I was reborn after choking on water [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 38 Men Know My Differences
Although half of the question was uncomfortable, Ye Zhuolin understood the overall situation and put aside his personal grievances for the time being: "What task?"
"Lies are struck to death by lightning."
"..." The corners of Ye Zhuolin's eyes twitched, and he almost fell down without getting up.
No, is there a more mentally handicapped way to die?Why do you choose some words that adults use to scare disobedient children?
But in the next moment, Ye Zhuolin was opportunistic and successfully captured a place that could be used.
"Only by lying can you be struck by lightning?" Ye Zhuolin asked.
"Ah."
"What you say must be false?"
"nature."
So, speaking of this, the system also knew what Ye Zhuolin wanted to do.
"What? Taking the opportunity to test the lie?"
Ye Zhuolin nodded obediently, and the situation seemed to be a little awkward for him: "Yeah, was it a surprise?"
"It's quite unexpected." The system smiled, "I didn't expect you to be so able to take advantage of loopholes. I always thought you were shameless."
Ye Zhuolin shook his head humbly: "I'm ashamed to talk about my face with you."
It is estimated that the task was successfully issued, and the clouds in the sky suddenly increased, covering the glare of the sun, and the clouds gradually thickened and became darker. People with an IQ can tell at a glance that it is going to rain.
Jing Xing retreated dozens of steps knowingly, not afraid of hurting Chi Yu, just leaned under the nearest tree to watch the fun, not worried about winning the lottery at all.
Ye Zhuolin dominates an open space, and his whole body stands out like a human-shaped lightning rod: "Can you give me some breathing time? I haven't enjoyed my unrivaled martial arts yet!"
"There is no rush to enjoy the next world again," the system said.
"What's the next world like? Don't fool me, you must know."
"Well, I don't want to fool you, I do know, but aren't you going right away? What are you asking me for?"
Ye Zhuolin curled his lips: "I'm just talking to you, I don't think it's a good thing."
The rain had already started, soaking Ye Zhuolin's body in an instant.The current season in this world is autumn, the rain is drenching on the body, and the wind is still cool when it blows.But Ye Zhuolin is not a hypocritical general who is afraid of the cold, he doesn't feel too uncomfortable when the wind blows and the rain makes his clothes hang wet on his body, on the contrary, he feels very comfortable in the shower.
The system said, "Indecent."
"Ah?" Ye Zhuolin didn't react at first, but when he lowered his head and glanced at his clothes, the embarrassment was even worse than the blushing on the edge of the cliff.
He didn't wear much clothes, and he stuck them to his body after getting wet. His body must have been hooked out. This was fine. The problem was that the clothes were basically see-through after getting wet. Such a sticking seemed to seduce people.
Well, a beauty looking at the moon in the water?Jing Xing thought to himself.
Ye Zhuolin was even more at a loss when he saw that Jing Xing's eyes were not covering up at all.Damn, I won't follow the scene anymore, I must wear dark tights from now on!Wear thick!
But as an upright old man, he definitely can't cover up what he wants to say now, let the system change into a new one, and replace it with a cover-up, Ye Zhuolin has no choice but to stop resting, he just wants to end it quickly This is a broken mission.
So he was struck by lightning for lying, and he yelled at the sky, almost grabbing the ground with his head: "The system is a shameless hooligan!"
Fortunately, there was no one around, otherwise he would definitely be regarded as a psychopath.
But it's fine to shout it out, and what's even more frightening is that no lightning struck him.
Ye Zhuolin: "..."
system:"……"
Jing Xing: "..."
Is this really so shameless that even God admits it?
So what lies?Ye Zhuolin found that it was really not easy to think of this kind of thing in a critical moment, and now his mind was full of embarrassment, Jing Xing blocked most of his thoughts, so he held back until the end, and unexpectedly said: "I Do you like Jing Xing?"
The tone turned into a question at the end, but as soon as Ye Zhuolin blurted it out, he regretted it.
Whether it's a question sentence or not, this sentence...is a bit inappropriate.
Damn, how did he spit out this sentence?Is this a magic barrier?
