I was reborn after choking on water [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 27 Men Know My Differences
The system has completely become dumb, and all the energy to fight with Ye Zhuolin is gone, even worse than when Ye Zhuolin saw Jing Xing in the past.
"I have long suspected that you two knew each other a long time ago, hey." Ye Zhuolin reasoned properly, and it was inevitable that he was a little embarrassed, "What do you say that you worship him, he is your idol, tsk...but how did you two know each other? ?”
The system knew that it couldn't hide it, so it simply gave up struggling and said frankly: "One is a unique living soul, and the other is a unique system, what do you think?"
"Oh..." Ye Zhuolin smiled, "It's too late for a hero to meet, so when did he know me?"
Seeing through is seeing through, Ye Zhuolin still has a kind of anticipation that cannot be concealed in these words.
Even though Jing Xing contacted him according to the command of the beast of the system, he was still the same person, but the coincidence of meeting was different, it became a bit premeditated, and it didn't affect the overall situation.
Oh, not people, but ghosts don't bother.
But the system's words really shocked him: "A long time ago, about... ten years?"
"..." Ye Zhuolin thought that Jing Xing just got to know him a few days in advance, but he didn't expect to use years as the unit when he opened his mouth. He was stunned for a while, "Uh, so long? How old was I then?"
The next moment, all that popped up in his mind were the scenes of arrogance and brain damage in the second period when he was fourteen or five years old and followed behind people's buttocks. He thought he was invincible all over the world, or planned to bring 100 People go to take over the opponent's lair and stand on their own invincible position. No matter how mentally retarded, the more I think about it, the more ashamed I become.
Mom, if this statement is true, it won't leave a bad impression on Jing Xing, right?Will Jing Xing despise him?My mother used to be so stupid, and now she regrets it so much.
Ye Zhuolin almost forgot that he was being dragged away lying in Jing Xing's arms.
But he remembered right away, because Jing Xing pulled him, and actually... flew out directly!
Of course he can't fly very high, nor can he fly for a long time, it's just a lot faster than normal running, he just feels that his body is being carried lightly, the air current hits his face, and the wind whistles in his ears.
They didn't know when they came to the bamboo grove, Jing Xing tapped his toes, and he was able to rush forward a lot, and the surrounding bamboo leaves were blown to the ground by the wind, making it an indecent scene for the two of them to run with one dragging the other. , but also particularly poetic.
This is... light work?
My mother is so strong.
Ye Zhuolin was just looking at it curiously at first, and then he was taken to shuttle through the forest for a while, somehow, he felt that his body was getting lighter and lighter, and later, he even experienced the feeling of lightness kung fu up.
Finally, when Ye Zhuolin kicked his feet, he felt a strong force, he suddenly broke free from Jing Xing's arms, and walked forward at least ten feet.
What the hell?His consciousness is so high?Know it at a glance, and fly as soon as you learn it?
"That's why Meng Liang wanted to buy you." Jing Xing said suddenly.
Just guessed Jing Xing's purpose of getting acquainted with him, but this did not affect Ye Zhuolin's stuttering in front of Jing Xing: "Reason? He...he didn't want to..."
"No, he is a martial idiot, he has no interest in love affairs, let alone masculinity."
Ye Zhuolin asked a slapping question: "Then why did he appear in the brothel?"
Jing Xing said indifferently: "You turned out to be born, he has felt your strength."
"..."
What a mentally retarded rhetoric, but it seems that there is nothing wrong with him, he was born out of nowhere.
I don't know if the system had greeted Jing Xing and they were exposed. Jing Xing stopped talking nonsense and said honestly: "Your roots and martial arts were copied by the one attached to you. The system has the ability to copy. He Being able to change things is essentially the result of copying other objects.”
"..." Really strong.
"Your current root is obtained by systematically copying the best root in the world. Martial arts are also the strongest. You just don't know how to control it yet, so no one can beat you."
"So, you're in control?"
Jing Xing smiled and said nothing, it was his default.
"You are already the leader of the alliance, and that Meng Liang looks very afraid of you." Ye Zhuolin lowered his eyes and did not look directly at Jing Xing, "So, you came much earlier than me, right?"
Jing Xing also knew that he couldn't hide it from him, so he admitted, "En."
