Little Hades, he is super cowardly

After doing the sit-ups, Shi Le collapsed on the bed and didn't move for a long time.

"call."

He pulled the quilt over, covered his stomach, muttered that I was exhausted, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

His sleep quality has always been very good, he fell asleep quickly, and started snoring a little after a while.

Bo Wenshi watched him fall asleep, rubbed his forehead, and turned off the screen.

really.

He was just needlessly worrying about this little idiot.

After a good night's dream, the next day, when Shi Le woke up, he saw Bo Wenshi at home for the first time.

"Did I get up too early?"

When Shi Le saw him, her first thought was that she might still have time to sleep back in the cage.

Bo Wenshi glanced at him: "It's not that you got up early, it's that I left late."

Breakfast is already set on the table.

Shi Le, who came out after washing, consciously went to the kitchen to find his share.

The porridge cooked when I smelled it, has a very fragrant glutinous taste.

In addition to porridge, there are several side dishes.

Shi Le came over with a meal and a bottle of milk for herself.

Bo Wenshi sat across from him and ate slowly, his every move was graceful and heart-pounding.

Shi Le inserted the straw into the bottle seal, took two big gulps, cleared her throat, and began to show off in words to Bo Wen Shi.

"I was so tired last night, do you know what I did last night?"

When Bo Wen raised his eyelids, his tone didn't fluctuate: "Oh? What are you doing?"

Shi Le gave a heavy "cough", sat up straight, and posed quite well.

"Actually, I didn't do anything."

He said calmly, "It's just two hours of routine exercise."

"The exercise content is also very ordinary, [-] push-ups, [-] sit-ups in an hour."

His expression continued to be indifferent: "If I have a barbell, I can still lift weights."

Bo Wenshi: "?"

Bo Wenshi paused while drinking the porridge, and raised his eyes to look at him.

Shi Le didn't see the complexity in his eyes clearly, only thought that the other party was shocked by her.

"Don't praise me."

Shi Le waved his hand, sucked another big mouthful of milk, and said hypocritically: "This is the exercise I often do, so there is no need to boast, otherwise I will feel a little embarrassed."

Bo Wenshi looked at him with cool eyes.

Still embarrassed?

This cowhide is about to blow to the sky, right?

"You are so good, I want to boast." Bo Wen said leisurely: "By the way, there is a gym at home. Since you are used to exercising, why don't I watch you exercising later?"

When Shi Le heard this, her face suddenly tensed up.

"No more."

He licked the milk at the corner of his mouth: "You are very busy, I don't want to waste your time."

"It's not a waste of time to watch you exercise. There are barbells in the gym, how long are you going to hold?"

Shi Le's complacency just now was all gone, he frowned, and stared at Bo Wenshi unhappily.

What's the matter with this man!

Didn't he just want to stabilize the image of Meng 1? !Why do you have to be serious with him.

When Bo Wen didn't seem to see him staring at him, he still said in a low voice, "Do you need me to count the sit-ups for you?"

In fact, Shi Le, who can do at most two sit-ups in an hour, said softly, "No need, because I won't go to the gym later."

"I remembered that the underworld is very busy today, and I have to go to work after dinner."

When Bo heard it, he said "hmm".

"En", his tone remained calm: "It's okay, it's the same when you go to exercise after you get back from get off work."

Judging from this posture, he made up his mind to watch him roll over.

She gritted her teeth in a happy mood, the mood she was still indulging in Bo Wen's beauty just now was completely replaced by anger.

He will regret it to death!

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't pretend to be like this on purpose.

"I won't go after get off work."

Shi Le puffed her face and scolded him: "You don't care about people at all! I have to work all day today, I will be very tired, and I don't have the energy to go to exercise again."

Done.

He was afraid that Bo Wen would have to talk about this topic with him, so he just lowered his head and ate the porridge.

After finishing a big bowl of porridge, Shi Le took another bottle of milk, and ran out the door without even talking to Bo Wenshi.

first time.

The child is so active and hardworking to go to work in the underworld.

Bo Wenshi looked at his disappearing back, and thought of his angry appearance just now, couldn't hold it back, the corners of his lips curled up.

Soon.

In shop number five.

Shi Le directed Su Zhou to let him move the tables and chairs in the shop: "Rearrange all of these, and leave them like this now, and it will be very depressing for guests to come in and see."

Apart from being fond of chirping, Su Zhou is also really strong.

