I was reborn after choking on water [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 89 Growing a Vegetable Is So Many Things
After the coriander was planted, the spawning was done and the second task was completed, Jing Xing told Ye Zhuolin what the loess was going to plant.
"Good guy, you're so down-to-earth." Ye Zhuolin looked at the word "Ginger" shining brightly on the note, and rolled his eyes without hesitation, "Is the third one to be planted garlic?"
Jing Xing spread his hands: "I don't know about this. In fact, these two are not bad. The task requires that the things grown must be eaten. After eating, Tao Tie will help you, but you, the host, have to eat at least once, right? These two dishes At least they are all decent, if I give you a colorful poisonous mushroom, won't you have to scold Shibajie in place?"
Ye Zhuolin rubbed his nose: "Well... If it's really a poisonous mushroom, Taotao won't get sick from eating it, right?"
"Of course it will. If it is true, there should be additional tasks at that time, so you can pray that my mouth will not be opened... Eh, I suddenly thought of something."
"what?"
"In this world, tomorrow is the Lantern Festival."
"...What the hell are you trying to do?"
"How can you say that? I'm just thinking about the festival we should celebrate." Jing Xing took Ye Zhuolin's hand and persuaded him earnestly, "Look, we are all married couples. But until now we haven’t even celebrated a festival together! Don’t you think it’s a pity that we’re in such a hurry!”
"..."
Is it you or me who is in a hurry to get married?
Ye Zhuolin paused and said: "This world is not manly, right? Isn't it?"
"Then we can create masculinity."
"..."
"Look, I am the owner of the Zhanfeng Pavilion. People outside will have to kneel when they see me. Anyone who dares to talk about me behind my back will be punished by beheading. Although... I don't like to use power to oppress people , but it is justifiable to marry you as a wife, as long as someone dares to point fingers." Jing Xing stroked his neck.
"..."
What happened suddenly.
"Anyway, I'm going to celebrate the Lantern Festival this time."
...
On the second day, on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the Shangyuan Festival, the owner of the Zhanfeng Pavilion did not show up in the lobby all day.
The disciples discussed a lot, and finally came to a conclusion: the wife of the pavilion master abducted the pavilion master!
At the same time, a few miles away, Ye Zhuolin, who was dragged to the courtyard kitchen by Jing Xing to make dough, suddenly turned his head and sneezed firmly on the floor: "Damn, who Talk bad about me on a day like this."
Jing Xing patted a silk scarf on Ye Zhuolin's handsome face: "Many people now know that you belong to my wife, probably because they are too jealous of you."
Although the words were true, it was still embarrassing to hear the victim say it himself. Ye Zhuolin arched the silk scarf down with his arms with great difficulty, feeling tired physically and mentally for a while.
"As the saying goes, a gentleman stays away from the kitchen. It doesn't matter if you are not a gentleman, but why do you drag me? Did you forget that I fried your kitchen?"
Compared with Ye Zhuolin, Jing Xing's technique can be regarded as extremely proficient, once wearing an apron, he can transform from a domineering Zhanfeng Pavilion master into a family husband: "General Fengzhi is free and unrestrained, why are you still restrained by these words? I didn't let you start a fire this time, if you really want to blow up the kitchen, you need some skills."
Ye Zhuolin could not wait to put the dough on his face, thinking about it, he decided to forget it: "I have seen other people celebrate the Lantern Festival before, and they would go to the old temple on the moon during the day to pray for marriage, pull some red threads that don't exist, and it will be more lively at night. Putting up some lanterns and stuff, year after year, that's it."
"Aren't you okay?"
Ye Zhuolin's expression was inexplicable: "I have nothing to do to do this festival. I don't seek marriage, and I don't have anyone to accompany me. Besides, there is no time to fight, so how can I have any thoughts about celebrating the New Year's Eve?"
"So, for the first time, it was given to me?"
"..."
Why does this sound so ambiguous.
"I've been watching you for the past ten years." Jing Xing suddenly stopped what he was doing, as if he was concentrating on remembering something, "At that time, I felt that your life was boring. If you have a war, you will fight it. Nesting in the barracks, chatting and laughing with the soldiers, occasionally going to the court to confront some unruly courtiers, practicing swords and knives, I often thought at that time, if I can’t meet you in the end, what will happen to you in the future? And so boring."
