Little Hades, he is super cowardly
Chapter 33
Shi Le was called mentally handicapped by the fans, and the unhappy mood was disturbed even worse.
He put on a quilt and replied seriously: "I'm not mentally retarded!"
Chirp repeats Chirp: "Touch the idiot jpg/"
Shi Le: "..."
What is the difference between a mentally retarded and a fool?
Shi Le, who was almost burped, threw away the phone, hugged the quilt, and rolled on the bed.After tossing and turning for a while, finally, with a stomach full of resentment, he closed his eyes and fell asleep.
It didn't take long to fall asleep, he kicked off the quilt, pouted his buttocks like a piglet, and snored a little while sleeping.
With a heartless and silly look, it was obvious that he had dreamed of something happy again in his dream, and the corner of his mouth was still grinning.
The next day.
Before leaving, Bo Wenshi looked at the closed door of the next room and frowned.
I don't know if this little idiot has a big temper or not.
At eight or nine o'clock, a certain piglet finally yawned and slowly sat up from the bed.
He rubbed his eyes, stunned for a while, and slowly woke up.
"Bo Wenshi?"
Stepping on the slippers, Shi Le covered her head with messy hair, and shouted at Bo Wenshi's door.
It was time for him to dream about Bo Wen, but he didn't remember what he dreamed about.
But after waking up, he subconsciously wanted to see Bo Wenshi.
Inside the office.
At the lower right corner of the computer, there was Bo Wenshi of the home surveillance video, looking at the child in pajamas, standing at the door of the room in confusion and calling him, with an unknowingly pitiful expression on his face.
He felt inexplicably upset.
what happened?
Is it a nightmare?
Seeing that the child was still stuck at the door in a daze, not moving for a long time, Bo Wen couldn't hold back, picked up the mobile phone by the table, and called.
The phone rang suddenly.
When Shile called Bowenshi, it was a specially set ringtone.
"Baby answer the phone, baby answer the phone!"
While the cheerful baby was answering the phone, Shi Le's dazed little face finally showed some reaction.
He turned around and ran back to the bedroom to answer the phone.
That's right, it was Bo Wenshi calling.
"Are you awake?"
On the other end of the phone, Bo Wenshi's voice was deep and pleasant, and it rang in Shi Le's ears, making his heart, which was empty after waking up, suddenly settle down.
"woke up."
Shi Le's voice when she just woke up was a bit sticky and soft, sounding like a spoiled child.
"There's food in the kitchen."
While paying attention to his tone, Bo Wen said to him: "I made too much in the morning, and it's still in the pot. You can heat it up before eating."
Shi Le nodded, and after nodding, he realized that he couldn't see it, so he said "um" again.
"What do you want to do after dinner?"
Bo Wenshi was not in a hurry to hang up the phone, but continued to chat with him.
Shi Le thought for a while: "After eating, go to the underworld to beat Bo Rui."
"anything else."
"Post job advertisements and repaired the worst road in the underworld. I made money yesterday and sold several antiques in the store."
"Well, what about posting the ad?"
Bo Wenshi was waiting for him to say that he came to the company to find him, and he was ready to answer him.
But Shile was still counting the itinerary with him: "After posting the advertisement, go find Liu Shi."
"My business has not been completed yet." Shi Le told him everything about seeing Liu Shi in the hot pot restaurant yesterday.
"I took Liu Shi's order."
He said responsibly: "So, I have to complete the bonus business."
Bo frowned when he heard it.
He remembered that Shi Le told him that the last time he went to Liu's house, Liu Miao splashed hot water on him, and his hand was stabbed by the wooden wardrobe over there.
"Don't go."
Bo Wenshi stopped her and said, "In case Liu Miao hurts you again—"
"I won't be hurt."
Shi Le is very confident in her fighting ability, Liu Miao is a high school kid, it is impossible to beat him.
When Bo Wen heard his tone slowly returning to the usual state, he also saw him talking for a long time, doing this and that in a while, but never mentioned whether he would come to the company.
He frowned more and more tightly.
"alright."
Bo Wen's voice was a little cold: "Go if you want, don't come back to me to put a Band-Aid on if you get hurt."
When Shi Le heard this, he pulled out a bunch of Band-Aids with various patterns directly from the head of the bed.
"I'll bring it myself!"