Ye Zhuolin was a little tangled up, lightly clasped his hands, raised his head suddenly, stared straight into Jing Xing's eyes, suppressed his inner cowardice, and boldly said: "Actually, you are not possessed now, but... ...A real soul, right?"
"Well, I don't have a body. All you see are my phantoms. I can only touch things without aura. I can't touch things with aura, such as people, animals, and plants."
Jing Xing looked a little gloomy.
Ye Zhuolin was still wondering how Jing Xing's law of touching things was the same as the system's law of changing things, but when he saw Jing Xing's dejected eyes, Ye Zhuolin's soul flew away, and he always felt that he should be damned The bastard said something wrong, which made Jing Xing unhappy.
That's right, dead people have souls... and the system also said that souls like Jing Xing that can jump around exist because of undispelled obsessions.
It is conceivable how uncomfortable it is to be paranoid to the point of death.
But letting him coax people is harder than letting him kill people, Ye Zhuolin held back for a long time and only choked out one sentence: "I... I'm just talking casually, don't take it to heart."
Seeing that Jing Xing still didn't speak, Ye Zhuolin panicked, and hurriedly changed the subject: "By the way, the system said that you knew me more than ten years ago, how did you know?"
Jing Xing finally showed a little smile: "I was also from Nan Zhao when I was alive, so I naturally recognize you."
Ye Zhuolin actually wanted to ask Jing Xing why he became like this because of his obsession, but no matter how hard he was with the hammer, he would never gossip to the point of piercing people's hearts, so he consciously closed his mouth and let Jing Xing pull him. walk on my own.
It didn't take long to arrive at the mansion.
Naturally, the mansion of the leader of the martial arts is not so shabby. The two jade lions in front of the mansion are, uh, a bit ugly...the gate is resplendent and magnificent, and the inscription on the plaque is...a bit ugly.
And those four words are not some chic, mighty, literary and elegant words, but simple to the extreme, "good health".
"..."
What the hell, Jing Xing didn't write this shit himself, did he?
Ye Zhuolin was obsessed with his own aesthetics, squinting to observe Jing Xing's expression, so Jing Xing's handsome and flawless side face was shown in front of his eyes, Ye Zhuolin was stunned after seeing it, remembering the last time he was brainwashing on the edge of a cliff He quickly turned his face away, and muttered to himself: "Well...you are versatile, not bad."
I don't know if Jing Xingming said hello to go out to hunt people today, the servants and guards were not very surprised when they saw Ye Zhuolin, they tidied up a bedroom and said that this would be his residence in the future.
The bedroom was big enough, and its layout was surprisingly similar to his bedroom in the General's Mansion.
Ye Zhuolin never thought that being a servant who warms the bed would have such good treatment, until Jing Xing said to him: "From today onwards, you will be my servant, do your job well and leave early."
"..."
For a long time, he is a related household.
But serving Jing Xing is quite different from serving other people, at least Ye Zhuolin will not feel ashamed, on the contrary, he quite enjoys it.
It should be a fresh idea, after all, no one has ever served a ghost, he is the No. 1 pioneer.
But Jing Xing, a ghost, was similar to him, he didn't need to eat or drink, and he didn't have any other problems, so he just washed his clothes, so he was very easy to take care of.
After two days in peace, Ye Zhuolin couldn't help asking the system: "How long does it take for the task to be counted?"
The system, who has done more than succeed but failed, has spoken very little in the past two days, and has a very low sense of presence. If he doesn't speak, he will become a blockbuster.
"Oh sorry, I have a task, I forgot to tell you."
"...Can you forget all this?"
Ye Zhuolin seemed to want to hit someone very much, but since Jing Xing was drinking tea nearby, he couldn't say anything.
Jing Xing was an insider, and Ye Zhuolin didn't want to shy away from him out of an unknown psychology, so he spoke directly when talking to the system, and it was only then that Jing Xing put down his teacup and said: "Oh, I forgot too."
"..."
Ye Zhuolin was about to die of grievance, feeling a little humble.
I don't know if the soul can taste the tea, but Jing Xing drank it with great relish, and then said in the same voice as the system, almost at the same time as the system: "The first task is to serve the food."
"... What flavor can you taste?" Ye Zhuolin blurted out.
Jing Xing said inexplicably: "Cooked dishes are naturally ineffective, why can't I taste them?"
... makes sense.
Ye Zhuolin was speechless, and obediently strolled to the kitchen to cook.
