Big director

#Does anyone remember that in episode 23, there was a long-haired beauty who danced very hotly in the bar? #

#…Fuck, don’t scare me! #

#…Fuck, don’t scare me! #

#…Fuck, don’t scare me! #

After scrolling through several pages like swiping the screen, a different voice finally appeared.

#Nanima is my goddess, help! ! ! ! ! ! ! #

#233333 I remember that long-haired beauty didn't even show her face, right?I recognized the goddess or something, how did the big brother who identified it know that it was directed by Zhu? #

#不能我很吃吃包纳面面即击味味... I didn’t think of it at first, but once I was reminded, in retrospect, it really looks like it! #

#朱director, can this little goblin not be so self-willed? 23333 I'm about to laugh and cry...#

#Before I played a cameo role as Sister Guanyin, and now I have a guest role as a hot dancer. Director Zhu's rich inner world is beyond my imagination hahahaha! #

#Isn't the most important thing natural and flawless? 233333...#

#So could it be that his ultimate dream is to follow the path of beauties, so that all beauties have nowhere to go? #

#It should be like this That's right, didn't Yan Xu also say it?It's easy to be hit and lose confidence under Director Zhu's life... I thought Director Zhu was a "male star's nightmare", but now it seems that he might want to attack from all directions! #

#23333 The female stars are hard to escape from the murderous hands, they are so insane! #

#Don’t care, anyway, several channels are rebroadcasting now, and I must keep my dog’s eyes open for that episode to see clearly!If it's really him, I'll watch the episode on my knees, and you guys will be my witnesses! #

#Kneeling to see 1! #

#Kneeling to see 2! #

The screen was swiping again, and everyone's discussions were in full swing, and it was almost uncontrollable.

After 1 minute, finally a man of justice came out to speak——

#I said, have you forgotten the topic of today?Off topic all ran out of the Milky Way! #

#呵呵 I wanted to say it a long time ago!Nima is playing "The Proud Son of Heaven" everywhere, today is the game press conference! !Please respect us game nerds waiting to be fed, okay? #

#There is also a game nerd here who expresses his anger! #

#Always lacking a sense of existence is also very sad to think about it...#

#Is there anyone who cares about what is being broadcast live on the video? ! #

#呵呵呀自己油Don't blame the world for discriminating against you, we just have the magic skill of typing while licking the screen!Game geeks, aren’t you always so arrogant that your typing speed is so fast that you can fly?Let's fight! #

#Don't make noise, don't make noise!Looks like it's about to make a big move! #

#Huh?That's right, why did the screen go black all of a sudden?power failure? !please do not!My male god is so handsome, I still can't lick enough! #

#A bit distressed Zhangzhang is swollen or broken?Although the equipment is cool, but when I think about the current temperature... just now I can comfort myself with the air conditioner, but now that the power is cut off, I feel so miserable when I think about it. #

#etc! #

#bridgebean sack! #

#What is this sound! #

#What is this actually a game promotional video? ! ! ! ! #

#Shuai fried ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! #

During the 3 minutes of playing the promotional video, the scrolling speed of the comments below slowed down significantly.

Also, all the comments were turned into a random combination of extraordinarily simple exclamations and punctuation.

such as--

#Fuck! ! ! ! #

# Simply! ! ! #

#I feel the blood is boiling! ! ! #

#... The amount of information is huge! ! ! #

#What is it? Are you kidding me? ! ! ! #

#朱director, come out and let's talk about life! ! ! #

#I can be considered to understand what it means to be rich and self-willed... The local tyrant please take me to fly! ! #

#I heard that the game starts on time at [-] o'clock, how can the time pass so slowly! ! ! #

#Wait!If the game is not fun, I will organize a group to throw rotten eggs at Director Zhu's house! ! ! #

#朱director is so cute, why do you treat him like that!If you have the ability, take me with you! ! ! #

#……What happened? Why did Director Zhu leave early?

