I was reborn after choking on water [Quick Transmigration]

"Say it again... what is the last mission?"

A few days later, it was a dark night, the moon and stars were thin, quiet and lonely, Ye Zhuolin asked in a trembling voice.

Jing Xing hugged Ye Zhuolin's shoulders to prevent Ye Zhuolin from fainting directly: "Hey, anyway, the apprenticeship ceremony was not held, so you should make up the ceremony."

Ye Zhuolin pushed Jing Xing's hand away, took two steps back, his expression twisted: "Is this... is this the same thing?"

"Hmm...weddings, apprenticeship ceremonies, they're all formalities anyway, more or less."

"It's almost a ghost!" Ye Zhuolin seemed to want to hit the bed and kill himself on the spot, "I... can't do it anyway!"

gab!It is better to let him wear mourning clothes than to let him wear a wedding dress!

Jing Xing looked extremely aggrieved, he raised his hands and said, "I can't touch you yet, I can't do anything, I really won't take advantage of the wedding night to do something to you!"

"..." Oh, Ye Zhuolin almost didn't remember this hooliganism, he would always be deceived by Jing Xingruyu's appearance as a gentleman.

Ye Zhuolin's spirit sank to his dantian, and he was as stubborn as a fan: "No! OK!"

"Why?" Jing Xing whispered while lying on Ye Zhuolin's shoulder.

Ye Zhuolin: "..."

Jing Xing is still acting like a baby!He is also acting like a baby!

"No! I just don't wear a wedding dress! I... I'm an eight-foot-tall man with a three-foot sword in my hand, and I'm mighty in all directions. I... unless you wear the bride's clothes."

"Oh." Jing Xing hugged Ye Zhuolin's shoulder again, whispered into his ear, "You are dreaming."

"...You're so selfish!" Ye Zhuolin cursed, "You don't want to wear it! Why do you let me wear it?"

Jing Xing replied with a meaningful smile: "Can you beat me?"

"..."

"If you can't beat me, you still want to be the groom?"

"..."

Depend on!Just bully him for not coming to this world earlier?

However, Ye Zhuolin is a stubborn person, and he successfully revealed Jing Xing's identity as a system: "Smelly shameless, don't forget, you are the system, and I am your host, and the system serves the host. ?"

Jing Xing held his chin, looking like a rascal: "But, I said it in the first world, the system can also be disobedient, if I am disobedient, your loss will be greater than mine."

"...Aren't you my golden finger?" Ye Zhuolin was dumbfounded, "Is there such a golden finger?"

"Whether there is such a thing or not, anyway, I am like this, obediently wear the bridal gown, don't be stubborn."

"So..." Ye Zhuolin's eyes twitched, "Aside from helping me die, what other functions does your system have?"

Jing Xing pressed two index fingers against the corners of Ye Zhuolin's mouth; "Yes, it can help you reap sweet love."

Rumors spread the next day that Jing Xing, the head of the Cooking Smoke School, was chased from the inner hall to the back mountain by his disciple and wife Ye Zhuolin carrying the Huanghe Sword, and he breathed out fragrance all the way.

However, before this rumor could spread, it was covered up by even more explosive news.

"Fuck me? The head wants to get married?"

"Fuck, who?"

"It seems to be the new disciple Ye Zhuolin."

"Hmm... um? Isn't that a man?"

"That's right...the rumors are wrong."

"That's right, I went and stole an invitation specially, you see."

"Damn? Can invitations be stolen? Can they be mass-produced?"

"It seems to be mass-produced. I see that the invitations are piled up there casually, as if anyone can take them, otherwise I wouldn't be able to steal them."

The cinnabar-colored invitation card, with gold powder sprinkled on the black lettering, and the seal was gilded, looked very luxurious, and the disciples opened it with trepidation, and there were a few simple and clear words on it: Husband Jingxing, Husband Ye Zhuolin, big wedding tomorrow For those who sincerely wish, please hold the invitation card and come to the main hall of our sect tomorrow, and you will be greeted sincerely. If you do not sincerely wish, if you come, please refer to Xun Shao.

These characters are all official script, except for the names of the two. "Jing Xing" has a beautiful and unrestrained brushstroke, flowing from head to toe, full of everyone's demeanor, and has obviously practiced handwriting. "Ye Zhuolin"'s handwriting is not very beautiful, and it is not even very standard, but it is also strong and powerful, very sharp, and made This post is not like an invitation, it is like a letter of challenge.

