I was reborn after choking on water [Quick Transmigration]

Ye Zhuolin had never escaped so embarrassingly.

Even when he was 20 years old, the most tragic defeat that almost cost him his life, he wouldn't run so flushed, as if someone had discovered his affair.

"Wake up, calm down, and run away."

The system's tone contained a smothered laugh, but Ye Zhuolin, the cheating young man, didn't hear it, but he stopped and looked back to make sure there was no one behind him, so he heaved a sigh of relief.

"Damn it..." Ye Zhuolin sat down on the ground, "It's a shame."

This time it was really a big loss, Ye Zhuolin sat for a second, and then lay down following the principle of finding a seam in the ground, but he still felt uncomfortable all over, so he simply rolled on the ground twice.

No one would believe that this earthworm rolling all over the ground was their invincible General Fengzhi.

The system was amused by him: "As for what? Maybe they have no other intentions, and you are worrying here."

Ye Zhuolin stopped rolling, lying on the ground to feel the embrace of the earth, his whole body was slumped, and he still didn't forget to hold back a sentence: "System, I have a discussion with you, can you change your voice?"

The system seemed to make it clear that something was going to happen: "Why?"

"...Don't ask questions knowingly."

The system continued to pick things up: "Oh, I see, you have deep affection, and you miss Jing Xing day and night, and when you hear his voice, you can't control yourself, and you wish you were thousands of miles away, and you have to fantasize about it in your mind."

"..." Ye Zhuolin buried his head in his arms and refused to talk to the system.

After a few seconds of silence, the system came to coax again as expected: "Okay, just to tease you, but as long as my voice is confirmed, it can't be changed, so just bear with it, okay?"

Is it useful to say bad?Ye Zhuolin snorted lightly.

"Don't be angry, let me tell you a story to coax you?"

"do not."

Ye Zhuolin is now like a frightened bird, afraid that the system has no bottom line to tell some stories that are not suitable for children, so he stood up and patted the ashes on his body, and took out the three condensed plants in the skirt: "I'm going to work, you Take a break and let your old three-inch tongue rest for a while."

He searched for the route for a while, and successfully found the place where the coffin was buried. Ye Zhuolin peeled off a thin layer of sand, pulled out the coffin like cotton, and opened the cover.

Three condensate plants were placed on it, just enough to completely cover the only remaining bare place.

Ye Zhuolin had no desire to admire his own corpse, and was just about to close the lid when the system said, "Wait a minute, let me take a look at your corpse again."

Ye Zhuolin was taken aback for a moment, his expression as if he had eaten shit: "You should be more sober?!"

"Take a look and compare."

"You... forget it."

Ye Zhuolin, who has no human rights, silently turned her back and fell into autism.

It's hard to say how different the person lying in the coffin is from Ye Zhuolin today. It's big, but its appearance hasn't changed much. It's small, but the first impression at first glance is that it's a world of difference.

The corpse looked weather-beaten at first glance, with a hodgepodge of large and small scars on its body, and a thick layer of calluses on its hands, especially on the palm, where there was an obvious scar, as if the flesh on the palm had been cut by a knife blade.And because a lot of bones have been broken, the skeleton doesn't look very comfortable, so it can be said that there is nothing to live with.

If it wasn't for his pretty face, Ye Zhuolin's god-given appearance would have been ruined.

Fortunately, he was reborn, and his whole body was white and tender as if he had been reborn.

Ye Zhuolin didn't know what mood the system was in, he just felt that the system was mentally ill, it took so long to look at a dead body, could it be that he had some habit of observing dead bodies?

"What are you doing? Are you crazy about looking at my dead body?"

The system replied with a smile: "Be careful."

"..."

For some reason, he felt that the tone of this sentence was very similar to Jing Xing.

But this can't stop General Ye from beating the system: "You still have the nerve to call others shameless? Shameless, don't do to others what you don't want, do you understand?"

"Little baby, don't use sentences indiscriminately, Grandpa Confucius will be pissed off by you."

"Ah, I still have the ability to revive the dead? I should have said more when I was fighting like this before, so that I wouldn't die so many subordinates."

However, this lethality is useless to the system. The system is leisurely, and is willing to give advice to Ye Zhuolin: "It's okay, don't be nostalgic, it's too late now, you see that Jing Xing is also dead, why don't you go to him now to kill him?" angry?"

Ye Zhuolin's expression froze.

"Jing... Forget it, forget it, the task is done, and then?"

Ye Zhuolin feels a little dizzy when he hears this name now, but the system still mentions it frequently, intentionally or unintentionally, he thinks the only way is to get out of this damn place as soon as possible, out of sight and out of sight.