#I just like this style hahaha, just be yourself and other mortals don't care! ! #

#Upstairs children are you still in junior high school?Be good, go back and do your homework! #

#哦洋 turned out to be a sudden illness!A little worried...#

#祝祝Director Zhu is safe and sound! #

There is a large row of candles brushed underneath.

Well, at this moment in 2001, candles were just pure tools for blessing, and were not endowed with the evil extended meaning of later generations.

Next, the live broadcast screen changed to Shen Pingzhang being ordered to hold the press conference instead of Zhu Zimo.

After all, there are still far more people who pay attention to celebrities than games. The reporters below will deviate from today's topic from time to time. How could he think of starting a company? Is Kunpeng solely owned by him?What else are you doing besides making games? What is the core part of this game made by Director Zhu?He also gave the idea?My God, he can do such high-end programming?

The audience in front of the computer frantically swiped their screens——

#I am desperate for this world, is this still the world of science?Is Director Zhu really not Altman in disguise? #

#Certainly not Altman you think too much!I guess he descended from a fairy!In the future, there will be a thrilling love between immortals and mortals! #

#How could it be a fairy? You guys are really enough!Obviously a little fairy!I can't tell what the prototype is, but it's either a flower essence or a vixen! #

#我喜欢着赫节啦，Although he usually doesn’t show any flaws, but the hot dancing beauty he played as a cameo is simply charming. Can a simple flower essence do it?I just don't believe it! #

In the topic of promoting feudal superstition, there are occasional comments like "Games, games, respect our game geeks", but unfortunately, the power is too weak, and before staying for a second, they were ruthlessly crushed by the rolling world of mortals , I can't even beat a small wave.

Having been robbed of the home court and arrogantly driving the owner to the corner, the gaming geeks were bloodied.

And looking at this posture, when the time comes, these Xiaobai who only know how to roll around and show cuteness, but know nothing about online games will definitely crowd out our game resources!If Kunpeng's server configuration can't keep up, it will inevitably lead to tragedies such as stuck, disconnected, and people's heads all over the place... Finally, a domestic online game that looks very reliable has been released, and it has caught up. Facing such a cheating reality, alas, it would be nice if the boss didn't have such a huge popularity!

The time for happy rants always passes quickly.

Just now I felt that 11 o'clock was so far away, but when I came back to look at the lower right corner of the screen, I found that it was the time. !

The game interface had been prepared all the time before, and when the time came, the tens of thousands of viewers standing in front of the computers would rush to register frantically, striving to be the first batch of registered users.

Someone typed in the name column - bloodthirsty mad wolf.

Press Enter, and a prompt box will pop up: Hello, in order to improve the sense of substitution, this game does not support such user names, please use the naming rules of the real world to name your game characters.

What is the naming convention in the real world? !

Enter a gold ingot and click confirm... The system quickly passed it!

Ah ah ah a name as high as bloodthirsty mad wolf is not allowed, but Jin Yuanbao can do it, can it be okay!

When I think about playing with such a stupid name, I feel that life is hopeless.So I decided to fork it out and replace it with a more accented one.

however--

"Hello, it is not allowed to use two vests with the same ID number in this game, but you can choose to cancel the previous account if you change the vest... Friendly reminder, you are not allowed to apply again within two hours after cancellation."

No wonder I had to enter my ID number before I applied for an account... It’s fine if I’m not allowed to change my vest, but I have to wait two hours for cancellation!

Staring at the computer screen for ten seconds, Jin Yuanbao directly chose to enter the game.

In fact, once this setting is accepted, the name Jin Yuanbao is still very good, at least it looks rich!

... The number of players who have been fooled by this strange naming rule is really not one and a half, and they will not know until they enter the game, and there are many more miserable ones everywhere.

For example, there are still people calling sanitary napkins!

Although the game is smarter, it only sets all the surnames in reality. After the surname, one character, two characters and three characters are passed. That is to say, if you choose a Chinese name, the name is only five characters at most. ——For example, Ouyang is not happy.

Someone registered a cheating name, but wanted to see the quality of the game. Because no one knew who was behind the operation, he logged in bravely.Then, they don't have to worry about names at all.

