance master himself.

In the setting of "Battle of Kings and Tyrants", Concubine Yu is covered with tulle all the year round. She loves to wear a red suit, a slender waist, and blue silk like Daisy. When she draws her sword in front of the drunken overlord, she is fierce Dancing, while reciting "Fu Gai Xia Song", a pair of close-up eyes are so beautiful, with the intense drumbeat, she rotates wantonly, like a blooming manjusawa flower, and finally, the tulle on the face is covered with sword energy Shocked, she was the last one to spin and knelt down on one knee, her white and shiny chin was like a ray of light in the dark night, which shocked the Overlord's heart and also amazed the eyes of all the audience!

The three-foot green blade lay across her neck, and she looked at the Bawang of Chu not far away, and smiled sadly, her beautiful eyes were covered with mist, and finally closed slowly, the blood sprayed all over the ground like that.

The man who was so powerful and mighty as he was, only had time to catch her limp body.

The death is so decisive, the blood is bleeding and the breath is dead, and there is no way to save it.

In this way, Yin and Yang are separated.

And the moment he hugged her, the two of them fell in love.

The sadness of the Overlord at that moment was touching...

But whether Ba Wang is sad or not is actually none of Zhu Zimo's business. After all, he can rest assured that Shen Pingzhang will handle affairs. Although it is impossible for him to pass this level of acting skills, it is not too difficult for him.

The real difficulty is Zhu Zimo's own part.

An ancient style "song", a sword dance, a few words, and finally wipe the neck, especially clean and crisp.

But he was never good at acting.

Zhen Nima is dying, Zhu Zimo began to think how beautiful it is!But when I really acted, I always cared about the head and the tail, danced well, but the eyes were not enough, the eyes were right, the lines were soft, the lines were deafening, and the overall meaning was not beautiful enough...

It is too difficult for a man to play a woman and still want to be a classic.

The difficult Zhu Zimo even had the heart to give up.

But it's all because of the love for Shen Pingzhang!Let him withstand the pressure!

The most important thing is that he shamelessly took advantage of the director's privilege, clearing the scene every time, facing Shen Pingzhang two by two, a scene of up to 5 minutes was spent by him for a month - of course, it was all extra time, which finally allowed him to He himself is satisfied, that's why he has this pair of newly released screen classic cps!

is it easy? !

Therefore, Zhu Zimo was not guilty at all of being praised as "the most beautiful Concubine Yu", but rather stubborn, because he felt that his performance was absolutely worthy of this praise!

Oh, by the way, also because of the release of this CP, the Wand Party has been completely squeezed out by Zhu Zimo, a dishonorable guy, and has no way out. Everyone collectively defected vigorously to the opponent—the Zhangmo Party to rule the world!However, although they seem to be extremely beautiful, there are still many hidden dangers, such as some guys who use the banner of the Zhangmo Party, but are actually full of malice towards the attacker, Shen Pingzhang. If Zhu Zimo can't attack, he will turn into a scumbag. Well, playing with Shen Pingzhang on the applause, turning Shen Pingzhang into a rag doll or something, we are so cool!

"The Conflict of Kings and Hegemons" exploded so vigorously that so many big figures are pushing it, and Zhu Zimo has thus become Mr. Unspeakable... So of course, I don't know how many entertainment programs want to interview Zhu Zimo. If Nima can really invite him over, it will be a post, okay? !

However, no one has any hope, because everyone knows that Zhu Zimo is a nerd!Damn house!That is to say, he was relatively easy to talk to in the first two years when he first came out to play, and he occasionally appeared in publicity, but now that he has become a master, he is called aloof!Even Oscar's invitation was ignored, and everyone was convinced.

As a result, no one expected that this time a certain satellite TV tried to invite Zhu Zimo as usual—they originally invited Shen Pingzhang. But it is much stronger, so the success rate of the invitation being accepted is higher.Who knew it would be a big surprise for them!Not only did Shen Pingzhang agree to be on the show, Zhu Zimo also agreed very hard!I was so moved to tears!

What's more surprising is that director Zhu Zimo, who is known as "the singing voice is too beautiful", told them that he will show his singing voice in the show, so fans can look forward to it!

Well, please look forward to something, of course Zhu Zimo did not personally negotiate with a certain satellite TV, but passed it on to the poor manager Hua Li.

Hua Li finished the notification as if he was reciting his lines, and listened to the joy and enthusiasm on the other side of the microphone, but his heart was desolate-how dare he say it, Director Zhu!Are you having such a good time that you have to go to hell?

This is a disease!Promise me that you must take your medicine frequently, okay?Don't give up treatment so early!

After hanging up the phone, he first lit a candle for a certain TV station, then lit a candle for the deadly director Zhu, and finally lit a candle for the naive fans.

The innocent and lovely fans in his heart have no idea that someone has lit candles for them, who has that kind of spare time!Everyone is just busy and happy, okay?Mo Mo actually fulfilled his promise, not only appeared on the show but also presented a song, it is definitely true love for them!Tears are flowing, I must watch the live broadcast when the time comes!

Shen Pingzhang was speechless: "You have to be kind, are you worthy of fans like this? Are you sure they won't cry and faint in the toilet after hearing this?"

Zhu Zimo was flattered at first, but he was decisively unhappy after hearing this: "What do you mean? I have already practiced the song "Millennium" very well. Besides, there are still five days before the show. I will hurry up and practice again. Time will definitely be a blockbuster, okay? Even you look down on me, believe it or not, I will die for you to see?"

Even death is out for you, Shen Pingzhang can only shut up decisively.

But even though he shut up, the desire to complain in his heart is endless.

For example——"Millennium", you did a good job!Do you know that the teacher who is in charge of tuning you speaks against his conscience every day!He may be afraid that if you continue to compete with him, his heart will collapse first, okay?

For example——Actually, I am also very broken, but who told me that I am true love for you?He married his own wife, even when he was crying, he also praised him for singing well!So your misunderstanding is really super fatal!It's really pitiful to be a fan of your family!

such as--

Forget it or not, Shen Pingzhang fell silent, thinking, what can he do, he is too lazy to calculate the psychological shadow area of ​​fans, as long as Zhu Zimo doesn't get hit...