Ye Zhuolin doesn't know what liking is, it's a fact, a person who has never experienced love affairs, can blow up at the first touch, let alone understand those complex things that are constantly cut and messed up, and the flowers are intentionally flowing and ruthless.
However, although Ye Zhuolin's experience in emotional matters is not as good as that of a young man with a weak crown, his basic EQ is not a problem, and his IQ is not a problem. Some reactions are almost instinctive, such as interpersonal communication and facing accidents.
The more unfamiliar he is, the more rational and cautious he is, which is why he was severely suppressed several times when he was tempted and suspicious.
Even if Jing Xing took the initiative to kiss him that time, afterwards, because Jing Xing himself reacted too flatly, as if pouring cold water on him, he had to feel that Jing Xing was really just slipping his hands, without any other meaning.
One with a dead brain and one with a stubborn mouth, they both deserve to be single when they get together.
Although Ye Zhuolin didn't know whether he was hacked or not when he said this sentence, and he didn't know which result could he face Jing Xing safely, but he gave up everything. The current situation is that after waiting for a long time, there is still no Lightning struck him.
Until the end, Ye Zhuolin was a little dumbfounded.
"Is your thunder okay?" Ye Zhuolin panicked.
"..." The system was not moved by his shocking question and cursed. Even if it was silent, it was probably quite speechless.
Ye Zhuolin also knew that his problem was mentally handicapped, and after a while, he said stiffly: "I... grass... Do I really like Jing Xing? I thought... I just had a good impression of him."
Saying that, Ye Zhuolin sneaked a sideways glance at Jing Xing under the tree, but he and Jing Xing looked at each other for several seconds before moving his eyes away in embarrassment.
"It's over, it's all right."
Ye Zhuolin squatted down, buried his head in the crook of his arms, let the rain drench, was alone in an open space, isolated and helpless, it looked a little pitiful.
Although he just wanted to be quiet.
Jing Xing didn't respond either. After waiting for a long time, a voice came indistinctly. I don't know if it was Jing Xing's voice or the system's: "What are you doing squatting? Excited? Is it because you like others, not others like you, sad? Are you sad?" Instead of getting kicked, on the contrary, you finally understand your feelings."
"What the hell do you know?" Ye Zhuolin didn't care about yelling at anyone, and lowered his head and said, "I've grown up... It's the first time I like someone, the first time! There is no hindrance, you can do whatever you want I'm... uh, a little bit in disbelief."
Ye Zhuolin is Ye Zhuolin after all, destined not to be a passionate young man who is crazy about love, after a short moment of excitement, he calmed down.
"Isn't it really love at first sight?" Ye Zhuolin began to question his EQ.
"It's not love at first sight, it may be a thousand years at a glance."
Ye Zhuolin was puzzled: "What ten thousand years? It's not that I like a bastard."
"..."
Facts have proved that this person is single for a reason, not just because of indirect myocardial infarction.
"By the way, who was talking just now." After a moment of silence, Ye Zhuolin finally noticed this headache.
The answer was: "Jing Xing said that he wanted to enlighten you in life and find a husband by the way."
"..." Okay, there is no need to think about such unscrupulous remarks.
After this, Ye Zhuolin didn't dare to speak anymore, he was afraid that he would tell another lie that he thought, but if he didn't respond, it would be impossible to live.
You have to detect a lie, and you have to make sure it's a lie... What kind of logic is there.
Ye Zhuolin thought secretly: Jing Xing... Didn't you hear it just now?He is so quiet, probably not.
So just after thinking about it, someone patted him on the shoulder the next moment, Ye Zhuolin almost jumped up in shock, when he looked back, it was indeed Jing Xing, his hairs stood on end, it was more terrifying than seeing thousands of troops and horses.
There was still a smile on Jing Xing's face that he couldn't tell whether it was kind or horrifying: "What are you doing squatting? Getting in the rain is not good for your health." As he spoke, he took the initiative to grab Ye Zhuolin's hand through his sleeve , dragged Ye Zhuolin to the tree, took off his coat, and threw it to Ye Zhuolin.
"Put it on, don't catch a cold."
"..."
"obedient."
"..."
What Ye Zhuolin thought in his mind was "I'm not going to die or get hurt, but I'm afraid of catching a cold?" However, Jing Xing's words seemed to fascinate him. Jing Xing's jacket.
