[Comprehensive] Dazai doesn't want to die today

Seven

The lights are on.

Dazai leisurely looked at the boy who was still eating tea and rice in front of him.

"Dun Jun has been hungry for a long time?"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was chomping on tea and rice, was a little reserved for a moment, and nodded, he was so inattentive to his image in front of an O.

Pay attention to the image?Kunikida was furious at the side, his man used his own money to hire another man, and that man had good intentions!

Looking at the two people who helped him, Atsushi Nakajima hummed obediently with his mouth in his mouth, "Thank you, Mr. Dazai."

Dazai tilted his head, obviously not understanding what Atsushi Nakajima said, so he looked at Kunikida for help.

Kunikida pushed his glasses and directly refused to translate: "I don't understand, I don't know what dialect he speaks."

Although he was rejected for translation, Osamu Dazai smiled without pressure. According to the previous question and Atsushi Nakajima's response, the length and tone of the sentence, as well as some vague pronunciation.

I'm thanking you, Osamu Dazai thought, and added a glass of water to Atsushi Nakajima: "You're welcome, after all, we are the one helping people."

"Is Mr. Dazai a policeman?" After drinking water and swallowing his meal, Atsushi Nakajima asked suspiciously. In his opinion, the high probability of helping others in this way is a policeman who sympathizes with him.

Osamu Dazai shook his finger, his thin white and straight fingers had a different kind of allure: "No, we are a detective agency, an armed detective agency, an organization with supernatural powers, have you heard of it?"

"Well, I've heard of it." Nakajima Atsushi looked at Dazai longingly, it's so good, he's just like me: "Then Mr. Dazai is working?"

Jealously listening to Dazai chatting with others, Kunikida intervened forcefully: "Yes, a commission from the military and police, and then he skipped work."

The implication: How can a person who misses work know about his work-related issues, don't ask if you have a good eye.

But Atsushi Nakajima, who had no eyesight, still asked Dazai ignorantly: "What commission? Can you tell me?"

Kunikida immediately took over the words: "Look for the tiger, which is said to be the chief culprit of cannibalism and financial ruin."

tiger……

Fear suddenly appeared in Atsushi Nakajima's eyes.

There is a problem, Dazai Osamu and Kunikida looked at each other, it seems that this young boy who suddenly picked up has something to do with their search for the tiger.

Osamu Dazai immediately put on an official smile and approached Atsushi Nakajima: "Does Atsushi know anything? You can tell me."

With a tone that cannot be refuted, Osamu Dazai has black mud in his heart, and if he doesn't say anything, he will let you see the interrogation methods of the mafia back then!

Atsushi Nakajima, who was suddenly approached, suddenly had shortness of breath and was completely unaware of the danger. Is this a beauty trick?Say, I say!

Osamu Dazai returned to the original relaxed posture, listening to Atsushi Nakajima's description of memories.

I didn't lie, the reason for leaving the orphanage was doubtful, and I had a close relationship with the tiger, so I came here... So that's it.

"Kunikida-kun." Osamu Dazai understood the truth of the matter effortlessly, and then looked at Kunikida seriously:

"The beam here is very suitable for hanging!"

Kunikida was still recording Atsushi Nakajima's oral statement, and was suddenly interrupted by this suicide statement, not angry, just speaking out of habit: "Don't make trouble for the store, Dazai."

"I made a relatively high swing at home, I'll try it when I get back."

In his opinion, Dazai, who suddenly wanted to hang himself, wanted to pursue the feeling of floating in the air.

He has been trying to find a way to prevent his suicide.

What a romantic ideal, Osamu Dazai sighed suddenly.

It's just that I can't afford such a warm Kunikida!

Osamu Dazai thought, it's time to make it clear with Kunikida, if it drags on, it will cause the greatest harm.

Then let's settle this matter, Dazai happily made a decision.

Osamu Dazai blinked his thick crow feathers silently, like a lover's intoxication: "Kunikida-kun go back first, I will take Atsu-kun for a stroll."

Kunikida, who didn't know what Dazai was up to, refused straight away: "Don't think about it, I'll be with you."

"And it's a bit late now, don't stay up late if you're not in good health, just tell me what you want to do."

Osamu Dazai almost forgot that in Kunikida's eyes, he was just a weak fake A.

