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Can gay-themed movies be released in China?This issue has sparked a huge heated discussion since the filming of "Dream Wedding".

In fact, as early as 2003, because of a movie "Xiao Fei Midian", there was a discussion about the movie classification system. The members of the CPPCC submitted proposals on the classification system. Unfortunately, all the proposals fell into disarray. Few experts still believe that the grading system is not in line with the national conditions.

In May 2004, SARFT issued a notice. In the "Implementation Plan for Strengthening and Improving the Ideological and Moral Construction of Minors in Radio, Film and Television" (Guangfa Bianzi [5] No. 2004), it clearly stipulates that homosexuality is still listed as "unhealthy sexual content", and "we must resolutely delete".Although this is a regulation on "minors", since the grading system has not been introduced, adults naturally enjoy the same "treatment" as minors. Under one size fits all, movies involving homosexual plots still cannot pass review.

Is it funny?Adults and minors, who should be treated differently, cannot be distinguished "according to national conditions"; while homosexuals and heterosexuals, who should be treated equally, are treated so distinctly.

There are heated discussions on the Internet, and various media are also hotly discussed, but the SARFT has its own style of "let him be windy, and I will stand still". We have regulations, although we cannot directly Calling you back, but just put it on hold, postponing the release!

So angry!Every day on the Internet, there are film reviews in various languages ​​that have been cut over the wall. It shows that "Dream Wedding" is really a classic, it is very good-looking, and the most important thing is that there is no pornographic scene !Very special and pure!The result is like this, you still ban it, ban wool!

People are rebellious.

The more you don't allow people to watch it, the more itchy people will be. It doesn't matter if you don't watch it or not, but if you hide it, I will watch it!

From various banned books in ancient times to various banned films in modern society, they all have the same meaning.

Zhu Zimo's assistant asked a little anxiously: "What's the matter? I thought that after ten years, the country should be more open, right? As a result, "The Drunken Concubine", which won the Palme d'Or ten years ago, did not end up in the end. It failed to be released in mainland China, and now our "Dream Wedding" still cannot be released in mainland China! Although the box office results in foreign countries are very good, I really feel bad!"

Of course, I feel bad. The things in my home can be used by anyone, but my family can’t use them. The degree of bitterness can be described in an ancient poem-"Bitter hate pressing the golden thread every year, marrying others clothes".

Zhu Zimo was actually very annoyed. Although he knew how to "collude with government and businessmen" best because of his "tutor", who wants to deal with those bureaucrats patiently?There were two times when he couldn't shirk it, and he went to two dinners, and that was torture every minute!Just to seek a chance to be released!

It's not because of money at all. If this matter can be done, it will be a precedent - the interests of all small groups are achieved slowly and with difficulty through these precedents again and again.

But after tossing for so long, he was completely impatient.

"In this way, we are going to make DVDs and sell them in all channels!" He put down the coffee in his hand and said, "As for the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, put it there and grind with them slowly. Who said it must be released first, and then Selling video discs, we just do the opposite!"

"Huh?" The assistant was a little dumbfounded, selling the DVD first, and then still not giving up the screening review?Still playing like this?

"Why not?" Once he decided to do this, Zhu Zimo felt that this might be the best choice, "Anyway, I don't expect this movie to make a lot of money. The purpose of selling DVDs is to give to domestic movie fans. An explanation, but we can't give up the chance of release, if the film is really classic enough, we will grind down the release rights after ten years! At that time, as the first gay-themed movie that can be released in China, "Dream" The influence of "The Wedding" will be further improved..."

The manager Hua Li next to him clapped his hands: "In this situation, this is already the best solution! Anyway, if we wait a few more days, we will not release genuine discs, and pirated discs dubbed from Hong Kong and Taiwan will be flying all over the sky. Now is the best time for hunger marketing, it would be a pity to miss it..."

He knew that Zhu Zimo wasn't short of the money, but why would he want to take advantage of those pirates?

Although, he also felt that there was no point in reviewing and reviewing all the DVDs. He had watched a movie, even if it was released, who would go to the cinema to watch it again if he had nothing to do?It wasn't because of too much money...but he couldn't be stupid enough to tell Zhu Zimo directly that it was bad enough that he couldn't release it, so don't add fuel to the fire.

Zhu Zimo's studio has already acted very quickly. The day after this decision was made, all major audio-visual stores and bookstores stocked the "Dream Wedding" DVD.Divided into ordinary version and deluxe version, and the most expensive supreme limited commemorative edition.There is only one DVD in the regular version, and it costs 12 yuan, while the deluxe version has several posters, and the package design is also very beautiful, and it costs 20 yuan.As for the most expensive Supreme Limited Commemorative Edition, there are only 500 copies in total. Not only does it contain signed posters, but it also has a full version of the movie, which means more content than the original film... This is the most expensive one, and it costs 88 yuan. You must also be lucky, and there will be no more after it is too late.

They hired some Internet trolls to spread the publicity for a day. It can be said that as long as the village is connected to the Internet, all fans who follow "Dream Wedding" will get the news!

Although it seems that the possibility of a public release is not high, it is good to have a DVD to watch!

"Fuck, I went to buy the "Dream Wedding" DVD today. Are those people crazy? Uh! I was in a hurry! He also said that he brought it for his classmates... Fortunately, I still have it here. I bought a deluxe version and a regular version. I decided to use the regular version to watch it. The version is for collection! As for the supreme commemorative version, I won’t be able to see it anyway, so who can tell me what’s inside..."