"Why are there so many what-ifs? You might as well say, if I hadn't... choked to death, how brilliant my life would be in the future."
Jing Xing didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I didn't arrange for you to choke to death by drinking water, logically speaking, I still saved your life."
Ye Zhuolin was so choked that he couldn't speak a word, and he had nothing to say, but seeing that he couldn't resist, he had to change the subject: "Then what, put the lights on at night?"
"Naturally, hurry up, we can go to the Marriage Tree later."
Ye Zhuolin said quickly: "What the hell is that? Besides, why am I looking for a marriage? It's not all about you...uh."
What is he talking about!This is not what he should say!
He was influenced by the big hooligan in front of him!
Jing Xing dazed for a moment, then suddenly laughed out loud: "Well, you are right, you have me now, there is no need to go again."
General Ye likes to confront people as soon as his temper comes up, especially for Jing Xing, there is always a little naivety in the struggle: "Since you said that, then I want to go instead."
Who knows that Jing Xing didn't protest at all, and said obediently: "Then let's go."
"..."
So obedient, could it be a fraud?
Therefore, when Ye Zhuolin was led by Jing Xing to the marriage tree, his whole body was in a state of being ready for the enemy at any time.
Jing Xingle: "Why are you so nervous? I won't do anything to you."
"Then why did you plan to bring me here in the first place?"
"The purpose..." Jing Xing pondered, "Don't you think, looking at those who are still single, and then looking at your husband, there will be a spontaneous sense of pride in your heart?"
"..."
The reason why the Marriage Tree is called the Marriage Tree is that there are many red threads hanging on the tree. There is a small wooden sign at each end of the red thread, which is connected with each other. As long as the wooden signs held by two people come from the same thread, it is destined. Usually, the names of the two people are engraved on the wooden plaque on the spot.
In the final analysis, it is still a mystery.
Ye Zhuolin didn't believe in these bells and whistles, with so many threads, the probability that he and Jing Xing would be on the same thread would not be much higher than the probability of being struck by lightning.There are many young men and women under the tree, using metaphysics as a medium, eager to find someone with whom they can spend their lives together.
Ye Zhuolin was thinking about what to do next, when suddenly the road was blocked by people, a delicately dressed girl came over, handed him a purse, and timidly said: "That...can you..."
Ye Zhuolin's scalp exploded, and he almost couldn't resist throwing his wallet away. He took a quick glance at Jing Xing, and found that Jing Xing was also looking at him, and it was that kind of gloating look. The corners of Ye Zhuolin's eyes twitched, and he thought instantly A hundred and eighty words of cursing and words of refusal were used, but it was just a second before he opened his mouth.
"Can you help me hand over this purse to the gentleman next to me?" The girl finished the rest of the sentence in a low voice with flushed cheeks.
Ye Zhuolin: "..."
Jing Xing, who can hear very well: "..."
Guys, let's be awkward together.
Seeing Ye Zhuolin's silence, the girl panicked: "What's wrong? Does this young master have a sweetheart?"
For the topic of gossip about himself, Ye Zhuolin was never willing to take the initiative to participate, he calmly tugged at Jing Xing's sleeve, but Jing Xing remained motionless.
The intention is obvious: embarrassment is embarrassment, you solve it, I am too lazy to talk.
Ye Zhuolin: Damn it.
"If he has a family, his family will be me." Ye Zhuolin really couldn't say such words, after thinking about it, General Ye chose to scare people.
He pulled the girl a few steps away like a thief, glanced in Jing Xing's direction, and leaned over to the surrounded girl as if hinting at secrets: "Don't be fooled by his modesty." , This man is very bad, he is dressed like a beast, but he is a big hooligan inside."
"How do you know?" Probably Jing Xing's appearance was too deceptive, the girl obviously didn't believe it.
How can this be explained?You can't say "this person teases me every day", Ye Zhuolin thought for a while, and simply probed: "Have you heard of the owner of the Zhanfeng Pavilion?"
The girl also began to mutter: "Of course I've heard of it. It is rumored that the owner of the Zhanfeng Pavilion is a good-looking talent, Yushu Linfeng, but he is ruthless, and he kills people without blinking an eye! I don't know why, but many of my sisters like him very much. But it's different, I think this kind of person is very hypocritical! It's scary to think about it, and I even suspect that his appearance is fake, but he is actually a thick and strong man with three heads and six arms!"