Seeing the gentleness displayed by Kunikida, Dazai stuffed him with a note: "Then please Kunikida-kun to bring a portion of Oden to Mr. Ranpo, and then hand the note to him."

Kunikida, who was holding the note, frowned and recalled: "Oden, didn't I ask you to bring that yesterday?"

"But Ranpo only wants to eat today, hurry up, Mr. Ranpo is waiting at the detective agency." Osamu Dazai forcibly distorted the purpose of Ranpo waiting at the detective agency, anyway, everyone will know by then.

Putting away the note, Kunikida sighed, "Okay, Dazai, don't do dangerous things."

Osamu Dazai nodded obediently, agreeing wholeheartedly.

As soon as Kunikida left, Dazai led Atsushi Nakajima further and further away.

"Why did Mr. Dazai bring me here?" Atsushi Nakajima looked at the abandoned warehouse in front of him in confusion.

In the middle of the night, lonely, Atsushi Nakajima blushed, and before he could think about anything, he pinched himself, no, I have to protect Mr. Dazai.

"Quiet." Dazai found a slightly clean place to sit down, with his slender legs crossed, holding a red book in one hand.

Like a god under the moon.

Atsushi Nakajima sat on the ground and looked up at Dazai, he thought, this angle is the most suitable for him, Mr. Dazai is like an undefiled god.

"We're waiting for the tiger here." After reading the book for a while, Osamu Dazai revealed this fact.

Atsushi Nakajima, who had been looking at Dazai, immediately stood up in a panic: "Tiger? Will the tiger come? Mr. Dazai, this place is very dangerous. Go away, the tiger will only find me."

With a snap, Osamu Dazai closed the book, put the precious book away, and then said soothingly to Atsushi Nakajima: "Calm down, Atsushi."

"But, Tiger..."

"Aren't you a tiger?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head expressionlessly, like a delicate puppet.

Tiger, beast under the moon.

Atsushi Nakajima stayed where he was, clearly wanting to protect his husband, but he didn't realize that he was the danger.

The moon outside the window appeared as the last cloud drifted away, and the cold light of the full moon shone in the warehouse, shining on the young man pitifully.

The boy slowly appeared in the form of a beast.

The tiger stood under the moon, but did not lose control and attack Dazai.

There was still some rational beast left, qualified, Osamu Dazai made the final judgment, then walked up to the big cat, squatted down slowly, and tapped the beast's head with his hand.

Human disqualification.

The tiger slowly disappeared and turned back into a boy sleeping under the moon.

Letting Atsushi Nakajima lie on his lap, Osamu Dazai thought tenderly, this kid is already so stupid, what if he falls his head again and becomes even more stupid?

Bang, the warehouse door was suddenly opened violently, and Kunikida rushed in alone.

Osamu Dazai was kneeling on the ground, a sleeping Atsushi Nakajima lay his knee on Dazai's lap, and Dazai's current lover appeared at the door.

The picture is suddenly beautiful.

Dazai got up immediately, and Atsushi Nakajima was thrown to the ground unprepared.

Dazai just wanted to cover his face, why did he feel like a guilty conscience!Obviously you didn't do anything, did you?

Kunikida put away his gun, and directly ignored the people on the ground, not getting angry, if he died of anger, it would be easier for those rivals in love.

Then he helped Dazai tidy up his clothes, and then asked, "Is he that tiger?"

"It's him, good evening, Dazai." Luanbu walked in slowly, holding an oden and sighing at Kunikida: "I told you not to rush over here, everything will be fine."

After Kunikida bought something and took it back to Ranpo, Ranpo threw the note to Kunikida without even looking at it, and asked him to prepare a car and leave.

Confused, Kunikida opened the note, took a breath, his heart stopped beating, and immediately called everyone who could be called to the warehouse.

It turned out that the tiger will appear in the warehouse.

At this time, other talents slowly approached.

Miyazawa Kenji jumped and squatted beside Atsushi Nakajima, and poked the face that was thrown on the ground.

Standing aside with Yosano Akiko, looking around the unscathed surroundings, he said regretfully, "It seems that no one was injured!"

"By the way, Dazai, if you break up, should you think about me, at least I'm better than the one on the ground."

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