Then General Fengzhi looked at the pots and pans in front of him and fell silent.
What is this spoon?What is this basin with a small hole?What's all this for?
The butler delivered the dishes early on, and usually there are two maids who are responsible for cooking. When the two maids saw someone coming from the kitchen, they were stunned for a moment, and then realized that this was the "new love" brought by their master. , are excited.
This small face with thin skin and tender flesh, this waist and slender legs and long buttocks are different from the petite and exquisite of ordinary male pets, this one is simply outstanding... No wonder the master likes it.
Ye Zhuolin had been wearing Jing Xing's clothes for the past two days, they were long-sleeved gowns, and he felt uncomfortable in them. Jing Xing forced him to wear them, euphemistically called "to prevent him from fighting".
If it wasn't really uncomfortable, he would actually be quite happy to wear such expensive clothes.
The two maids retreated quietly, leaving only Ye Zhuolin and a bunch of kitchen utensils staring at each other, at a loss.
The system couldn't stand it anymore: "Don't you often march and fight? Can't cook?"
"Give me a twig and a pot, and I can make it." Ye Zhuolin said with a stomach ache, "But give me so many fancy things, and I can't even use them. How can there be so many strange things in the barracks?" ?”
"Try it, see that stove? Put some firewood under it, light it up, and add it slowly."
Ye Zhuolin obediently obeyed, he still recognized the stove, this man was very skillful, the operation was extremely smooth, and then he chose the rice he was most familiar with, first scouring it, and then putting it in the big pot , add some water, and let it boil slowly.
Then, I don't know what to do.
Ye Zhuolin sat by the stove and added firewood numbly, the system read the recipe in his mind, and as he read it, Ye Zhuolin felt that it would be better to cook a roast chicken and a baked potato, and it would be over.
By the way, a gentleman like Jing Xing must have never eaten this kind of wild game, maybe he will like it!
Ye Zhuolin seemed to discover a new world. Excited, he added all the firewood in, leaving the system howling: "My general, what are you doing! You want to blow up the kitchen?"
By the time Ye Zhuolin realized it was already too late, billowing thick smoke poured out uncontrollably. Seeing this, Ye Zhuolin gave up struggling and stood where he was thinking about the funeral.
"Well, I have no money to pay, it's over."
Then, everyone in the mansion heard a loud bang.
"I have long suspected that you two knew each other a long time ago, hey." Ye Zhuolin reasoned properly, and it was inevitable that he was a little embarrassed, "What do you say that you worship him, he is your idol, tsk...but how did you two know each other? ?”
The system knew that it couldn't hide it, so it simply gave up struggling and said frankly: "One is a unique living soul, and the other is a unique system, what do you think?"
"Oh..." Ye Zhuolin smiled, "It's too late for a hero to meet, so when did he know me?"
Seeing through is seeing through, Ye Zhuolin still has a kind of anticipation that cannot be concealed in these words.
Even though Jing Xing contacted him according to the command of the beast of the system, he was still the same person, but the coincidence of meeting was different, it became a bit premeditated, and it didn't affect the overall situation.
Oh, not people, but ghosts don't bother.
But the system's words really shocked him: "A long time ago, about... ten years?"
"..." Ye Zhuolin thought that Jing Xing just got to know him a few days in advance, but he didn't expect to use years as the unit when he opened his mouth. He was stunned for a while, "Uh, so long? How old was I then?"
The next moment, all that popped up in his mind were the scenes of arrogance and brain damage in the second period when he was fourteen or five years old and followed behind people's buttocks. He thought he was invincible all over the world, or planned to bring 100 People go to take over the opponent's lair and stand on their own invincible position. No matter how mentally retarded, the more I think about it, the more ashamed I become.
Mom, if this statement is true, it won't leave a bad impression on Jing Xing, right?Will Jing Xing despise him?My mother used to be so stupid, and now she regrets it so much.
Ye Zhuolin almost forgot that he was being dragged away lying in Jing Xing's arms.
But he remembered right away, because Jing Xing pulled him, and actually... flew out directly!
Of course he can't fly very high, nor can he fly for a long time, it's just a lot faster than normal running, he just feels that his body is being carried lightly, the air current hits his face, and the wind whistles in his ears.
They didn't know when they came to the bamboo grove, Jing Xing tapped his toes, and he was able to rush forward a lot, and the surrounding bamboo leaves were blown to the ground by the wind, making it an indecent scene for the two of them to run with one dragging the other. , but also particularly poetic.