Ye Zhuolin was amused by this brain circuit and laughed out loud: "It's interesting, if the pavilion master himself heard this, he would probably die of anger on the spot."
Jing Xing who has been eavesdropping: "..."
Just when the girl and Ye Zhuolin were on top hahaha, Jing Xing took out an unknown brand from his waist and threw it at the girl.
The force was not strong, but the girl probably hadn't been hit by someone before, so she took a step back in fright and raised her hand to cover her face. Ye Zhuolin reached out to catch it, and looked down, it was a jade token, engraved with complicated fine lines , it looks like a thing for showing off your status.
Jing Xing tilted his head and smiled: "No, the deity of the pavilion master of the Zhanfeng Pavilion passed by here with his wife, so I'm bothering you."
Ye Zhuolin: "..."
Then the murderous Pavilion Master of Zhanfeng Pavilion pulled Ye Zhuolin past him, and pulled Ye Zhuolin into his arms, half-embracing him with one hand, like good brothers hooking shoulders and backs, but with a little more ambiguity.
When the girl saw the token, she was completely dumbfounded, she looked very abrupt in the crowd, she didn't know whether she was shocked or frightened, Ye Zhuolin didn't expect that Jing Xing would reveal her identity, fearing that it would cause a commotion, she hurriedly told her The girl hissed, and Jing Xing cast a smiling look over by the way.
The girl stayed where she was, as if she would never speak in her life.
In fact, Jing Xing didn't care too much, he pretended to maintain his image, then looked away, returned to the marriage tree, reached out his hand and flicked among the thousands of similar wooden cards with minor differences: "You choose a card."
Ye Zhuolin stuffed the token of the pavilion master back into his waist, and grabbed a token with the mentality of playing around with the child: "Do you really believe in metaphysics?"
"Because it's not metaphysics." Jing Xing raised his hand and grabbed the wooden sign directly above, and pulled it hard, "We are destined by fate."
At the same moment, the wooden token in Ye Zhuolin's hand was pulled, and he almost let go.
Jing Xing pulled again, and the wooden sign in his hand moved again.
There is no time error.
Ye Zhuolin: "..."
The author has something to say: ps: Yuanxi is Shangyuan Festival
"Good guy, you're so down-to-earth." Ye Zhuolin looked at the word "Ginger" shining brightly on the note, and rolled his eyes without hesitation, "Is the third one to be planted garlic?"
Jing Xing spread his hands: "I don't know about this. In fact, these two are not bad. The task requires that the things grown must be eaten. After eating, Tao Tie will help you, but you, the host, have to eat at least once, right? These two dishes At least they are all decent, if I give you a colorful poisonous mushroom, won't you have to scold Shibajie in place?"
Ye Zhuolin rubbed his nose: "Well... If it's really a poisonous mushroom, Taotao won't get sick from eating it, right?"
"Of course it will. If it is true, there should be additional tasks at that time, so you can pray that my mouth will not be opened... Eh, I suddenly thought of something."
"what?"
"In this world, tomorrow is the Lantern Festival."
"...What the hell are you trying to do?"
"How can you say that? I'm just thinking about the festival we should celebrate." Jing Xing took Ye Zhuolin's hand and persuaded him earnestly, "Look, we are all married couples. But until now we haven’t even celebrated a festival together! Don’t you think it’s a pity that we’re in such a hurry!”
"..."
Is it you or me who is in a hurry to get married?
Ye Zhuolin paused and said: "This world is not manly, right? Isn't it?"
"Then we can create masculinity."
"..."
"Look, I am the owner of the Zhanfeng Pavilion. People outside will have to kneel when they see me. Anyone who dares to talk about me behind my back will be punished by beheading. Although... I don't like to use power to oppress people , but it is justifiable to marry you as a wife, as long as someone dares to point fingers." Jing Xing stroked his neck.
"..."
What happened suddenly.
"Anyway, I'm going to celebrate the Lantern Festival this time."
...
On the second day, on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the Shangyuan Festival, the owner of the Zhanfeng Pavilion did not show up in the lobby all day.
The disciples discussed a lot, and finally came to a conclusion: the wife of the pavilion master abducted the pavilion master!