Under Shi Le's command, he quickly removed a few chairs in the main hall of the shop that were often left unmade, and some of the cumbersome furnishings that Shi Le considered were moved to the unused warehouse in the backyard.

After tidying everything up, Shi Le walked back and forth twice, appreciating: "That's right, this way the field of vision is much wider."

There are still many antiques on the shelves that have not been sold, and there are paper money and coffins in the shop.

These are equivalent to unrealized cash.

Now if you want to sell them for money, you must first make customers willing to come, willing to stay and see them after they come, and willing to buy them after they stay and see them.

"Su Zhou."

Shi Le looked at the coffin paper money in the shop and fell into deep thought: "Who made these?"

"Most small things like paper money wreaths were made by the previous shop owner."

"As for the large coffin, it was made by a single carpenter. The carpenter made a lot of coffins, but he has no descendants. After he died, he will discuss with our local government, whether the coffins he made during his lifetime can be exchanged for some paper money."

"There is no one in the world to burn him, he is pitiful."

After Su Zhou finished speaking, he added to Shi Le: "There are still some examples like the old carpenter."

"Our shop recycles these coffins and so on, and then sells them."

Shi Le nodded, thinking it was a good decision.

The carpenters who have worked hard all their lives, and the coffins that they can't take away after death, they will exchange them into money in the underworld, which can be regarded as not letting them suffer.

The shop is well taken care of.

Shile put up a sign outside again: "Important notice! Important notice! The unscrupulous owner transferred the store to the new owner, and ran away with the money! The new owner is now selling the entire site to pay wages for the employees! [-]% off, [-]% off ! Only [-]% off everything!”

Hanging the big sign in the most conspicuous position, Shi Le looked back in satisfaction.

He has been in the shop for so long, and the shop has only opened once!

It can't go on like this.

Shi Le was short of money in the first place, but now seeing a whole store of things not being sold, he couldn't bear it.

Like the notes on the details page on Taobao, Shile has also marked it with a red pen here.

Except for small pieces of paper money and other things, all large items, such as coffins and antiques.

These things come with free service when you buy them.

In order to promote the shop, he gritted his teeth and posted it on Weibo.

Share the business card of the Taobao store on Weibo.

"[Cute] This is my shop. If you need it, you can buy it on Taobao, or you can come to the shop to pick it up in person. Address: xxxx."

On his Weibo, apart from posting selfies and daily life updates, he has never posted advertisements.

Therefore, when fans saw this advertisement, they felt fresh and excited at first.

Jiji replied, "Hey, Lele is open for business, let me see what kind of advertisement you are running."

3 minute later.

Haw repeated Haw: "[Doubt] [Doubt] [Doubt] I can't afford antiques, but I can afford the leftover coffin money. Lele, which one do you think I'm suitable for?"

Lele saw the comment and replied enthusiastically: "There is still talisman paper, you can buy a peach blossom talisman, you can attract peach blossoms!"

This Chirp Fu Chirp is his old fan. Although he wants to hate him from time to time, Shi Le still has feelings for him.

He privately chatted with Jiji and replied: "You can get a discount when you place an order! I can also give you a coupon."

Haw replied: "I have already placed an order, and I will take care of the business of you, a little mentally retarded. I don't want to be useful. Seeing that you are still single, I can understand whether this peach blossom talisman is effective or not."

Shi Le: "???"

I was so happy and straight.

He was on the verge of suspecting that this chirp and haw chirp was his black fan after all!

After sharing the shop on Weibo, Shi Le asked Cui Yu, who was wearing a mask, to watch the door, and went back to the underworld by himself.

"Judge Choi."

When he arrived at the Palace of the King of Hell, he asked Cui Yu who was still busy: "How is Bo Rui?"

"It's still closed, nothing unusual."

"Well, I'll go take a look."

Shi Le said, and went to see Bo Rui in the prison where she was being held.

Bo Rui sat on the cold floor of the prison, and looked up after hearing footsteps.

"What? Hit me again?"

Shi Le nodded: "Yes, I'll hit you again."

Having done so many evil deeds and ruined Liu Miao's life, this tone must not be released.

Beat up the little pervert.

Shi Le pulled up a chair and sat outside the prison.

Little perverts are not afraid of being beaten, Shi Le has already known in the past two days.

He leaned on the back of the chair and began to stab her heart: "You should know by now that Bo Wenshi and I are living together."

"I ate the breakfast he made for me before I went out."

"He is very kind to me, and he can coax me. He is very gentle when he hugs me and pats me on the back. Well, I guess you haven't enjoyed this kind of treatment before."