Bo Wenshi: "..."
Even Bo Wenshi's face turned cold this time.
Bring your own band-aid when you go out, are you ready to get hurt?
"Bring it yourself? Then you are quite thoughtful in preparing."
He said coldly, "Stop talking, I'm still busy."
After leaving these words, Bo Wenshi hung up the phone.
Shi Le happened to be looking at her band-aids, and wanted to pick some for Bo Wen Shi.
As for the tone on the phone, Bo Wenshi's tone was obviously wrong at the end. Shi Le, a little idiot, was so distracted that he didn't notice it at all.
He thought Bo Wenshi was really busy, so after hanging up, he put the phone aside.
Some patterns of these Band-Aids on the bed are hard to see.
Shi Le picked out her favorite ones, put them together in a pile, and gave them to Bo Wenshi.
The rest are kept for his own use or collection.
Soon.
When Shi Le came out after changing his clothes, his trouser pocket was bulging. He reached out and pressed it, and walked towards the kitchen.
Today's breakfast is boiled soft porridge with lean meat, and there are two poached eggs that are not very hot in the pot.
There are two plates of side dishes on the table.
Shi Le served the porridge, warmed up the poached eggs and side dishes, and sat at the dining table, her eyes bent with satisfaction.
Bo Wenshi is too virtuous.
Shi Le took a bite of the poached egg and felt that she had to work hard to gain muscle.
Generally, such a virtuous person needs a fierce 1 to hurt her!
Shi Le felt that she was Bo Wenshi's destined Dameng 1.
have eaten.
Shi Le washed the bowls and plates, wiped her mouth, and left the villa.
Shop No. [-] is closed most of the time.
Except for Shi Le, there is no one alive in the shop, so it is impossible to do business at all.
However, even if there are living people, their shop doesn't seem to have much business.
"Squeak" sound.
Shi Le opened the shop door and called Su Zhou out of the coffin.
"Come on, let's go back to the underworld together."
Su Zhou stabilized his head and the mask on his face, and sat out of the coffin.
He likes to follow Shile's ass and accompany him to do things.
"My lord, I heard that there is a terrible and extremely evil place in the deepest part of our underworld. If you and the judge are worried that Bo Rui will run away, you can lock her there."
Hellish place, after Shi Le came to Hell, he had seen it in the brochure.
It is said that in that place tens of thousands of years ago, the darkest evil spirit in the world was born.
Evil spirits are born evil and transcend the six realms.
His existence is original sin.
How to kill the evil spirits is not mentioned in the pamphlet. Anyway, at the end of the day, the few poor evil spirits that were born in the Heinous Land from ancient times to the present have all been killed.
In the current extremely evil place, there is nothing.
Listening to this proposal, Shi Le shook her head and refused: "No, I'm afraid that this little pervert, Bo Rui, will feel like he's coming home when he sees that place."
After all, the Heinous Land sounds like a pervert, but Bo Rui is a real pervert.
Shi Le told him intuitively, never let perverts collide with perverts!
"OK then."
Su Zhou wasn't disappointed when his suggestion was refuted. He heard that Shi Le was going to beat Bo Rui, and enthusiastically provided him with several techniques for beating ghosts.
Talking all the way, time passed quite quickly.
After returning to the underworld.
Shi Le really ran to beat up Bo Rui!
Bo Rui was hit by him and leaned against the corner, panting.She raised her hand to wipe the corner of her mouth, and looked at Shi Le mockingly: "I'm a girl, and I'm still so young, do you have the heart to do it?"
"I'm going to make you sick."
Shi Le frowned: "What kind of breed are you, don't you have any idea?"
When he was alive, he was full of bad deeds and stained human lives.
Even after he died, he continued to harm others.
This is no ordinary little female ghost at all, but a little pervert who needs to be beaten every day.
After beating up Bo Rui, Shi Le distributed leaflets on Hell Road and pasted job advertisements on pillars.
"Su Zhou, you don't have to follow me."
Shi Le stuffed the unfinished small advertisement into his hand: "I have to do some errands, you help me continue to recruit people in the underworld, and when I go back in the evening, I will bring you skewers to eat."
Su Zhou nodded, and said earnestly, "Add more spice, the roasted chicken wings should be burnt."