What is more eye-catching is naturally the content of the invitation.The text seems to be calm, but in fact it hides the blade. In the vernacular, it is: "If you are just here for a meal, feel free, I don't bother to talk to you, but if you make trouble, I will let Taotie play happily with you."

The invitation didn't have a specific time, or even the name of the invitee, and it was as hasty as a notice.The fonts other than the name are all regular and rigid, and it looks like it was printed by woodblock printing.

It's really mass-produced... If it wasn't for the appearance, it looks quite stylish, and no one would suspect this as a small advertisement on Mortal Street.

The disciples who planned to watch and eat melons didn't know the bloody storm behind the words "husband leaves Zhuo Lin".

Because it should have been "Wife Ye Zhuo Lin".

This was the dignity that General Ye had obtained by forcing him to die. Although he couldn't die no matter how hard he tried, Jing Xing probably didn't intend to care about it at first, so after teasing him for a while, he complied.

As for the wedding dress...

"You've already become a husband, so can't you get a set of groom's official clothes?" Ye Zhuolin seemed to want to strangle Jing Xing to death.

However, Jing Xing was fearless: "It's fine with the invitation, it will pass after a few seconds of horror when others see it, but the wedding dress is not good, it has to be seen from the beginning to the end."

"Others will think I'm a man in disguise when they see that gaudy headgear!"

"I've already written a husband, and how could I misunderstand it?" Jing Xing lowered his head and patted Ye Zhuolin's chest, looking like a disciple, "Don't worry, you are ordinary, so you can't misunderstand."

"..."

The flat chest really can't be changed, Ye Zhuolin really couldn't find the words to fight back, the two of them were silent for a moment, just when Jing Xing thought that Ye Zhuolin gave up struggling and was going to give in and coax as usual, Ye Zhuolin said suddenly.

"Anyway, you already have broken sleeves, so it's better to cut them off completely. You let me wear women's wedding dresses, are you not afraid that I will misunderstand that you still like women?"

Jing Xing still wanted to tease him, but seeing Ye Zhuolin looking at him with a rare serious expression, he was taken aback, and then choked back his teasing words.

"Huh? You won't be really angry." Jing Xing thought to himself.

Then the head of Jing, who made countless people jealous, changed from a disciple to a young man who accidentally offended his own wife, and then secretly thought about how to admit his mistake.

Ye Zhuolin was indeed a little angry, which was probably part of Duanxiu's inner uneasiness: he was always afraid that his significant other would come back suddenly, and then he would fall into his arms again.Although Ye Zhuolin is not small-minded, and occasionally he is very heartless, like a mallet, but this does not mean that he is so big-hearted that he doesn't care about anything, and everything goes as he pleases.Especially when you are in a relationship for the first time, you have no experience, and you are always afraid of missing something.

But when he thought of Jing Xing's genuine bewilderment and unconcealed confusion just now, Ye Zhuolin's anger suddenly disappeared when he was angry for some reason.

Although Jing Xing looked like a master in love, as if he could hook up a bunch of people by walking around the street, but when encountering some small frictions, Jing Xing was no less confused than him, that is to say, Jing Xing fell in love In fact, his experience is comparable to his.If you usually pissed him off, you would immediately run over to coax him, then continue to provoke him, and coax him again.He was cursing while being patted down, and he lost his temper after cursing, so he forced his face to be serious, and finally couldn't help it, he would raise his hand and surrender: "Okay, I won't be angry anymore, put your Take the paws! Take the face! Don't get so close!"

In the past 30 years, his life has never been so colorful.Although being annoyed by Jing Xing all day long made his patience accumulated over the years feed the dogs, Ye Zhuolin felt quite happy to express this kind of true emotion from the inside out.

Who doesn't want to be willful anymore?

Speaking of which, Jing Xing has never rehearsed this kind of situation before because of the bridal gown for the wedding, and he has no experience in dealing with it, so he has encountered difficulties, so he can only use the omnipotent love words: "How could it be? First of all, since I like you, I would not like other people, no matter men or women, and I have been waiting for you for more than ten years, how could I change my mind? I am reluctant to let my waiting go to waste. "

This made Ye Zhuolin feel a little ashamed, and felt that it was nothing wrong to be angry because of trivial things, so he gritted his teeth and grabbed the corner of Jing Xing's clothes: "I know, I'll just say it casually, don't think too much, you You also know that when I speak straight, I am very good at sticking."