At the same time, a few miles away, Ye Zhuolin, who was dragged to the courtyard kitchen by Jing Xing to make dough, suddenly turned his head and sneezed firmly on the floor: "Damn, who Talk bad about me on a day like this."
Jing Xing patted a silk scarf on Ye Zhuolin's handsome face: "Many people now know that you belong to my wife, probably because they are too jealous of you."
Although the words were true, it was still embarrassing to hear the victim say it himself. Ye Zhuolin arched the silk scarf down with his arms with great difficulty, feeling tired physically and mentally for a while.
"As the saying goes, a gentleman stays away from the kitchen. It doesn't matter if you are not a gentleman, but why do you drag me? Did you forget that I fried your kitchen?"
Compared with Ye Zhuolin, Jing Xing's technique can be regarded as extremely proficient, once wearing an apron, he can transform from a domineering Zhanfeng Pavilion master into a family husband: "General Fengzhi is free and unrestrained, why are you still restrained by these words? I didn't let you start a fire this time, if you really want to blow up the kitchen, you need some skills."
Ye Zhuolin could not wait to put the dough on his face, thinking about it, he decided to forget it: "I have seen other people celebrate the Lantern Festival before, and they would go to the old temple on the moon during the day to pray for marriage, pull some red threads that don't exist, and it will be more lively at night. Putting up some lanterns and stuff, year after year, that's it."
"Aren't you okay?"
Ye Zhuolin's expression was inexplicable: "I have nothing to do to do this festival. I don't seek marriage, and I don't have anyone to accompany me. Besides, there is no time to fight, so how can I have any thoughts about celebrating the New Year's Eve?"
"So, for the first time, it was given to me?"
"..."
Why does this sound so ambiguous.
"I've been watching you for the past ten years." Jing Xing suddenly stopped what he was doing, as if he was concentrating on remembering something, "At that time, I felt that your life was boring. If you have a war, you will fight it. Nesting in the barracks, chatting and laughing with the soldiers, occasionally going to the court to confront some unruly courtiers, practicing swords and knives, I often thought at that time, if I can’t meet you in the end, what will happen to you in the future? And so boring."
"Why are there so many what-ifs? You might as well say, if I hadn't... choked to death, how brilliant my life would be in the future."
Jing Xing didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I didn't arrange for you to choke to death by drinking water, logically speaking, I still saved your life."
Ye Zhuolin was so choked that he couldn't speak a word, and he had nothing to say, but seeing that he couldn't resist, he had to change the subject: "Then what, put the lights on at night?"
"Naturally, hurry up, we can go to the Marriage Tree later."
Ye Zhuolin said quickly: "What the hell is that? Besides, why am I looking for a marriage? It's not all about you...uh."
What is he talking about!This is not what he should say!
He was influenced by the big hooligan in front of him!
Jing Xing dazed for a moment, then suddenly laughed out loud: "Well, you are right, you have me now, there is no need to go again."
General Ye likes to confront people as soon as his temper comes up, especially for Jing Xing, there is always a little naivety in the struggle: "Since you said that, then I want to go instead."
Who knows that Jing Xing didn't protest at all, and said obediently: "Then let's go."
"..."
So obedient, could it be a fraud?
Therefore, when Ye Zhuolin was led by Jing Xing to the marriage tree, his whole body was in a state of being ready for the enemy at any time.
Jing Xingle: "Why are you so nervous? I won't do anything to you."
"Then why did you plan to bring me here in the first place?"
"The purpose..." Jing Xing pondered, "Don't you think, looking at those who are still single, and then looking at your husband, there will be a spontaneous sense of pride in your heart?"
"..."
The reason why the Marriage Tree is called the Marriage Tree is that there are many red threads hanging on the tree. There is a small wooden sign at each end of the red thread, which is connected with each other. As long as the wooden signs held by two people come from the same thread, it is destined. Usually, the names of the two people are engraved on the wooden plaque on the spot.
In the final analysis, it is still a mystery.
Ye Zhuolin didn't believe in these bells and whistles, with so many threads, the probability that he and Jing Xing would be on the same thread would not be much higher than the probability of being struck by lightning.There are many young men and women under the tree, using metaphysics as a medium, eager to find someone with whom they can spend their lives together.
Ye Zhuolin was thinking about what to do next, when suddenly the road was blocked by people, a delicately dressed girl came over, handed him a purse, and timidly said: "That...can you..."