Jing Xing's coat looked like it was custom-made by someone. At least the delicate material is definitely not something that can be produced by the system. The sleeves are much longer than clothes of the same size, and the cuffs cover Ye Zhuolin's hands, and there is a couple of more Inch, nearly knee-high, looks like a hanged ghost.
But it's strange that Jing Xing can wear this kind of clothes with weird taste to give off a fairy-like feeling.
But thinking about the reason why Jing Xing wears this kind of clothes, Ye Zhuolin can no longer laugh.
Jing Xing, the person he likes...is this the only way to touch him for the rest of his life?
Ye Zhuolin was stunned by himself, with a bitter face, he wanted to slap himself—I still haven’t figured out whether I like it or not, so many things have come first, are you afraid that he will be bored and bored to death? ?
Ye Zhuolin was always surprisingly calm at critical moments. He clenched his sleeves tightly and looked at Jing Xing. After hesitating for a moment, he finally started another round of lie detection, and it might be the last round.
"From now on, Jing Xing... will touch living things."
The most critical and most precious opportunity for lie detection, he did not test his past, but left it for Jing Xing's future.
After Ye Zhuolin finished speaking, he broke away from Jing Xing's hand, and immediately took a few steps back, fearing that the lightning might hurt Jing Xing.Jing Xing didn't catch up either, his usual modest face rarely showed astonishment, he didn't know why Ye Zhuolin asked this, or he himself was expecting the truth of this sentence.
After an unknown amount of time, the thunder never struck, Jing Xing's dazed expression finally cracked a little bit.
Ye Zhuolin also froze.
When Jing Xing really wanted to control his emotions, his facial expressions could be impeccable, but at this moment, under that seemingly calm face was hidden an unbearable joy.
What does this sentence indicate?
Ye Zhuolin can only be considered to have a rough understanding, anyway, Jing Xing can meet him as long as he can.Only Jing Xing knew for sure that this sentence showed that he would become a living person again in the future.
A living person with breathing and warmth.
The author has something to say: ps: You can't hide under a tree during thunder!Thunder can't hide under a tree!Thunder can't hide under a tree!
"Lies are struck to death by lightning."
"..." The corners of Ye Zhuolin's eyes twitched, and he almost fell down without getting up.
No, is there a more mentally handicapped way to die?Why do you choose some words that adults use to scare disobedient children?
But in the next moment, Ye Zhuolin was opportunistic and successfully captured a place that could be used.
"Only by lying can you be struck by lightning?" Ye Zhuolin asked.
"Ah."
"What you say must be false?"
"nature."
So, speaking of this, the system also knew what Ye Zhuolin wanted to do.
"What? Taking the opportunity to test the lie?"
Ye Zhuolin nodded obediently, and the situation seemed to be a little awkward for him: "Yeah, was it a surprise?"
"It's quite unexpected." The system smiled, "I didn't expect you to be so able to take advantage of loopholes. I always thought you were shameless."
Ye Zhuolin shook his head humbly: "I'm ashamed to talk about my face with you."
It is estimated that the task was successfully issued, and the clouds in the sky suddenly increased, covering the glare of the sun, and the clouds gradually thickened and became darker. People with an IQ can tell at a glance that it is going to rain.
Jing Xing retreated dozens of steps knowingly, not afraid of hurting Chi Yu, just leaned under the nearest tree to watch the fun, not worried about winning the lottery at all.
Ye Zhuolin dominates an open space, and his whole body stands out like a human-shaped lightning rod: "Can you give me some breathing time? I haven't enjoyed my unrivaled martial arts yet!"
"There is no rush to enjoy the next world again," the system said.
"What's the next world like? Don't fool me, you must know."
"Well, I don't want to fool you, I do know, but aren't you going right away? What are you asking me for?"
Ye Zhuolin curled his lips: "I'm just talking to you, I don't think it's a good thing."
The rain had already started, soaking Ye Zhuolin's body in an instant.The current season in this world is autumn, the rain is drenching on the body, and the wind is still cool when it blows.But Ye Zhuolin is not a hypocritical general who is afraid of the cold, he doesn't feel too uncomfortable when the wind blows and the rain makes his clothes hang wet on his body, on the contrary, he feels very comfortable in the shower.