"Now we kiss and kiss, hug and hug, and we can be together every day."

"Little pervert, you are so pitiful."

"You have nothing."

It has to be said that Shi Le's words are very heartbreaking to Bo Rui.

As soon as he finished speaking, Bo Rui's eyes burst into red.

"Why!!!"

She said angrily: "You don't deserve it, you don't deserve it at all! You are a liar, you don't deserve to be with him. "

Shi Le whipped her down with a whip.

"How many times have I said that?"

He corrected dissatisfiedly: "Bo Wen and I are the best match in the world!"

From body to mind, Shi Le felt at ease after the little pervert Bo Rui was completely pissed off.

After getting out of prison, he spent a whole day in the study in the underworld.

He was looking for a way to kill Bo Rui.

pity.

The study room in the underworld is really too big, no matter how fast Shi Le reads, he still can't read so much at once.

"Judge, I'll come back tomorrow."

Shi Le rubbed her eyes, and planned to spend one or two hours a day in the study in the future.

"it is good."

Judge Cui watched him leave, and after a while, he walked into the study.

Although Luo Li had cleaned up those pages and records, he was still afraid that something would slip through the net, so he planned to check again.

"grown ups!!!"

As soon as he returned to the shop, Su Zhou ran over with tears in his eyes.

"There are guests coming today, I dare not open the door."

Shi Le, who forgot to read the book, felt guilty: "Is the guest still there?"

"left already."

Su Zhou said sadly: "They came during the day, and now it's almost dark."

Shi Le sighed: "It's my fault, I should watch the time."

"Everything you do is right!"

Su Zhou is a loyal Shi Lefeng, and he couldn't see that he was wrong, so he said in a serious tone: "Those guests will come tomorrow!"

Shi Le was stunned for a moment: "How do you know they will come again?"

Supporting his loose head, Su Zhou explained: "When I locked them out, I lay down on the crack of the door and talked to them."

"What did you say?"

"I said you were busy. They all claimed to be your fans. By the way, what is a fan? I remember you told me last time that there is a beef fan that is delicious, and you still want to bring it to me."

"Take it with you! You go on."

"Okay, let me go on. They were waiting patiently at first, but then they got impatient."

"and then?"

For some reason, upon hearing this, Shi Le had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, Su Zhou's next words directly confirmed his premonition.

"They just ask me questions, weird questions."

"Say it."

Shi Le urged, he felt more and more wrong with the development of this conversation, his group of fans couldn't ask any good questions...

After all, most of his fans don't look like serious people!

"They asked me, are you with your husband? Is it true that the husband is a husband and an official?"

After Su Zhou finished asking, seeing that Shi Le didn't say a word, he had no choice but to pretend that he hadn't asked, and continued talking to him.

"I said yes in order to buy time."

Shi Le: "..."

Shi Le already guessed what these fans would ask.

"My lord, they are really strange. After knowing that you are with your husband, they are not impatient at all, and are very excited."

"They also asked if your husband is Bo Wenshi."

"How did you come back?!"

Shi Le's heart skipped a beat for no reason.

He said on Weibo that his husband is Bo Wenshi.

The fans don't believe it every day, and this time they must come here on purpose to prove it.

Su Zhou didn't understand his lord's mood at the moment, so he said frankly, "I know Bo Wen was just good friends with him, right?"

"This kind of thing, how can I drag your lord's good friends into the water. So, I told them, no, your lord's husband is not Bo Wenshi."

"My lord, I answered several questions for them and told them to let them come shopping tomorrow!"

Su Zhou said the last sentence with great joy, as if he was waiting for an adult to praise him for his cleverness.

After listening to the whole process, Shi Le closed his eyes.

He thought desperately.

Finished calf.

Now Weibo must be actively slapping him in the face!

"My lord, are you unhappy?"

Su Zhou, who didn't wait for the compliment, was a little puzzled, he was clearly trying to solicit business for the adults.

The expression on Shi Le's little face was calm, and there was a touch of desolation in the calm.

"Zhou."

He said: "Don't talk anymore, I want to be quiet."

Hearing this, Su Zhou climbed into the coffin aggrieved, complaining to the adults who looked at him and didn't praise him for his cleverness.

Shi Le, on the other hand, sat down on the chair, hesitated for a long time, gritted his teeth and opened Weibo.

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Private letter……

It's even more so that Shi Le doesn't want to order any of them.