Little Hades, he is super cowardly

Fan Wujiu originally wanted to follow him, but Shile felt that it was not good to dig for gold with others watching.

So, Shi Le asked Fan Wujiu to wait for him, and he would come whenever he went.

Those yellow buildings are very recognizable.

Holding the bag, Shi Le carefully watched for any ghosts, while slowly moving towards the gold.

After a while.

He came to two big pillars, the color of the big pillars was yellow and very pleasing.

Shi Le took out the small knife he had found in advance from his pocket, and was going to try to see if he could pry a few pieces away.

Go down with a knife.

The big pillar was stabbed thoroughly.

Shi Le: "?"

The gold in the underworld is as soft as wood.

Moreover, he poked it with a knife, and the golden pillar was not only as soft as wood, but when the wind blew, it also rustled sawdust.

Shi Le took a handful of sawdust, rubbed it with his fingers, and the color faded.

He looked confused: "I, am I too new to the world?"

Otherwise, why couldn't he recognize what kind of gold it was?

The two golden pillars were all poked down, and Shi Le sat down on the ground, looking at the discolored sawdust in the palm of his hand, he enlightened, he completely enlightened.

"It's not gold," he murmured.

In the desolate underworld, the only thing Shi Le is satisfied with is the gold that can be seen everywhere.

But now, the gold is also fake.

He raised his head and looked around numbly.

This ruined hell, the gold is fake, and the coins cannot be spent. It is already 2020, and the Internet is not even connected.

Has his father worked hard to be lonely all these years?

Shi Le didn't know how long he sat there, but in the end, he walked around in front of all the bright yellow buildings unbelievingly.

At the end, he came back with an empty bag.

"grown ups."

Fan Wujiu also changed his address, seeing him come back with his head down, with no expression on his face, he called out cautiously: "What's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing, just realized one thing."

Shi Le packed Wuchang's clothes and stuffed them into the sack he brought with him when he came.

After stuffing, he looked at Fan Wujiu indifferently: "Let's go."

Even if his heart is broken, he will return to the world to be heartbroken again.

Fan Wujiu nodded hesitantly and led him out.

The two of them still walked around the small road, which had few ghosts, but it was not completely ghost-free.

After being scared twice, Shi Le finally got out of the underworld.

Looking at the large coffins in the yard in front of him, and the vintage items in the house that must have come out of someone's tomb, Shi Le felt strange and felt a sense of peace of mind.

At least here, it's still human.

There is the Internet, there is hot pot, and there is the world of his choice!

Fan Wujiu put the distracted little dumpling on the chair in the middle as if offering a confession, and put his sack at his feet.

"grown ups."

"Are you going to work with me tonight?"

Shi Le regained consciousness slightly: "Work? What kind of work?"

Fan Wujiu changed suddenly, and appeared in front of him in impermanent clothes, a tall hat, and an iron chain in his hand.

"We're going out to search for souls."

Shi Le was taken aback.

It seems so, but now that he has run out of the underworld, he can completely quit.

Shi Le, who was just cheated, now has a very negative attitude towards work.

"My lord, you have agreed to Judge Cui." Fan Wujiu saw something, and reminded him proactively.

"Judge Cui is not here again."

Shi Le languidly said: "I'm very sad now, I want to be quiet."

The gold he was thinking about was all fake, and this blow was simply unbearable for him.

Shi Le lay down on the chair, thinking sadly, I'm just a weak, pitiful and innocent little monster.

Why did fate play with him like this.

He obviously only wanted to be played by his handsome husband, not by fate.

"Judge Cui can also supervise you in the underworld. There is a mirror in the underworld. Judge Cui can see what you have done and what you haven't done."

Shi Le: "..."

Shi Le was shocked: "It's just that broken hell, with monitoring?"

Fan Wujiu choked.

After a long while, he looked at Shi Le who was staring at him, and said helplessly, "We still have a few treasures in the underworld."

"Anyway, you can't miss work."

"I'm leaving."

Shi Le pressed her in a low voice: "I'm an adult, you can't offend me."

"But Judge Cui sees you absent from work, maybe he will let ghosts scare you, for example, enter your dreams every night and block your way every day." Fan Wujiu said in a calm tone.

The tone of the speech didn't seem to be simply scaring him, but it seemed to calmly tell him that it was really something that Judge Cui could do.

Shi Le stared at him for a few more seconds: "How dare he do this?"

Fan Wujiu replied calmly: "Dare."

Shi Le: "..."

Shi Le resentfully said, "I was just joking just now, I love ecstasy, I love work, and I don't miss work."

Fan Wujiu couldn't help laughing: "Well, I know that adults are the most dedicated."

"Then you take a rest, I'll buy you some food, after eating, I guess it's going to be dark, and then we'll go out together."

"alright."

Shi Le waved her little paw, signaling him to go out.

After Fan Wujiu left, Shi Le found the flip-top coffin he slept in last time. Maybe he had seen a lot of ghosts these days. His inner resistance to the coffin was not as strong as before.

Hold the mobile phone and nest in the coffin.

Shi Le also used her claws to slide the coffin lid from inside.

"Stylish."

He glanced at the coffin lid, sighed, and took the time to start surfing.

There is no WiFi in the shop, but there is some signal anyway.Intermittent 4G network is always better than no network at all.

Shi Le was lying on her stomach in the coffin, her little claw poking the screen skillfully.