The system said, "Indecent."
"Ah?" Ye Zhuolin didn't react at first, but when he lowered his head and glanced at his clothes, the embarrassment was even worse than the blushing on the edge of the cliff.
He didn't wear much clothes, and he stuck them to his body after getting wet. His body must have been hooked out. This was fine. The problem was that the clothes were basically see-through after getting wet. Such a sticking seemed to seduce people.
Well, a beauty looking at the moon in the water?Jing Xing thought to himself.
Ye Zhuolin was even more at a loss when he saw that Jing Xing's eyes were not covering up at all.Damn, I won't follow the scene anymore, I must wear dark tights from now on!Wear thick!
But as an upright old man, he definitely can't cover up what he wants to say now, let the system change into a new one, and replace it with a cover-up, Ye Zhuolin has no choice but to stop resting, he just wants to end it quickly This is a broken mission.
So he was struck by lightning for lying, and he yelled at the sky, almost grabbing the ground with his head: "The system is a shameless hooligan!"
Fortunately, there was no one around, otherwise he would definitely be regarded as a psychopath.
But it's fine to shout it out, and what's even more frightening is that no lightning struck him.
Ye Zhuolin: "..."
system:"……"
Jing Xing: "..."
Is this really so shameless that even God admits it?
So what lies?Ye Zhuolin found that it was really not easy to think of this kind of thing in a critical moment, and now his mind was full of embarrassment, Jing Xing blocked most of his thoughts, so he held back until the end, and unexpectedly said: "I Do you like Jing Xing?"
The tone turned into a question at the end, but as soon as Ye Zhuolin blurted it out, he regretted it.
Whether it's a question sentence or not, this sentence...is a bit inappropriate.
Damn, how did he spit out this sentence?Is this a magic barrier?
Ye Zhuolin doesn't know what liking is, it's a fact, a person who has never experienced love affairs, can blow up at the first touch, let alone understand those complex things that are constantly cut and messed up, and the flowers are intentionally flowing and ruthless.
However, although Ye Zhuolin's experience in emotional matters is not as good as that of a young man with a weak crown, his basic EQ is not a problem, and his IQ is not a problem. Some reactions are almost instinctive, such as interpersonal communication and facing accidents.
The more unfamiliar he is, the more rational and cautious he is, which is why he was severely suppressed several times when he was tempted and suspicious.
Even if Jing Xing took the initiative to kiss him that time, afterwards, because Jing Xing himself reacted too flatly, as if pouring cold water on him, he had to feel that Jing Xing was really just slipping his hands, without any other meaning.
One with a dead brain and one with a stubborn mouth, they both deserve to be single when they get together.
Although Ye Zhuolin didn't know whether he was hacked or not when he said this sentence, and he didn't know which result could he face Jing Xing safely, but he gave up everything. The current situation is that after waiting for a long time, there is still no Lightning struck him.
Until the end, Ye Zhuolin was a little dumbfounded.
"Is your thunder okay?" Ye Zhuolin panicked.
"..." The system was not moved by his shocking question and cursed. Even if it was silent, it was probably quite speechless.
Ye Zhuolin also knew that his problem was mentally handicapped, and after a while, he said stiffly: "I... grass... Do I really like Jing Xing? I thought... I just had a good impression of him."
Saying that, Ye Zhuolin sneaked a sideways glance at Jing Xing under the tree, but he and Jing Xing looked at each other for several seconds before moving his eyes away in embarrassment.
"It's over, it's all right."
Ye Zhuolin squatted down, buried his head in the crook of his arms, let the rain drench, was alone in an open space, isolated and helpless, it looked a little pitiful.
Although he just wanted to be quiet.
Jing Xing didn't respond either. After waiting for a long time, a voice came indistinctly. I don't know if it was Jing Xing's voice or the system's: "What are you doing squatting? Excited? Is it because you like others, not others like you, sad? Are you sad?" Instead of getting kicked, on the contrary, you finally understand your feelings."