When I ate hot pot last time, there was barbecue in the store, and Shile ordered a few skewers.
Su Zhou's crap was dealt with cleanly.
"I know, I know."
Shi Le waved his hands, and walked out of the underworld without looking back.
out of hell.
He went straight to Liu Miao's community, probably because there were a lot of people living in this community, and it was not a luxurious community, so the only guard at the door did not stop people at all.
Like last time, Shi Le came in smoothly.
He came to the door of Liu's house familiarly, raised his hand and knocked on the door.
After knocking for a long time, there was no movement in the house.Shi Le took a few steps back, looked left and right, and then——
Resolutely went to climb the window.
The windows were not closed tightly, and it was not difficult to climb them.
After a few minutes.
Shi Le jumped onto the floor tiles in the house and almost slipped.
"How sticky."
He muttered, put his hand on the window frame and looked down at the ground.
With just one glance, Shi Le's head was buzzing, and his eyes were full of blood, which was so dazzling that he felt in a trance that he might be dazzled.
"Oops."
Shi Le looked into the house, and the blood that spread all over the floor to his feet came from the nearest room.
"Liu Miao!"
Shi Le shouted, "Come out!"
The whole room was eerily quiet, under such circumstances, Shi Le's mind was settled.
He turned and climbed out of the window again.
After climbing out, Shi Le took out the mobile phone from his pocket and dialed 110 firmly.
"Uncle Police."
"I'll call the police!" he said.
This kind of bloody scene encountered in Yangjian and incidents that may involve human life, even the king of hell, must abide by the law and be a good citizen who has difficulty finding the police.
Calling the police is right.
The uncle police officer who was dispatched patted him on the shoulder and praised him kindly.
After boasting, the topic changed.
"But it's hard to say that you secretly knocked on other people's windows and were involved in this accident. Children, please call your parents."
Shi Le: "..."
Shile happily looked at the police uncle: "My parents can't call me."
"Where are they? There must be an adult in this situation."
"In the mountains."
The police uncle choked, but still said in a very businesslike way: "That's not okay, no adults come, you can only stay with us back in the station."
Shi Le's face was tender, and she was directly regarded as someone's child by the police.
In the end, the kid felt aggrieved, looked through the address book, and started calling Bo Wenshi.
He put on a quilt and replied seriously: "I'm not mentally retarded!"
Chirp repeats Chirp: "Touch the idiot jpg/"
Shi Le: "..."
What is the difference between a mentally retarded and a fool?
Shi Le, who was almost burped, threw away the phone, hugged the quilt, and rolled on the bed.After tossing and turning for a while, finally, with a stomach full of resentment, he closed his eyes and fell asleep.
It didn't take long to fall asleep, he kicked off the quilt, pouted his buttocks like a piglet, and snored a little while sleeping.
With a heartless and silly look, it was obvious that he had dreamed of something happy again in his dream, and the corner of his mouth was still grinning.
The next day.
Before leaving, Bo Wenshi looked at the closed door of the next room and frowned.
I don't know if this little idiot has a big temper or not.
At eight or nine o'clock, a certain piglet finally yawned and slowly sat up from the bed.
He rubbed his eyes, stunned for a while, and slowly woke up.
"Bo Wenshi?"
Stepping on the slippers, Shi Le covered her head with messy hair, and shouted at Bo Wenshi's door.
It was time for him to dream about Bo Wen, but he didn't remember what he dreamed about.
But after waking up, he subconsciously wanted to see Bo Wenshi.
Inside the office.
At the lower right corner of the computer, there was Bo Wenshi of the home surveillance video, looking at the child in pajamas, standing at the door of the room in confusion and calling him, with an unknowingly pitiful expression on his face.
He felt inexplicably upset.
what happened?
Is it a nightmare?
Seeing that the child was still stuck at the door in a daze, not moving for a long time, Bo Wen couldn't hold back, picked up the mobile phone by the table, and called.
The phone rang suddenly.
When Shile called Bowenshi, it was a specially set ringtone.
"Baby answer the phone, baby answer the phone!"
While the cheerful baby was answering the phone, Shi Le's dazed little face finally showed some reaction.
He turned around and ran back to the bedroom to answer the phone.
That's right, it was Bo Wenshi calling.
"Are you awake?"