Log on to Weibo and read the news.

Little Maple Leaf: "Lele, why haven't you updated your photos recently?"

Did you suck cats today: "Lele, you haven't been online for a long time, what are you doing?"

In the news, many of them are concerned about his activities.

Of course, occasionally there are a few hot eyes.

Heart like water: "Brother, do you want 1? It's very big, keeping it makes you feel good."

T158369: "An appointment? [Photo]"

The photo directly shows the size of the thing.

Seeing the strangeness, Shi Le took it upon himself to blacklist and report one-stop.

After reading the news for a while, Shi Le edited Weibo and started posting new news.

"Recently, I have experienced a lot of things. The current Lele is no longer the happy Coke before."

After editing this article, he added two more sentences.

"By the way, I have met the person of my heart. Love is a glass of wine, and anyone who drinks it will get drunk. I am Lele, and I will be drunk too!"

As soon as the news was sent out, someone knocked on his coffin.

"My lord, come out to eat."

Shi Le didn't eat much at all in the underworld, but Meng Po Zhuang delivered food, but the food was so unpalatable, it was as unpalatable as cooking by himself.

Now that he can finally eat hot and delicious food in the world again, Shi Le feels that his happiness has returned a little bit!

Slide the coffin lid off.

Shi Le straightened up, and put her two paws on the cover.

"Wait for me, I will transform into a human form."

He had been on the Internet for a while now, and he felt that his emotions had settled down.

Sure enough, for Internet-addicted teenagers, surfing the Internet can cure everything.

Not long after, Shi Le, who had turned into a human form, approached Fan Wujiu.

"What did you buy to eat?"

Fan Wujiu handed over the pancake fruit in his hand.

Shi Le: "?"

Shi Le took a look at this pancake fruit, not even a sausage was added.

He hesitated and asked, "Brother Fan, is your salary very low?"

Fan Wujiu was silent for a few seconds: "I have a lot of coins."

"But Mingbi cannot be exchanged for cash, so I can only afford this for you now."

Shi Le hesitated.

"That's too miserable, let's go, I'll treat you today!"

With that said, he directly dragged Fan Wujiu to the entrance of the alley, another street.

The smell of barbecue in the air is rich and attractive.

Shi Le used his wallet to order a large table of barbecue.

Fan Wujiu is a ghost, so it's impossible to eat it directly.

Shi Le thought that when he was leaving in the underworld, he had made a pile of talisman papers, one of which was to let the ghosts taste the delicacies of the world.

Pulling out the talisman paper, Shi Le ordered a few more cans of beer.

Beer and barbecue, always happy to eat.

In order to be able to seduce the soul smoothly later, he poured himself a lot of alcohol.

Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, Shi Le blushes from drinking, and feels that she is very brave now.

"Walk."

After Shi Le settled the bill, he patted Fan Wujiu on the shoulder: "Let's go now, Hook Soul!"

Fan Wujiu is a calm person, he only ate barbecue and didn't drink a drop of wine.

He nodded and followed Shi Le back.

And as soon as they left, behind them, the owner of the barbecue stand and the guests at the other tables couldn't hold back and asked aloud.

"That kid just came to eat barbecue alone? Why is he talking to himself all the time? It's like talking to someone."

The boss shivered: "I also feel evil, look at his table, he asked for two dinner plates..."

"And there's still half of it left uneaten."

Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, they were obviously shocked.

In shop number five.

Shi Le rubbed her eyes and changed into impermanent clothes.

Fan Wujiu also wrote a few words on his top hat: The world is peaceful.

When I see it, I want it too.

"What word do you want, I will write it for you."

Having just finished a delicious barbecue, Fan Wujiu is very grateful to Shi Lezheng at the moment.

Shi Le thought for a while, and spit out a few words——

"Evil ghosts retreat!"

Fan Wujiu: "..."

Fan Wujiu had a complicated expression on his face: "We often seduce evil spirits when we seduce souls."

If the evil spirits retreated, what else would they do.

Shi Le said slowly: "Forget it, I don't want it for now."

The two of them lingered, and when it was dark, they finally packed their clothes and went out with chains.

"My lord, there are a lot of people who will be taken to the underworld today. Let's split up and act."

"Here, this is the person you want to hook tonight, just one."

Shi Le nodded.

There is only one mission goal, so after he ticks it off, he might be able to find an Internet cafe all night.

"The person you want to hook is Bo Wenshi."

Fan Wujiu often walks in the world, and this name is very familiar at first sight.

"I've given you the address of this person, just go and check it."

He said, a little puzzled, this person seems to be a big boss in the world, and he is quite young, why is he going to die right now?

But doubts are doubts, this name is clearly written on the life and death book.

Then it shouldn't go wrong.

Fan Wujiu sent him forward, and reminded again: "When you wear this clothes, strangers will not be able to see you. When you finish seducing your soul, take you to the shop and wait for me to deal with it. There is nothing else to do. You can just take off the impermanent clothes at that time."

After exhorting, Fan Wujiu left in a hurry.

The life and death book just now showed that there was a traffic accident in the south of the city, and there were many casualties.

He had to hurry over there.

Shi Le watched him leave, the hand holding the iron chain was trembling nervously.

In the Canyon of Kings, he has never been able to take the head away.

But tonight, he is happy, and he is going to take away a head soon!

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