"You bury the coffin first. I'll check the method of death. The method of death may be a bit tricky. Don't rush to be irritable."

Ye Zhuolin didn't take it seriously at first, who can commit suicide so beautifully that it attracts bees and butterflies?However, when the coffin was buried and the system finished explaining the method of death, General Feng Zhi, who was a man who never flicked his tears, was about to cry.

"In order for the tasks in this world to continue, you have to dispel Zhao Feng's only doubts about you. Therefore, once you get drunk to relieve your worries, you have to get him drunk, and then pretend that you are too weak to drink. Fall to your death and complete the mission."

"..."

Getting drunk and falling to death is not much more noble than choking to death by drinking water.

But Ye Zhuolin accurately captured the previous key words: "Let the task have room to continue? What the hell... I can't finish other tasks and I have to come back?"

It's the day, and you have to respond from beginning to end to do a task?

"Yes, otherwise, who will take care of He Xiao and Zhao Li's tail? Unfinished? This is your own world, and you will definitely come back when the time comes, or you plan to stay in another strange world Die alone?"

"..." is a bit reasonable, but when it comes to dying alone, Ye Zhuolin, a young man with a spring heart, has something on his mind.

What does he think about Jing Xing... what the hell is it?

Ye Zhuolin knew exactly what kind of dog he was. He was not someone who still held a pipa and half-hidden his face. He could admit that he was hot-tempered, hated people, ignorant, and poorly dressed, but he never felt that he would be caught by that What kind of color is fuzzy.

It's normal to have a crush on a pretty girl, and it's normal to have a crush on a handsome man...but it's not normal to involuntarily make up certain images of someone you've only known for a few days, whether it's a man or a woman.

Or a wretched perverted bastard.

Ye Zhuolin has lived for 30 years due to some ghost function in his body, and he has never even touched a girl's hand. The whole person is innocent and only has to say a few words about my Buddha's mercy. He is like a flower in a dirty military camp. Bright mimosa.

Is his skill really immune to ghosts?So when the grievance broke out for many years, it all went to Jing Xing?

Ye Zhuolin thought a few times about his sins, and felt that if this was the case, then he would be even more perverted than the system.

Therefore, in order to keep his innocence, Ye Zhuolin chose to complete the mission as soon as possible and run away, anyway, avoid as much as possible, at least don't run into each other during these days.

Because what he did recently was too earth-shattering, Ye Zhuolin didn't dare to swagger into the palace anymore, so he made full use of the advantage of the system's ability to change things, made some big noises to distract the guards, and used another way... swagger into the palace.

The movement was naturally not small. Anyway, people have been talking about it for a while now. It is said that a meteor-like thing dropped in front of the palace. Then a group of people walked over and saw that it was a big sack. When it was opened, I found that they were all similar to books with stitched tops, and there were a few large characters on them.

Five years of imperial examinations, three years of simulation.

But Ye Zhuolin didn't care what kind of shocking treasure fell, he just slipped to the side of Zhao Feng's bedroom, used the same method to lure away the guards, and then slipped in.

He didn't hear the guard's muttering behind him.

"Heaven... 38 sets of Tianli?"

"Imperial exams must be done? What the hell?"

When Ye Zhuolin came, he was aggressive, but when he actually opened the door, he tiptoed.

He was afraid that Jing Xing would squat him inside.

Fortunately, only Zhao Feng's slightly shocked face came into view: "Zhuolin? You..."

how did you get in

Ye Zhuolin didn't talk nonsense, there was no one else, and he didn't bother to salute, so he sat down carelessly: "Your Majesty, I'm here to ask you to drink."

He started wandering at the age of six. At the age of 13, he stood out among a large group of bastards. Then he was picked up by Zhao Feng, who came out to observe the people's sentiments and wandered around, and became a guard. They met in the high-spirited second year of middle school, and they hang out together, which can almost be regarded as a good buddy relationship, so Ye Zhuolin is not afraid of Zhao Feng, and Zhao Feng does not put on airs for Ye Zhuolin.

So much so that there is such a bastard who has a backstage in the palace and is also awesome, so he is not afraid of anyone.

The bastard grew up in the rivers and lakes, and his nature is inevitably a bit wild, so he has a hot temper, speaks straight, and is young and ignorant. He thinks that everything in the world can be solved with fists, and relying on his familiarity with the emperor, he can do whatever he wants. Since Ye Zhuo When Lin became a general at the age of 17, the imperial court added a shit-stirring stick. It was not until the shit-stirring stick passed the difficulty of 20 years old that it restrained itself.