"Yes! I went to buy it early in the morning, but I still haven't seen the shadow of the supreme version... Tears are rushing..."

"You despicable villains! How dare you pretend there! At least you bought it! I was one step too late! But the line came to me. The boss smiled bitterly and said, the stock is a bit small. Today's sold out, come back tomorrow Right! I really want to slap that boss away! What a shrewd look with a white face, this is Director Zhu’s film! If you don’t let go and buy more, you deserve it because you can’t make any money! You’re so mad! Me!!!"

"I went to bed late...Really, I just knew that director Zhu's film would definitely not be unsalable, but I didn't know it would sell so fast! When I woke up and went to buy it, I found out that there were no DVDs, and even the people in line I couldn't find it, but I saw a shop owner squatting in the corner and weeping silently. I guess he must be repenting for his mistake... Oh, anyway, I ordered a copy, and I can buy it tomorrow... But now I don't have it. Look, I can't sleep well..."

"For those who haven't bought it, ask the kind comrades nearby to help! I don't mind watching it with you! Happiness lies in sharing, I swear I'm a delicate girl! Is there anyone from xx road in xx city?"

"Hey, I found out that except for the people who bought it at the beginning, the people who didn't buy it were all crying. What happened..."

"Isn't that unexpected? Of course those lucky animals are going to the movies! I'm envious, jealous..."

"I silently cut up the villain at home..."

two hours later.

"...￥#%%...*"

"Hey, why did someone mess up the code? What does this mean?"

"It means... I just finished watching it, and it's really good! It's warm and touching, and it's a hundred times better than I imagined! Ahhhh, Director Zhu, I'm your brainless fan!"

"I've finished watching it too! The acting skills of the three film stars are absolutely amazing! It's so good-looking, my boyfriend and I watched it together, and we both were made to laugh several times!"

"Healing is a masterpiece! No, I only bought a normal version. I didn't bring enough money. I will queue up early tomorrow. I have to buy a deluxe version for my collection... My friend bought the deluxe version. I'm really envious of the poster."

"After watching this movie, I suddenly felt that as long as I can be firm and strong in my heart, even gays can be happy! Yes, I am a gay. Thanks to Director Zhu for making a movie for our group!"

"Well, I used to think that homosexuals are perverts for no reason. Now I can look at them with more tolerance. Of course, homosexuals who cheat on marriages are all scum! I only admire those homosexuals who keep themselves clean and can insist on themselves. I hope The country can legalize gay marriage as soon as possible, and they are just like us, except for their different sexual orientations, they are also ordinary people..."

"Crying like a fool..."

"Huh? Isn't there too much sentimentality upstairs? You're crying when you're so warm?"

"That's right! It turned out that I was worried that it was a tragedy, but from the beginning to the end, it was completely cured. I don't understand why some people cry..."

Facts have proved that bad taste is contagious.

Even if someone tells the truth, they will be ridiculed by more people!

...Starting from that little mushroom, they first deceived the public, saying that this movie is warm and touching, and the first group of people who bought the DVD naively believed it, and then they were all poked by the movie, and their hearts twitched. A sour orange, most people who watched the movie cried like idiots, this is simply unbearable!Director Zhu, you have the guts to be so calm and cruel!I want to talk to you about life!

Now that we have been deceived, others should forget about it...

There are people who follow the example, but no one organizes them. All the people who cry like fools start to leave movie reviews online, saying that this movie is really warm and touching. Watching it makes people smile knowingly, thinking that life is really beautiful and the world is so beautiful. Full of kindness, I feel full of strength!

Then, while bluffing and deceiving, they crazily cursed director Zhu Zimo, who had cheated their parents, and the instigator, Xiao Mushroom...

All of a sudden, the heavy resentment came from all over the motherland, and Director Zhu and Xiao Mushroom all sneezed. Hearing this, Shen Pingzhang thought that Director Zhu had a cold, and cooked him a smooth ginger porridge with lean meat. Director Zhu drank happily.

Starting from nine o'clock today, major video stores and bookstores have been calling to increase the order quantity. You know, the first batch of video discs, because the time is relatively tight, although they have prepared before, but as of today, they have only About 100 million copies were produced.Thinking about these things, it is estimated that they can cope with the first day, and then they can replenish at any time after that. Genuine discs are not expensive, and pirated discs should not cause them too much loss.

Unexpectedly, they still underestimated how crazy the fans were.

It didn't even take an hour to be swept away.

Judging by the popularity, if "Dream Wedding" can be released, the box office results will already be very amazing.

Those film companies who also saw this sales performance were all silent.

An ordinary DVD sells for 12 yuan, but the cost is not even 2 yuan!Even if these 100 million DVDs are all ordinary models, this hour of sales represents a net profit of 1000 million!Well, including the cost of publicity and the profit of the video store, it is less than 1000 million, but as a literary film with a niche theme, this achievement is enough to shock the world!

Just counting the income from selling video discs in China, the movie can't lose money.

The concept of "Director Zhu is a cornucopia" has become more and more popular.

No matter what kind of movie you make, you will gain both fame and fortune!As long as you have a little brain, you must remember to release director Zhu from fire prevention and theft. When deciding on the screening schedule, you must keep your eyes open.