Ye Zhuolin's scalp exploded, and he almost couldn't resist throwing his wallet away. He took a quick glance at Jing Xing, and found that Jing Xing was also looking at him, and it was that kind of gloating look. The corners of Ye Zhuolin's eyes twitched, and he thought instantly A hundred and eighty words of cursing and words of refusal were used, but it was just a second before he opened his mouth.
"Can you help me hand over this purse to the gentleman next to me?" The girl finished the rest of the sentence in a low voice with flushed cheeks.
Ye Zhuolin: "..."
Jing Xing, who can hear very well: "..."
Guys, let's be awkward together.
Seeing Ye Zhuolin's silence, the girl panicked: "What's wrong? Does this young master have a sweetheart?"
For the topic of gossip about himself, Ye Zhuolin was never willing to take the initiative to participate, he calmly tugged at Jing Xing's sleeve, but Jing Xing remained motionless.
The intention is obvious: embarrassment is embarrassment, you solve it, I am too lazy to talk.
Ye Zhuolin: Damn it.
"If he has a family, his family will be me." Ye Zhuolin really couldn't say such words, after thinking about it, General Ye chose to scare people.
He pulled the girl a few steps away like a thief, glanced in Jing Xing's direction, and leaned over to the surrounded girl as if hinting at secrets: "Don't be fooled by his modesty." , This man is very bad, he is dressed like a beast, but he is a big hooligan inside."
"How do you know?" Probably Jing Xing's appearance was too deceptive, the girl obviously didn't believe it.
How can this be explained?You can't say "this person teases me every day", Ye Zhuolin thought for a while, and simply probed: "Have you heard of the owner of the Zhanfeng Pavilion?"
The girl also began to mutter: "Of course I've heard of it. It is rumored that the owner of the Zhanfeng Pavilion is a good-looking talent, Yushu Linfeng, but he is ruthless, and he kills people without blinking an eye! I don't know why, but many of my sisters like him very much. But it's different, I think this kind of person is very hypocritical! It's scary to think about it, and I even suspect that his appearance is fake, but he is actually a thick and strong man with three heads and six arms!"
Ye Zhuolin was amused by this brain circuit and laughed out loud: "It's interesting, if the pavilion master himself heard this, he would probably die of anger on the spot."
Jing Xing who has been eavesdropping: "..."
Just when the girl and Ye Zhuolin were on top hahaha, Jing Xing took out an unknown brand from his waist and threw it at the girl.
The force was not strong, but the girl probably hadn't been hit by someone before, so she took a step back in fright and raised her hand to cover her face. Ye Zhuolin reached out to catch it, and looked down, it was a jade token, engraved with complicated fine lines , it looks like a thing for showing off your status.
Jing Xing tilted his head and smiled: "No, the deity of the pavilion master of the Zhanfeng Pavilion passed by here with his wife, so I'm bothering you."
Ye Zhuolin: "..."
Then the murderous Pavilion Master of Zhanfeng Pavilion pulled Ye Zhuolin past him, and pulled Ye Zhuolin into his arms, half-embracing him with one hand, like good brothers hooking shoulders and backs, but with a little more ambiguity.
When the girl saw the token, she was completely dumbfounded, she looked very abrupt in the crowd, she didn't know whether she was shocked or frightened, Ye Zhuolin didn't expect that Jing Xing would reveal her identity, fearing that it would cause a commotion, she hurriedly told her The girl hissed, and Jing Xing cast a smiling look over by the way.
The girl stayed where she was, as if she would never speak in her life.
In fact, Jing Xing didn't care too much, he pretended to maintain his image, then looked away, returned to the marriage tree, reached out his hand and flicked among the thousands of similar wooden cards with minor differences: "You choose a card."
Ye Zhuolin stuffed the token of the pavilion master back into his waist, and grabbed a token with the mentality of playing around with the child: "Do you really believe in metaphysics?"
"Because it's not metaphysics." Jing Xing raised his hand and grabbed the wooden sign directly above, and pulled it hard, "We are destined by fate."
At the same moment, the wooden token in Ye Zhuolin's hand was pulled, and he almost let go.
Jing Xing pulled again, and the wooden sign in his hand moved again.
There is no time error.
Ye Zhuolin: "..."
The author has something to say: ps: Yuanxi is Shangyuan Festival
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