Big director

Similar remarks are everywhere on the forums and Weibo——

"Ahahaha, when I think of random passers-by A cannon fodder B appearing in the movie, they are all big stars, that kind of sour feeling is simply sour! Based on this, I want to watch it too!"

"Yeah, I usually don't like to watch TV movies about the Anti-Japanese War, it's too heavy, but this one is different, I have to support it to watch celebrities!"

……

Then, the hot topic suddenly changed that day.

"The trailer of "Wentian 3" is out! It's really breathtaking and beautiful! It makes my blood boil! Here is the URL!"

When "Wen Tian 3" will be released, at the beginning of the year, people kept bringing it up, complaining that they had never seen such a painful series, you see, even Hollywood knows what it means to strike while the iron is hot, but Director Zhu always It's so unhurried, "Wen Tian 2" has been over for two years, and there is still no movement in the third, is it waiting for us to leave a message when we are dying, saying that we have never forgotten to tell Nai Weng about family sacrifices?

As a result, the fans were all anxious to go to the room, but Director Zhu was still taking his time. During the Spring Festival, he even went to Milan International Fashion Week without doing business!Although for face control people, the benefits of this period are really enough, but people's hearts will never be satisfied. Everyone hopes that Director Zhu will learn how to do the shadow clone quickly, and then this Director Zhu will go to shoot fashion blockbusters, and that Director Zhu will never be satisfied. I honestly make movies at home, and there is a director Zhu who attends variety shows every day, Dabao sees you every day!

Counting the days, now that summer is here, even if Director Zhu is no longer doing his job properly, "Wen Tian 3" should come out, right?

Hey, he went to join the voluntary director team to shoot a blockbuster movie dedicated to the National Day tribute to the War of Resistance!

Well, it's still the same sentence, seek shadow clone!

As time passed, everyone gradually accepted the reality that Director Zhu's procrastination must have happened again!From winter to spring, and then from spring to summer, is it possible to go from summer to autumn next?

Dare to give it a good time!

Then the trailer of "Wen Tian 3" was finally released. The Zen-like artistic conception and the fast-paced plot lasted for 2 minutes. One of the things that left the deepest impression on everyone was a piece of background music, an ethereal female voice I don’t even know the name of the singer, the nice ears are about to be pregnant!The second is the big characters at the end of the trailer - it will be released worldwide on July 7!

Counting with your fingers, isn't there only one month left? !

Ah ha ha ha, it will be summer vacation by then, go to the movies happily, and after "Wen Tian 3" is released, "Jian Guo" will follow, and my mother will no longer have to worry about my drama shortage!

……

Zhu Zimo was lying in front of the computer and writing vigorously, his hands were so fast that there were afterimages, and he looked very handsome and reliable.

Shen Pingzhang looked at his thin back, feeling very distressed.

He felt that Director Zhu had worked too hard. He had just returned from the film crew, and once he devoted himself to work, he didn't even have time to rest.Young people of this age are very playful, not to mention that Director Zhu has the qualifications and qualifications to be playful, and he has always been very lazy. Who would have thought that he would suddenly work like this, which is simply unaccustomed .

After feeling distressed, Shen Pingzhang went to the kitchen to make a plate of delicious snacks, put them on a small tray, and put a glass of banana milk next to it, which smelled delicious and sweet. He was going to serve it to Director Zhu to supplement his nutrition. !

It was really hard work.

Then when he walked over, he glanced at it inadvertently.

Immediately, I was embarrassed in place, with a deep feeling of being deceived...

However, Zhu Zimo was so absorbed that he didn't even notice that there was someone behind him. When Shen Pingzhang poked him with his finger, he didn't react for a while, and he came back to his senses after a few seconds, looking at Shen Pingzhang: "What's wrong?"

Then he sniffed, his eyes lit up in surprise: "Wow! You gave me something to eat! It smells so good! Thank you dear~"

He honestly took it over and swallowed a small snack with a groan.

Shen Pingzhang looked at him with a complicated expression, and asked, "What are you writing about?"

"Oh, did you find out?" Director Zhu was a little embarrassed, but he chose to tell the truth, "It's fanhumanities!"

"Whose fanart?" Shen Pingzhang looked at Zhu Zimo's eyes, as if looking at a strange flower.

"Of course it belongs to you and me!" Mentioning this, Zhu Zimo was filled with righteous indignation!