On the other end of the phone, Bo Wenshi's voice was deep and pleasant, and it rang in Shi Le's ears, making his heart, which was empty after waking up, suddenly settle down.
"woke up."
Shi Le's voice when she just woke up was a bit sticky and soft, sounding like a spoiled child.
"There's food in the kitchen."
While paying attention to his tone, Bo Wen said to him: "I made too much in the morning, and it's still in the pot. You can heat it up before eating."
Shi Le nodded, and after nodding, he realized that he couldn't see it, so he said "um" again.
"What do you want to do after dinner?"
Bo Wenshi was not in a hurry to hang up the phone, but continued to chat with him.
Shi Le thought for a while: "After eating, go to the underworld to beat Bo Rui."
"anything else."
"Post job advertisements and repaired the worst road in the underworld. I made money yesterday and sold several antiques in the store."
"Well, what about posting the ad?"
Bo Wenshi was waiting for him to say that he came to the company to find him, and he was ready to answer him.
But Shile was still counting the itinerary with him: "After posting the advertisement, go find Liu Shi."
"My business has not been completed yet." Shi Le told him everything about seeing Liu Shi in the hot pot restaurant yesterday.
"I took Liu Shi's order."
He said responsibly: "So, I have to complete the bonus business."
Bo frowned when he heard it.
He remembered that Shi Le told him that the last time he went to Liu's house, Liu Miao splashed hot water on him, and his hand was stabbed by the wooden wardrobe over there.
"Don't go."
Bo Wenshi stopped her and said, "In case Liu Miao hurts you again—"
"I won't be hurt."
Shi Le is very confident in her fighting ability, Liu Miao is a high school kid, it is impossible to beat him.
When Bo Wen heard his tone slowly returning to the usual state, he also saw him talking for a long time, doing this and that in a while, but never mentioned whether he would come to the company.
He frowned more and more tightly.
"alright."
Bo Wen's voice was a little cold: "Go if you want, don't come back to me to put a Band-Aid on if you get hurt."
When Shi Le heard this, he pulled out a bunch of Band-Aids with various patterns directly from the head of the bed.
"I'll bring it myself!"
Bo Wenshi: "..."
Even Bo Wenshi's face turned cold this time.
Bring your own band-aid when you go out, are you ready to get hurt?
"Bring it yourself? Then you are quite thoughtful in preparing."
He said coldly, "Stop talking, I'm still busy."
After leaving these words, Bo Wenshi hung up the phone.
Shi Le happened to be looking at her band-aids, and wanted to pick some for Bo Wen Shi.
As for the tone on the phone, Bo Wenshi's tone was obviously wrong at the end. Shi Le, a little idiot, was so distracted that he didn't notice it at all.
He thought Bo Wenshi was really busy, so after hanging up, he put the phone aside.
Some patterns of these Band-Aids on the bed are hard to see.
Shi Le picked out her favorite ones, put them together in a pile, and gave them to Bo Wenshi.
The rest are kept for his own use or collection.
Soon.
When Shi Le came out after changing his clothes, his trouser pocket was bulging. He reached out and pressed it, and walked towards the kitchen.
Today's breakfast is boiled soft porridge with lean meat, and there are two poached eggs that are not very hot in the pot.
There are two plates of side dishes on the table.
Shi Le served the porridge, warmed up the poached eggs and side dishes, and sat at the dining table, her eyes bent with satisfaction.
Bo Wenshi is too virtuous.
Shi Le took a bite of the poached egg and felt that she had to work hard to gain muscle.
Generally, such a virtuous person needs a fierce 1 to hurt her!
Shi Le felt that she was Bo Wenshi's destined Dameng 1.
have eaten.
Shi Le washed the bowls and plates, wiped her mouth, and left the villa.
Shop No. [-] is closed most of the time.
Except for Shi Le, there is no one alive in the shop, so it is impossible to do business at all.
However, even if there are living people, their shop doesn't seem to have much business.
"Squeak" sound.
Shi Le opened the shop door and called Su Zhou out of the coffin.
"Come on, let's go back to the underworld together."
Su Zhou stabilized his head and the mask on his face, and sat out of the coffin.
He likes to follow Shile's ass and accompany him to do things.
"My lord, I heard that there is a terrible and extremely evil place in the deepest part of our underworld. If you and the judge are worried that Bo Rui will run away, you can lock her there."
