I was reborn after choking on water [Quick Transmigration]

It’s not just a bull’s head that doesn’t match a horse’s mouth, it’s a bird’s head that doesn’t match a fish’s mouth. It’s a story that can turn molluscs into reptiles, and it’s so moving that it can fly across the sea, land and air.

But it's also extraordinarily true, because it really makes sense.

Ye Zhuolin was almost overwhelmed by his talent.

But speaking of it, Ye Zhuolin's words really have no loopholes, so that Zhao Feng, an honest man, actually believed it, and became curious: "Where is the cliff? What does a peerless expert look like?"

"..." Ye Zhuolin didn't expect Zhao Feng to go deep into it, so he just said casually, "I was not clear-headed at the time, so I didn't remember clearly."

Zhao Feng was a little disappointed when he heard this: "That's a pity. King Qing likes these things. He even captured a beautiful woman a few days ago and observed it carefully for several days. Once, he even wanted to peel off the woman's flesh. But I stopped it."

Hearing this address, Ye Zhuolin frowned: "Uh, Zhao Li?"

"Ah."

"What does he like?"

Zhao Feng didn't think much about it, and said truthfully: "I like the matter of appearance, don't you always know?"

"...I know, I know." Recalling Zhao Feng's words just now, Ye Zhuolin could only feel his eyelids twitch slightly, "But, I don't know that he would like it so frenziedly..."

At the same time, Ye Zhuolin asked the system in his heart: "He stole my body, can't he really covet my face?"

Although these words were too narcissistic, the system replied seriously: "Maybe it's true, didn't you claim to be the most handsome general in history?"

Ye Zhuolin felt a chill: "Then Zhao Li stole my body back...wouldn't be cramping?"

The system seemed to be teased by his stupidity, and smiled lightly: "I personally think that Zhao Li should not be so ridiculous. It is still possible to steal other people's corpses. Stealing yours... would be a bit foolish."

Also, who would offend the entire army and the emperor just because of his horrible hobbies?

But Ye Zhuolin didn't dare to be 100% sure, after all Zhao Li was not a normal person, so he said to Zhao Feng: "Your Majesty, I want to see His Highness King Qing."

Zhao Feng was startled and said, "What did you see him for? Don't you always dislike King Qing? I remember not long ago you called him a bitch?"

"..." Recalling the thick rouge and gouache on Zhao Li's face, Ye Zhuolin felt nauseated, but he put on a magnanimous appearance that the adults don't remember the villain's faults, and bit his back. The molars squeezed out the words, "Good things need to be shared. His Highness King Qing is so interested in... the matter of appearance, I... I should do my best to satisfy His Highness's thirst for knowledge."

Zhao Feng was taken aback for a moment, and then said joyfully: "That would be the best. I am also very happy to see that the two of you have settled down."

Ye Zhuolin laughed with him, wanting to curse.

It's a fart before it's released.

He has never had a good impression of Zhao Li, if he just acts like a sissy and is a prodigal prince, then that's fine, out of sight, out of mind, but under Zhao Li's perverted flesh, there is a big ambition hidden.

However, Zhao Feng did not take it as a warning at all. His Majesty the emperor treated everyone around him in line with the principle of "peaceful coexistence". If the relationship is good, he will improve to a higher level. If the relationship is not good, he will shake hands and develop.Even if someone is almost killed, His Majesty will try his best to make people happy, or help them find out how to keep their face forever, hoping that the person will be moved, grateful for repentance, reformed from now on, and hand in hand to seek the enrichment of the national treasury .

This daydream is too beautiful.

So Zhao Feng is a fool. If Zhao Feng hadn't been kind to him, he would not have supported such a person as emperor, but he was even more unwilling to let the throne be stained with rouge. If Zhao Lizhen succeeded in rebelling, he would immediately resign The township slapped his ass and ran away!

I'm afraid he won't be able to escape by then.

General Fengzhi's reputation was not something that was blown out of him. Even if he wasn't as unreliable as the rumored one against ten thousand, he was by no means a coward.Especially when he marched in a wave a few days ago and took the opponent's lair directly, his momentum almost overwhelmed the emperor.

What are the consequences of overpowering the emperor?Anyone with a brain knows it.

Just because Zhao Feng doesn't mess with him doesn't mean that Zhao Li doesn't mess with him, everyone understands the truth.

It's just that Ye Zhuolin didn't bother to think about it because he didn't think it was necessary.

What do you think this thing can do?It's better to take some practical actions. Anyway, he is dead now, and when the time comes to complete the task, he will slip away. Whoever becomes the emperor is none of his business.

Ye Zhuolin has fought in the battlefield for a long time, he is used to life and death, and was abandoned by his parents when he was a child. He is lonely and loved by no one, so he doesn't have so much indecision that gets in the way. He feels that he is a heartless thing.Thinking of this, Ye Zhuolin felt relieved for a while, but just as he was about to leave, he suddenly thought of another thing.

"Your Majesty, I have another question, that Jing Xing..."

Before Ye Zhuolin finished speaking, the system that hadn't made a sound for a long time began to disturb his thoughts: "What are you asking him for? Are you really interested in him?"

"Get out, I'm not breaking..."

"Jing Xing?" Zhao Feng was obviously a little confused about this man, "I just met him a few days ago, he said...he is an onmyoji hidden in the palace, who can control the cycle of life and death, seven or eight There are a lot of eight, but I didn't have any impression of him before, and I started to get acquainted with him recently."

"..."

If he was really in the palace all the time, how could he not have any impression?Jing Xing's outfit... is absolutely amazing, and he will definitely not be a passer-by who will forget it once he sees it.

Either Jing Xing was talking nonsense, or Zhao Feng was blind.

But this matter is so big, it is impossible for Zhao Feng not to mention this person in the court, and he should not be blinded by all civil and military officials, right?

Or it's... some kind of blindfold that Jing Xing used.

Ye Zhuolin wanted to ask, but he didn't know how to ask, if he couldn't just say "Your Majesty, do you think Jing Xing is good-looking", then he might be as perverted as Zhao Li.

After thinking about it, Ye Zhuolin decided to go see Zhao Li first.