[Comprehensive] Dazai doesn't want to die today

In the afterglow of the setting sun, the tall buildings in the distance have been lit with colorful lights, reflecting in the river water like colorful pearls, the treasure of the gods.

"It's so beautiful!"

This is Yokohama, a city that is dangerous after dusk.

The person who sighed had his pockets in his pockets, and the warm light reflected on the long brown trench coat, making the whole person feel warm.

"Today is also a day of doing nothing!"

Osamu Dazai closed his eyes to enjoy this leisure time, and completely forgot the task assigned by Kunikida Doppo to the maid in the tavern, or the owner of the flower shop.

Kunikida can do it anyway, can't he?

Osamu Dazai opened those kite-colored eyes, and the black mud inside instantly chilled the warm sun, and in the blink of an eye, there were only smiles that seemed to be half-smiles.

"How can there be such a beautiful river! What a fateful encounter!" Osamu Dazai sighed softly.

It's a pity that today's beauty didn't agree to die with him, otherwise today would definitely be the best day in life.

But even if there were no beauties, it would be impossible for him, a suicide lover, to refuse an invitation to such a beautiful scene.

With an intoxicating smile, Osamu Dazai strolled to the river, letting the water soak his feet.

Like a bird that has lost its wings, it plunges into the river, embracing death.

A red light flashed past, and quickly came behind Osamu Dazai, pinching his clothes and pulling him back.

"Damn it, mackerel, you are courting death again." Zhongyuan Zhong also cursed this mackerel who was committing suicide all day long.

"Yo, the little dwarf actually found me." Dazai Osamu greeted casually, but his heart tightened.

Obviously, the intelligence said that Zhongyuan Zhongye was still on a business trip abroad, so why did he come back suddenly.

And he was caught!

Osamu Dazai has defected to the Port Mafia for four years, and he has not been found out in these four years. It would be bad if he was caught back suddenly.

"At this time, you are not waiting for me at home, but looking for death here. If you want to die, just say it, and I will send you on your way now." After ensuring Dazai's safety, Nakahara Chuya put his hands in his trouser pockets with a displeased face.

wait for me?Osamu Dazai secretly pinched his fingers, feeling the slight pain.

It seems that I have no problem.

The slug just touched him and used a power, so it wasn't someone else's disguise.

All in all, that means the slug's brain is broken, good Xin!

Osamu Dazai even smiled a little wider on his face.

Is it just that the memory has been tampered with by a different ability or is it really stupid?

Osamu Dazai's tentative formula: "No, the smell of slugs will pollute the whole house!"

"And it's not a special period!"

"Hey, don't you forget your susceptible period now, or did you use an inhibitor?" Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned, looking impatient.

This mackerel didn't eat another inhibitor that hurt his body, did he?Or have been...

Osamu Dazai smiled with interest, what do these two new words mean?

"How come, then I'm in the susceptible period, what does the little dwarf want to do to me?" Osamu Dazai easily entered the safe distance of Chuya Nakahara, bent slightly and looked into those glass-blue eyes.

It is as beautiful as the sky.

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai grumpily, and rolled his Adam's apple: "Tsk, take off the bandage quickly, I'll make a temporary mark and leave."

Temporary mark... Osamu Dazai's eyes darkened, it seems that it is not a good behavior to put a mark on.

"I haven't reached the susceptible period yet, Chuya."

"Huh?" Nakahara Chuya lifted up Osamu Dazai's collar: "Then why did you call me back last night?"

"Shouldn't the dog be there on call?" Osamu Dazai pulled Ren Zhongya like this, tilting his head and looking at him thoughtfully: "Isn't it always like this all these years?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned and swallowed hard, and let go of his hand: "Fuck, forget it, it's still as agreed, don't reveal that I've been back, and I won't expose you."

before?But Chuya Zhongyuan, we haven't seen each other in four years.

And this little dwarf seems to have a high tolerance for himself.

Osamu Dazai, who likes to play to death and challenge the little dwarf to the end, put on a mysterious smile: "Don't you want a temporary mark, little slug?"

Nakahara also clenched his fingers tightly, with a rosy glow on his face, and after he struggled for a while, he pulled down Dazai Osamu, and bit the back of his neck forcefully.

Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, let him move freely, and pressed his hands on the back of his neck like a cat and a tiger, feeling his body.

Nothing changed, nothing but pain.

But the little man seemed to have done something important, and slowly left the back of his neck, spraying the hot and humid breath on his neck.

What blinded Zhongye's perception?Osamu Dazai pushed Chuya Nakahara away.

"Okay, now that the slug is done, it's time to go!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also concealed his absence: "Then I will leave first."

Recalling Dazai Osamu's unmoved just now, he said earnestly: "You omega, you should keep yourself clean."

Dazai-mother-fetal single-Ji, what are you talking about?What kind of person am I in your memory?Obviously just now is the most intimate contact I have ever had, why should I clean up my body and love myself?

And what is omega?

It's really interesting, Osamu Dazai watched Nakahara Chuya leave, and silently looked at the small river dancing with light.

The ability to change a person's cognition, emotion, and memory has not yet been discovered by gravity, so what method should be used?Osamu Dazai considered four options, which were very difficult.

Is it a book?

Osamu Dazai chuckled, but there was no smile in his eyes.

Forget it, I won't die today!

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On the other side of the different dimension, a doujin wife of a florist happily took out a "book" of a doujin - peripheral notebooks.

Then excitedly write down the setting on it: There are three kinds of people in this world: alpha, beta, omega...

Osamu Dazai: O who pretends to be A, is disqualified in the human world with supernatural powers, and can eliminate all other abilities.

Chuya Nakahara: A, among the sorrows that have become dirty with supernatural powers, I can control gravity.

They are the strongest double blacks, and they are also contract lovers...

It was written and written, the wife laughed, all too all is true!

After writing the settings, my wife Calvin is gone, silently put the book aside, watch dramas and novels, and find some inspiration.

Therefore, this peripheral book quietly changed everyone except Dazai.

The author has something to say: the timeline is before picking up the little tiger.

All oocs are mine!

Even if no one is looking, I will yell:

Osamu Dazai is mine! ! !