I was reborn after choking on water [Quick Transmigration]

Ye Zhuolin finally became impatient and began to ask the system for help.

In the past three days, Ye Zhuolin had cryptic "seduction" countless times, and the system either remained silent, or said "what are you doing again", anyway, never once did it indicate that the task was completed.

Is it that difficult to seduce people?Fighting is not so confusing, General Ye fell into deep thought.

"To what extent is this seduction going?" Ye Zhuolin asked helplessly after another failure.

The system's answer is as usual: "I don't know."

If it's not a matter of degree, it may be that the method is wrong, but is it necessary to pay attention to the method to seduce people?Think step by step?This kind of seduction is also insincere.

The corners of Ye Zhuolin's eyes twitched, as if thinking of something, he immediately shook his head, halfway through the shaking but stopped, then hesitated for a while, took a breath, and let it out again, the next moment, his eyes suddenly became firm, as if he had made up his mind What is the determination: "Is there an upgraded version of the additional task, can you know how to succeed?"

"No."

"..."

Seeing that the three days had come, Ye Zhuolin was almost desperate, and he hooked his chin at Meng Liang without sincerity as if he was struggling for death, but Meng Liang still didn't respond, and the systems also stopped each other.

Meng Liang has almost gotten used to being "seduced" by Ye Zhuolin these few days. He was startled at first, wondering if this brother had broken his sleeve, but as time went by, Meng Liang saw that Ye Zhuolin's expression was painful except occasionally. Getting angry, I didn't do anything else, and I naturally thought that this brother just had a cramped jaw and sand in his eyes.

This saves Ye Zhuolin from pondering how to escape, but the task has not been completed yet, so there is a fart in being able to escape.

Jing Xing came back to pick him up, only to find that he was so perverted... Bah, he couldn't do simple tasks well, so would Jing Xing despise him?Think he is stupid?

Ye Zhuolin became more and more depressed as he thought about it, and even his eyes dimmed a little. He sighed in his heart, and the system rarely cared, but it was a little bit off: "What's wrong? You didn't finish the task, are you unhappy?"

Before Ye Zhuolin was startled, the system said in a gentleman's voice: "It's okay, you go and kiss Meng Liang, and the task is guaranteed to be completed."

"..."

Ye Zhuolin tilted his sword, and almost let go of the hilt, and said angrily, "You go kiss that pimple-faced one! Damn it!"

He couldn't hold back and yelled directly, only yelling at Meng Liang inexplicably: "Uh? What are you kissing?"

"..."

Ye Zhuolin's feet were almost cramped, and before he could cover it up, the system said again: "Hey? You don't want to kiss the ugly one, which means you only want to kiss the pretty one. Then you are greedy for beauty. Unexpectedly, General Fengzhi still tries to get drunk like this. A mediocre man lying on a beauty's lap."

"..." Ye Zhuolin exploded directly.

General Feng Zhi was said to be "mediocre", Ye Zhuolin never imagined that he had been single for so long, had never even touched a girl's hand, and would be labeled as a "drunk lying on the knees of a beauty" in his lifetime. Moreover, the system's words were full of pertinence, and the word "good-looking" was deliberately clenched, and it almost pointed at the bridge of his nose and laughed at him: "You just want to spend the rest of your life in Jing Xing's arms."

Although he thought so, he still frowned: "I am greedy for the beauty of hammers, and I have a limit for spreading rumors. Be careful of lightning strikes."

"If you really think so, then hack you?"

"I……"

Before Ye Zhuolin could say what was going on, it suddenly started raining outside, let alone the splashing, and it also thundered.

"Boom."

Then a bolt of lightning struck down, it was spectacular.

Ye Zhuolin: "..."

After the system paused, it gloated: "Look, retribution."

"..." Ye Zhuolin already had ghosts in his heart, so he was bluffed by a thunder for the first time in his life, and coughed guiltily, "This... I don't, do you think I am this kind of person?"

"Most of the flower pickers are pretty handsome."

"..." Ye Zhuolin was stunned, how could this have something to do with the flower pickers again?

Meng Liang also noticed the movement here, put away his sword and looked out of the window, wondering: "Why is it raining? It was sunny just now, and the weather is getting more and more unpredictable."

People like Ye Zhuolin were stupefied for a moment, but Meng Liang realized something was wrong with this reminder: "Oh no, the sky was clear just now, how could there be lightning and thunder in an instant? How could it be so fast?"

If the system is also a human, it is estimated that it can blow two whistles in a happy mood now.

"..." Ye Zhuolin finally came back to his senses, "I'm stupid, did you do this?"

The system is still talking nonsense leisurely: "Huh? What does it matter to me? I'm just a humble system, and I can't do things like order the wind and the rain."

Ye Zhuolin sneered twice, I believe you a ghost.

But after such a fuss, my heart felt a little more relaxed.

When the sun turned fine again, Ye Zhuolin also looked at Meng Liang's face again.

It's really hard to seduce, it's too difficult, it's better to fight.

Ye Zhuolin was about to die: "Is there really no way?"

"No, unless you..."

There was another thunder, and the system stopped suddenly, and then remained silent, as if the connection was suddenly cut off.

This break, Ye Zhuolin should have a slight perception, but the connection break is only for a moment, and he will not pay attention to it deliberately, so he can't notice anything, just raised his head: "Unless what?"

no answer.

