[Comprehensive] Dazai doesn't want to die today

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The Armed Detective Agency has been fully staffed recently and is ready to be dispatched at any time.

At this time, it is unknown how many organizations in the whole Neon are waiting in full battle.

Osamu Dazai was lying on the sofa idly singing the song of martyrdom, because he had to wait for the news from the Supernatural Secret Service here, so he couldn't go out to find the beauty to martyrdom.

So Dazai turned over with difficulty on the sofa, and continued humming, harassing the people around who were working hard.

"Dazai, shut up!" Kunikida couldn't bear it any longer and slammed the notebook shut.

To be honest, Yi Dazai's voice is not bad, but he has been singing all morning!It is already a state of mental pollution.

Dazai turned his face away angrily: "No!"

Ranpo also skipped two steps and squatted down on the sofa to feed Dazai snacks: "Dazai sings very well!"

Dazai followed Ranpo-san's words and teased Kunikida: "So Kunikida still doesn't have the level of appreciation! It's impossible to please others like this."

Kunikida properly buried the broken pen in the drawer, commemorating the lost sanity.It's also pleasing to people, and it's impossible to be troubled by people you like all day long!

But Dazai always likes to tease him, is it because he is special in his eyes?

Ranpo looked at Kunikida sympathetically, Dazai just likes to tease honest people.

"Look, everyone!" Atsushi Nakajima hurriedly took a gift box and opened the door: "There is a gift for the detective agency."

Everyone who had nothing to do immediately surrounded him, and Atsushi Nakajima, who was suddenly under the spotlight, panicked.

"Where did you get it?" Dazai stroked his chin and looked at the gift.

Atsushi Nakajima held it and shook it, then placed it in the middle of the table: "In the coffee shop downstairs, it is said that it was given to a person in the detective agency."

The pink package, the card with a heart drawn, and the sweet bow, Osamu Dazai looked at it several times, but no matter how he looked at it, he felt ominous.

However, all gifts sent in through formal channels have passed through security checks, and bombs and other dangerous objects can be excluded.

And at this time, there are disqualifications in the world and don't give up when you die, and there is almost no danger of life.

Yu Xie Ye looked at the packaging like a girl's heart and worried: "This is for a lover, but which of us is out of order?"

It must be the suitor, and several people looked at each other tacitly.

Edogawa slapped Luanpo on the table, and took the lead in bringing trouble to the east: "Kunikida-kun, admit it!"

Kunikida's eyes widened in disbelief: "Huh? What's none of my business? You all know who my lover is."

"No, we don't know." Luanbu denied this statement with a lollipop, what kind of lovers are they even after breaking up!

"Then, Mr. Ranpo?" Atsushi Nakajima quietly asked Chen Cang from the side.

"Look carefully, Mr. Ranpo is also very handsome!" Kunikida immediately helped the tyrant and fanned the flames.

Ranpo childishly turned his head away: "I can bet on being a detective, I have absolutely no lover!"

Kunikida immediately crossed the river and demolished the bridge: "Atsushi Nakajima, don't hide it, it's you."

Atsushi Nakajima, who accidentally caught fire, immediately shook his head: "No, I'm not, I don't."

"Could it be for me?" Dazai picked up the gift box and shook it: "After all, it is most likely that a beauty has a crush on me!"

Yes, most likely, everyone knows that.

Who doesn't understand, but how can it be possible for a gift from an unknown person to be delivered to his sweetheart!

Luanbu grabbed the gift: "Thinking about it carefully, it's entirely possible for me, a detective, to receive a thank you gift."

Expressed doubts with Yosano, hey, a pink thank you gift.

Kunikida pushed the glasses: "Maybe the gift I ordered has arrived."

Yu Xieye expressed his incomprehension, the person who arranges everything in an orderly manner does not know when his shopping will arrive?

Nakajima Atsushi talked nonsense carefully: "Maybe I took it wrong..."

Expressing contempt with Xie Ye, I have no confidence!directly exposed.

"Take the gift apart and have a look, and you'll know who it's for!" Unable to understand the way this group of people were moaning, Yosano Akiko directly took the gift and opened it.

Inside is a beautiful stained glass bottle, and a note: Dear Zhijun, this is the proof that I love you and look forward to our meeting.

Sure enough, it was for Dazai, a heart-warming arsonist. Looking at this simple thing, his eyes froze suddenly, the bottle exploded, and the people around him immediately backed away.

Like a biochemical weapon, it makes everyone around feel uncomfortable.

Atsushi Nakajima immediately opened the window: "It's pheromone! Mr. Dazai, are you okay!"

Kunikida rummaged to find the bottles and jars he had with him: "Where are the inhibitors!"

"What's going on, isn't this the pheromone of A? Mr. Dazai will be affected?" Kenji Miyazawa looked strangely at the side.

Yoshino frowned, expressing that something was wrong: "Couldn't Dazai be an A?"

Seeing everyone's busy work, Dazai, who couldn't smell anything at all, immediately shouted loudly: "Stop!"

"You may not believe me if I tell you, I should have mutated, and now I am neither O nor A."

Atsushi Nakajima turned pale with fright: "Has Mr. Dazai lost his mind and lost his mind?"

Dazai looked helplessly at Mr. Ranpo, please explain!

Ranbu put on his glasses, and said in a tangled voice: "Dazai is O, this is the truth of the world, and all the chains of evidence prove it."

Dazai slowly smiled, this damn world...

"However, regardless of whether the person who gave the gift knew Dazai's gender or not, what he sent was already considered an attack." Luanbu stepped on the gift box:

"Let's file an investigation!"

The labeled victim, Dazai, held his head innocently. It seemed that everyone was too idle.

The author has something to say: In fact, you don’t need to stand on cp. At the beginning, I just wanted to write about everyone’s salvation of Mr. Dazai. The essence is Mr. Su!

So everyone will be involved in the story, Mr. Dazai deserves it!

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感谢在2020-03-0707:56:17~2020-03-0811:05:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Boss Jitai 20 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!