This is... light work?
My mother is so strong.
Ye Zhuolin was just looking at it curiously at first, and then he was taken to shuttle through the forest for a while, somehow, he felt that his body was getting lighter and lighter, and later, he even experienced the feeling of lightness kung fu up.
Finally, when Ye Zhuolin kicked his feet, he felt a strong force, he suddenly broke free from Jing Xing's arms, and walked forward at least ten feet.
What the hell?His consciousness is so high?Know it at a glance, and fly as soon as you learn it?
"That's why Meng Liang wanted to buy you." Jing Xing said suddenly.
Just guessed Jing Xing's purpose of getting acquainted with him, but this did not affect Ye Zhuolin's stuttering in front of Jing Xing: "Reason? He...he didn't want to..."
"No, he is a martial idiot, he has no interest in love affairs, let alone masculinity."
Ye Zhuolin asked a slapping question: "Then why did he appear in the brothel?"
Jing Xing said indifferently: "You turned out to be born, he has felt your strength."
"..."
What a mentally retarded rhetoric, but it seems that there is nothing wrong with him, he was born out of nowhere.
I don't know if the system had greeted Jing Xing and they were exposed. Jing Xing stopped talking nonsense and said honestly: "Your roots and martial arts were copied by the one attached to you. The system has the ability to copy. He Being able to change things is essentially the result of copying other objects.”
"..." Really strong.
"Your current root is obtained by systematically copying the best root in the world. Martial arts are also the strongest. You just don't know how to control it yet, so no one can beat you."
"So, you're in control?"
Jing Xing smiled and said nothing, it was his default.
"You are already the leader of the alliance, and that Meng Liang looks very afraid of you." Ye Zhuolin lowered his eyes and did not look directly at Jing Xing, "So, you came much earlier than me, right?"
Jing Xing also knew that he couldn't hide it from him, so he admitted, "En."
Ye Zhuolin was a little tangled up, lightly clasped his hands, raised his head suddenly, stared straight into Jing Xing's eyes, suppressed his inner cowardice, and boldly said: "Actually, you are not possessed now, but... ...A real soul, right?"
"Well, I don't have a body. All you see are my phantoms. I can only touch things without aura. I can't touch things with aura, such as people, animals, and plants."
Jing Xing looked a little gloomy.
Ye Zhuolin was still wondering how Jing Xing's law of touching things was the same as the system's law of changing things, but when he saw Jing Xing's dejected eyes, Ye Zhuolin's soul flew away, and he always felt that he should be damned The bastard said something wrong, which made Jing Xing unhappy.
That's right, dead people have souls... and the system also said that souls like Jing Xing that can jump around exist because of undispelled obsessions.
It is conceivable how uncomfortable it is to be paranoid to the point of death.
But letting him coax people is harder than letting him kill people, Ye Zhuolin held back for a long time and only choked out one sentence: "I... I'm just talking casually, don't take it to heart."
Seeing that Jing Xing still didn't speak, Ye Zhuolin panicked, and hurriedly changed the subject: "By the way, the system said that you knew me more than ten years ago, how did you know?"
Jing Xing finally showed a little smile: "I was also from Nan Zhao when I was alive, so I naturally recognize you."
Ye Zhuolin actually wanted to ask Jing Xing why he became like this because of his obsession, but no matter how hard he was with the hammer, he would never gossip to the point of piercing people's hearts, so he consciously closed his mouth and let Jing Xing pull him. walk on my own.
It didn't take long to arrive at the mansion.
Naturally, the mansion of the leader of the martial arts is not so shabby. The two jade lions in front of the mansion are, uh, a bit ugly...the gate is resplendent and magnificent, and the inscription on the plaque is...a bit ugly.
And those four words are not some chic, mighty, literary and elegant words, but simple to the extreme, "good health".
"..."
What the hell, Jing Xing didn't write this shit himself, did he?
Ye Zhuolin was obsessed with his own aesthetics, squinting to observe Jing Xing's expression, so Jing Xing's handsome and flawless side face was shown in front of his eyes, Ye Zhuolin was stunned after seeing it, remembering the last time he was brainwashing on the edge of a cliff He quickly turned his face away, and muttered to himself: "Well...you are versatile, not bad."