Hellish place, after Shi Le came to Hell, he had seen it in the brochure.
It is said that in that place tens of thousands of years ago, the darkest evil spirit in the world was born.
Evil spirits are born evil and transcend the six realms.
His existence is original sin.
How to kill the evil spirits is not mentioned in the pamphlet. Anyway, at the end of the day, the few poor evil spirits that were born in the Heinous Land from ancient times to the present have all been killed.
In the current extremely evil place, there is nothing.
Listening to this proposal, Shi Le shook her head and refused: "No, I'm afraid that this little pervert, Bo Rui, will feel like he's coming home when he sees that place."
After all, the Heinous Land sounds like a pervert, but Bo Rui is a real pervert.
Shi Le told him intuitively, never let perverts collide with perverts!
"OK then."
Su Zhou wasn't disappointed when his suggestion was refuted. He heard that Shi Le was going to beat Bo Rui, and enthusiastically provided him with several techniques for beating ghosts.
Talking all the way, time passed quite quickly.
After returning to the underworld.
Shi Le really ran to beat up Bo Rui!
Bo Rui was hit by him and leaned against the corner, panting.She raised her hand to wipe the corner of her mouth, and looked at Shi Le mockingly: "I'm a girl, and I'm still so young, do you have the heart to do it?"
"I'm going to make you sick."
Shi Le frowned: "What kind of breed are you, don't you have any idea?"
When he was alive, he was full of bad deeds and stained human lives.
Even after he died, he continued to harm others.
This is no ordinary little female ghost at all, but a little pervert who needs to be beaten every day.
After beating up Bo Rui, Shi Le distributed leaflets on Hell Road and pasted job advertisements on pillars.
"Su Zhou, you don't have to follow me."
Shi Le stuffed the unfinished small advertisement into his hand: "I have to do some errands, you help me continue to recruit people in the underworld, and when I go back in the evening, I will bring you skewers to eat."
Su Zhou nodded, and said earnestly, "Add more spice, the roasted chicken wings should be burnt."
When I ate hot pot last time, there was barbecue in the store, and Shile ordered a few skewers.
Su Zhou's crap was dealt with cleanly.
"I know, I know."
Shi Le waved his hands, and walked out of the underworld without looking back.
out of hell.
He went straight to Liu Miao's community, probably because there were a lot of people living in this community, and it was not a luxurious community, so the only guard at the door did not stop people at all.
Like last time, Shi Le came in smoothly.
He came to the door of Liu's house familiarly, raised his hand and knocked on the door.
After knocking for a long time, there was no movement in the house.Shi Le took a few steps back, looked left and right, and then——
Resolutely went to climb the window.
The windows were not closed tightly, and it was not difficult to climb them.
After a few minutes.
Shi Le jumped onto the floor tiles in the house and almost slipped.
"How sticky."
He muttered, put his hand on the window frame and looked down at the ground.
With just one glance, Shi Le's head was buzzing, and his eyes were full of blood, which was so dazzling that he felt in a trance that he might be dazzled.
"Oops."
Shi Le looked into the house, and the blood that spread all over the floor to his feet came from the nearest room.
"Liu Miao!"
Shi Le shouted, "Come out!"
The whole room was eerily quiet, under such circumstances, Shi Le's mind was settled.
He turned and climbed out of the window again.
After climbing out, Shi Le took out the mobile phone from his pocket and dialed 110 firmly.
"Uncle Police."
"I'll call the police!" he said.
This kind of bloody scene encountered in Yangjian and incidents that may involve human life, even the king of hell, must abide by the law and be a good citizen who has difficulty finding the police.
Calling the police is right.
The uncle police officer who was dispatched patted him on the shoulder and praised him kindly.
After boasting, the topic changed.
"But it's hard to say that you secretly knocked on other people's windows and were involved in this accident. Children, please call your parents."
Shi Le: "..."
Shile happily looked at the police uncle: "My parents can't call me."
"Where are they? There must be an adult in this situation."
"In the mountains."
The police uncle choked, but still said in a very businesslike way: "That's not okay, no adults come, you can only stay with us back in the station."
Shi Le's face was tender, and she was directly regarded as someone's child by the police.
In the end, the kid felt aggrieved, looked through the address book, and started calling Bo Wenshi.
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