"What the hell do you know?" Ye Zhuolin didn't care about yelling at anyone, and lowered his head and said, "I've grown up... It's the first time I like someone, the first time! There is no hindrance, you can do whatever you want I'm... uh, a little bit in disbelief."
Ye Zhuolin is Ye Zhuolin after all, destined not to be a passionate young man who is crazy about love, after a short moment of excitement, he calmed down.
"Isn't it really love at first sight?" Ye Zhuolin began to question his EQ.
"It's not love at first sight, it may be a thousand years at a glance."
Ye Zhuolin was puzzled: "What ten thousand years? It's not that I like a bastard."
"..."
Facts have proved that this person is single for a reason, not just because of indirect myocardial infarction.
"By the way, who was talking just now." After a moment of silence, Ye Zhuolin finally noticed this headache.
The answer was: "Jing Xing said that he wanted to enlighten you in life and find a husband by the way."
"..." Okay, there is no need to think about such unscrupulous remarks.
After this, Ye Zhuolin didn't dare to speak anymore, he was afraid that he would tell another lie that he thought, but if he didn't respond, it would be impossible to live.
You have to detect a lie, and you have to make sure it's a lie... What kind of logic is there.
Ye Zhuolin thought secretly: Jing Xing... Didn't you hear it just now?He is so quiet, probably not.
So just after thinking about it, someone patted him on the shoulder the next moment, Ye Zhuolin almost jumped up in shock, when he looked back, it was indeed Jing Xing, his hairs stood on end, it was more terrifying than seeing thousands of troops and horses.
There was still a smile on Jing Xing's face that he couldn't tell whether it was kind or horrifying: "What are you doing squatting? Getting in the rain is not good for your health." As he spoke, he took the initiative to grab Ye Zhuolin's hand through his sleeve , dragged Ye Zhuolin to the tree, took off his coat, and threw it to Ye Zhuolin.
"Put it on, don't catch a cold."
"..."
"obedient."
"..."
What Ye Zhuolin thought in his mind was "I'm not going to die or get hurt, but I'm afraid of catching a cold?" However, Jing Xing's words seemed to fascinate him. Jing Xing's jacket.
Jing Xing's coat looked like it was custom-made by someone. At least the delicate material is definitely not something that can be produced by the system. The sleeves are much longer than clothes of the same size, and the cuffs cover Ye Zhuolin's hands, and there is a couple of more Inch, nearly knee-high, looks like a hanged ghost.
But it's strange that Jing Xing can wear this kind of clothes with weird taste to give off a fairy-like feeling.
But thinking about the reason why Jing Xing wears this kind of clothes, Ye Zhuolin can no longer laugh.
Jing Xing, the person he likes...is this the only way to touch him for the rest of his life?
Ye Zhuolin was stunned by himself, with a bitter face, he wanted to slap himself—I still haven’t figured out whether I like it or not, so many things have come first, are you afraid that he will be bored and bored to death? ?
Ye Zhuolin was always surprisingly calm at critical moments. He clenched his sleeves tightly and looked at Jing Xing. After hesitating for a moment, he finally started another round of lie detection, and it might be the last round.
"From now on, Jing Xing... will touch living things."
The most critical and most precious opportunity for lie detection, he did not test his past, but left it for Jing Xing's future.
After Ye Zhuolin finished speaking, he broke away from Jing Xing's hand, and immediately took a few steps back, fearing that the lightning might hurt Jing Xing.Jing Xing didn't catch up either, his usual modest face rarely showed astonishment, he didn't know why Ye Zhuolin asked this, or he himself was expecting the truth of this sentence.
After an unknown amount of time, the thunder never struck, Jing Xing's dazed expression finally cracked a little bit.
Ye Zhuolin also froze.
When Jing Xing really wanted to control his emotions, his facial expressions could be impeccable, but at this moment, under that seemingly calm face was hidden an unbearable joy.
What does this sentence indicate?
Ye Zhuolin can only be considered to have a rough understanding, anyway, Jing Xing can meet him as long as he can.Only Jing Xing knew for sure that this sentence showed that he would become a living person again in the future.
A living person with breathing and warmth.
The author has something to say: ps: You can't hide under a tree during thunder!Thunder can't hide under a tree!Thunder can't hide under a tree!
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