Jing Xing was like a spring, seeing that Ye Zhuolin was flattened by his words, he immediately pushed his nose on his face again: "I know, besides, I don't think you will misunderstand, after all, there are so many girls who admire me, If you have to misunderstand each one, then you are too tired."

"...Bah, you shouldn't be called Jing Xing, you should be called Jing Shameless." Ye Zhuolin scolded with a smile, his eyes wandered, he noticed a piece of whiteness, and he couldn't help looking out the window, "Is it snowing?"

Jing Xing got up, pushed open the door, and greeted Ye Zhuolin: "Well, the four seasons are not distinct in the realm of comprehension, so you can't really feel the changes of the four seasons. It has been snowing for a while, and you were only focused on arguing just now. I just didn’t notice it, let’s take a look outside the door.”

The snowflakes in the air fluttered like catkins in spring. Although it is not heavy snow, it is not small, and the snow on the ground has reached the ankles.

Ye Zhuolin was a pure and natural northerner before his death, snow is not uncommon, but this is the first time he enjoys the snow with others, after all, the rough guy General Ziye really does not have such feelings, but the scene beside him has entered the snow scene, Ye Zhuo Lin suddenly felt that this vast expanse of whiteness looked better.

Just as he was in a daze, a snowball the size of a duck egg hit his head and face. Ye Zhuolin couldn't dodge in time, and was slapped on the face by the snow.

Ye Zhuolin: "..."

To be honest, General Ye, who has no feelings, no childlike innocence, and no boyish heart, doesn't like snowball fights very much, but he still bends down obsessively, scoops out a ball from the pitiful and ankle-deep snow, and throws it at Jing Xing past.

Jing Xing pretended to dodge for a while, but he didn't dodge, the snowball hit his wrist and knocked off Jing Xing's new snowball. Ye Zhuolin was very childish in his heart, but Jing Xing didn't seem discouraged , squeezed the snow again, suddenly approached Ye Zhuolin, and ruthlessly paste a lump of snow on his face.

"Bah... I'm being stupid!" Ye Zhuolin was furious, and with a pounce, threw Jing Xing into the snow, smashing out a pit.

"Why are you so stupid? I didn't change my shovel to bury you. Look at how much I treat you..."

Ye Zhuolin didn't give Jing Xing a chance to finish, so he grabbed the snow next to him and slapped him on the face, Jing Xing said "Bah, Bah" several times: "You see you still imitate me, um...you're so shameless."

Then Jing Xing completely cheated, and turned into a wooden barrel at some point, which was full of snow. Then, Jing Xing suddenly grabbed Ye Zhuolin's collar and swung it hard, Ye Zhuolin clasped his wrist instinctively Resisted, but the foliage in this world is not dominant in fights, after struggling for a while, Jing Xing rudely stuffed him into a wooden barrel, and buried his whole body in the snow.

"Are you admitting defeat?" Jing Xing asked with a smile while lying on the edge of the barrel.

Ye Zhuolin emerged from the snow, with white hair on top: "You shameless brat!"

Jing Xing laughed for a while, then pulled Ye Zhuolin out of the bucket. The snow on Ye Zhuolin's body had already been melted by body temperature and flowed into his clothes. It happened that there was a gust of wind, and Ye Zhuolin couldn't help sneezing.

The next moment, Jing Xing wrapped her tightly in his coat, picked her up horizontally, and walked indoors.

Fortunately, he didn't hurt himself, and it wasn't easy to get sick, otherwise he would catch a cold later in life, or he might get arthritis.

"Look at you, how careless you are." Jing Xing said as he lit a fire in the room.

Ye Zhuolin: "..."

It seems that this snow is not made by him.

Jing Xing wiped off the broken snow on his hair with a towel again, Ye Zhuolin was still a little cold, and just about to swear, Jing Xing buried his head in his neck through the towel, and wrapped his arms around him waist.

Ye Zhuolin's whole body froze, blood rushed to his forehead in an instant, one after another swear words flew out of the window, his face and ears blushed involuntarily, Jing Xing then got up, and said with a smile: "I'm blushing, it's not cold now right?"

"..."

Jing Xing spread his hands, as if he wasn't playing a hooligan just now, but just felt his pulse: "There is only one way, I don't have any body temperature, I can't warm you up, so just let it go."

This is really... too easy.

Ye Zhuolin secretly planned, when Jing Xing could meet someone, he would definitely beat Jing Xing, push him on the durian and kneel, what if no one has a temper, heh!