Because of the awesome game quality!This can be called the running speed against the sky!This is simply a blockbuster-level virtual world!It was an extraordinary experience that brought tears to my eyes!This rigorous and cool huge worldview!

In short, once it starts, it's so fun that you can't stop!

This Nima is called an online game!Compared with those before, they are all scum!

The game press conference over there ended on time at [-]:[-].

The extra 10 minutes are recording the number of registered players - 10 million within 300 minutes!And with so many players crowding up together, the server is still able to handle it with ease. Not only did it not crash, but the search was fast, and there was not even a single card!

Such a convincing start, what else is there to say?All the reporters left the stage with dreamy looks on their faces.

And they all decided to log in to this game after returning home. Without practice, there is no right to speak. The reports written by then will definitely be more realistic and touching!

After getting off the stage, Shen Pingzhang walked directly to the underground parking lot with a dark cloud on his face.

Just now the little assistant told him that Director Zhu went to the toilet a few times, took two pills, and said that he was much better, and he didn't go to the hospital, just laying in the car.

It was a nanny car for celebrities that looked very spacious and comfortable.

Shen Pingzhang opened the car door.

Inside, Zhu Zimo was paralyzed on the seat, looking at Shen Pingzhang with watery eyes.

He pointed to the display screen between the seats of the nanny's car, and praised with a thumbs up: "You performed even better than I imagined! You are so handsome!"

Shen Pingzhang closed the car door coldly, overturned Director Zhu who was still trying to be cute, and slapped his ass a few times!

Director Zhu: "Which..."

"Do you still dare to be disobedient and steal ice cream?!" Shen Pingzhang rubbed his buttocks with a tigery face.

Director Zhu lay limply in his arms, and while continuing to hum, obediently promised: "Don't dare!" Then he turned over, revealing his little belly, "Rub this place for me, it still hurts... "

Shen Pingzhang rubbed his hands to warm them up, gently drew circles on his stomach, and stared at him fiercely: "It's faster than anyone else to admit mistakes! It's just repeated mistakes!"

Director Zhu grinned, tried his best to stand up, and kissed his chin.

Shen Pingzhang softened all of a sudden, the strength in his hands became more appropriate, and Director Zhu hummed comfortably.

"Shut up!"

"Huh? Oh..."

After more than ten minutes, the hard-working driver received an order to come and drive.

On the way, the two chatted while looking at the screen of the car computer with relish.

The page that is currently playing is the live post of the press conference just now. Now that the press conference is over, the live video has also stopped, but the comments below are still being updated from time to time, but it is much slower than the peak period.

#Well, the male god is either studying or staying at home. If you want to take a look, you have to come to this kind of game conference. For me who doesn't play games, it's really sad. #

#Although it is a game press conference, it is really a super bonus!No wonder it is often said that military uniforms are fetishes. I was almost forced into an evil uniform by these two wayward guys. 233333#

#I don’t know when Director Zhu will make a new film?It's almost July now, last year two films squeezed out the Oscars, is it going to be 0 this year? !No! ! ! #

#2333 Does anyone else think these two look like a perfect match?And the content of the promotional video is actually quite connotative, right?Even repairing a mecha looks happy, so tell me!Did you bring the mecha into someone! ! ! #

#Thinking about it this way, it’s just abusive...#

#The same was abused to...#

The on-board computer can surf the Internet in real time, which is very convenient, but it is more difficult to type. When alone, Zhu Zimo directly used his brain to crackle, changed several vests and brushed his presence in the comment area, as if he had found the fun of the past. Simply happy!But now that someone is here, the light brain is hidden, so I can only watch other people swiping the screen unsatisfactorily.

After a while, at 12 o'clock, a new force suddenly injected into the comment area.

#Under the age of 16 are only allowed to log in to the game for one hour a day, what the hell? ! #

#God, don’t be so cruel, I’m actually only two days away from turning 16, please let me go! #

#What?There are games like this? !Simply the conscience of the industry! #

Zhu Zimo chuckled, two hours for those over 16 years old, he is so willful and able to come and bite me!