But in front of acquaintances, there is no less place to be a jerk.

Zhao Feng was stunned for a while, as if he couldn't believe that the guards in the palace were so bad: "I wanted to open the door for you, but I didn't expect you to come in by yourself."

This time it was Ye Zhuolin's turn to be stunned: "...Ah? Open the door?"

"Well, Jing Xing told me in the morning that you would come to drink with me in the afternoon, do you want to call him..."

"Need not!"

Ye Zhuolin didn't even bother to think about why it was such a coincidence, he was only left with panic about Jing Xing's possible panic: "He...Jing...the National Teacher doesn't drink well, so I don't want to call him anymore."

"How do you know he can't drink well? Have you ever had contact with him?"

The word "contact" doesn't mean what the speaker says, but the listener means it. Anyway, Ye Zhuolin felt that his hairs stood on end like a hedgehog, so he had to pretend to be unintentional and said: "Yeah, I have a private relationship with him...it's okay."

"Oh, that's not bad, but I heard from the national teacher that you are now...a soul?"

Zhao Feng, whose world view has been completely refreshed, looks confused.

"Yes, if Your Majesty doesn't believe me, just stab me with a sword and you'll know."

Ye Zhuolin unfastened a small dagger that was buckled around his waist. He was used to carrying such a small gadget with him when he was alive, it was convenient, practical and stylish.

It's just that this short sword was temporarily conjured by the system, and the scabbard was rusty copper in color, so ugly, the blade was not bright, and it was like a defective product.

Zhao Feng naturally didn't dare to stab him, but he believed it, but he took out a jar full of wine from somewhere, looked at him, and said worriedly: "Can souls drink?"

"Yes, it's the same as before."

Zhao Feng stopped asking. Ye Zhuolin is a big deal, and those who have drank with him only know that if you do it one-on-one, no one can beat the general.

Ye Zhuolin was not too polite, but drank more restrainedly, after all, the incident of choking to death by drinking water left a deep shadow on him.

The only time in his life that he was drunk and unconscious was when he was 20 years old in front of a cemetery. He seemed to be drunk for seven days and seven nights in a row, and finally he was dragged back by Zhao Feng forcefully. After that, he couldn't remember the details. Cleared up.

After he came back, he had a high fever that almost killed him, and his memory of this incident became blurred, and he was not allowed to recall it.

Ye Zhuolin didn't want to think about it anymore, and he didn't know how long he had been drinking, until he got Zhao Fengguan down, he thought about how to fall decently.

As an emperor, Zhao Feng had a lot of banquets on weekdays. Naturally, he could drink a lot. Ye Zhuolin's footsteps were a little weak at this time after drinking such a wave, but his consciousness was very clear.This is what he has practiced in the military camp for many years. Even if he can't stand up after drinking so much, his consciousness is very clear, so as not to be fooled by others.

However, the system has already seen through everything: "I see you like this, you don't need to be deliberate, you can fall naturally, right?"

"...not that good."

"Don't hold back. Others think you drink well, but you haven't counted it yourself? You usually get drunk at banquets and act nonchalantly. Can you actually walk? Clear thinking seems to be normal. Ass?"

Ye Zhuolin was made unsteady by the crow's mouth of the system and lay on the wall, his face was almost flattened, but he still didn't forget to be irritable: "Damn it, you called someone to spy on me?"

"Don't forget that I have inherited your memory, dear."

After all, Jiu Jin was there, and Ye Zhuolin was furious, and it was easier than usual to reveal his nature: "You dog system, I hate you..."

However, before this sentence was finished, Ye Zhuolin's footsteps became unsteady, and he fell straight down. Coincidentally, his forehead hit the corner of the table heavily. Because there was no pain, Ye Zhuolin felt at a loss for a while, and the next moment Then his eyes went dark, and he lost consciousness.

The system was taken aback by his death, and it took a long time before it laughed out loud.

"You date me? It's a beautiful idea."

General Ye successfully completed the first mission, and he also used falling to his death as a perfect summary. It was not procrastinating at all, and it was a perfect start.

The author has something to say: emmm, the first volume of the original world is over. The original world actually takes up a lot of space. There will be two separate volumes in the future that will be the background of the original world. After all, the original world is the main line of each branch of the world (from buried You can see the pitfalls), I don’t want to write according to the old routine, I also admit that the data is poor, writing is just for fun, haha, but I hope the little cuties point out any flaws in the article, continuous improvement is the key Most importantly, Baji!