I was reborn after choking on water [Quick Transmigration]

Zhao Li was shocked, the powder on his face flew down three thousand feet and landed on the ground.

His Royal Highness King Qing and General Feng Zhi don't have much friendship, even if there is friendship, it is a friendship with weapons, and there must be no exchange of cups and cups in private.

Zhao Li naturally didn't want to mess with this general who conquered Kyushu, and Ye Zhuolin also didn't want to mess with this prince who was addicted to rouge and gouache, let alone the camps that were hostile to each other. As time passed, no one knew what the other party was really like.

That's why Zhao Li now realizes that Ye Zhuolin is not only ruthless with guns, but also more than enough to greet your family with a playful smile.

Ye Zhuolin's smile remained undiminished: "So, when does the prince plan to take me into a dream, and enjoy the beautiful scenery of Huangquan and Qingluo together?"

Zhao Li laughed dryly, and passed the tea over: "The general's tongue is really extraordinary, the words are amazing, it's my king who said something wrong, I hope the general will not care about it."

Ye Zhuolin took the teacup full of disgust in his heart, afraid of getting the rouge on Zhao Li's hand, and didn't bother to care about the meaning of Zhao Li's words: "Don't dare, the prince is serious, what about my corpse?"

"Uh, but I really don't have a general's... noble body here."

Zhao Li's tone was flat, with a bit of apology mixed in. It didn't sound like there was any trace of lying. Although Ye Zhuolin had a high status, he was the prince after all.

Ye Zhuolin first showed a thoughtful expression to show his silence, and then secretly asked the system: "Is there a specific location of my corpse?"

The system said: "I knew you were going to ask this, I already checked it for you, but..."

Ye Zhuolin suddenly had a bad feeling: "There won't be any additional tasks, right?"

"You guessed it right."

"..."

"But this task is not difficult, you can do it now, it's just...it's easy to do, but you may have trouble after finishing it."

"...You just say it."

So the system said bluntly: "Help Zhao Li remove makeup."

"What the hell?" Ye Zhuolin couldn't hold back the words, and yelled out directly.

Zhao Li yelled inexplicably: "What's wrong with the general? What did you think of?"

Ye Zhuolin instinctively looked at Zhao Li's face, and secretly complained: When will this take off?After unloading, his body was eaten up by ants.

Ye Zhuolin said bitterly: "How easy is this?"

The system explained: "Well, I didn't ask you to unload it completely. If you can unload it a little bit, for example, splash some water on him, it will be considered as completing the task."

It's kind of human.

However, this Zhao Li regards his face as his father and mother, and his rouge as gold, if he really poured a bucket of water on it...

He wouldn't be buried to death by Zhao Li with water powder, right?And where is the water now?

Ye Zhuolin thought for a moment, and when he was at a loss, he looked at the teacup in his hand.

So dipping in tea should count as well, right?

Ye Zhuolin glanced at the guards standing beside him from the corner of his eye, and weighed it up, um, it's not a big deal, a group of rookies didn't have time to carry the gouache and drown him.

Then do it.

General Fengzhi has always been very rigid, he will do whatever he thinks of and make sure there is no major problem.Zhao Li was nervous, did he notice something when he roared just now, and was thinking about it, who knows, at this moment, Ye Zhuolin suddenly poured water over.

Zhao Li reacted very quickly, but not as fast as General Feng Zhi, and the steaming tea was splashed on Zhao Li's face, the water was stained with too much rouge, and it stuck like this, Ye Zhuolin immediately turned away Overhead, can't bear to look directly.

The system seemed to be afraid of not being able to watch the excitement if it was delayed for a second, and just as the water was poured over, it said, "It's shown, your body is under Zhao Li's bed."

"..."

There is a sentence "fuck" in my heart, I don't know if I should scold it or not.

What kind of crazy hobby is this?How is this extremely twisted psychology?

Aren't you afraid of ghosts pressing the bed in the middle of the night?

Over there Zhao Li let out a ghostly cry, and wiped his face with his hands indiscriminately, as if the cup of tea had boiled on his face: "What are you doing!"

Seeing his bewildered ghost, Ye Zhuolin immediately disappeared all the bad feelings, and his heart blossomed, but his appearance didn't collapse, he still looked like a dog, and said coldly: "Hands shake."

The system has chuckled aloud: "Unexpectedly, the general is so prudish."

Ye Zhuolin is really duplicity now: "That's necessary, dealing with people a lot, this is an essential skill."

Before Ye Zhuolin finished feeling complacent, the system smiled and said, "However, you are quite cute when you are serious."

"..."

After living for 30 years, this system is the first to say he is cute, and said it more than once!

Before Ye Zhuolin could seriously attack the system again, Zhao Li started howling again: "What are you so worried about? What did you add to this tea?"

Ye Zhuolin wanted to laugh at first, but he was just holding back, but when he saw Zhao Li's "disfigured" face, he couldn't help laughing out loud, and when he calmed down and took a closer look, the next moment he couldn't laugh or cry.

Zhao Li's face actually started... to turn green, the same kind of green that sprouted from potatoes after a long time.

poisoned?

The tea was handed over by Zhao Li, and he had never touched his mouth. On the one hand, he himself was wary of something wrong with the tea, on the other hand... he was afraid that the tea might get rouge.

Looking at it now, there is indeed something wrong with this tea, after all Zhao Li's face is green, but...

It's none of his business?