I don't know if Jing Xingming said hello to go out to hunt people today, the servants and guards were not very surprised when they saw Ye Zhuolin, they tidied up a bedroom and said that this would be his residence in the future.
The bedroom was big enough, and its layout was surprisingly similar to his bedroom in the General's Mansion.
Ye Zhuolin never thought that being a servant who warms the bed would have such good treatment, until Jing Xing said to him: "From today onwards, you will be my servant, do your job well and leave early."
"..."
For a long time, he is a related household.
But serving Jing Xing is quite different from serving other people, at least Ye Zhuolin will not feel ashamed, on the contrary, he quite enjoys it.
It should be a fresh idea, after all, no one has ever served a ghost, he is the No. 1 pioneer.
But Jing Xing, a ghost, was similar to him, he didn't need to eat or drink, and he didn't have any other problems, so he just washed his clothes, so he was very easy to take care of.
After two days in peace, Ye Zhuolin couldn't help asking the system: "How long does it take for the task to be counted?"
The system, who has done more than succeed but failed, has spoken very little in the past two days, and has a very low sense of presence. If he doesn't speak, he will become a blockbuster.
"Oh sorry, I have a task, I forgot to tell you."
"...Can you forget all this?"
Ye Zhuolin seemed to want to hit someone very much, but since Jing Xing was drinking tea nearby, he couldn't say anything.
Jing Xing was an insider, and Ye Zhuolin didn't want to shy away from him out of an unknown psychology, so he spoke directly when talking to the system, and it was only then that Jing Xing put down his teacup and said: "Oh, I forgot too."
"..."
Ye Zhuolin was about to die of grievance, feeling a little humble.
I don't know if the soul can taste the tea, but Jing Xing drank it with great relish, and then said in the same voice as the system, almost at the same time as the system: "The first task is to serve the food."
"... What flavor can you taste?" Ye Zhuolin blurted out.
Jing Xing said inexplicably: "Cooked dishes are naturally ineffective, why can't I taste them?"
... makes sense.
Ye Zhuolin was speechless, and obediently strolled to the kitchen to cook.
Then General Fengzhi looked at the pots and pans in front of him and fell silent.
What is this spoon?What is this basin with a small hole?What's all this for?
The butler delivered the dishes early on, and usually there are two maids who are responsible for cooking. When the two maids saw someone coming from the kitchen, they were stunned for a moment, and then realized that this was the "new love" brought by their master. , are excited.
This small face with thin skin and tender flesh, this waist and slender legs and long buttocks are different from the petite and exquisite of ordinary male pets, this one is simply outstanding... No wonder the master likes it.
Ye Zhuolin had been wearing Jing Xing's clothes for the past two days, they were long-sleeved gowns, and he felt uncomfortable in them. Jing Xing forced him to wear them, euphemistically called "to prevent him from fighting".
If it wasn't really uncomfortable, he would actually be quite happy to wear such expensive clothes.
The two maids retreated quietly, leaving only Ye Zhuolin and a bunch of kitchen utensils staring at each other, at a loss.
The system couldn't stand it anymore: "Don't you often march and fight? Can't cook?"
"Give me a twig and a pot, and I can make it." Ye Zhuolin said with a stomach ache, "But give me so many fancy things, and I can't even use them. How can there be so many strange things in the barracks?" ?”
"Try it, see that stove? Put some firewood under it, light it up, and add it slowly."
Ye Zhuolin obediently obeyed, he still recognized the stove, this man was very skillful, the operation was extremely smooth, and then he chose the rice he was most familiar with, first scouring it, and then putting it in the big pot , add some water, and let it boil slowly.
Then, I don't know what to do.
Ye Zhuolin sat by the stove and added firewood numbly, the system read the recipe in his mind, and as he read it, Ye Zhuolin felt that it would be better to cook a roast chicken and a baked potato, and it would be over.
By the way, a gentleman like Jing Xing must have never eaten this kind of wild game, maybe he will like it!
Ye Zhuolin seemed to discover a new world. Excited, he added all the firewood in, leaving the system howling: "My general, what are you doing! You want to blow up the kitchen?"
By the time Ye Zhuolin realized it was already too late, billowing thick smoke poured out uncontrollably. Seeing this, Ye Zhuolin gave up struggling and stood where he was thinking about the funeral.
"Well, I have no money to pay, it's over."
Then, everyone in the mansion heard a loud bang.
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