"..." Ye Zhuolin was already upset, but when he saw that the system suddenly ignored him, he was immediately frustrated and panicked, "Wori, I hate half-spoken words like yours, why didn't you say that Lei just now?" Kill yourself?"

no sound.

Ye Zhuolin continued: "Hurry up! I'll strangle you to death if I don't say it all at once!"

But the system still didn't answer.

It's all like this, if the system is still there, how can it not come back?Ye Zhuolin was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly got up and shouted: "I'm stupid! Where are you?"

Ye Zhuolin didn't even have time to think that the first time the system evaporated in situ, he was not lucky, but inexplicably terrified.

Going deeper, damn it, the mission is about to collapse, and now the system is gone, of course I'm terrified!

The roar was so loud that Meng Liang ran over immediately: "What's wrong?"

Immediately, Meng Liang misunderstood Ye Zhuolin's meaning, and Meng Liang thought that the ancestor was hit by the rain and was unhappy, so he closed the window in fear, thought for a while, and found a topic: "In other words, today is the day when the leader will come. "

... Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted.

Ye Zhuolin was furious for a while, and at the same time calmed down about the disappearance of the system, hey, the system is not human anyway, so what could go wrong?At most it will collapse for a while, maybe it will be fine after a while.

Sure enough, after a while, the system's voice sounded again.

It just sounds weak.

"Just contacted... cut off."

Ye Zhuolin didn't take it seriously, and didn't even ask why. The system has been rubbish for a day or two. Breaking off contact is a routine operation, and it's nothing serious anyway.

"Jing Xing is coming soon." The system said abruptly.

Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, grass!

"Hey, what's the use of you telling me, I really can't do anything about this task, I can't..." Ye Zhuolin struggled for a while, "I can't really kiss you?"

"..." The system fell silent, and Ye Zhuolin almost thought that he had lost contact again, and immediately became nervous.

In the end, he said, "No, just wait for him to come over."

"...It's time." Ye Zhuolin was dumbfounded, "Wait for him to come? Are you kidding, do you really want to see me make a fool of yourself?"

The system doesn't understand: "What is making a fool of yourself? Why are you making a fool of yourself?"

Ye Zhuolin covered his face and said: "Three days, such a simple task can't be completed, what is this? Ah, I guess Jing Xing will look down on me."

"How come." The system laughed, "You're fine, I...why does he look down on you?"

"I'm not good, how can you tell that I'm good?" Ye Zhuolin sighed, with a rare melancholy expression, "To tell you the truth, don't look at my fearless appearance on weekdays, in fact, after so long, life and death are a matter of life and death. I have experienced it all, I know what kind of food I am, I agree with you when you say that I have a bad temper, other than that, I am reckless, I am still stupid, you can't see it?"

"Mang... Indeed, you can't do things with your brain, such as kicking your own coffin and snatching your own corpse."

"..." For some reason, although what he said was true, Ye Zhuolin just wanted to beat the system up.

But the next sentence of the system made Ye Zhuolin reluctant: "Stupid? Well... I don't think, if General Fengzhi is stupid, who else is smart?"

Ye Zhuolin was stunned, the system is worthy of being a system, no matter whether it is swearing or boasting, it can easily arouse his emotions: "I have been scolded to death before, you may not know how arrogant I was before I was 20 years old, arrogant It went too far, so arrogant that it killed more than 2 people."

The system paused, and said, "General, how can someone who marches and fights not die under his command?"

"But those were people who didn't have to die, because I was inexperienced at the time, so I just played annihilation. Do you think I am strong? I thought at that time, no wonder I was abandoned by my parents. Let them predict the future and know that I will be a bastard in the future... Eh? What are you doing with my black history, damn it."

The shadow of childhood is irreparable. The thing that was lost by parents when I was a child still has a deep impact on Ye Zhuolin after all. No matter how bold Ye Zhuolin is drinking now, how free and easy he is chatting, he will kill the world. In all directions, but there is a piece of land in his heart, where he lived when he was a child.

He used to think, what did he do to be abandoned by his own parents?

In the unforgettable battle at the age of 20, the young and frivolous Ye Zhuolin attacked rashly in a fit of anger, but an accident happened. The [-] elites he brought almost died completely, and all the important deployments collapsed. A wave of great advantages, during that time, no one in the country did not scold him.

So Zhao Feng was more tactful: "How about recently... you should go back to the palace to avoid it."

General Fengzhi was an orphan and was picked up by the emperor. Zhao Feng and Ye Zhuolin did not hide this matter, so everyone knew about it, so some people who were not afraid of death began to chatter: "No wonder he was abandoned by his parents. Disastrous to the country and the people."

"That is, don't fight if you don't know how to fight. On weekdays, you will show off your power by relying on your relationship, and stop cooking at critical moments. It's better to stay in the palace and count the stars."

Although Zhao Feng ordered in time to strictly prohibit discussing this matter, what has been said cannot prevent people from thinking about it.

From then on, Ye Zhuolin seemed to understand one thing: it was probably not without reason that his parents abandoned him.

But more than ten years have passed, why do you always think about black history?Ye Zhuolin laughed twice, as if he didn't care at all, and brought the topic back to the task: "You said blowing kisses is okay?"

"No."

Ye Zhuolin was startled: "What?"

"You're not a bastard." The system has never spoken in such a serious tone, "You are General Feng Zhi, and your iron cavalry conquers the world. As long as you don't think so, who dares to say you are a bastard?"

The author has something to say: Isn’t the rhythm too slow? Hahaha, the early draft of this article really doesn’t feel like it.