He already knew that compared to the Magic Wand Party, the Zhangmo Party was the general trend, the mainstream, and a menacing existence that could not be provoked!But his trumpet is the mainstay of the Wand Party in the forum!Who doesn't know that he is a big touch!

Drawings, videos, p-pictures, everything is fine!

It can be said that the reason why the Magic Wand Party has not been disbanded yet and still retains full combat effectiveness is definitely Zhu Zimo's contribution!He's literally holding up half the sky of the Wand Party!

For this reason, many opponents came to instigate him, but he refused them all fearlessly.

As a result, his trumpet has naturally become a thorn in the side of the opponent, and the opponent has said more than once that as long as this person can be killed, the Wand Party will no longer be a climate hahaha, the cult will die!

Then recently, there have been several big touches with strong fighting power suddenly appearing on the opponent. Although the level of drawing, video, and p-pictures is mostly not as good as Director Zhu, but in terms of humanistic quality, it is far superior!And most importantly, there are so many of them!The massive swiping of the screen immediately made Zhu Zimo's people disappear.

However, these newcomers all uttered wild words, and wanted to challenge Zhu Zimo!And clamored, Zhu Zimo never came out to fight, could it be because he was afraid? !

...In fact, Zhu Zimo was scared!He is obviously very busy recently, so busy that he has no time to log in and pay attention to it!

But others don't know!The enemies laughed very complacently. The comrades in arms were bloody at first, and then they hadn’t seen Da Chuo for a long time.

After Zhu Zimo came back, he leisurely planned to scan some benefits, and after logging into the forum, he found that the opponent had completely counterattacked!There is not a single post about the Wand Party on the front page!It's all Zhang Mo's party!There are several fanfictions that are so meaty and delicious... The integrity of the family is completely gone. What tentacles, props, transformations, demonizations... There is no weirdest thing, only more weird things. Director Zhu blindly finished it, waiting for the waves Afterwards, I woke up to Wei Er——Damn, while I was away, the elementary school students at home were preparing to rebel!

Can this be tolerated?

Must not!

So Director Zhu didn't even care about Qin Shihuang's movie idea, rolled up his sleeves, and started coding the fanfic of the Wand Party!

In this article, Zhu Zimo is an octopus prince of an octopus planet, while Shen Pingzhang is a seal prince who is always chattering, especially literary and weak...

The seal prince has snow-white fur, a pair of short hands, and a chubby figure, not to mention how cute it is!

Then one day, when the seal prince was chatting to the moon as usual, he was discovered by the octopus prince. The domineering and evil prince octopus was shocked-there are such beautiful, tender and lovely seals in the world!

That must be dragged away and slapped!

So the delicate and gentle seal prince fell into the clutches of the devil helplessly. The octopus prince is not only evil and mad, he is also very (beep——) powerful. The boss said no, but his body was very upright, so slowly, Shen Pingzhang, who was a seal prince, gradually fell into decline.

[This paragraph is full of all kinds of blinding braised pork] At this point, do you think the article is going to have a happy ending in a bawdy and shameless way? !

impossible!

Suddenly a black hole appeared in the sky!The black hole swallowed Shen Pingzhang with lightning speed, and the octopus prince Zhu Zimo suddenly collapsed. He howled no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The eight feet pointed at the sky angrily, the sky suddenly opened a crack, and then Zhu Zimo resolutely rushed in, and the smoke and dust billowed to chase the little seal!

The direction of this fan art must be very different.

Anyway, it is a collection of all kinds of goofy jokes, god unfolding and exotic meat. For example, after coming out of the octopus planet, the little seal turned into an adult, and the little octopus prince is still the little octopus prince, and you know what to do ...After a while, a wave of zombies suddenly broke out in the new world. Shen Pingzhang fled while screaming, but the evil and crazy Zhu Zimo was infected with the zombie virus and became the most powerful zombie octopus boss in the new world. Continue to slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap... Then by chance, Zhu Zimo was able to cultivate immortality again. He successfully got rid of the octopus shape, and became a handsome man. He snatched Shen Pingzhang away, and the two continued to practice double-sex, slap, slap...

I don't know what else will unfold next, because when Shen Pingzhang caught Director Zhu, the plot only went so far.

I have to say that Director Zhu deserves to be a director and screenwriter. In his writing, no matter how weird the plot or how blinding the meat jokes are, they all look delicious and beautiful, and then readers can Looking down like a masochist while being struck by lightning, there is no way to stop!

This is Director Zhu's work of revenge, so it must be done!

Shen Pingzhang saw that his whole body was petrified...